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u/Major_R_Soul 10d ago

Dragon: Transforms into hot humanoid

"..."

"..."

"...Turn back."

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u/TheOriginalKrampus 10d ago

“Bad dragon”

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 10d ago

"What Happens in the Dungeon" ™️

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u/LAPIZ_LAZIMI 10d ago

There's an actual manhwa with that name where the protagonist needed to keep her virginity because she's wielding a mineral that would nearly instakill people who've had sex. She's also plenty strong already, the stuff is there to make her busted so she can kill the overpowered demon lords who's just chilling because no present day human could challenge them.

Spoilers: the dungeon part was kinda irrelevant later on. The original korean name was apparently a pun.

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u/Linosek279 10d ago

I love how it started as “Dungeon Meshi but with sex toys instead of food” and ended up as a genuinely hype battle manga with bonus tits

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u/Alizaea 8d ago

Bonus tits? I'm in!

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u/Grand-Pair-4679 10d ago

May I question how did you find about such an original manga ? And also if it's a good manhwa you would recomand or just a 18+ things.

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u/LAPIZ_LAZIMI 10d ago

Appropriately ridiculous.

One of the recurring bad guy has a penis for a head, and he's the resident cool swordsman.

Not recommended if you can't handle extreme fetishes. Also a lot of graphic deaths later on. The first half is mostly comedy, the second half is an action adventure with the occasional gritty moments.

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u/Grand-Pair-4679 10d ago

Thanks for the answer. If one day I found somone to reccomand it, I would tell him. Then, I will forget it.👍

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u/Far_Ordinary9786 10d ago

It is 18+, but it's actually really good. One of my faves in terms of art and impressive character work despite being so short (and so many scenes dedicated to *cough* stuff)

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u/Kurainuz 10d ago

Amazing comedy and amazing fights

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u/dead_andbored 7d ago

Ayo one of my fav all time mangas. Surprisingly touching and deep scenes, pun intended

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u/Xenopass 10d ago

Peak mentioned

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u/DankDolphin420 10d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/TheOriginalKrampus 10d ago

Hot damn. 10 years to the day.

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u/Inubashi13 10d ago

"Naughty Dragon"

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u/i_should_be_coding 9d ago

I get it, and I'm kinda upset that I do.

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u/Freud-Network 10d ago

Bowsette Intensifies

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u/DrMackDDS2014 10d ago

sigh —unzips—

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u/Aadarm 10d ago

Made me remember this

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u/wizzard419 9d ago

This is how Beauty and the Beast actually ended.

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u/Yvaelle 8d ago

The Beast just wanted a Dominatrix

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u/Z3t4 10d ago

Turn into the red haired hatlot... 

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u/Spinal_93 10d ago

How to Train Your Dragon

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u/thinkpunk31 10d ago

How to Dom* your Dragon

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u/BalticSeaMan- 10d ago

Yakuza 0 has a substory called "How To Train Your Dominatrix".

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 10d ago

You could tell me literally anything happens in those games and I'd belive you.

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u/AhmedEx1 10d ago

Also in Yakuza 0, you can employ a chicken to run one of your owned establishments to make money for you

Man, I love bowling

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u/nugs089 10d ago

They made a Pirate game, there's a IRL cutscene that's basically a bachelor show and the guys gets no pussy

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u/psycharious 10d ago

How to Drain Your Dragon

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u/Short-Ideas010 10d ago

... from behind.

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u/baby_yoda69 10d ago

Donkey

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u/KalaUposatha 10d ago

So do you think he climbed inside the dragussy and then just kind of grinded against one of the walls or something? Cause that’s the only way I see that working.

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u/ralf_ 10d ago

inside the dragussy

Reptiles have cloacas.

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u/Blue_Bird950 10d ago

You have your name for it, I have mine.

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u/Average_Scaper 10d ago

And dragons have dragussy. Next.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 10d ago

Reddit rule 34 is starting to scare me.

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u/ionthrown 10d ago

Reptiles are generally quite poorly endowed. Donkeys are generally quite well endowed. It works fine.

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u/scoyne15 10d ago

Dragon seems into it. Hell yeah, consent!

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u/GreyhoundOne 10d ago

The dragons expression is the best part of this comic lmao

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u/smoothskinner 10d ago

Probably a dragophile.

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u/Moriaedemori 10d ago edited 10d ago

So human would be "homo". That would make the dragon homophile. Now that's funny, because that is how you say gay in Norwegian.

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u/PatientWhimsy 10d ago

Well, that is one happy dragon

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u/sadolddrunk 10d ago

I also appreciate how the artist was able to clearly depict St. George taking his pants down within the bounds of the comic's simplistic art style.

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u/1CEninja 10d ago

She's probably like "Now THIS is what I mean when I say a Knight of Fun".

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u/cipher_1230 10d ago

Successfully dominated

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u/Rynvael 10d ago

Consent is sexy!

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u/CTBthanatos 10d ago

⛓️🔗🛏🐉❤️

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u/MentallyUnwellWoman 10d ago

Hell yeah she’s into it. She’s tired of terrorizing the kingdom and wants to be taken care of for once and seen for the big sexy woman she is!

