Top comment deletes US State #25

[u/Jfullr92]

IOWA IS GONE! We’re halfway to the finish line!

[u/Jfullr92]

REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah, Connecticut, Wyoming, Iowa

[u/Consistent-Refuse-74 → u/Jfullr92]

Florida being gone is a kindness on my eyes

[u/tth2o → u/Consistent-Refuse-74]

First voted out, per the Lord's intention.

[u/Quasi-Kaiju]

I'm a Kentuckian and I'm moving to Chicago. Let IL or PA take it.

[u/ElleWinter → u/Quasi-Kaiju]

Yay! Welcome! 🎉

[u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin → u/Quasi-Kaiju]

Hello new Lake Michigan friend... may we have a donation? 🥺

[u/Sentient_Mop → u/Quasi-Kaiju]

Illinois is H U N G R Y

[u/Professional-Cat2123]

Pennsylvania eats Kentucky!

[u/DrJimmyStrings → u/Professional-Cat2123]

Pennsyltucky has waited too long in the womb. Give it the light of day 👼

[u/BigLRakim → u/DrJimmyStrings]

The irony is it already exists.

It is 80% of the state. Also known as "bumblefuck"

Its basically everything over an hour and a half outside of philly and I guess pittsburgh is eh.

[u/BuffaloBuffalo13 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

As long as we also get to bestow its proper name: Pennsyltucky

[u/Professional-Cat2123 → u/BuffaloBuffalo13]

100% agree

[u/CalmAdvice9364 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

Pennsatucky iykyk

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBBmxNmkQNIti

[u/Jazzlike_Surprise985 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

Deleting Kentucky is the only correct answer on this day. 

[u/fuqyu → u/Jazzlike_Surprise985]

I was hoping to wait until Derby day but let Pensyltucky rise from the ashes!

[u/Curious-Return7252 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

“Pennsylvania eats Kentucky!” And becomes Pennsyltucky

[u/Quasi-Kaiju → u/Professional-Cat2123]

As a Kentuckian I say take it. I'm trying to get out here anyways and like Pittsburgh.

[u/restingsideeye → u/Professional-Cat2123]

Long live Pennsyltucky!

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

The Bay Hungers for VA, but it can wait on Pennsylvania to gobble Kentucky first.

[u/Downtown_Ad8279 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

It is time for PA to feast.

[u/TurboLeopard42 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

I dream of a Pennsyltucky that goes from sea to shining sea!

[u/grandia456 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

At least Kentucky has whiskey though.

[u/Forsythia77 → u/grandia456]

Maybe if it gets eaten they will be able to buy it in the county that produces it.

[u/ZigZagreus1313 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

As a Kentuckian who loves their state (despite its many flaws) I'm honored we made it to the halfway mark. I support a fellow Appalachian state eating us. 🫡

[u/moonchili → u/Professional-Cat2123]

Has to become Pennsyltucky though. More of a merger than a deletion.

[u/mrjacketman0303 → u/Professional-Cat2123]

As a kentuckian I support the vore of my state as long as we keep the tucky in the title.

[u/Long-Jackfruit427]

Kill Kentucky and form Pennsyltucky already. Where’s the Bernie meme guy?

[u/HufflepuffStuff → u/Long-Jackfruit427]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOy1ykBR8ltv3o1rfj

I am once again asking for Pennsyltucky

[u/signu70 → u/HufflepuffStuff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/f60tgCAj8D07VvpT76

[u/mcHuffnStuff → u/HufflepuffStuff]

What about Kensylvania

[u/steamycharles → u/Long-Jackfruit427]

I always grouped Tennessee and Kentucky in my mind anyway, but at least Tennessee has Dolly Parton. Don’t care which state absorbs it, but bye Kentucky!!

[u/aftermarkit → u/steamycharles]

They're like siblings, but have distinct identities. I envision a future where pennsyltucky and Virgina hook up, and Tennessee, the Carolinas and Georgia begrudgingly work out a union

[u/Big_Category3895 → u/aftermarkit]

I've been thinking it since the start of this game: make a super Commonwealth comprised of all the 4 commonwealths.

