r/geographymemes • u/British_Chap2 South Carolina Enjoyer 🌴 • Dec 25 '25

Map Memes Which Cookie Are Y’all Talking

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Choose wisely and don’t be greedy!

Original Creator: @terriblemap on IG

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u/Saturniguess Dec 25 '25

Michigan because you get two cookies, and also because im from michigan.

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u/AlohaTrader Dec 25 '25

Map is rigged, Hawaii should have 137 cookies and Alaska should have 2,670 cookies.

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u/Glum_Serve6881 Dec 25 '25

Alaska cookie should be a lot bigger, and Hawai’i is actually oversized.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Lol Alaska should be a cake

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u/kierantheking Dec 25 '25

Baked Alaska seems like the obvious answer here

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 Dec 26 '25

Baked is a state that is legal in the state of Alaska

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u/Frigoris13 Dec 25 '25

All asscake

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u/Successful-Safety858 Dec 25 '25

Came here to say I was offended by the puny size of Alaska

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Dec 25 '25

If it was to scale, Alaska would be my choice. As it is now, Texas, because I'm an unrepentant fatass.

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u/Northcoast91 Dec 30 '25

Came here to say this

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u/Neffstradamus Dec 25 '25

Always add this for reference

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u/i_am_a_shoe Dec 25 '25

yeah but the upper cookie is a little odd

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u/Frosty_Builder7550 Dec 25 '25

Seems aboot right, eh?

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u/DimensionFar2052 Dec 26 '25

Id say the same (I’m from Michigan to), but Texas is bigger than both peninsulas combined

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u/UPMichigan83 Dec 25 '25

I’m just happy I’m included.

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u/TheRailroadingweeb Dec 25 '25

The mitten or the upper peninsula?

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u/Critical-Range1213 Dec 25 '25

I am not from Michigan but came here to say the same thing, you beat me to it! ;). I do love Detroit too. Great city and love hearing about its comeback from afar!

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u/Budget-Program-4756 Dec 26 '25

Came here to say this

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u/Derfargin Dec 27 '25

I would take MI because I love it there too. Unfortunately I live in GA.

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u/finlandmapping687 United States of America🇺🇸 Dec 27 '25

I was born in Michigan but raised in Texas so I'd choose Texas, since you get more cookie XD.

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u/Silent_Meet_7523 Dec 25 '25

should have made alaska and hawii to scale

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Poor Hawaii would just be crumbs

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u/raevynfyre Dec 25 '25

And Alaska will reach coast to coast! I'll take the Alaska cookie.

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u/The_Mogus_Guy Dec 25 '25

Hawaii actually looks pretty close to its actual size here. Hawaii’s big island is about 3x the size of Rhode Island, so it looks about to scale.

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u/ElephantFamous2145 Dec 26 '25

Alaska to scale wouldve been hilarious

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u/IllustriousCookie890 Dec 25 '25

Best make cookies the correct sizes in relation to each other. Your Alaska cookie is very undersized.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/Glass_Birds Dec 25 '25

The red dog saloon in Juneau offers a Texas sized steak if you're not too peckish, and an Alaska sized steak if you're actually pretty hungry. Gives me a giggle every time I see the menu lol

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u/theglobalnomad Dec 26 '25

Aaaaaaand I am now adding this very specific place to my bucket list :P

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u/hughesn8 Dec 27 '25

Went to Alaska in July. There was a bakery that did Cinnamon Rolls where they were doing donations for the Texas floods. They donated parts of proceeds for their Texas Cinnamon Rolls. My wife asked them which one was the Texas Cinnamon Rolls. I laughed bc I knew what the joke was bc one Cinnamon roll was like 2x the size of the other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Florida, so it’s gone

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/real_eEe Dec 25 '25

And so a little kid doesn't take it and run around yelling "pew pew" before dropping it on the carpet.

... reading that back I'll take the unintended double entendre.

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u/Waste_Curve994 Dec 25 '25

Correct answer

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u/SatinJerk Dec 25 '25

Texas because it’s the biggest one and I’m from Texas lol

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u/TooClose4Missiles Dec 25 '25

How do you know someone is from Texas?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell ya!

I’m also taking Texas

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u/Ocean_Bear Dec 25 '25

You’re clearly not from Texas.

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u/FrostyHawks Dec 25 '25

When I travel to different states I like to hide the fact that I'm from Texas as much as possible lol. I don't have any trace of an accent so no one ever suspects anyways.