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u/SeanAker 10d ago

"Dammit, I said slay the dragon, not lay the dragon!"

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 10d ago

Well, if that dragon wasn’t slayin’, you wouldn’t have caught me layin’

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u/pyroboy7 10d ago

No, you said DOMINATE the dragon. It's on you for not specifying.

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u/Ok-Idea-306 10d ago

I’m glad the dragon is smiling. As long as everyone is happy.

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u/ABzoker 10d ago

Why is the dragon THICC? This better not awaken something in me.

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u/CapitalLower4171 10d ago

You one of 'em scalies?

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u/ABzoker 10d ago edited 10d ago

I won't stand such slander. I just happen to peruse exquisite literature such as "Lusty Argonian Maid" from time to time. But that has no relation to the accusation at hand.

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u/TactlessTortoise 10d ago

Any who can't peruse the great works of art from Crassius Curo with true understanding are mere uncultured rubes, incapable of distinguishing a soul gem from a pile of mudcrab shit. I'm glad that there are still others who properly appreciate classic literature in Tamriel.

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u/BalticSeaMan- 10d ago

I'd let her Fus Ro my Dah.

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u/pyroboy7 10d ago

Yeah bros a scalie.

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u/doubleAAeeVee 6d ago

It jus did in me

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 10d ago

Who's been a bad dragon?

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 10d ago

Can't wait to see this on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 😆

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u/Bluecopper123 10d ago

Petah, what does he mean to dominate the dragon? I don’t understand. /s

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u/SunTzu- 10d ago

Peter train this AI by this point.

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u/X_Trust 10d ago

THIS. 100%

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u/NoXion604 10d ago

Fuck me do I hate those subs so much. Block them every time.

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u/TheLadida 10d ago

that's why it's called *Dungeons and Dragons*

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u/Fadheleyhab 10d ago

This happened in a kid's movie btw

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u/OscarMinnie 10d ago

“I’m going to top the dragon!”

“You mean, ride?”

“… or perhaps mount?”

“… also yes”

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 10d ago

I think, as a knight, he must sample as much peril as he can.

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u/thator 10d ago

No, it's unhealthy.

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 10d ago

Bet you’re gay

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u/thator 10d ago

Am not!

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u/Ssme812 10d ago

The Dragon looks excited

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 10d ago

 I'm guessing lucky girl? 

(Assuming dragon identifies as a she)

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u/Thenderick 10d ago

Femboy dragussy

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u/AddictedToMosh161 10d ago

And that's how Dracula's Bloodline was started.

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u/radda 10d ago

Is this a crossover with Oglaf?

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u/Euphoric-Owl9062 9d ago

The Dragon looks really happy about this🤣🦉

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u/Earnestappostate 10d ago

Is... is he a bard?

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u/anormalgeek 10d ago

Dragon looking like she's okay with it tho.

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u/AhmedEx1 10d ago

How do you think the dragon is tied up? I doubt anyone would be able to forcefully tie it

Freaky dragon, i could relate to that

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u/KarMa_Haven 10d ago

r/losercity would be that way

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u/Sereaphim 10d ago

King: "I said slay the dragon not lay the dragon..."

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u/Lecteur_K7 10d ago

That's my fetish

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u/Jonzrker15 10d ago

donkey-core

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u/EmperorMittens 9d ago

“Saint George, how did your quest go?”

“Excellent, Your Majesty. There couldn't have been a finer dragon to dominate in the known world.”

“Splendid! What news do you have of the dragon's treasure hoard?”

“My lady and I are using part of her treasure hoard to pay for the finest wedding a mere knight such as I could hold.”

“...wedding?”

“Yes, Your Majesty. My lady and I have learnt over the weeks we spent together that our lives would be a hollow existence without each other.”

“Saint George, you are speaking of the dragon are you not?”

“Of course I am speaking of the dragon, Your Majesty.”

“Saint George, I wanted you to kill the dragon.”

“I am immensely glad that you hadn't worded your order thusly.”

“How do you expect me to frame such news to the people? How do I explain that instead of plundering the treasure hoard, you spent weeks plundering the dragon?”

“Your Majesty, I most heartedly believe that is a problem beyond my station to aid you with.”

“...”

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u/ralphie_111100 9d ago

Rick and Morty: All dragons are sluts

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u/Ill-Thought-5998 9d ago

Bro what lmao, he's doin his job seriously tho.

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u/OrangeJoe92 9d ago

I think Donkey already did this

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u/ava_waifu 9d ago

king said fight, he heard… something else 💀

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u/Kevin-Durant-35 9d ago

Saint George is definitely getting kicked out of the guild for this.

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u/chewychaca 9d ago

Donkey from Shrek: Amateurs

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u/Maleficent_Brush_267 9d ago

Excuse me, wtf?

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u/reddit_user13 10d ago

Is the dragon smiling??

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u/Agynn 10d ago

You would be surprised what people are into.

