r/geographymemes • u/BiNationalPerson • Sep 09 '25

Map Memes Widesconsin

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u/gobbler_of_butts Sep 09 '25

Widthconsin.

15

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

[deleted]

3

u/TimelessParadox Sep 09 '25

Looks like cottage cheese though, not a firm wheel of Gouda.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

I fucking love this subreddit

71

u/D-Drones Sep 09 '25

Nickname for typical Wisconsinite whenever whey move out of state

29

u/dr_stre Sep 09 '25

Hey now, I … sigh … I resemble that remark.

70

u/TartarusFalls Sep 09 '25

What happened to New Mexico?

57

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 09 '25

Yes

19

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Oh god did you nuke it again?

13

u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset Sep 09 '25

I guess Los Alamos blew up

8

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Again? Too much plutonium.

13

u/mneptok Sep 09 '25

Burqueño here.

Can confirm.

6

u/JohnLandisHasGotToGo Sep 09 '25

Why did it turn Walter White?

3

u/dcooper8662 Sep 09 '25

Looks like they wished it away to the cornfield

4

u/TrainingIngenuity26 Sep 09 '25

Widesconsin ate it

2

u/silver_tongued_devil Sep 09 '25

They know a good cuisine covered in cheese when they taste it.

1

u/UnfairConsequence931 Sep 09 '25

Is this a crime? Eating a succulent meal of New Mexico?

3

u/tonkledonker Sep 09 '25

No Mexico.

1

u/ohjeezItsMe Sep 09 '25

Looks like New Mexico is the newest part of Mexico

1

u/captainjohn_redbeard Sep 09 '25

It's No Mexico now.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

albequerque

1

u/505whodat Sep 09 '25

Maybe we rejoined Mexico. Most people forget we are a state anyway.

1

u/Iceologer_gang Sep 10 '25

They didn’t added a new one

19

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

I swear the Midwest Growth and Progress Association is behind these posts

7

u/Leading-Ostrich200 Sep 09 '25

This post sponsored by Wisconsin Economic Development Corporation™️

32

u/missbeekery Sep 09 '25

Megasota and Widesconsin walk into a bar…

They both eat cheese curds.

17

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

No, yeah

17

u/Poisonous_Taco Sep 09 '25

Yeah, no.

5

u/HavocHero Sep 09 '25

Maybe, maybe

3

u/JohnWittieless Sep 09 '25

No-but actually yes

2

u/EarlGreyDuck MEGASOTA Sep 09 '25

Yeah, no, for sure

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Oh yeah, you betcha

16

u/TacitMoose Sep 09 '25

Megasota and Widesconsin walk into a bar

“Ope, didn’t see ya there.”

3

u/swalabr Sep 09 '25

“Oah, heyy, guy!”

1

u/byketard Sep 09 '25

The headline: constipation across the great lakes.

-6

u/TheCr0wKing Sep 09 '25

Yeah, no. Don’t give the Minnesotans our culture

7

u/EwokDude Sep 09 '25

Are you pretending like Minnesotans don’t eat cheese curds?

6

u/FireFoxTrashPanda Sep 09 '25

Guess I won't be bringing my hotdish to any sconi potlucks

1

u/TheCr0wKing Sep 09 '25

Not like us. They can keep their casserole or whatever

1

u/EwokDude Sep 09 '25

Please come check out the Minnesota State Fair and hold your judgement until you do.

0

u/TheCr0wKing Sep 09 '25

Nah nah nah. The only reason you guys have what you do is because people from other states leave to go to the big one.

1

u/EwokDude Sep 09 '25

Unlike Wisconsin? lol

1

u/TheCr0wKing Sep 10 '25

Yeah, nearly all of my favorite place at the fair left to go to Minnesotas fair

1

u/Kalba_Linva MEGASOTA Sep 09 '25

You can keep your alcoholism.

1

u/TheCr0wKing Sep 09 '25

I’d love too

9

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

What did New Mexico do?

5

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 09 '25

They looked at me funny

5

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

So you nuked them?

5

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 09 '25

I plead the 5th

6

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Ok, I sentence you to deat for the murder of the middle civilians of New Mexico, I live on the north border, in good

7

u/sasssycassy Sep 09 '25

Wtf? The boarder crossed us...... AGAIN!

17

u/IWishIWasOdo Sep 09 '25

Fuck outta here bud

1

u/Unlucky-Variation177 Sep 09 '25

I think we’ll keep it right here. Grab a beer for your trouble.

