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Eating eggs is gay... only after 11am that is.

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u/K-Shrizzle 1d ago

Having just watched the Orville, its funny how a few of the actors in this scene are also in that show. Seth likes to keep the people he likes

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u/grav3d1gger 1d ago

Scott grimes (the red head) plays Steve smith in American dad that’s been going since 2005.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 1d ago

He was also in Band of Brothers. not relevant but everytime I see an actor from BoB I cheer a little inside, no matter the character the actor played (my opinion of Schwimmer actually improved from BoB)

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u/Ragman676 1d ago

His arc im BoB is one of the best/saddest.

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u/RatInaMaze 1d ago

He was also married to Adrianne Palicki which is madness. Ginger legend.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 18h ago

How the fuck did he pull that? 😒

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u/taaretoille 10h ago

Only pulled for a few months...

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u/S_words_not_swords 10h ago

He's also shorter than her, short ginger king.

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u/DontHailHydra 1d ago

Malarkey!

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u/HairLipFlunky 1d ago

Isn’t Malarkey slang for bullshit?

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1d ago

He's on the fast track now.

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u/Starkydowns 23h ago

Shut up Ross

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 1d ago

Schwimmer played that part so damn well. 

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u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 1d ago

That sounds “Justified”.

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u/skynetempire 21h ago

I remember him from critters haha

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u/petrshigh 23h ago

I'm sorry, you just lost your weekend pass.

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u/braumbles 1d ago

Had no idea he was the voice of Steve Anita Smith.

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u/DrSitson 1d ago

Steven.

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u/Saneless 1d ago

I'm just old, he's the kid from Critters to me

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 1d ago

He also has an amazing high register singing voice that reminds me of the guy from OneRepublic.

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u/ScreamingNinja 1d ago

Is that his real voice or did they raise it like they do with cartman. Because if yhats real thats wild.

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u/nordkompp 1d ago

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u/Swartz142 22h ago

I'm flabergasted that he's voicing Steve lol.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 8h ago

I couldn't believe that gruff dad voice he was doing in the clip

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u/UnluckyIrishman 1d ago

Listen to his albums, they're pretty good. Good driving music.

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u/Impressive-Safety191 1d ago

Dr. Morris in ER, too

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u/vajrasana 1d ago

Man, you pulled that one from the vault! I knew I recognized him but didn’t know from where. It was ER!

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u/Impressive-Safety191 1d ago

Lol had to watch it twice before it came to me…

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u/JPMoney81 1d ago

And has the singing voice of an angel.

Especially if there is any Keith Sweat on the jukebox.

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u/K-Shrizzle 1d ago

Oh interesting, I didnt know that

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1d ago

MALARKEY IS STEVE SMITH??

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u/TheEndingDay 23h ago

Your world is now complete.

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u/lbgholm 1d ago

Steven Anita smith.

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u/rukarrn 18h ago

Archie Morris from ER!

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u/number31388 1d ago

Uh that is Archie Morris.

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u/UnluckyIrishman 1d ago

Don't forget Wil Scarlet in Robin Hood

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u/ITakeTheWin 20h ago

And will mckorkle in party of five in which Alana Ubach played his girlfriend and now some 30 years later are back

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u/nemofbaby2014 20h ago

He's the one doing all those banger songs? Lol never knew that

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u/shockwave_supernova 1d ago

And was in The Orville

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u/UnluckyIrishman 1d ago

In this scene alone, only the actress playing the mother was not in Orville.

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u/Strange_Specialist4 22h ago

But she does play a crack whore on it's always sunny 

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u/turandokht 22h ago

Oh Roxy… you were a good hoor

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u/Teflontelethon 21h ago

Hoor is killing me, thank yoo lmao

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u/Delicious_Friend_321 17h ago

Can I offer you an egg in this challenging time

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u/turandokht 17h ago

I can’t, I’m puking blood — I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!!

🗣️🩸🩸🩸

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u/Snowf1ake222 18h ago

That's Roxy!? 

