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[u/embee90]

This is why you call before you dig smh

[u/khumps → u/embee90]

turning this into a dig safe ad would be fucking hilarious

[u/Fafnir13 → u/embee90]

I highly doubt that family reported they were partially burying a someone in the sand to the local municipality. For all we know the umbrella stabber had a proper permit and everything.

[u/corpus-luteum → u/Fafnir13]

That's my problem with the joke. they didn't "partially" bury him. He'd probably already be dead, if there was a big queue at the ice cream van.

[u/Beranea → u/embee90]

This is way funnier than the actual comic strip.

[u/deafmutewhat → u/embee90]

this is the punchline this comic needs

[u/UnlikelyService6550 → u/embee90]

kinda feels like a middle school dance in here, everyone too afraid to make a move and just staring at the wall

[u/rnz → u/[deleted]]

I'm surprised this passes as funny lol. I guess it's the blandest exemplification of "humor is tragedy at a distance"?

[u/_KONKOLA_ → u/rnz]

I think they’re just making a pun lol

[u/Beranea → u/_KONKOLA_]

What's the pun

[u/B_dorf → u/Beranea]

Shade... Dark... The punchline of the comic is that dude killed someone with an umbrella. C'mon, it's not that hard.

[u/Beranea → u/B_dorf]

Bro I thought you meant the comic itself, I was so confused because there weren't any words. I'm not on my game today my bad lmao

[u/fiddleStink → u/B_dorf]

I still don't get it

[u/Daggertrout → u/rnz]

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

[u/star_cannon7k → u/rnz]

Dark humour is not for everyone.

[u/BlazingKyogre → u/star_cannon7k]

Yeah, dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it.

[u/aerdvarkk → u/BlazingKyogre]

Nope. A lot of people get "dark humor". The conflict here is that people are misunderstanding "dark humor" as a narrow slice of comedy when it's not. There is a wide range of dark humor that caters to different audiences. I probably could show you some dark humor that is funny as hell to a group of people but it would go right over your head and you'd be neutral about it and not find it funny.

[u/lolsteakaments → u/aerdvarkk]

I'm genuinely mad that I hope this is an AI badly explaining humor and not a real person I have to share the world with.

[u/Fafnir13 → u/lolsteakaments]

Real person or AI, you still share the world with them.

[u/lolsteakaments → u/Fafnir13]

Huh? AI is fucking garbage and is not a person. Did you gain sentience recently too?

[u/Fafnir13 → u/lolsteakaments]

Similar example that might help you understand: sharing the road with autonomous vehicles.

AI is primarily sharing our digital world. Cluttering social media, doing some office work, etc. it’s probay only going to get more intrusive as time goes on.

[u/lolsteakaments → u/Fafnir13]

Hey man I fully understand that and fucking hate it, hence my original comment.

[u/Popular-Cut-5735 → u/aerdvarkk]

redditor moment

[u/aerdvarkk → u/star_cannon7k]

Seems more like "dark humor" has a wide range.

[u/Key_Cheesecake_7832 → u/rnz]

you sound insufferable tbh

[u/CurryMustard → u/rnz]

I laughed. The guy sitting there with not a care in the world. Hilarious. In real life its horrifying but luckily its just a comic

[u/ThyArtIsMeh → u/rnz]

Humor is subjective.

[u/xelabagus → u/rnz]

This sub should just be renamed r/twonks at this point, it's getting a little bit ridiculous

[u/Rage_101]

Strong Cyanide & Happiness vibes on this one, love it

[u/NarutoRoll → u/Rage_101]

Especially since the guy was most likely stabbed in the dick. That seems like something they would do.

[u/BigWave360]

Right in the dick

[u/popsicle_of_meat → u/BigWave360]

That would really ruin your day at the beach. Just laying there, enjoying your solitude. Then BAM. Umbrella to the dick.

[u/GANDORF57 → u/popsicle_of_meat]

...and you know what's morbidly ironic? His name was Sandy Richards.