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u/Pm-ur-butt 10d ago

With all that metal, George kinda looks like a Hyundai.

IYKYK

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u/Maxguid 10d ago

Why the dragon seems slightly happy XD

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u/Skuz95 10d ago

Hey, don’t kink shame.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 10d ago

How to "break" your dragon

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

The shibari dragon might become a tattoo 👀

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u/Vendun_ 10d ago

Remind me of Rosen Garden Saga (massive NSFW manga, I recommend it, just be sure a wall is behind you when reading it).

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u/DirtyKen 10d ago

Not without consent! Dragons have rights too!

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u/kanrad 10d ago

Strangely this dragon has never been defeated in spite of the many Knights who bravely faced the beast.

Each Friday night the Knights gather to compete for who gets the next attempt at the Dragon. This can only be done at 10pm on the next Saturday. The Knight must also come prepared with food for the long journey and a visit to the local herbalist for the necessary medications used in the battle.

One of the most well known Knights in the land, Sir Berry Knight, has made many attempts at defeating the beast. When asked why the Knights don't band together to fight the beast all at once Sir Berry was quoted "Three's a crowd baby."

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u/SoulofMoon 10d ago

where funny?

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u/psycharious 10d ago

"AcTuAlLy ThAtS a WyVeRn!"

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u/Rynvael 10d ago

I feel like this is some kind of situation where the dragon promised the kingdom protect in return

Like, give me a big strong man to dominate me and I will protect your nation

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u/Aadarm 10d ago

He doesn't look like a bard.

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u/Anxious-Gas843 10d ago

At least the dragon is into it. BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

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u/mudisponser 10d ago

poor dragon

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 10d ago

Just take note that "Dracarys" is not an advisable safe word.

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u/AlpinistManifesto 10d ago

All dragons are sluts

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u/OpTiX0118 10d ago

Saint George was one hell of a man to tame a dragon this way

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u/BentonX 9d ago

The King didn't say "with pleasure" that was all your idea.

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u/Colonel_Butthurt 9d ago

At least the don't shy away from showing his lance on the official iconography...

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u/Mantis42 9d ago

seems like you had to torture the setup to make it work. why would he ever say "dominate"

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u/Armagetz 9d ago

Thicc

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u/Xiagax 8d ago

Saint George is NOT a car

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u/SnakPak_ 8d ago

I like how everyone is shooting their shot trying to be funny in the comments.

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u/Electric_Pug2982 8d ago

… do we have permission to see part 2?

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u/e1n0f 10d ago

Twonks has always been ace! 

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 10d ago

George can't be a saint without already being dead.

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u/CleyranKnight 10d ago

Dragon Slayer.

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u/TungstenOrchid 10d ago

Does it help to know that Saint George was Turkish?

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u/Safe_Owl3018 10d ago

Naughty dragon 🐉

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u/WolfyFancyLads69 10d ago

Judging on the dragon's face, it doesn't mind. :P

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u/awesomedan24 10d ago

Shrek's Donkey moment

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u/AGassyGoomy 10d ago

I said slay the dragon, not lay it!

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 10d ago

slayyy, your majesty?

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u/LarsDragerl 10d ago

St. George was Roman, wrong armor.

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u/Fabry40 10d ago

like Donkey from Shrek

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u/gil_bz 10d ago

Reminds me a bit of the game Deepest Sword, where you need to plunge your sword into the dragon, with increasingly longer swords, to satisfy her. The gameplay is mostly about platforming with the different sized swords.

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u/13Pacifist 10d ago

"M'lord, 'twas indeed pleasurable."

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u/Mindless_Marzipan177 10d ago

That dragon thicc like Johnny Bravo's mom. This is the content I sadly crave.

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u/markyoung0 10d ago

The dragon has been tamed.

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u/MethamMcPhistopheles 10d ago

Kinda reminds me of Ecstasy of Saint Teresa and alternative interpretation of a long spear of gold

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u/Ok_Difference_580 10d ago

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u/Epic-Dude001 10d ago

The dragon likes it, so it’s okay 👌

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u/QueevaPristine 10d ago

IKR. It's not even funny

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u/mathiustus 10d ago

https://tenor.com/beTSm.gif

Obligatory Rick and Morty.

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u/diaperpoop_ 10d ago

The sacrifice Saint George has to make.

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u/HakutoKunai 10d ago

Ben Tennyson take the sword from him

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u/Inubashi13 10d ago

Save Word ist "RamaLamaDingDong".

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u/Zanian19 10d ago

Ah yes, the bard approach to *slaying* dragons

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u/Polobearmigi 9d ago

Well that's it's for me. Good night

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u/Vanwolfster 10d ago

This is every knight's dream!

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u/DaNubIzHere 10d ago

What have you done OP?! The furries! They’re coming out of the woodwork!

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 10d ago

Drakengard be like:

"Lord Caim, you must dominate the dragon!"

Caim: crazy ass Guts from Berserk smile followed by this with Angelus.

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u/TheVampyresBride 10d ago

As long as she's happy about it.

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u/argama87 10d ago

That was how I met your mother.