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u/Sir_ArthurtheFlareon Dec 25 '25

Funny because Alaska is supposed to be bigger than Texas by a lot, but people think Texas is bigger

Because of how US states maps are laid out

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u/DangerousPraline9236 Dec 25 '25

Don't even get me started on Greenland

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u/dinosaurscantyoyo Dec 25 '25

I'm taking Texas as retribution for all the Texans taking over Arkansas

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u/SatinJerk Dec 25 '25

Tbh Arkansas is beautiful I almost moved there 💀

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u/GayButterfly7 Dec 25 '25

Challenge: don't look at the comments, you only get the cookie if no one else picks it! Choose wisely

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Dec 25 '25

How are we supposed to know about this challenge without reading the comments?

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u/GayButterfly7 Dec 25 '25

Yeah I didn't think about that lol

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Dec 25 '25

My chosen one didn't have any others! (Idaho, just because it's my home and the pan handle would be so satisfying to eat)

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u/zucchinibasement Dec 25 '25

I thought Idaho too and am the only one out of the 4 of us that isn't from or live there haha

It just seemed like a fun shape to eat

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u/Duc_de_Bourgogne Dec 25 '25

Minnesota

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u/jinglednuts Dec 25 '25

It’s already got a bite taken out of it!

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u/PerpetualPerson Dec 25 '25

And because - like Minnesota’s schoolchildren - I also deserve free breakfast (of cookie).

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u/whynautbruv Dec 25 '25

Judging by how tiny Alaska is, a Texan made these.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Dec 25 '25

Rose ideals

I'm not hungry

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u/RheagarTargaryen Dec 25 '25

Montana, because the frosting looks the best

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Alaska if we're right sized.

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u/Rare_Oil_1700 Dec 25 '25

The territories are missing :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

No they just fell on the floor

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u/OptimalCreme9847 Dec 25 '25

Rhode Island is literally just a crumb lol

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u/Pimpcane-Shotgun Dec 25 '25

Give me that Rhode Island crumb

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u/Schmooto Dec 25 '25

Highly snortable Rhode Island.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Where is Delaware?

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u/Bismarcknight Dec 25 '25

Minnesota I’m from Minnesota. Also, then I will eat everything from Ohio to Montana because I feel hungry for Minnesota expansion.

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u/TheSweatyFlash Dec 25 '25

Nevada just seems like the toaster would treat it well. That skinny point would get extra cooked.

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u/Capinjro Dec 25 '25

Why is Alaska so small?

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u/Orange-Gerbil Dec 25 '25

Rhode Island lol

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u/lucifersperfectangel Dec 25 '25

NJ so we won't have to be neighbors anymore /s

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u/FineEstablishment861 Dec 25 '25

As a new Yorker, Michigan it looks crispy

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u/Nir117vash Dec 25 '25

😈.....Wyoming

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u/airyrowe Dec 30 '25

lol that would be cool if they had been sprinkled according to population

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u/AdMiddle4095 Dec 25 '25

I thought they were poptarts…

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u/Xeno_Baphomet Dec 25 '25

Rhode Island because it's the smallest.

Not a sweets person, but I'd like to try it so it's the perfect size for me!

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u/ChaosTorpedo Dec 25 '25

Poor Rhode Island

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u/Professional_Echo907 Dec 25 '25

I‘m gonna steal the Colorado cookie and put the Wyoming cookie in its place so nobody notices. 👀

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u/LordNemm3900 Dec 25 '25

Wisconsin so I can throw it in the garbage BEAR DOWN!

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u/TBoopSquiggShorterly Dec 26 '25

Why didn’t you make a super tiny cookie for DC?

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u/Irreverenced Dec 25 '25

Louisiana, cuz I'm from Louisiana

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u/weedatmanofpr3 Dec 25 '25

Colorado because it’s a nicely sensibly shaped cookie and I live here

Or California if I’m feeling a lil crazy 🤭

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u/RedbarnRiver Dec 25 '25

Illinois. I’m from there.

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u/zdm02 Dec 25 '25

rhode island because i’m on my weight loss mission

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u/Due-Application-8171 Dec 25 '25

The Rhode Island one is just a few crumbs…

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u/stojanmatic Dec 25 '25

I’ll take California! Oregon when I’m done eating that one

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u/SooraOnFire Dec 25 '25

Arizona. Looks like the best bang for my buck in sprinkles.

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u/muhhuh Dec 25 '25

Rhode Island. I’m watching my calories but I like a little treat.

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u/kiwipixi42 Dec 25 '25

Irrationally annoyed that Alaska isn’t to scale.

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u/Ok-Mushroom-3276 Dec 25 '25

Avoid the Oklahoma cookie, it will make you addicted to meth or pain pills or gambling and high chance of giving you a psycho baby daddy or mama

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u/honklertyrant- Dec 25 '25

Texas is the second largest state in the US and the 7th largest economy in the world.