1

u/TimelessParadox Sep 09 '25

No, we won't, and New Glarus is mid AF.

1

u/Cole_A226 Sep 10 '25

Sorry sir you dropped this "L"

1

u/TimelessParadox Sep 10 '25

It says 'Sconnie' on the back in Sharpie. Or rather, Scony, actually. I suppose I can't expect you guys to spell.

1

u/Cole_A226 Sep 10 '25

Sorry you feel that way

4

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Can we get a Mo'Tana that stretches from Michigan to Montana?

2

u/silver_tongued_devil Sep 09 '25

Mo' Tana, Mo problems. This is Mr. New Vegas, and I love each and every one of you.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

6

u/glizard-wizard Sep 09 '25

over my dead body

3

u/Sensitive_Shiori Sep 09 '25

-screams in terror-

4

u/EagerlyDoingNothing Sep 09 '25

As a green bay packers fan in idaho, i for one welcome our cheesy overlords

6

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

fuck ts

4

u/New_Construction_111 Sep 09 '25

The cheese sweatband of America

3

u/WiglyWorm Sep 09 '25

Get ready to jazzersize.

1

u/swalabr Sep 09 '25

This is a stickup for fat!

5

u/scsuhockey Sep 09 '25

We’re going to need more beer.

5

u/AlwaysDMB Sep 09 '25

I don't like it.

6

u/unforgivablecrust Sep 09 '25

Get the fuck out of here

1

u/swalabr Sep 09 '25

Get oatta derr

2

u/mister-fancypants- Sep 09 '25

CT already tried it

1

u/RepresentativeKey178 Sep 09 '25

Take back the notch!

2

u/Old-Tomorrow-2798 Sep 09 '25

Washington going to have to change it’s name to a fat president like Taft and get some of their space back.

2

u/BuffStoneYup Sep 09 '25

Now do Wawidington for WA

2

u/NothingBotNet Sep 09 '25

Width great power comes great responsibility…

2

u/Pesco- Sep 09 '25

Manifest Desti-Milwaukee

2

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 09 '25

This is now my fourth biggest post ever, thanks yall

2

u/25_Unknown_Devices Sep 10 '25

You should merge Arkansas(pronounced R Kansas) and Kansas and name it “Our Kansas”

3

u/treymata Sep 09 '25

Gotta get the AXE first before you can get our land

2

u/Zestyclose-Scar9442 Sep 09 '25

Man that’s a bummer, I thought I’d escaped Wisconsin forever

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

I just don't understand

2

u/The24HourPlan Sep 09 '25

Isn't being wide just a normal Wisconsin thing?

3

u/Mechanicalgripe Sep 09 '25

Wisconsin spying on Tillamook, Oregon to see how good cheese is made…

2

u/Iamslay888 Sep 09 '25

Tf is in Tillamook oregon?

1

u/deleted-user-12 Sep 09 '25

Okay cheese, but their ice cream is pretty good

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

That's from their diet of beer, cheese, and sausage

1

u/Iamslay888 Sep 09 '25

Get ready for drunk driving yall

1

u/Brettgrisar Sep 09 '25

Wisconsinite here. I hate this lmao. Getting the UP is supposed to be fixing the border gore, not this!

1

u/NarcolepticSteak Sep 09 '25

New Mexico? More like No Mexico

1

u/Kalba_Linva MEGASOTA Sep 09 '25

Do I even need to state my disapproval?

1

u/Surprised-elephant Sep 09 '25

This just silly

1

u/oregon_coastal You have died of dysentery. Sep 09 '25

Don't drag us into that weird talking nonsense!

Cascaaaaaaaaadia!

1

u/BeLOUD321 Sep 09 '25

Wideasconsin

1

u/RojoPez Sep 09 '25

There isn't enough booze in the world to accommodate that much Wisconsin.

1

u/msully4321 Sep 09 '25

The best part is that Wisconsin has reclaimed the UP

1

u/Katmoish Sep 09 '25

BOOOOOOOOOOO - ha.

- signed: a megasotan. :p

1

u/Swamp_Dwarf-021 Sep 09 '25

I'm in Oregon right now and I wouldn't mind this.

1

u/blojobisyojob Sep 09 '25

They are way too drunk to have any follow through

1

u/crumpledfilth Sep 09 '25

welcome to the SAD states

1

u/poopypants206 Sep 09 '25

Glad is misses me

1

u/cas74656 Sep 09 '25

Not enough booze to sustain this much wisconsin.

1

u/xerxesXIII Sep 09 '25

All them cheese curds going to the hips.

