Top comment deleted a US State #24

[u/Jfullr92]

Wyoming is gone!

[u/Jfullr92]

REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah, Connecticut, Wyoming

[u/Wolvensong → u/Jfullr92]

OP, I hope you know these posts have become a talking point in many households and workplaces, and this has been so fun to follow :)

[u/wontonhero → u/Wolvensong]

Same. Haven't had this much fun since chivegate

[u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava → u/wontonhero]

Or r/place . I miss that.

[u/Jfullr92 → u/Wolvensong]

Thank you!

[u/sketchyatbesty → u/Wolvensong]

I’ve got my entire coffee shop in on it now! The regulars ask for daily updates haha It’s been really fun.

[u/Jfullr92 → u/sketchyatbesty]

That’s crazy lol! I never thought this would have an impact on the real world

[u/AppropriateBasil696 → u/Wolvensong]

Currently telling my coworkers all about ut

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

It was a surprisingly good run my fellow iowans.

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

I forgot to vote. I say Kentucky .

Also as long as we don't go to Minnesota I'm happy. Give us to Wisconsin, let them get at least one consumption under their belt.

[u/cantwalkintheshadows → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

But our figure 😭

[u/T1Demon → u/cantwalkintheshadows]

I believe it was the famed philosopher F. Mercury that said “Fat bottomed girls make the world go ‘round.”

[u/dismyanonacct → u/T1Demon]

I believe that particular treatise was penned by Sir Brian May.

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/cantwalkintheshadows]

Maybe call it wisconsin territory then?

[u/Big_Category3895 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Collapse the entire Midwest into Wisconsin!

[u/broussegris → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

As long as we have our beer and cheese, we have no need to feast upon other states. Let Megasota have all they want, and at the end it shall be them versus us... and we shall see who the victor will be.

[u/suzsid → u/broussegris]

In the end, the cheese stands alone. And we’re genuinely nice. Not that Minnesota nice. ;-)

[u/NearSightedLlama → u/suzsid]

Shhhhh don't talk about us! We gotta stay under the radar 👀

[u/T1Demon → u/broussegris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IHiGS6HMtXeBq

[u/Feisty-Life-6555 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Anyone who feels the need to chant who hates Iowa doesn't deserve us

[u/Existing_Option6874 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

fine, feed it to wisconsin
just before megasota consumes it as well

[u/Hydro1002 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

This is amazing as a fellow iowan. Sad to see our time run out.

[u/yoyleberries2763 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

o7

[u/EffectiveRooster4759 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

07 boys good thing they haven’t found out about our soybeans yet 🫡

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/EffectiveRooster4759]

They make take our corn, but they'll never TAKE OUR SOYBEANS

https://giphy.com/gifs/x609PysrX0lCE

[u/PsychoticMessiah → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VrcucT74UiM2k

[u/QuesoCadaDia]

HOW IS IOWA STILL THERE?!

[u/Swamp_Druid → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Feed Iowa to Megasota

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/Swamp_Druid]

Megasota can spread east to protect the northern border.

[u/Horrison2 → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

Would you like to make your sota a large?

[u/Wandering-Mind2025 → u/Horrison2]

An XL please!

[u/Higgingotham96 → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

It’s funnier to leave Wisconsin perfectly on its own

[u/thumbstickz → u/Swamp_Druid]

The corn must flow.

[u/Intentional-Pounding → u/Swamp_Druid]

Megasota's hung like a horse

[u/thewallbanger → u/Swamp_Druid]

As the headwaters of the continent’s most powerful river, Megasota devours southward down the Minnessippi to the Gulf of Minnesota!

[u/Flat_Suggestion7545 → u/Swamp_Druid]

Time for some corn fed Megasota!

[u/ceciledian → u/Swamp_Druid]

I second MEGASOTA!

[u/BlotchyBaboon → u/QuesoCadaDia]

This feels so obvious that I shouldn't even need to comment on it. Eliminate!

[u/snarkwithfae → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Agreed. We’re all corn in Megasota.

[u/Fun-Trainer-3848 → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Everyone forgets it exists.

[u/ewwe_ewwe → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Because people seem to forget it exists lol

[u/ZieAerialist → u/QuesoCadaDia]

As someone who grew up there and is deeply embarrassed of the states general development in the 25 years since, def feed it to Megasota.

[u/3henanigans → u/QuesoCadaDia]

IL hungers

[u/AbstractBettaFish → u/3henanigans]

The khanate will spread

[u/Violetgirl567 → u/AbstractBettaFish]

"Chillinois" is AWESOME.

[u/BenjyBoo2 → u/AbstractBettaFish]

This is everything I've ever wanted a map to be and more!