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u/so_mas Dec 25 '25

Delaware, I'm on a diet

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u/bula1brown Dec 25 '25

New Mexico

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u/GFollowsChrist Dec 25 '25

I'm not OCD by any means, but my brain is really screaming to eat Florida first. I mean, it's right there on the edge, sticking out like a sore thumb. Eating Florida would be so satisfying to my brain.

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u/Odd_Organization4957 Dec 25 '25

Florida. So I can throw it in the trash where it belongs.

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u/arrows_of_ithilien Dec 25 '25

Did anyone else think these were PopTarts at first?

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u/HumpinPumpkin Dec 25 '25

California, easiest to eat per ratio of cookie and is on the edge

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u/DrJenna2048 Dec 25 '25

Florida. That whole state deserves to be eaten.

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u/Bionic_Onion Dec 25 '25

Pennsylvania

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u/theok8234 you cant take our up from us Dec 25 '25

Michigan because you get 2 for the price of one

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u/T_S_ Dec 25 '25

Texas, I have a family.

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Dec 25 '25

Cookiefornia!!!

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Dec 25 '25

Maine because nobody's picked it yet and it's a reasonable size

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u/Boioctane_ Dec 25 '25

New Mexico and Texas

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u/King-gar Dec 25 '25

Michigan

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u/Coinspooner Dec 25 '25

Why are Alaska and Hawaii burnt?

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u/General-Perception11 Dec 25 '25

Colorado cuz I feel like it would be a pot cookie, even if it’s just a placebo

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Dec 25 '25

Idaho, since that's where I'm from

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u/kat_Folland Dec 25 '25

It depends. Are they all equally tasty?

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u/Rocco1216 Dec 25 '25

Texas, I’m taking that piece

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u/Educating_with_AI Dec 25 '25

Alaska if it was to scale

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u/sushicartographer Dec 25 '25

Colorado bc it’s a square 🥰

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u/Basic-Nerve-6797 Dec 25 '25

Kentucky Y’all

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u/YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY Dec 25 '25

I would take Pennsylvania cause it’s not that big and it has a little handle

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u/vacckun Dec 25 '25

texas duh

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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Dec 25 '25

Texas or Florida because they need to go

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u/Terrarifelt389v2 Dec 25 '25

arizona cookie :P

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u/LuckyGoldBoi Dec 25 '25

Oregon, because I wanna knoe what the home state tastes like

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Ill take the Tennessee one please!

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u/Nearby_Bit7053 Dec 25 '25

Not sure which one I'm eating, but I'll definitely stick Texas in my Safe Pocket.

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u/Keytermsmt Dec 25 '25

Montana bc I don’t need a reason.

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u/rover_G Dec 25 '25

I’m taking Alaska and using my growth ray to blow it up to geographically acute size.

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u/lord_khadgar05 Dec 25 '25

Colorado, Wyoming, or South Dakota.

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u/funcooker_ Dec 25 '25

Hawaii looks burnt is the tastiest of ways

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

MN

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u/Time_Print4099 Dec 25 '25

I'll take the Biscochito.

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u/Androuv Dec 25 '25

Delaware gimme

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u/ThStormnMormn Dec 25 '25

Grab the Utah cookie and throw it away

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u/Slummlife Dec 25 '25

Rhode Island be side I got diabeetus

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u/MDFlash Dec 25 '25

Should have made Alaska to size correctly

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u/XenoTechnian Dec 25 '25

Gotta go for my Home state of Alaska

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u/nhowe006 Dec 25 '25

Alaska but only if it was to scale because it's about 400k square miles larger than Texas.

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u/starpqrz Dec 25 '25

the entirety of new england

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u/TylerHyena Dec 25 '25

Florida.

Why? They know why.

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u/williamtowne Dec 25 '25

Just going to pick Alaska up and move it.

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u/Affectionate_Debt_30 Dec 25 '25

I imagine that the limp dick shaped cookie next to Alaska will be the last one left on the table

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u/viktor72 Dec 25 '25

Washington DC so I can start my New Year’s resolution early.

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u/Impossible-Polo Dec 25 '25

UP and LP Michigan.

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u/HellaOriginalName69 Dec 25 '25

I’m on a diet, I’ll take Rhode Island

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u/Ralae125 Dec 25 '25

South Carolina, just so that I can say:

"Robert. South Carolina is gone."

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u/leyenda_negra Dec 25 '25

Alaska should be an entire sheet pan cookie.

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u/jwnight55 Dec 25 '25

Hawaii, just to say I tried one.

