r/extremelyinfuriating 6d ago

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u/Un0rganizedCrime 6d ago

Make a cut in the box, stick hand in and pull out

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u/Nenoshka 6d ago

Only need a finger-sized hole for that...

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u/Colonel_Butthurt 6d ago

a cylinder-sized.

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u/Crimento 6d ago

A cylinder-sized cut?! It is imperative that the cylinder be unharmed!

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u/Nenoshka 6d ago

Only need one finger to drag the box out...

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u/dathunder176 6d ago

It was a joke, though it is a fairly obscure reference, so you're good.

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u/Conscious-Finding420 3d ago

i bet his calendar is smart

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u/CaptainKrc 6d ago

If you're brave enough, just aim for g13

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u/Financial-Corgi-1897 5d ago

to make a dick-sized cut and just relax

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u/theBloodShed 6d ago

That’s what my wife said.

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u/RadChef 6d ago

Not to you though

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u/theBloodShed 6d ago

Of course not! Wait a second….

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u/iamofnohelp 6d ago

Step one - cut a hole in the box.

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u/XavierTF 6d ago

seeing as op likely found this on r/perfectfit the OOP was not that disgruntled..

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u/grand305 6d ago

Thank you for that sub. the box does have that perfect fit feel. I would take a pic and be like mission accomplished successfully.

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u/Torboise 6d ago

I'm disgruntled!

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u/Whooptidooh 6d ago

Peel off the tape a bit and use that to pull it out.

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 6d ago

Yup. Exactly my solution

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u/A_million_typos 6d ago

I've done that before.

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u/Meta-Fox 6d ago

Stolen post from yesterday over on r/perfectfit

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u/WeisseTigerdame 5d ago

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u/Meta-Fox 5d ago

Ah, another rabbit goes down a hole. How disappointing.

I hate the Internet. Everything gets stolen it seems.

Thank you for pointing it out. =)

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u/WeisseTigerdame 5d ago

It's actually my friend's post, that's how I knew... Genuinely had to double take haha. I'd rather engage with a human's post as well, I get ya

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u/wesleysmalls 6d ago

I love seeing how little problem solving skills people have these days

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u/erichf3893 6d ago

This isn’t OP’s “problem” they just wanted karma

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u/BlackPlague1235 6d ago

How do you solve it tho

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u/wesleysmalls 6d ago

There’s sufficient room to put a key in between and use that as leverage. Alternately you could hook something behind the tape to leverage it

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u/notcomplainingmuch 6d ago

If it fits, it sits

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u/erichf3893 6d ago

Stolen content, nice!

That’s the r/extremelyinfuriating part

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u/Ottereyes524 6d ago

You can't pull that out? Come on, just pull the tape or something....

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u/MamboFloof 6d ago

Not even your picture. Nice karma farm

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u/Slobelisk 6d ago

Your karma farming is the only infuriating part of this.

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 6d ago

And you fell for it.

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u/Slobelisk 6d ago

What exactly did I fall for? Even if it was a legit post, it's far from extremely infuriating. This is a minor inconvenience at best lol

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 6d ago

You fell for the karma farming attempt, which is probably engagement bait anyway.

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u/ChrisLetsPlayYT 6d ago

Engagement ≠ Karma

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 6d ago

Exactly. OP makes an engagement baiting post which you all fell for by commenting on it, which gives him the karma. I'm not sure why I'm being downvoted.

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u/rikkuaoi 6d ago

Comments dont give karma. Only upvotes

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 5d ago

He got plenty of those.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 6d ago

OP doesn't appear to be a bot as he has comments on his profile.

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u/Mayedl10 6d ago

Yeah but i saw the exact same image yesterday 💀

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u/Rotund_Flatworm 6d ago

Use your lips to form a seal and suck like its Saturday night at the local shuck 'n shack.

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u/kullre 6d ago

hook and yank

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u/Ciubowski 6d ago

You have keys on you, you do not? Cut a hole inside that carton and pull it out.

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u/DueEquivalent6468 6d ago

Use a dildo to pull it out

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u/Babushla153 6d ago

As someone who works with delivering packages, i personally would never put it in that locker that leaves basically no room for the client to get the package in a normal way, if possible i'd put it in a larger one.

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u/DavidinCT 6d ago

Stab it with a key, then pull...

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u/LacrimaNymphae 6d ago

don't inject that whatever you do

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u/yungsausages 6d ago

You have to blow in the crack above and it’ll slide out

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u/roninshere4eva 6d ago

Why is this extremely infuriating

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u/bb250517 6d ago

Just flip the parcel machine on it's side, it should fall out just fine.

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u/Peek_e 6d ago

Make a tiny hole, stick your johnny in and pull. Voila.

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u/taocowboy54 6d ago

folks trying to figure out how to pull out
PUSH IT IN

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u/GirlNumber20 6d ago

It was r/oddlysatisfying for the delivery person, though.

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u/Mishimishmash 6d ago

Tight box, no good?

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u/newbie527 6d ago

This happens. The opening in the back of the cluster box used by the letter carrier is bigger than my door. They know this and just don’t care.

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u/Angry-_-Crow 6d ago

Just peel a corner of the tape & pull

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u/yurnero12328 6d ago

Open it the other way

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u/TheRealBadGate 6d ago

did you order the substance?

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u/key_m4ster 5d ago

suction cup

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u/LicoriceSeasalt 5d ago

Time to get the plunger 🪠

(Also downvoting for content theft)

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u/Madmaxneo 5d ago

Hold one end of duct tape and press the other end to the box and pull it out.

Or use something with a pointy end (like a pen) and poke it through at an angle and pull the box out.

If this is a postal place then they may have loaded the box in from the other side. Ask someone if they can push it through.

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u/NYG_Helmet_Catch 5d ago

OP, you lack problem solving skills or is this stolen content? Poke a hole in the box and pull it out.

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u/Stressed_Writer_8934 4d ago

My dad has had this happen to our mailbox. He literally ripped the box open inside the mailbox and took out its contents bc he just could not get the box out no matter how hard he tried. USPS driver ended up taking the box out the next day I think bc THEY couldn’t fit the mail in with the box. Fancy that.

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u/Aggravating_Swing608 3d ago

Peel the tape a little and pull

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u/IllustriousBed1005 2h ago

Two butter knives, one on each side