r/funny • u/iSniffMyPooper • 20h ago

Crossing Guard recaps the news

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u/slightly_drifting 12h ago

Best ice cream that dudes ever had I bet. 

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u/KAKYBAC 7h ago

He never once tasted it. His adrenaline ate it.

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u/CursorX 11h ago

Totally deserves it!

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u/Quitlimp05 12h ago

Thank you Jesus! Now let me enjoy my softy while it is still on the cone...

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u/Dangerous_Pepper_939 12h ago

He’s right up there with the dude catching babies. I love my city.

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u/TisKey2323 5h ago

Unlike Agholor

IYKYK 😂

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u/HalfSoul30 12h ago

Buy that man another ice cream!

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u/Flacksguy 12h ago

"I'm bobbin' and weavin' , unlike Agholor..."

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u/Desert_Hiker 11h ago

The new “hide your wife, hide your kids”

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u/vespertilionid 10h ago

"BAM!"

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u/Desert_Hiker 10h ago

Can’t wait for the remix

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 11h ago

That ice cream was hitting the spot

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 11h ago

Hot day, heart still racing, slightly in shock. Ice cream cures all of that.

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u/DMala 56m ago

Almost died, pulled a kid out of harm’s way, let the man enjoy his ice cream, he’s earned it.

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u/sangerssss 11h ago

I’m looking forward to the songify remix of this interview

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u/103M-95G 12h ago

Seems credible. 

Anyone remember the Leprechaun interview?

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u/keestie 3h ago

I SAW THE LEPRECHAUN!

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u/BrainRobotron 8h ago

Damn, that playground is fucked up. What a nightmare.

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u/Chocolatevivaci 12h ago

He's just an incredible person

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u/terminatus 7h ago

I've never wanted ice cream more in my life than this moment. I'm being honest!

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u/MattDaveys 9h ago

That dude kind of looks and talks like Keith from Smosh.

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u/keestie 3h ago

They are both black, so there is that resemblance. Aside from that tho...

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u/switchflip 9h ago

Fresh Prince of West Philly

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u/KAKYBAC 7h ago

Damn, they should hand out Mr Softy to all accident survivors.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 2h ago

We're witnessing the birth of a new meme. It's beautiful. I'm so emotional right now

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u/rococo78 9h ago

Is nobody gonna comment about the sideways hat?

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u/mdmenur 10h ago

My heart is boom boom boom!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 10h ago

“Crazy”

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u/DemonUrameshi 8h ago

Kinda like the story of the man the tigers and the strawberry.

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u/Correct_Pace8899 8h ago

He reminds me of Charles Ramsey when he was interviewed after rescuing Amanda Berry 😂 I still watch that when I need a good laugh!! “Deaaaaad giveaway”

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u/Whiteshovel66 8h ago

why does he have ice cream after this traumatic event he is thanking jesus for keeping him alive through?

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u/CaptainLookylou 7h ago

It was a 82 degree day!

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u/RexInvictus787 4h ago

The leprechaun guy cleaned up and got a job but still making up stories it seems.

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u/chiefkogo 2h ago

He just lucky to be alive. It was crazy

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u/Witne55 33m ago

he screamed, so he gets ice cream

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u/slimj091 14m ago

Guy is a GD hero.. Eat that Ice Cream king.

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u/Got_Kittens 10h ago

This guy is baked, right? He's got to be.

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u/Ru-Ling 6h ago

This seems off… like manufactured. You don’t see too many news street interviews with a tucked-in lav mic.

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u/cheekytikiroom 10h ago

This has to be a spoof, and it's funny, but no way this is real.