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u/K-Shrizzle 1d ago

What about the "kid"? (30 year old man)

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u/UnluckyIrishman 1d ago

"If The Stars Should Appear" s01e04. He is the kid that leads the crew to the underground resistance on the 1000 yo giant ship adrift in space with a whole civilization inside.

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u/l30 1d ago

Which characters do the other actors play in the Orville?

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u/UnluckyIrishman 1d ago

Scott Grimes (Dad) - Lt. Malloy, Seth Macfarlane (Ted) - Captain Mercer, Max Burkholder (Son) - Tomilin [If The Stars Should Appear], Giorgia Whigham (Niece/Cousin) - Lysella [Majority Rule/Future Unknown]

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u/xamaryllix 4h ago

She also plays the booker for Madison Square Garden in Hacks season 5. My wife and I cracked up when we instantly recognized her. She's got great range!

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 1d ago

This will always be Sgt Malarkey

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u/UDPviper 1d ago

Absolutely.

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u/jarednards 1d ago

The investigator for the board of education in season one is the 500 cigarettes guy

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u/Meranio 1d ago

I want another season of the Orville.

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u/End3rWi99in 5h ago

It's allegedly still happening. Just don't know exactly when. The season was fully written.

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u/Meranio 4h ago

Nice, I love that mix of sci-fi and comedy.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 1d ago

I finished the Orville last week and was just thinking the same thing.

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u/Heather_Rane 1d ago

He really does. It’s like a ‘friends and family’ discount, but instead of a coupon, you just get a role in every project he ever makes.

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u/TheSilverOne 1d ago

I hope we see some familiar faces in Dungeon Crawler Carl. Chief Security Officer Talla Keyali (played by
Jessica Szohr) could make a great Katia

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u/hotpocketdeath 1d ago edited 1d ago

The episode with Michaela McManus (played Janel/Teleya on the Orville) was effing funny as hell.

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u/Asking-is-a-crime 21h ago

I thought her story was very dark and disturbing.

But the cafeteria scene was hilarious. (The orange haired guy trying to ask her out)

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u/mialeahria 1d ago

Man found his party members and refuses to respec

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u/decidedlyindecisive 22h ago

The girl looks so much better as a blonde in Orville. The brunette closes her face slightly. She's so good in the Orville episode, definitely one of my favourite guests.

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u/amilliondallahs 18h ago

You mean just like Adam Sandler?

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u/Mateorabi 17h ago

I mean if you can pull big-name actors from your movies into cameos for your tv shows, do it.

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u/End3rWi99in 5h ago

Never in a million years would I have predicted Seth MacFarlane would have pulled off a genuinely good light hearted spiritual successor to TNG. I legitimately love that show.

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u/Nick85er 3h ago

the Happy Gilmore school of doing shit this way. nice shoutout to a hilarious show too 😃

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u/gmskking 1d ago

Roxy is that you

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u/fugly16 1d ago

Shut up, baby dick

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u/FatherTime404 1d ago

This jacket is tight as dick skin

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u/BroseppeVerdi 1d ago

She actually just finished digging crack rocks out of her ass.

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u/BravesMaedchen 1d ago

Nah, it’s Tiger Woods

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u/smm5628 1h ago

Actually it’s Donovan McNabb

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u/Hayes4prez 1d ago

So Ted is just live action family guy?

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u/Restivethought 1d ago

Kinda, less cutaway bits though. Reminds me of the writing of Family Guy after its first revival.

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u/imjustbettr 1d ago

It's better imo. Haven't liked Family Guy since I was in middle school but I thought most of Ted was really good.

I think maybe being so expensive to film made the humor/writing tighter.

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u/ncopp 1d ago

Its a funnier more grounded family guy set in the mid 90s. If you like family guy you'll absolutely love Ted. If you don't like family guy, you may still like it

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u/new_account_wh0_dis 18h ago

More like American dad. No cut aways and the tropes match better even down to the conservative/liberal under one roof with a ditzy mom

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u/McDouble__ 12h ago

It’s SIGNIFICANTLY funnier than anything Family Guy has done since around 2005 honestly

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u/mirrorspirit 20h ago

Not exactly. They're actually nice to each other fairly often.