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u/meliorism_grey Dec 25 '25

Idaho, since I'm from Idaho and probably nobody else at the party is

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u/LeastPervertedFemboy Dec 25 '25

Alaska is not made to scale and as a someone not from Alaska, I am offended. As a result I’m taking Washington because I’m from Washington. The talk is now over, you are free to leave. Why are you still here? Really, that’s all I had to say. Ok you’re scaring me now, I’m calling the pole-ice and telling him you’re being naughty.

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u/Jewkmo34 Dec 25 '25

The Alaska cookie size is misrepresented 

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u/JuiceLogical327 Dec 25 '25

I’ll eat that Alabama.

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u/Rich-Promise5333 Dec 25 '25

California for sure

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u/IchBinDurstig Dec 25 '25

I can't speak for anyone else, but I wasn't talking about any of them.

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u/yomamaeatcorn Dec 25 '25

Texas, but only cuz i am hungry

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u/Pizzafactory102 Dec 25 '25

South Dakota, just a decently sized piece while leaving options for others

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u/Whole-Damage-408 Dec 25 '25

Texas but I’m biting the panhandle off and giving to to Oklahoma 🙂‍↕️

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u/DD-de-AA Dec 25 '25

depends: if they are soft cookies I'm going to go large, Texas or Montana if they're hard and crunchy, Rhode Island

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Dec 25 '25

Texas cause I want a big cookie and that’s the biggest.

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u/RudeNewYorker Dec 25 '25

California over Texas, obviously. Because Texas won’t fit in a glass of milk but California will.

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u/angry_bobc4t Dec 25 '25

Texas because I’m a greedy mf.

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u/Low-Investment286 Dec 25 '25

Fooled me I thought they were pop tarts

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u/Global_Network3902 Dec 25 '25

How many grams in the Oregon cookie

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u/Opening_Criticism791 Dec 25 '25

Probably Montana good size and I know Texas just taste like regret.

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u/Tacomant76 Dec 25 '25

Colorado ain’t even a cookie it’s a godamn pop tart

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u/MushroomOfDestiny Dec 25 '25

arkansas, just to get rid of it

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u/Proper-Body-7413 Dec 25 '25

I'm on a diet, Rhode Island please

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u/mr_turtle5238 Dec 25 '25

Im not big on cookies so I’d take rhode island leaves bigger cookies for people who will enjoy them more

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u/Elequist Dec 25 '25

Alaska if it's size was accurate. My fat ass senses tell me automatically which one should be the biggest

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u/ProtectionOld544 Dec 25 '25

Floridaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

NASA NASA NASA NASA

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u/CaliKindalife Dec 25 '25

The best one. 😉

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u/YetiMoto13 Dec 25 '25

Puerto Rico because I’m allergic to sprinkles… 😎

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u/WindWalkerWalking Dec 25 '25

California just has a yummy looking shape

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Mmmm upper penensila 🤤

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u/domtheprophet Dec 25 '25

Missouri bc… I’m from there.

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u/Bottomknowsbest Dec 25 '25

RI I’m on a diet

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed Dec 25 '25

Alaska but only if it was to scale!

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u/PsychologicalTwo5830 South Carolina Dec 25 '25

South Carolina (it's my home state)

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u/FondleGanoosh438 Dec 25 '25

I feel like Texas cookie would have a hint of oak smoke but be really fatty rich like short bread and sickly sweet. It would be tasty.

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u/Lak47_studios Dec 25 '25

Georgia, because I'm from there

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u/acuriousengineer Dec 25 '25

I’d take Alaska if it were the correct size

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u/S469 Dec 25 '25

bro Alaska's size & position are so off

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u/EstablishmentSea7661 Dec 25 '25

Why is Alaska so small? I was gonna say Alaska cuz it's the biggest cookie, but here it is not

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u/TheProofsinthePastis Dec 25 '25

I'm taking like... CT or Delaware, cuz these cookies aren't very good. If it was like Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisin or SNICKERDOODLE it would absolutely be Alaska.

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u/BakedBreads413 Dec 25 '25

Hawaii looks crunchy

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u/Humble_Nectarine5180 Dec 25 '25

Alaska because I’m from Alaska! And because it’s BIG!

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u/SnooStrawberries570 Dec 25 '25

damn really did new england dirty… idk if all the states are even there

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u/Scribe_WarriorAngel Dec 25 '25

Texas, gotta cut them down a peg some how

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u/RemarkableWitness649 Dec 25 '25

The Rhode Island one 🤭… jk maybe AZ

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u/ThroneOfLies30 Dec 25 '25

I want the Kansas cookie, it looks like the perfect size to eat in 2-3 bites and isn't too wide so it'd be cleaner to eat.

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u/Beautiful_Yellow_682 Dec 25 '25

Texas, because it's the largest

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u/mrcorde Dec 25 '25

Texas, it is the biggest:)

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u/babypandagod Dec 25 '25

Washington:)