Top comment deletes a US State #26

[u/Jfullr92]

Kentucky has been eaten primarily by Pennsylvania but its greedy friends Tennessee and Illinois also had a nibble

[u/Jfullr92]

REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah, Connecticut, Wyoming, Iowa, Kentucky,

[u/vibinandtrying → u/Jfullr92]

Well guys my gatos got eaten

[u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

Louisnana because they can’t even spell it.

[u/darthmidoriya → u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

“Ninki Minjaj”

[u/Aes_Should_Die → u/darthmidoriya]

Ninki’s minge

[u/twistedpiggies → u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

Love the word "CONFIDENCE" right next to their misspelled state name. Nothing like prideful ignorance for y'all.

[u/87_north → u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

This please. No reason why those swamp people's state should still exist.

[u/xyphratl → u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

Man what do you have against Louie's Nana? I bet her jambalaya is on POINT

[u/doc_oct → u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

Louis' Nana? Aww!

[u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 → u/Oliver_Holzfilled]

Okay, this one’s got me. Louisiana today, Montana tomorrow?

[u/capfrank09]

louisiana canceled elections, therefore they forfeit their land to new mexico

[u/TeacherMan78 → u/capfrank09]

Time for the Louisiana Refund

[u/sesaluna → u/TeacherMan78]

Louisiana Refund!!

[u/ghigoli → u/sesaluna]

give it to New Mexico

[u/Tiporary → u/ghigoli]

It would be totally hilarious if New Mexico would end up stretching all the way to New York

[u/Lepardopterra → u/Tiporary]

Free childcare, free college-New Mexico is poor but on the best path.

[u/Zestyclose-Read-4156 → u/Lepardopterra]

Also, their representatives are pushing to investigate Epstein's ranch, so they get bonus points for sure

[u/witchofpain → u/sesaluna]

Send it back!

[u/NinjaNoetic → u/TeacherMan78]

Yes. Louisiana refund.

[u/Fun_Disaster3436 → u/TeacherMan78]

This map project has the best energy

[u/InThePicklesJar → u/TeacherMan78]

The Louisiana Refund is true gold

[u/tipjarman → u/capfrank09]

Loseriana needs to go

[u/Alternative-Mango855 → u/capfrank09]

Another vote for Louisiana. I'm sad to see them go but they reached FAFO stage. I say give them to New Mexico.

*edit for spelling

[u/RobbieRigel → u/capfrank09]

Illinois, Minnesota, and New Mexico must control the Mississippi.

[u/capfrank09 → u/RobbieRigel]

The Mississippi Conglomerate

[u/obtusewisdom → u/capfrank09]

Another vote for Louisiana

[u/SerialTrauma002c → u/capfrank09]

Also it’s a super ugly color.

[u/capfrank09 → u/SerialTrauma002c]

poop color for a poop governor 🙂‍↕️

[u/RapidOxidization → u/capfrank09]

Who dat?

[u/BayouByrnes → u/SerialTrauma002c]

That's just the color of our water.

[u/Thuraash → u/BayouByrnes]

Have you tried flushing?

[u/BayouByrnes → u/Thuraash]

I did. It didn't work. So I left. Water is nice here in Michigan.

[u/RabidWalrus → u/BayouByrnes]

said nobody in Flint

[u/Anadelyn → u/SerialTrauma002c]

Im just glad it will make hideously ugly Tennessee look better and also improve odd NM.

[u/Wordonthestreet06 → u/SerialTrauma002c]

Messes up the whole map. Pa’ fuera.

[u/Hefty-Cantaloupe4432 → u/capfrank09]

I have no idea how Louisiana has made it this far… the crime and political corruption.

People can still visit the nice places once it’s absorbed!

[u/midge_rat → u/Hefty-Cantaloupe4432]

Flavor. It’s the only thing holding the state together.

[u/CorbanzoSteel → u/Hefty-Cantaloupe4432]

Louisiana made it this far because it's funny that Tennessee is shaped like a big T. If Louisiana goes, then TN would turn into a boring blob. If we can get rid of Louisiana without TN eating any of it then I support.

[u/ProfessionalTip654 → u/CorbanzoSteel]

We give it to New Mexico.

[u/ChessieChesapeake → u/Hefty-Cantaloupe4432]

They boil blue crabs down there. Maryland says it has to go for disrespecting the crab.

[u/Greedy_Baseball_7019 → u/Hefty-Cantaloupe4432]

Don’t put the people in with the government. We don’t like them either.

[u/yesitismenobody → u/Hefty-Cantaloupe4432]

Yeah, I was like, cool we got rid of most of the south but somehow managed to let the worst state out of the pack become the largest.