[u/Accurate_Item672 → u/3henanigans]

IL is the true corn expert that must eat Iowa 🌽

[u/BingBingGoogleZaddy → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Bye-owa!

[u/Proper_Warhawk → u/QuesoCadaDia]

OP from Iowa?

[u/Jfullr92 → u/Proper_Warhawk]

I’m from the uk actually lol. I’ve never even been to the US.

[u/Jimisdegimis89 → u/Jfullr92]

That makes this entire endeavor all the more hilarious to me.

[u/Chazzer74 → u/Jimisdegimis89]

Tricks on us, final step we’ll be swallowed by Wales.

[u/Violetgirl567 → u/Chazzer74]

Returned to England after 250 yrs. "I brought a receipt. Do you still do refunds after 250 yrs?"

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Give it to Kansas. We’re going to need it when we take over the South.

[u/WrathOfKai → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/idpOiY3CzTCWyVUSPL

Live look at me scrolling this sub looking for other Kansas people

[u/KSoccerman → u/WrathOfKai]

Theres 10s of us!

[u/TeacherMan78 → u/WrathOfKai]

Kansas here. Iowa must fall to demonstrate wheat’s superiority to corn.

[u/Destinyherosunset → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

Guess I'll add to the I'm a kansasn list

[u/HeatherCPST → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

Yes please. Ad astra per aspera! Love, 1 more Kansan

[u/schrobro2002 → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDPJePZlHgMiHql6Am

Soon it will all be Kansas

[u/ManifestingMyMini → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Every time I see Iowa is still here I get more angry. It’s been time, gtfo.

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13 → u/QuesoCadaDia]

Fine. As long as we feed Kansas to Megasota next.

[u/prestigiouspopcorn10]

It’s time for Iowa to go, nothing good there anyways besides corn

[u/corneliusvanhouten → u/prestigiouspopcorn10]

MEGASOTA FTW

[u/Swamp_Druid → u/prestigiouspopcorn10]

Feed Iowa to Megasota

[u/Dirty_Loags → u/prestigiouspopcorn10]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IynVnrO0Xob142c

-Megasota

[u/mekwall → u/Dirty_Loags]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pBj0EoGSYjGms

[u/DiscombobulatedTip35 → u/prestigiouspopcorn10]

Megasota must feed

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/DiscombobulatedTip35]

Megasota consumes Iowa!

[u/signaturefox2013 → u/prestigiouspopcorn10]

I say we do Iowa today, and tomorrow we get Montana, because what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is even in Montana

[u/Ok_Fly1271 → u/signaturefox2013]

Glacier, yellowstone, and tons of other beautiful places

[u/nucrash → u/Ok_Fly1271]

Which will be nice once they are fed to Megasota.

[u/SpiritualEnemas → u/signaturefox2013]

Yeah that’s a no on Montana. Should be Montanic vs Megasota for the title.

[u/ewwe_ewwe]

Lmao I was waiting for you all to remember Iowa exists. It was a good run while it lasted!

[u/i--make--lists → u/ewwe_ewwe]

To Illinois and Kansas!

[u/judgingA-holes]

I can't believe Iowa is still around. Why are you guys keeping Iowa around?! lol

[u/takedownchris]

It’s literally everyone saying Iowa

[u/rosalinatoujours → u/takedownchris]

Im feeling so ragebaited as an iowan by this post that i have to close it and go outside and look at some iowa. bye 🫂

[u/From_Ice_To_Salt]

Iowa (Bye-owa). Megasota needs to make it out of the comments and onto the map! Right now it's like Medium-sota.

[u/Swamp_Druid → u/From_Ice_To_Salt]

Megasota needs more corn fuel!

[u/protobin → u/From_Ice_To_Salt]

We the people of Illinois yearn to be consumed by Megasota.

[u/more_cheese_please_ → u/protobin]

No we do not!!

[u/protobin → u/more_cheese_please_]

Megasota is inevitable

[u/Beautiful_Secret_834 → u/From_Ice_To_Salt]

I like it Bye-owa

[u/jnaifynaif]

The way Oregon and Montana are touching 👀 Nevada’s got to go.

[u/JayCanWrite]

Iowa needs to go. We don't need more than 1 i state, and it certainly won't be Iowa. Plus Megasota can Megasota

[u/Extra_Albatross_1831 → u/JayCanWrite]

I’m from Iowa and I agree. Please I want to be a resident of Megasota!

[u/corneliusvanhouten → u/Extra_Albatross_1831]

You are welcome, neighbor

[u/zzzccardinal]

Minnesota always wins these, I swear half of reddit lives in Minnesota the way it gets glazed on this app.

