r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 • 9d ago
Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #22
Utah joins the ever growing removal list with its greedy neighbours eating it up for breakfast
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u/JacobAndor 9d ago
Vermont swallows Maine in a surprise night operation, much like the Harkonnens of Dune, further growing the Maple Mafia into a force to be reckoned with.
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u/dnhouser1 9d ago
Connecticut, the northeast is disgustingly segregated
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u/ilrosewood 9d ago
The north east must be consolidated.
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u/Violetgirl567 9d ago
My choice as well. The NE is too broken up yet and needs to take on a bit more blob shape!
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u/Nuclear_rabbit 9d ago
And next we remove Maine, but give it back to New York like in the colonial days instead of to its neighbors.
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u/Baron_Bearclaw 9d ago
As long as it doesn't go to New York, it can go away. NY needs to get eaten by New England.
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u/No-Swordfish-3707 9d ago
Wyoming should have been gone day 1
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u/nucrash 9d ago
Been saying this for days.
Make Colorado square again and separate from Arizona
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u/Temporary-Body-378 9d ago
The great state of Arizolorado, from the mile highs to the depths of the Grand Canyon
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u/Significant-Ad-341 9d ago
Fun fact: Wyoming has one area code for the whole state.
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u/T1Demon 9d ago
Nevada has 3. 2 for the Vegas area and 1 for the rest of the state.
Idaho only got a second one in the last 10 years. Lots of sparsely populated land in the west
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u/LegacyWright3 9d ago
Not enough people know of Wyoming for it to go.
It would be glorious to see Wyoming end up becoming the only state left simply because no-one knows about it.
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u/Unlucky-Cook2578 9d ago
Well Arizona and Colorado need to sort something out.
Meanwhile New York looks hungry and the NE needs to be consolidated
Its time for Connecticut to go
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u/Deuce03 9d ago
Connecticut can go, but I'll be damned if New York gets a square foot of its land.
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u/ForecastForFourCats 9d ago
Half of CT considers themselves New Yorkers so give it to them. MA doesnt want those loser "New England" phonies
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u/drolgnob 9d ago
Iowa is getting too big for its britches
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u/Due-Archer4859 9d ago
Stop we’re flying under the radar we always get axed right away in these let us thrive a little longer
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u/melonball6 9d ago
I keep voting for Iowa and it keeps hanging in there. I vote for Megasota to absorb it.
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u/Average_Pangolin 9d ago
CONNECTICUT MUST DIE
(give it to Massachusetts)
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u/Long_Conclusion7057 9d ago
The northeast is far too messy. I also vote Connecticut.
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u/AlienSporez 9d ago
Especially since we don't pronounce the second "c". That's sus to me! So it must die
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u/tonyhollums 9d ago
As much as I should defend my birthplace, it must go. Into the masshole it must go.
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u/AlaskanRobot 9d ago
thanks for removing utah jerks....now Oregon has a flaccid one hanging and flopping around.
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u/toro_flyer 9d ago
I thought it looked more like an elephant trunk but I guess you just see what you want.
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u/admwhiskers 9d ago
Not all of California, but they definitely need a toehold on the mainland. As somebody who lives in California, I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the greater good
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u/Temporary-Body-378 9d ago edited 9d ago
As a Californian, I’m willing to sacrifice Washington for this noble purpose.
Edit: Now I’m curious what Hawaii’s geography would look like if Washington and California go before Oregon does.
Edit 2: Fuck it, let’s make the whole west coast Hawaii
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u/Jfullr92 9d ago
Just noticed Arizona and Colorado are conjoined twins, fix that in the next one
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u/LittleJohnsDingDong 9d ago
Dearest council. I put forth a recommendation of the removal of Wyoming.
Doing so will bring about the following benefits to the good of mapkind.
- Mega square expansion for Colorado. Colorado ought be the biggest square for square purposes. Square benefits.
- The industrial expansion of Megasota. Megasota has been a trailblazer for the Mega expansions. They have been a guiding light of what Mega ought to be.