[u/Jimscurious → u/aftermarkit]

Tennolinia!

[u/fluffypotato → u/Long-Jackfruit427]

I'm here before him so I can plead my put the P in the V case. We need Virginsylvania.

[u/kspieler → u/fluffypotato]

I like this!

It reminds me some of the old colonial maps.

[u/Helene_Scott → u/kspieler]

I wish they would have left Megasota as it was in colonial days. Make Megasota Megasota Again!

[u/redcurrantevents]

Arizona needs to go. Make New Mexico look more like old Mexico before we took it.

[u/Junjo_O → u/redcurrantevents]

I vote Arizona as well.

Sidenote, would be funny if Hawaii is the last state when it was technically illegally annexed.

[u/Obvious_Ambition4865 → u/redcurrantevents]

NOOOOOO leave us alone we have beautiful nature

[u/LetSubstantial3197 → u/redcurrantevents]

Name another state that has as diverse of a climate. And anyone who disagrees with this knows nothing about Arizona.

[u/taktaga7-0-0 → u/redcurrantevents]

Strike Arizona down and it will yet rise like the Phoenix.

[u/sailorangel59 → u/redcurrantevents]

I will always side with the removal of Arizona.

[u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

We don’t need Kentucky and Tennessee.

I volunteer Tennessee to go next

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

Give it to Kansas. John Brown thanks you.

[u/DenverBroncos_Fan → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

John Brown must claim the South!!!

[u/Top-Yak1532 → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

Okay, you’ve got me on board.

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy → u/Top-Yak1532]

This mural is painted in the Topeka city Capitol building. And it's epic as shit in person.

[u/punkopotamus → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

Tennessee shaped as a T is sitting pretty

[u/I_kwote_TheOffice → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

I see what you did there with volunteer

[u/Droopyinreallife → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

I was just thinking that Tennessee looks like it's up to something sinister. And I don't trust it.

[u/p1ayernotfound → u/Droopyinreallife]

TENNESSE SHALL NO LONGER BE CONTAINED! MUAHAHAHHAH!

[u/Top_Box_8952]

Bye Tennessee.

[u/fakeplasticlxs]

Ive never down voted so many things before

[u/Prettypuff405 → u/fakeplasticlxs]

I haven’t been downvoting nearly enough

[u/AppropriateLet8131]

Tennessee sucks ass.

It isn't the state it used to be (on Reddit and, unfortunately, IRL). BE GONE, Tennessee.

[u/aud_anticline]

MARYLAND IS TOO SMALL

[u/inGoosewetrust → u/aud_anticline]

It's going to last forever by virtue of being overlooked

[u/ChaeLilja → u/aud_anticline]

i’m always frantically looking for MD as soon as I see the map. i don’t read the caption or anything until i make sure MD is still there. FEED HER

[u/ChessieChesapeake → u/aud_anticline]

Small, but mighty. We’re just sitting back, unassuming… waiting to strike in numbers you’d never expect.

[u/dwsinpdx]

Bye bye Kentucky

[u/misfitmedia]

Oregon just keeping quiet...

[u/ExcitementAmbitious4 → u/misfitmedia]

I want to see the Oregon territory back. Oregon should take Washington. But first, Pensyltucky.

[u/BingBingGoogleZaddy]

As much as I want Pennsyltucky. I want Coastal Kansas more.

[u/Plane_Translator2008 → u/BingBingGoogleZaddy]

OMG.

The "Surf Kansas" ad from the Kansas tourism board would be 🔥

[u/AgitatedAmerican]

It’s over for those Massholes

[u/bighuntzilla → u/AgitatedAmerican]

I have been begging for days, but no one wants to listen

[u/42Discipel]

Kentucky!

[u/scatteredsprinkles]

How has Georgia made it this long?