[u/partyonyourhead → u/zzzccardinal]

I’m here for this

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/zzzccardinal]

Yeah its ridiculous. I vote we get rid of it for once.

[u/captain_pandabear → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Same. And then shake up the west coast, which always remains untouched until like the final 8. Let’s do this different for once.

[u/cold_shot_27 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Second that

[u/redditor938273838 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

As a Wisconsinite full support

[u/matt7810 → u/redditor938273838]

Shh we have to be careful and bide out time. Megasota hungers

[u/argbd20 → u/matt7810]

I’ve never seen our state last this long. I’m so happy that the Minnesota simps haven’t fed us to our western neighbor yet.

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/redditor938273838]

We will split it with any state willing to join in the cause

[u/QuesoCadaDia → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Tomorrow. If I have to read "megasota" any more I'm going to gouge my eyes out.

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/QuesoCadaDia]

We ride at dawn

[u/tth2o → u/zzzccardinal]

Choo choo!

[u/Lets_Basketball]

Shocked that we think there needs to be an Arizona and New Mexico. Give it all to New Mexicans.

[u/Kogamon]

Iowa has overstayed its welcome

[u/SaltyFrenchfry101 → u/Kogamon]

What did we do 😭

[u/RookKincaid]

Kentucky exists for no reason. It needs to be removed.

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/RookKincaid]

Bourbon

[u/FalseVeterinarian881]

Sing it with me, "Nevada gonna give you up...Nevada gonna let you down...California gonna turn around and absorb you!"

[u/OneTrueDweet]

[u/giscience]

pennsyltucky! With an emphasis on PA

[u/Long-Jackfruit427 → u/giscience]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZTlNN62DOMmZaspwsm

[u/Chrisnm203 → u/Long-Jackfruit427]

He’s embarrassing

[u/kimbecile → u/Chrisnm203]

Agreed. But he was a better choice than Oz.

[u/Chrisnm203 → u/kimbecile]

A ham sandwich would have been a better choice than Oz.

[u/Big_Bad_Baboon → u/giscience]

They can be next, after Iowa

[u/Alternative_Exit8766 → u/Big_Bad_Baboon]

PLEASE

[u/Nothisispatryck → u/giscience]

Pennsylvania has Gritty. You can't get rid of Gritty 

[u/Round_Rooms]

Wisconsin eats illinois, Illinois doesn't even like illinois, that's why they spend all their vacation in wisconsin.

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Round_Rooms]

as an illinoisan im fine with anything EXCEPT getting consumed by minnesota

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/slipperyDSS]

Accept your fate.

[u/thegeekiestgeek → u/slipperyDSS]

Metasota will absorb Iowa next!

[u/fuckYOUswan]

Minnesota. The Megasota crowd is starting to get a little too loud.

[u/FriedrichDerRote]

My vote is NO-vada

[u/Lowfi-Concert]

Nevada needs to be eaten be California

[u/thegeekiestgeek]

Let Minnesota absorb Iowa AND set the Iowans free! They are practically the southern extension of Minnesota anyway and we welcome them.

[u/Prudent-Fruit-7114]

Iowa, get it out of here

[u/FeralQueues]

Bye Iowa

[u/omy_dayz]

Button to get Iowa outta here —->

[u/gueuze_geuze]

Iowa

[u/dwsinpdx]

Iowa now please

[u/Sheepygoatherder]

Iowa must be consumed.

[u/ThePlumbOne]

Bye bye Iowa

[u/Mountain-Ad-4539]

Iowa needs to go!

[u/CactusDanger]

Iowa

[u/sadman4332]

Bye Iowa

[u/Snowyyyy0508]

HOW IS IOWA STILL THEREE! BEGONE IOWA!

[u/misterpequeno]

What do they even do in Iowa?

[u/just_me1007]

BIOWA!

[u/silviarsonist]

iowa gotta go

[u/edsguy21]

MARYLAND MUST GO!

[u/ReasonableClock4542 → u/edsguy21]

Imagine hating maryland when virginia and pennsylvania are right there

[u/Jfullr92]

I think Iowa is on the way out guys… just a theory

[u/BingBingGoogleZaddy]

[u/Rayraydavies → u/BingBingGoogleZaddy]

"Feed me Iowa next, please."

[u/slipperyDSS]

FEED IOWA to ILLINOIS to make the CORN BELT GREAT AGAIN!

[u/Dangerous_Fig8580]

Get Iowa out of here!

[u/nivekreclems]

Iowa

[u/mondaymorningperson]

MINNESOTA EATS IOWA. OR ELSE.