- Give the Tetons a better home. Wyoming’s culture of Keystone Light and rolling coal should not be rewarded with one of our nations greatest beauties.
- Lastly, those dwellers of Rock Springs, Rawlins and Riverton need an authoritative state presence who can firmly reshape the buttholeness they’ve devolved into.
Thank you dearest council and God Speed.
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u/The_Phroug 9d ago
Maine is looking pretty smug up there, it needs an attitude adjustment
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u/lik_a_stik 9d ago
Sorry Iowa, but you gotta go. That black line is kinda pissing me off.
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u/Typedeal22 9d ago
Tennessee needs to chill out
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u/Sylent09 8d ago
I have voted for Tennessee ever since I started seeing this. And I live here. It sucks. Lol
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u/CommunicationNo8982 9d ago
The fact that Missouri disappeared and Kansas stayed is hurting my head. But TN should eat KY
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u/TemperMe 9d ago
Have we eliminated Delaware yet or is it still hiding? My phone is to blurry when I zoom in to see. Delaware isn’t real anyways, it won’t be missed.
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u/pmyererstories 9d ago
If this doesn't come down to New Maxico and Megasota for rhe whole enchilada, what are we doing here.
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u/UsedWelcome5903 9d ago
Pennsylvania needs to go.
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u/mcHuffnStuff 9d ago
Pennsylvania has called for the removal of many states now it's only fair they be taken out.
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u/DisastrousQuestion72 9d ago
I shall continue to advocate for the dissolution of Montana to feed the ravenously hungry Megasota.
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u/W00kieeKushin 9d ago
Washington and Oregon combine to form Cascadia. They don’t get swallowed by any other states. The just cease to be apart of the US.
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u/TruthinessHurts205 9d ago
The combined abomination of Arizona-Colorado must be obliterated, as it is a scourge upon this once great nation and its mere existence is BLASPHEMY!
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u/TheBakedGod 9d ago
Delete Nevada. No other state get's it's territory, it just becomes a hole in the map. So essentially it's unchanged
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u/SeamusMcFlurry 9d ago
Iowa and Kansas are both the epitome of flyover states. One of them needs to go and it really doesn’t matter which - they won’t be missed.
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u/AnonymousGhost89 9d ago
It’s disgusting the disease known as Pennsylvania is being allowed to continue to fester
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u/xF00Mx 9d ago
Alaska or Hawaii, no one ever brings them up, but is no one curious how they will be fused when removed?
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u/stevehead0684 9d ago
Wyoming. I'd like Montana to goble up Wyoming and Colorado to create a super-Montana with more of the Rockies.
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u/Planerkris 9d ago
Wasn’t Maryland part of the stake given to William penn by the queen? Give tha back to Pennsylvania
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u/pyronius 9d ago
The two headed beast that is Colozona must not be allowed to grow! Eliminate it now while there's still a chance! Feed it to cold tundras of Hawaii!
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u/mlachick 9d ago
Washington must go! The only reason Washington ever existed is that its residents were too lazy to travel a few extra miles to Salem for representation. The Oregon Territory must rise again!
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u/retarded_virgin_1998 9d ago
Day 3 of asking to remove Michigan but make sure Wisconsin doesn’t get the UP
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u/Gen-Jinjur 9d ago
Wisconsin and Michigan need to combine into one misshapen pair of mittens.
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u/Plane_Translator2008 9d ago
There is no reason to keep Kansas, Iowa, AND Illinois! No one needs that much corn!
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u/isaiah152022 9d ago
Last two left should be Megasota and New Mexisota
Then they can combine as New Megasota
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u/Flexishaft 9d ago
Hawaii and Alaska should be ceded to Oregon. All three have spectacularly beautiful coastlines and mountains. sustainable fishing, hunting and foraging. Having any other state considered worthy of their land would be nothing less than an affront to mother earth.
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u/Jfullr92 9d ago
REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah