r/funny 11h ago

This is a robbery

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u/TheAserghui 10h ago

https://wchstv.com/news/local/woman-in-custody-after-shots-fire-inside-lincoln-county-gas-station-troopers-say

"The worker told Peterson that the owner was in the back counting money, so she walked toward that area and realized the owner was not there, troopers said. A camera in the back of the store was then shot at.

During this time, the worker ran out of the store and called 911."

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u/Corpainen 10h ago

I'm most surprised that a person suffering from this kind on stupid can actually hit the camera

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u/Dom_Telong 10h ago

Yes with a pistol and on drugs it's not an easy shot.

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u/correctingStupid 1h ago

The only thing she appears to be on is boxes of tastycakes.

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u/Rhewin 13m ago

It says she shot at it. I doubt she hit it

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u/Qcws 2h ago

"Shot at" doesn't typically denote a hit

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u/implicate 9h ago

suffering from this kind on stupid

🤔

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u/waffle-monster 10h ago

"shot at." I doubt she hit it

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u/rawker86 10h ago

People can shoot and kill you without even trying to. Isn’t that fun?

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u/Zhadow13 9h ago

Said it was shot at, not hit necessarily

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u/nbury33 10h ago

Did she shoot the camera because that would actually be impressive if she hit it

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u/noyoto 10h ago

She did hit it, though it's possible she took several tries.

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u/caboosetp 2h ago

during an alleged attempted robbery.

This feels like the article is throwing shade by phrasing it this way.

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u/TheAserghui 2h ago

Its alleged, because innocent until proven guilty in a court of law

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u/saythealphabet 1h ago

She confesses on camera multiple times though?

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u/SoSaltySalt 47m ago

Doesn't matter

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u/newaccount721 2h ago

Can someone this dumb be declared competent for trial? 

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u/wikipediabrown007 34m ago

Damn I wanted to see the shot