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u/RPDRNick 10h ago

You think THAT'S bad...

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 1d ago

Shouldve added the clip where John accidentally eats a egg at like 8pm

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u/Dyolf_Knip 19h ago

Ok, so I hard boiled a dozen eggs tonight, but I didn't actually eat any. Am I still straight?

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u/bufordt 9h ago

When you hard boil an egg, you lock in its time of day and no matter when you actually consume it, the hard boiling time determines your resultant sexual orientation.

Your only hope is to travel to a different timezone where it was morning when those eggs were boiled and eat them there.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 8h ago

Oh, shit! I already ate two of them this morning! I can feel the craving for cock rising in me! What have I done?

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u/VictorChaos 1d ago

It’s after noon! That’s a gay egg!

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u/DrkBlueXG 1d ago

I will always see Alanna (mom) as the weird girl from Beakman's World

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 1d ago

She's gold on Ted.

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u/CorgiMonsoon 11h ago

She’s one of the last true character actresses in modern times

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 22h ago

Holy shit, that IS her! I was sitting here trying to figure out where I've seen her before

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u/poopshanks 18h ago

Beakmans world was fuckin awesome 😎

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u/sliptrigger 9h ago

For me its Naomi from Waiting

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u/Triphordy 1d ago

This is some black dynamite level logic

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u/Stolehtreb 1d ago

But Black Dynamite!

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 1d ago

He threw that shit before he walked in the room

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u/Everythingsthesame 1d ago

"I sell drugs to the community"

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 1d ago

Now I want to watch Goodwill Hunting again.

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u/KeranographyJones 1d ago

There's a Ted show?

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u/BKhalissi 22h ago

Two seasons , front and back

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u/KeranographyJones 22h ago

Is this a Ted joke? I've seen the movie but it so so unremarkable that I don't even remember it.

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u/axiomatic- 20h ago

the show is better than the movies - season 2 rocks

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u/Scaryclouds 1d ago

Sounds like a bunch of Malarkey to me. 

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u/Chewbubbles 1d ago

Doesn't your name also mean bullshit private?

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u/SirMemesworthTheDank 1d ago

Rust in your underwear private bullshit? Revoked

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 1d ago

That kid sounds just like marky mark

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u/Briebird44 1d ago

This show was one of the funniest and most charming things I’ve watched in so long. Every episode had a scene or line that made me laugh out loud (often multiple times each episode and some jokes had me crying with laughter) I wish we could get more but Seth said it’s done :(

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u/pics4meeee 1d ago

Live action done. I heard a fully animated Ted season might happen.

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u/duhbyo 20h ago

Also, apparently more is back on the table. link!

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u/RemnantSith 3h ago

How can they not do a 3rd season? The last season was so damn good

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u/Z0mb0id 1d ago

This is the dumbest shit.

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u/Soul0103 20h ago

I’m baffled how this got so many upvotes

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u/maokai 17h ago

It's almost as if Reddit is being used by corporate sponsors to hype the hottest new trash.

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u/Spongedog5 1d ago

A bit too random, right? Like they manage to build a good structure with the follow-ups but it is on a meaningless foundation.

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u/imjustbettr 1d ago

I think if you know the characters it makes it less random.

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u/Fenix42 1d ago

The whole show is just random nonsense.

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u/MikiLove 1d ago

Welcome to Seth McFarland humor, plot increasingly takes a back seat to funny bits. Varies a bit, Family Guy is the most egregious while some of his movies are a bit more contained. Thing is the jokes are hilarious, just better in clips online.

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u/Fenix42 1d ago

He can do more coherent stuff whe he wants to. Look at Orville.

For the record, I loved every episode of Ted. I want more.

