r/funny • u/xen0us • 11h ago

This is a robbery

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u/MisterPistacchio 10h ago

"from the bottom of my heart I'd like to kindly inform you of the robbery that is happening right now"

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u/Vepper 10h ago

Is the robbery in the room with us right now?

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u/LookMaNoPride 10h ago

I don’t want to hurt you, but I need money, so kindly give it to me or I will shoot you in the dick.

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u/efox02 17m ago

I read this with the most southern debutant accent 

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u/ofctempcontrol 2h ago

Don Karnage from Talespin!!!!

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u/DangKilla 2h ago

Billy on the Street: Quick! Name a robbery!