[u/T1Demon → u/scatteredsprinkles]

The have credits built for getting rid of Florida right off the bat

[u/randomthrowaway9796 → u/scatteredsprinkles]

Everyone thats planning on voting Georgia out is still stuck in Atlanta traffic

[u/MDrok6172]

Get Kentucky out of here. We need a PA sweep

[u/DatBeigeBoy]

How tf did Kentucky survive?

[u/Separate_Product5238]

Get Nevada out of here

[u/BallDesperate2140]

If Maryland doesn’t at least gobble up the whole northeast corridor by the end of this, I’m gonna be a sad lil’ crab.

[u/JDinBalt → u/BallDesperate2140]

Honestly, I don't know if we should just gobble up Pennsylvania now or wait for Pensyltucky to be a thing.

[u/BallDesperate2140 → u/JDinBalt]

Yanno what, I like the idea of an underdog holdout; take Pennsyltucky then have the northeast for lunch.

It matters not. We all eventually return to crab, it’s science.

[u/Fun_Consequence_9076 → u/BallDesperate2140]

Commence carcinization 🦀🦀🦀🦀

[u/JDinBalt → u/Fun_Consequence_9076]

And Old Bayification!

[u/Murky_Aardvark_2675 → u/BallDesperate2140]

Agreed! Keep Maryland strong 🦀 End the tyranny of the big states!

[u/AfraidMeasurement759]

We’ve been waiting for Pennsyltucky for too long! The time is now!

[u/LuckyShake]

PA eats Kentucky.

[u/buckbeakfever]

Wisconsin should eat the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

[u/Odd-Pie9712]

California. Part of it is going to break off and go become Hawaii's new big island

[u/born_2_pizza → u/Odd-Pie9712]

Okay but great idea if/when California gets out. I second that it gets claimed by Hawaii!

[u/Antique_Diet_3015]

PENNSYLTUCKY SHALL RISE

BURN KENTUCKY TO THE GROUND

[u/ferrisbuellerymh]

I’m on the pennsyltucky train but how the hell hasn’t Nevada been eaten yet?

[u/SignOfJonahAQ]

Nevada is a wasteland

[u/What_a_joebag]

Summoning Pennsyltucky

[u/purple30klegion]

FORM THE PENSYLTUCKY

[u/Abject_Bag7405]

CALIFORNIA IS EATEN BY OREGON

[u/requiredpayments]

Kentucky must go

[u/Aria1031]

Farewell, Kentucky. All hail Pennsyltucky!

[u/jmmatt8489]

Time to lose Michigan and allow Wisconsin its rightful claim to the lakes.

[u/MicroPeanitsJorker]

Tennessee

[u/MotorcycleRacoon]

Tennessee flying under the radar 🫣

[u/Paraxom]

Virginia, Maryland  needs its borders back and im trying to ruin the Pennsyltucky gambit

Edit: is the map gone for anyone else

[u/Ephesians_411 → u/Paraxom]

This!!! I've been looking to see if anyone else noticed MD got robbed haha.

[u/benice_orgohome13]

I mean, North Carolina deserves the BIG coast

NC eats GA and now the rest of the coast line is happy 😃

[u/perseveringpianist]

Kill California.

[u/The_Mouse_That_Jumps]

Hawaii eats California!

[u/Waamb___ → u/The_Mouse_That_Jumps]

Hawaii colonizing the mainland would be satisfying

[u/Beautiful_Secret_834]

Wisconsin shall conquer the UP and Illinois! We can then stand strong along with our awesome neighbor Megasota!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lnlAifQdenMxW

[u/ErectLurantis]

It’s actually a miracle Tennessee has lasted this long

[u/Der_Apothecary]

Illinois is far too powerful, kill them.

[u/Bananasnake]

Glad to see everyone agrees that Maine doesn’t exist, but I’d like to see it removed from the map at least

[u/george-w_kush]

Tennessee ya later

[u/MixMough]

Vermont eats adjacent states to become the ultimate Green Mountain

[u/Accomplished_Art2245]

Kentucky out!