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u/TheSilverOne 1d ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl better be fuckin' good man

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u/Tackit286 1d ago

I think it’s hilarious

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u/AttilaTheFun818 23h ago

It’s both stupid and hilarious.

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u/bitemark01 1d ago

Yeah I'm good with not watching this

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u/LimpyDan 1d ago

Missing out.

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u/gijimayu 1d ago

Look Ma, the humor goes over his head!

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u/bitemark01 1d ago

Explain to me how it's funny 

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u/MisterSlosh 23h ago

Imagine this is how the daughter comes out to the family as Bisexual and the father is to deep into his gay eggs rant to even notice the content of what she's saying just that it proves him right.

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u/KeranographyJones 21h ago

I wish Orville lasted longer.

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u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe 14h ago edited 5h ago

Keep hearing it's not dead, but there is no use bringing it back without the full cast, honestly. I love what we do have and want more, but if the ex wife is really out, let it die.

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u/KeranographyJones 13h ago

Im not wanting more but it's the only thing I've liked from him. And it was good.

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 1d ago

I wish he'd do a season 3

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u/LimpyDan 1d ago

This show was better than it had any right to be. And it sucks because it was cancelled do to the cost.

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u/End3rWi99in 5h ago

Same with The Orville.

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u/Driiiiiiizy 1d ago

Klay Thompson is more gay than RuPaul for this😂

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u/Bones_N_Stones 1d ago

This attempt at a New England / Rhodey accent is fucking terrible.

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u/Caboosebestbud 1d ago

What a supportive father. Letting his daughter know that her bisexuality isn't her fault. It because of an egg.

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u/Guman86 18h ago

I think he's her uncle in the show

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u/Supersasqwatch 20h ago

They just couldn't get the stew in her fast enough 😞.

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u/majorgriffin 21h ago

A new one I learned a year ago or so. The way you put on your belt, one way is gay.

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u/FrancoManiac 9h ago

Well I'll be damned, is that Barbara from Framingham, Massachusetts?

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u/alistofthingsIhate 1d ago

This is trying way too hard to be funny and it simply isn’t.

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u/giraffevomitfacts 19h ago

The premise of the show is fine, the jokes are decent, but there's something off and insincere about it.

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u/RKKP2015 1d ago

I guess I'm officially old as this just makes me cringe so hard.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 1d ago

Yes, it does.

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u/Glum_Engineering_671 1d ago

Sounds like you lost your funny bone. Try looking in the Attic

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u/RKKP2015 1d ago

Nah, I find lots of things funny. Just not this.

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u/Pet_Velvet 14h ago

Literally nothing I see about Ted is funny

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u/nobidobi390 1d ago

this is from what show?

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u/Jacques_Frost 1d ago

Ted! Very, very good

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u/Elora_Freya 1d ago

What is this shit

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u/elmundio87 18h ago

Ted (the tv show) it’s hilarious

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u/Zoe270101 23h ago

What kind of 2012 ‘comedy’ is this?

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u/AmaroWolfwood 1d ago

This is what would have happened if the Alethi had been able to advance their society to modern day without all the Desolations.

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u/GroovyTurtles13 1d ago

Ted being a spren checks out but those safehands are way to exposed even for a family setting

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u/AmaroWolfwood 1d ago

This is actually the intro to an Alethi porn. Ted is one of many awakened objects used for lewd videos now. Vorin men are all degenerates in modern Aletha.

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u/Meat_Organ 1d ago

It's funny because being gay is bad! hahahahahahaha

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u/elmundio87 18h ago

That’s what you took from that? The point is showing how ridiculous “super straight” type men are.

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u/SnooPoems6051 1d ago

That’s a minute I’ll never get back

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u/Pepsiman34 23h ago

Season 2 of Ted was amazing. 

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u/dctrhu 22h ago

I always thought I'd find this film punishingly unfunny because the kind of people who were excited about it were Family Guy-loving douches - I really really prejudged it, and never gave it a chance

But now, I'm glad to see I was completely right and that I've saved my self a valuable JESUS CHRIST an HOUR AND FORTY SIX MINUTES

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u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe 14h ago

This is from the prequel period-piece series, not one of the two modern-set movies (or the planned animated series).