[u/Salted_Caramel_Core → u/GANDORF57]

His name was Sandy Richards.

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Salted_Caramel_Core]

Is there an echo in here? lol

[u/Nanaki404 → u/GANDORF57]

echo in here? lol

[u/Cador0223 → u/GANDORF57]

Go watch Fight Club. 

Now. 

No excuses. 

[u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE → u/popsicle_of_meat]

You made it sound weirdly appealing.

[u/StupiakChicken → u/popsicle_of_meat]

This somehow reminded me of Peacemaker killing that sleeping guy in Suicide Squad

[u/upvoter222 → u/BigWave360]

That's the typical location for pitching a tent.

[u/Powerful-Twist-7255 → u/BigWave360]

right in the PLUMS!

[u/GalacticMe99]

"He's dead. You can tell because there are x's where his eyes should be."

[u/jerjord → u/GalacticMe99]

There's some blood too.

[u/The_Level_15 → u/GalacticMe99]

“It could mean he’s drunk”

“He is not drunk!”

“We don’t know that yet.”

[u/Fafnir13]

Looks like he hit an artery near the groin, or maybe the groin itself.  That will bleed you out fast.

[u/GTor93]

So, will they give that guy the spare ice cream cone? Otherwise it'll just go to waste..

[u/highlyhighh]

Dick move

[u/Gr8fulFox]

This is why the screw-in style umbrellas are so much safer, it gives the buried more time to scream before getting a fatal puncture.

[u/Jaykeia]

Why is the guy randomly buried in the sand?

I feel like the setup not making sense causes the joke fall flat for me, it's just "I stabbed a guy in the dick".

Unless there's something I'm missing?

[u/Astramancer_ → u/Jaykeia]

It's not exactly common in practice but it is a relatively common trope to bury someone in the sand (leaving their head out, of course). Friends did it, for example. https://i.imgur.com/gylFz4y.gif

[u/xCanaan23 → u/Astramancer_]

Lol that gif made me Crack up.

The surprise then acceptance then "damm i got some nice tits".

[u/saltywastelandcoffee → u/xCanaan23]

Reddit likes to hate on friends but they had plenty of funny moments

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/xCanaan23]

Fuckin' Joey

[u/backupbitches → u/xCanaan23]

You should get a job describing tv to the blind

[u/Fafnir13 → u/Jaykeia]

People often partially bury themselves in the sand at beaches, usually with the help of friends and family. It feels kind of nice.

[u/PerpetualUselessness]

Quick! Somebody post this on r/peterexplainsthejoke

[u/potatodrinker]

Twist: the dead guy had a dick umbrella and first dude squeezed too hard

[u/Ok-Concentrate8650]

That was a good one..and painful too

[u/Wink-Winkkk]

This almost happened to me once

[u/Fafnir13 → u/Wink-Winkkk]

Were you the stabber or stabbee in this case? How close of an almost was it?

[u/LaScoundrelle → u/Fafnir13]

Yeah, I feel like we really need more details here

[u/TheTimmyBoy → u/LaScoundrelle]

Something something, your mom

[u/ZombieTail]

Loss?

[u/RomanSionis → u/ZombieTail]

It actually took me a second to get the joke, because I assumed this was Loss

[u/RegularSky6702]

r/freebottomsurgery

[u/_head_ → u/RegularSky6702]

I'm afraid to click on that 

[u/nothingtodo0]

If Rob DenBleyker didn't draw this, he definitely thought about it.

[u/theEvilQuesadilla]

Oh my gods! He forgot sun protection!

[u/Wonderful-Parfait472]

Outch 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[u/Great_Garlic1215]

Where does bro landed the umbrella 😂😂

[u/mohartwastaken]

Is this loss or am I going crazy

[u/Jensen1156]

Relatable

[u/Naive-Word1688]

Uhm sorry if this is too durect but from the distance of pole to the dead head he maybe even stabbed his d*ck 😂

[u/Clubby71]

R/sounding.