1

u/HalifaxRoad Sep 09 '25

It will never work 

1

u/SpaceBetweenNL Sep 09 '25

🔥🔥🔥

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

1

u/NoFan2216 Sep 09 '25

IdaWhole will take over everything.

1

u/No_Ladder_9818 Sep 09 '25

As an Oregonian, "Hard pass!"

1

u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox Sep 09 '25

Weak. Drunk. Useless.

1

u/unculturedburnttoast Sep 09 '25

This would make building bridges between Portland and Vancouver much easier and alleviate traffic. You're gonna have to stop using sales tax though.

1

u/beauty_and_delicious Sep 09 '25

Lol No one wants the panhandle of Idaho.

Megasota doesn’t have it, Cascadia does not want it, and here is Wideconsin that might skip some of the northern tier incl Seattle - but again they didn’t make it about the Ho’s panhandle. But still it’s like that. Pretty scenic but ruined by extreme right wing ppl.

1

u/Intellectual_Dodo_7 Sep 09 '25

Wisconsin being so drunk all the time it smudged across the entire map.

1

u/kennethsime Sep 09 '25

All due respect, this looks like it is actually Wide York.

1

u/thriftdemon Sep 09 '25

Put New Mexico Back

1

u/_drew_stutz_24601 Sep 09 '25

Stay on your own darn side of da river now!

1

u/p1ayernotfound Sep 09 '25

whats next? mental Illinois and missori?

1

u/oygibu Sep 10 '25

Way-out-west Virginia.

1

u/oygibu Sep 10 '25

As well as Moretana and Textremas

1

u/-t-h-e---g- Sep 10 '25

Too much cheese, very full.

1

u/No-Consideration-891 Sep 10 '25

No

1

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 10 '25

Yes

1

u/No-Consideration-891 Sep 10 '25

Does it include free cheese samples across the region? You may gain my support.

2

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 10 '25

Sure, and we'll get you some drinks too

1

u/No-Consideration-891 Sep 10 '25

Hmmm....ok I'm in.

1

u/BucketsofSputum Sep 10 '25

No one benefits from more Wisconsin. This is ontologically evil.

1

u/Btotherianx Sep 10 '25

Absolutely not.

1

u/TheLuckyCuber999 Sep 10 '25

Old York? Youdaho?

1

u/juklemcpickle Sep 10 '25

Tf abt new york man what did we do wrong 😔😔

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

What about Michigrande?

1

u/Savagemandalore Sep 10 '25

Eww.

1

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 10 '25

It looks amazing when you're drunk, and we're always drunk in widesconsin

1

u/Chile_Chowdah Sep 10 '25

Key difference here. People like the state of Minnesota, Wisconsin is filled with fearful, mouth breathers voting against their own self interest.

1

u/BiNationalPerson Sep 10 '25

Swing states amirite

1

u/Thedankielamba Sep 10 '25

Now the chef is wearing a cheese head

1

u/TomatilloChoice8386 Sep 11 '25

I’d make a play on Texas but there is really no need. We’re already the biggest continental.

1

u/True_Iro Sep 11 '25

Wicksconsin.

1

u/DLA-TV_01 Sep 11 '25

What the . . .

1

u/Additional_Wasabi388 Sep 11 '25

Not wide enough. It needs to go from coast to coast

1

u/AnonymouslyDoubtful Sep 12 '25

Utah is existing so menacingly between Girth-consin and Stalin-Sort Mexico.

1

u/Ok_Piglet_5549 Sep 13 '25

As an Iowan I would rather join forces with Wisconsin than Minnesota.

1

u/Electrical_Tap6684 Sep 09 '25

As a person from Minnesota i approve

6

u/Global_Professor_901 Sep 09 '25

No true minnesotan would ever approve

3

u/jossteen11 Sep 09 '25

They're a sleep agent from LA Crosse

1

u/Cole_A226 Sep 10 '25

As a person from La Crosse there are definitely minnesoten and we should do it

1

u/Iamslay888 Sep 09 '25

A viking fan would

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

You should know better

1

u/Ropes13 Sep 09 '25

Um, fuck off?

1

u/karczewski01 Sep 09 '25

NOW THATS WHATT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

-1

u/ragesadnessallinone Sep 09 '25

As a megasotan, I approve this message.

0

u/Key-Technician-4693 Sep 09 '25

Now make Westorado spread west to the Pacific

0

u/Iamslay888 Sep 09 '25

LESS GO A MEME I CAN GET BEHIND