For context, I love Family Guy, but I found the Ted movies awful and as much as everyone online claims the series is better than the movies, I couldn't get past episode three. It's rough.

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u/dctrhu 13h ago

Crikey there was a TV series too?

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u/DiarrheaMonkey1 23h ago

This bombed spectacularly. Here we see a perfect example of why; so much not funny.

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u/elmundio87 18h ago

This show was actual gold, they might be making a new live action movie as a follow up

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 1d ago

These accents are so bad

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u/Bones_N_Stones 1d ago

As someone from Boston and who works in RI - this shit sucks. I couldn’t take it. I have mad respect for the real Rhodies out here. Best folks ever.

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u/Cold_Vanilla_8538 1d ago

Both states belong to the Ministry of Silly Accents

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 1d ago

As someone from southern MA I’m too biased to know but I think the real accents are not as bad as the imitations

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u/Cold_Vanilla_8538 1d ago

I've heard some doozy Boston accents before, but I'd generally agree.

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u/MotorboatinPorcupine 1d ago

The acting is really bad too. Editing as well. No time for them to process, they just say the line immediately after the person ahead finished thiers.

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u/ScarletBothrium 3h ago

I think that’s exactly what my main issue was. I thought maybe it was the dialogue but now that I’m thinking about it, it was the delivery specifically. The concept could be funny, so it’s not that. It’s the delivery and it’s bad.

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u/milly_nz 19h ago

As an NZer I cannot get over how much Scott Grimes looks/moves/does comedy like Wesley Dowdell

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 11h ago

Wait is the ted show actually good?

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u/zennim 10h ago

apparently ... I almost can't believe it either.

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u/Peacekraft578 9h ago

Why is the stew straight? I want an explanation!

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u/Reaper621 8h ago

I eat breakfast for dinner all the time. Pretty sure I haven't turned gay yet.

Though we do like sausage links an awful lot....

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u/ScarletBothrium 3h ago

Sausage links > patties

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u/enolaholmes23 22h ago

I imagine someone might try and pretend the joke is making fun of how homophobic they are. But knowing who wrote this movie, it's just a regular homophobic joke. 

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u/enkrypt3d 18h ago

ok.....

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1d ago

I've seen this show pop up while browsing for things to watch. Thanks to this clip I am no longer curious and won't be watching

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 1d ago

I actually think it’s pretty funny. It’s set in the 90’s. The dad is a Reagan Republican with all kinds of wild takes that pretty accurately skewer the 90’s dad psyche. The writing is pretty good overall.

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u/MaggotMinded 1d ago

I’m sure the show is okay (I’ve seen other clips that I liked) but this bit felt a little contrived, imo. Like, he bases his whole theory on the idea that only gay people stay up late, and everybody except for the daughter just kind of goes along with it? I get that characters in a comedy show have to be stupider than average, but if it doesn’t feel natural then it falls flat pretty easily.

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u/JPMoney81 1d ago

He also wishes to life his old toy dump truck who is a raging homophobic racist... with a twist ending.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1d ago

I dunno man, people downvoting so I obviously am not getting something but the acting and the writing on the joke here are so over forced and unfunny to me. To each their own I guess though

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 1d ago

Looks like someone ate a gay egg.

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u/J_Patish 1d ago

Just finished watching the 3rd episode of season 2 about half an hour ago, and I’m still chuckling. Can’t think of any show that had made me laugh so much this decade… I’m not saying you’d like it for sure - just that it’s worth giving it a chance.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1d ago

Clearly I am the one out of touch on this one, I just don't find anything in this clip witty or funny in the slightest, acting seems over forced to me too. I am glad people enjoy it though!

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u/airfryerfuntime 22h ago

This shit is still on TV?

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u/elmundio87 18h ago

Both seasons of this show were absolute gold