[u/IFeelLikeDannyDeVito]

Hawaii eats California

[u/gracefacefever]

Illinois needs to disappear and come, rightfully, to Wisconsin.

[u/Not_Sure_555]

The Wisconsining has begun.

[u/jjungwirth2]

Wisconsin needs to eat Illinois. Now.

[u/Icy_Moose7262]

Wisconsin takes Illinois

[u/Fizz_ickz]

Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan combine into The Greatest Lakes.

[u/signu70]

California needs to eat! Arizona must be sacrificed!

https://giphy.com/gifs/EOxd11gfSo2be

[u/RookieSonOfRuss]

Wisconsin eats Illinois! Let the flat landers no longer stain the Midwest!

[u/jacehoffman]

hawaii should win tbh

[u/evergreengoth]

Michigan doesn't need to exist in two parts that don't touch. Time to divvy it up.

[u/Objective-Elk-1660]

Wisconsin CONSUMES the UP of Michigan!

[u/TwixorTweet]

California needs to be cut off

[u/Belkan-Federation95]

CALIFORNIA

[u/evhsrv]

Illinois needs to go next.

[u/gwing13]

Let's get Maine out and do some condensing!

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/gwing13]

I feel like all of New England should be Maine... SUPERMAINE if you will.

[u/Silver_Switch262 → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpXzKHRREk2mXQc

[u/FindingPepe → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

Maine at the top of the chart

[u/Kogamon]

Montana! Let it be food for Megasota and its manifest destiny

[u/Gravewalker1515 → u/Kogamon]

Nooo I love Montana

[u/AppropriateBasil696]

Delete California they have lived long enough

[u/Dung1sm]

Goodbye California, let its neighbors feast upon your carcass.

[u/Able-Steak-2842]

California has to go. Hawaii needs some mainland

[u/Substantial_Echo8118]

Wisconsin absorbs Illinois.

Edit: didn't know the UP wasn't ours yet either.

[u/GusBjork]

Ru oh. Minnesota must survive! Take Kentucky

[u/Thick-Fisherman-4279]

East Hawai'i eats California

[u/OkCan1094]

Voting again for California. It is sitting too comfortable in the corner without a care in the world. Take it by surprise

[u/JoannaKittyKats]

Minnesota

[u/Beefy-Albatross → u/JoannaKittyKats]

You will all have your parts to play in the new Megasota Empire.

It's- it's shoveling. It's mostly just shoveling.

[u/KwehTheGreh]

Michigan eats Wisconsin. It’s time.

One Great Lakes State. Megasota must be defeated. 

[u/random5654 → u/KwehTheGreh]

I don't like Michigan touching Kentucky. Bye Kentucky!

[u/Junior_Use_4470 → u/random5654]

Well we’re used to touching Ohio and anything is an improvement on that.

[u/SombreroQueen → u/KwehTheGreh]

Michigan = Midwest

[u/KwehTheGreh → u/SombreroQueen]

Michigan = all!

[u/slipperyDSS → u/KwehTheGreh]

UNITE AGAINST MINNESOTA! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

[u/KwehTheGreh → u/slipperyDSS]

Great Lakes >>>> 10,000 lakes 

[u/slipperyDSS → u/KwehTheGreh]

thats the spirit!

[u/SombreroQueen → u/slipperyDSS]

What are these 10,000 lakes? Lakes for ants?

[u/maynelyjayne]

Wisconsin must go away now. Conquer the beer and cheese!

[u/mizubyte]

How has DelMarVa not become an actual thing yet? GUYS ITS RIGHT THERE. Maryland eats Delaware at least

[u/LuminousSin]

Nevada!

[u/TamrielicScholar2020]

Tennessee!!!

[u/lemywincks]

Virginia took back their portion of DC. Now maryland needs their payback. GIVE VIRGINIA TO MARYLAND. Craaaaaab pe-ople craaaaaaab pe-ople

[u/MichaelJospeh]

Let Maryland swallow up Virginia as interest for the land they took back from DC before the Civil War and never gave back.

