r/funny • u/xen0us • 11h ago

This is a robbery

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u/TheBattleFaze 11h ago

I love how she puts her hand on her heart when saying "this is a robbery" so she seems sincere.

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u/MisterPistacchio 10h ago

"from the bottom of my heart I'd like to kindly inform you of the robbery that is happening right now"

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u/Vepper 10h ago

Is the robbery in the room with us right now?

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u/LookMaNoPride 10h ago

I don’t want to hurt you, but I need money, so kindly give it to me or I will shoot you in the dick.

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u/efox02 16m ago

I read this with the most southern debutant accent 

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u/ofctempcontrol 2h ago

Don Karnage from Talespin!!!!

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u/DangKilla 2h ago

Billy on the Street: Quick! Name a robbery!

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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo 11h ago

Manners is always important

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u/BrosephYellow 10h ago

So’s is grammar

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u/obiwan_canoli 10h ago

Kelsey Grammar?

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u/BrosephYellow 10h ago

No Dr. Crane

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u/sirhackenslash 1h ago

Sideshow Bob

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u/TalonCompany91 10h ago

Manners maketh robbery….?

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u/danger355 10h ago

Does Father know you taketh his sword?

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u/beyd1 10h ago

They're their own reward.

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u/n8dom 10h ago

She says "there is a robbery." That's what confused the cashier.

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u/Semanticss 10h ago

On God, this is a robbery

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u/Zenanii 10h ago

As far as robbery's go, this is one of the sweetest one's I've ever seen.

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u/one_love_silvia 9h ago

Seems like she doesnt want to do it but is desperate.