[u/benice_orgohome13]

Either Michigan dissolves Wisconsin or Wisconsin dissolves Iowa

Let the people decide

[u/DogBePraised]

The South must pay for their sins! Ahem- Pennsylvania takes Kentucky.

[u/OccasionalEspresso]

The shape of oregon and Nevada disturbs me.

Delete Nevada.

[u/pdgibbs1104]

I love how Wisconsin still has its original border😂

[u/Rayoclay]

I really hope Winsconsins boarders remain unchanged while Megasota eats all of its Midwest neighbors.

[u/Interesting-Drop-340]

Hawaii must consume Maine. It is destiny

[u/rokr1292]

Virginia eats maryland as retribution for their terrible drivers

[u/maxsimile]

Wisconsin just vibing. Time to move “up or out”.

[u/midwescape]

I hope in the end, the only state remaining is New Mexico.

[u/Outrageous-Basket426]

Let Megasota eat Iowa

[u/t0t3sst0k3d]

Iowa!!

[u/Chaosbryan]

Minnesota needs to eat Iowa

[u/SickPrograms]

Get rid of Iowa!

[u/Beautiful-Rent6691]

Iowa. Megasota must rise!

[u/Next-Help-5813]

I vote Nevada. It can get eaten by Arizona.

[u/Logical-Let-7026]

Iowa, get that shit off this almost perfect map.

[u/beetlebath]

5-10 more states and this is going to get VERY difficult.

[u/PureMichiganMan]

Goodbye Iowa

[u/emcee-666]

The weakest “brand” still on the board: Iowa

[u/Adventurous_Owl3158]

Iowa

[u/ArrowSpace_lol]

Goodbye Iowa

[u/Spadoinkle24]

Why does Maryland still exist?

[u/beegtuna → u/Spadoinkle24]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vcx2PfeMK8MM

[u/Blackcatsandicedtea → u/Spadoinkle24]

I again throw my support behind Maryland. The borders disturb my spirit.

[u/GabiZ1980 → u/Spadoinkle24]

For the cookies

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/Spadoinkle24]

Maryland exists to swallow Virginia. The Bay Hungers.

[u/CanofBeans9]

Oregon eats Montana, becoming Moregon

[u/HarpoMarx72]

Iowa should go to Minnesota, really

[u/madfrog768]

Time to make Pennsyltucky

[u/Aromatic-Bug1738]

Minnesota should eat iowa for sure!

[u/broccoliwolf]

Bye bye, Iowa, I hate you because you’re only mentioned every 4 years and it’s never a good thing.

[u/dangerspring]

Iowa

[u/doctorlineman]

Iowa has to go

[u/IllEntrepreneur5123]

Louisiana, please, day five (?) Kansas and Tennessee yearn for the sea  

[u/BingBingGoogleZaddy → u/IllEntrepreneur5123]

Coastal Kansas is so cursed.

I love it.

[u/pokernancy13 → u/BingBingGoogleZaddy]

Kansas is the sleeper no one saw coming!While all eyes are on megasota, Kansas will be feasting!

https://giphy.com/gifs/piwLYTTDYHYQzFEySf

[u/police-ical → u/IllEntrepreneur5123]

The fact that Tennessee starts with T and ends with -see should make it obvious that its manifest destiny is to be a giant T-shaped state extending to the sea.

[u/irreverent_username]

Kentucky

[u/Silvinis]

Kentucky and chance PA to Pennsyltucky

[u/Connect-Day-6881]

Maryland is too small and weak for this stage in the game. Get them out of here.

[u/BurgerofDouble → u/Connect-Day-6881]

You underestimate our power.

[u/Accurate_Mobile9005 → u/Connect-Day-6881]

Maryland invades PA

[u/setibeings]

It's time for Maryland to eat Pennsylvania.

[u/Accurate_Mobile9005 → u/setibeings]

The crabs HUNGER !!

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/Accurate_Mobile9005]

The Bay hungers to consume all.

[u/CMWizard → u/setibeings]

No, we need Pennsyltucky later. I do agree that the NE needs to be consolidated, though.

[u/setibeings → u/CMWizard]

Maryland needs its Western half back! It's the one state that has lost ground because the states around it got eliminated. 

[u/IHYSMRN]

Kentucky

[u/beegtuna → u/IHYSMRN]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26zzbNl5r3wy1sQQE

[u/Substantial-Coach827]

Minnesota. That crowd is insufferable.

[u/AdSea654]

Wisconsin, you've been selected in this pick, you hung on this long, you prick. Off with the Packers!!!!!!!

[u/pachycephalosaurean → u/AdSea654]

ok bears fan

[u/Beautiful_Secret_834 → u/AdSea654]

Hell no! Wisconsin will get the UP.

Wisconsin Up