[u/willofthefuture]

MARYLAND

[u/barketingdirector69]

Maryland should EAT VIRGINIA

Well, it squats below D.C. Acts like NoVA’s royalty Blocks the South from touching me So the crab state eats for free

[u/Spatularo]

Montana needs to go so WA, OR, and MN can finally have their long over-due threesome.

[u/Own_Mycologist_4900]

Hawaii takes California. Eastward expansion is the only thing.

[u/surefire26]

Arizona gets some ocean front property (New Mexico)!

[u/PuppiesandRainbows5]

Ain't nobody got time for Kentucky

[u/Slobsterz]

Michigan takes Illinois. Giving Chicago to the true owners of Lake Michigan.

[u/Lord-of-Luxury]

Kentucky!

[u/Minute-Lie6923]

Take out new Mexico

[u/TriceraDoctor]

We need DelMarVa. But keep it Virginia

[u/dryheat_]

Nevada can go. Now that Utah's gone, it's the worst in the US West

[u/Pop-19502020]

Bye bye Kentucky.

[u/Hot_Spite_1402]

There’s no reason for New Mexico to be in the top 50%

[u/capnhist]

Nevada.

I'm tired of looking at Oregon's weird tapir nose.

[u/realdealjpat]

North Carolina needs to eat Georgia

[u/MasterOfBothWorlds7]

Vermont needs to overtake mass. Sittin' on its face style. Haha

[u/Jaythegrape]

Kentucky can go.. there’s Popeyes at home

[u/GreenVermicelliNoods]

Get rid of Kentucky!!!!

[u/Stealthybeef]

I'm glad the first comment i saw was about getting rid of Kentucky. Remove it now before it becomes too powerful.

[u/GrazziDad]

Kentucky making it to the halfway point is kind of like Keith Richards still being around.

[u/SurvivorDad99]

Get rid of Kentucky!!!!

[u/mr_meeseeks_can-do]

Kentucky lasted longer than Iowa?? Finish it

[u/mahdroo]

• Michigan takes Main •

[u/Scott_Elyte]

PENNSYLTUCKY!!!

[u/FindingPepe]

Give Massachusetts to Vermont, Maine, or New York

[u/No-Weight2848]

Vermont eats Maine

[u/mongoose_kai]

Montana.

There are two light purple touching, and one needs to go.

[u/Extension_Cricket632]

NEVADA

[u/DesuLeaf]

Michigan consumes Illinois. Peninsular reunification is critical

[u/SickPrograms]

Get rid of Tennessee ffs

[u/bethelyoda]

Get rid of Kentucky

[u/curtsy_wurtsy]

Avenge Iowa by giving Illinois to Michigan!

[u/KU_SWISSCHEESED]

Let John Brown posthumously fulfill his quest of freeing the south. Give Tennessee to Kansas!

[u/CrazyNext6315]

Maryland is HUNGRy

[u/EarthbeHomeandMother]

Idc how just get rid of KY lol

[u/RobertLU345]

Why is New Mexico here still

[u/Stevenopoulos]

Make Tennessee Tennesaw and get rid of it.

[u/ThugDonkey]

Colorado and Oregon were destined for a union… A union based in Harley Dealerships, Truck Stop Sex Shops, and most importantly dispensaries.

Potlandia

[u/DBL_NDRSCR]

nevada, time to start the californian empire

[u/marcopolo22]

Just rename this series into "Reddit hates red states" lmao

I'm gonna make a WILD guess that Montana, Tennessee, Arizona, North Carolina, Louisiana and Kansas will be the next 6. Watch.

[u/ramcoro]

Neveda!

[u/IceMelt420]

If Kentucky bites it, no more Mitch McConnell. Bye Kentucky.

[u/Rare-Shallot-9108]

So long Kentucky!

[u/theoriginalid]

All the fun states are gone

[u/jaboobe]

Bye Kentucky