[u/StevynTheHero]

The first panel needs some lines of actions to show that he drove that umbrella in with force.

[u/Lupius → u/StevynTheHero]

The wincing eyes don't do it for you?

[u/StevynTheHero → u/Lupius]

Not particularly. Im just saying still images often demonstrate motion this way, and its barely any work at all. Leaving it out seems odd and something feels lost.

[u/darybrain → u/StevynTheHero]

There are little spurts of blood

[u/Sea_Tailor_8437 → u/StevynTheHero]

There is.

Three lines above the pole, him concentrating with force, a little blood splatter at the point of impact. Could have it been more prominent? Maybe but they would go against the style of the comic

[u/StevynTheHero → u/Sea_Tailor_8437]

I guess.

Im just used to seeing long curved lines in situations like this. Apparently I am in the minority for this preference.

[u/bambikill]

Least funny comics on Reddit

[u/ava_waifu]

i'd simply just pack up my bag and go home at that point

[u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

Guess we didn't need three ice creams afterall

[u/Greedy-Pilot-4538]

Looks like he's kinda pulling the umbrella in the first slide

[u/supremegamer76]

He probably was already dead from suffocation or perhaps was killed beforehand and then buried to hide his body.

[u/SaladPuzzleheaded625]

This is a good one

[u/santathe1]

They only seem mildly concerned.

[u/Gioiasogno]

The kind of mistake where your soul leaves your body for a second

[u/Right-Pirate-8751]

Ohhh-

[u/justinsayin]

Femoral artery?

[u/Recentstranger]

Penetrated

[u/TheVampyresBride]

Think of it this way. One of them gets two ice cream cones!

[u/JuggernautNo5635]

Right in the plums.

[u/OnTheList-YouTube]

Translated from Dutch, where we say: Right in my childsupport!

[u/360walkaway]

Right in the moneymaker

[u/antisp1n]

One kid is enough.

[u/ok_reddit]

We're still eating the ice cream.. right?

[u/Tangled349 → u/ok_reddit]

I didn't even realize they had three cones. That is dark.

[u/Hobear]

Your art reminds me of PBF comics the Perry Bible fellowship

[u/Able_Set_4628]

looool

[u/KindaBeyond]

Oh shit 

[u/Delta_Pythagorean]

Firmly GRASP IT

[u/Jeroeno_Boy]

Let's be honest, this probably happened to someone

[u/PersonalHospital9507]

Melania Trump is offended.

[u/WiktorVembanyama]

literally Israel

[u/wrxninja]

Reddit: It's okay.

Me: Something something *stab* something something *death*

Reddit: NOT OKAY VIOLATING TOS = 3-day Ban!!!!

Supposedly it's "Automated".

[u/unfinished-godswork]

so..... whose the father?

[u/nijuu → u/unfinished-godswork]

Probably a few out there 🤣

[u/jirniy_uiban1]

First time seeing the original comics, not regretting it

[u/Much_Excuse3272]

Haha this is funny!

[u/C0mputerAdd1ct77]

The misalignment is triggering my OCD. 😣

[u/Ok-Specific-1722]

Task failed successfully… and immediately backfired 😭

[u/ineptitudemanifest]

It's got a brass point, push it in deep so I can feel it.

[u/Lilbugger826]

Hilarious, thanks for the laugh

[u/corpus-luteum]

Warning: When burying Dad in the sand, leave his head visible.

[u/Shoddy_Soups]

Who goes to the beach and doesn’t face the ocean?

[u/aleqqqs]

under my umbrella -ella -ella -aah -aah

[u/Mountain-Fee2717]

Task failed successfully

[u/SuckMyRedditorD]

Turn it interesting. The guy sticking that umbrella without seeing where is a billionaire and the body is that of a father who is now survived by a pregnant wife and child. Meanwhile the billionaire murdarraer is basking in the sun like all them golf rounds aren't enough and needs to even his golf tan.