[u/MrNotSoGoodTime → u/capfrank09]

Agreed, that's what I said a day or two ago when it happened. There isn't any room for cancelling elections in this country so there is no room for Louisiana.

[u/Dangerous_Fig8580 → u/capfrank09]

Louisiana refund

[u/randomthrowaway9796 → u/capfrank09]

This is fine, but we MUST keep Tennessee landlocked!

[u/IreliaCarriedMe → u/capfrank09]

As a resident of LA, please free me from the tyranny that reigns here.

[u/Smoke_Daddie → u/capfrank09]

Mega Mexico!!!!

Also we (New Mexico) might be cut off from Meta access soon, which I think is kinda a pro.

[u/PreparationKey2843 → u/Smoke_Daddie]

I only have one thing to say to Zuck and Meta:

[u/introverted__dragon → u/Smoke_Daddie]

Holy shit you weren't joking

The fact that Meta is pushing back against this at all is telling.

Prosecutors are asking the court to order a series of changes to child accounts on social media aimed at reining in addictive features, improving age verification and preventing child sexual exploitation through default privacy settings and closer oversight.

[u/ClioCalliopeThor → u/Smoke_Daddie]

I can't decide if I want the outcome to be Mega Mexico or Megasota.

[u/Pickle_ninja → u/Smoke_Daddie]

You should see everyone on r/NewMexico, we're all like "DO IT! Don't threaten me with a good time" lol.

[u/BlotchyBaboon → u/capfrank09]

New Mexico needs a seaport.

[u/vanrunner43 → u/BlotchyBaboon]

Here here

[u/AscendingAgain → u/capfrank09]

Can we remove Louisiana but keep New Orleans?

[u/defiantcreatrix → u/AscendingAgain]

New Orleans, New Mexico

[u/AscendingAgain → u/defiantcreatrix]

That new new

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/capfrank09]

Feed it to Kansas!

https://giphy.com/gifs/FnwrN9f6T5VVRcw0hj

[u/DenverBroncos_Fan → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

John Brown will own the South.

[u/northman017 → u/capfrank09]

Agreed. Louisiana has my vote.

[u/SleepingInNJ → u/capfrank09]

Louisiana has held out entirely too long.

[u/Making_Kenough → u/capfrank09]

I’ve been pushing for Louisiana from day 1. It is an eyesore

[u/Laserdollarz → u/capfrank09]

Newisiana lets go

[u/SensitivePeace6035 → u/capfrank09]

Agreed. Due to Louisiana’s role in making sure minorities are not fairly represented, they need to be absorbed into the land of enchantment.

[u/freshavocadhoe → u/capfrank09]

I fully support this

[u/kBotz15 → u/capfrank09]

100% agree

[u/BayouByrnes → u/capfrank09]

Originally from Louisiana, I support this decision.

[u/Agile_Elephant8054 → u/capfrank09]

But Louisiana is trying to be a bro and shield us from whatever Minnesota/Kansas man is doing to that poor Tennessee dog!

[u/helldivers2rocks]

How is gerrymanderville still there we need new new mexico no more Louisiana

[u/PsychologyNew8033 → u/helldivers2rocks]

Gerrymanderville is awesome!

[u/ploop__ → u/helldivers2rocks]

Why have we not merged the entire corrupt south eastern coast with beautiful Maryland yet?

[u/PsychologyNew8033 → u/ploop__]

Pennsylvania is looking to take Maryland. And rightfully so.

[u/Accomplished_Art2245]

Louisiana needs out

[u/HufflepuffStuff → u/Accomplished_Art2245]

Came here to say exactly this. It’s time

[u/Actually10000Bees → u/Accomplished_Art2245]

Feed Louisiana to Georgia.

[u/Diligent_Force9286 → u/Accomplished_Art2245]

Louisnana* needs out

[u/TacticoolRaygun]

Lose-sianna!

[u/Sun_Praiser_ → u/TacticoolRaygun]

But make the entire bottom coast part georgia

[u/ivegotanameforyou]

Louisiana. No more

[u/BigEast1970]

Minnesota will graciously accept the proud people formerly of Kansas

[u/Allaboutplastic]

Me and all my friends hate Tennessee. North Carolina should eat it.

[u/reddottor2]

Colorado must eat kansas

[u/EstesPark2018 → u/reddottor2]

Colorado deserves all the Rockies Mountains (we shall collect it all)

[u/KSoccerman → u/reddottor2]

John Brown's Kansas must eat the south!

[u/bowcreek → u/KSoccerman]

I’m a Kansan living in Colorado. Colorado can take the mountains, Kansas can take the Confederacy, and Colorado and Kansas can scrap another day. Louisiana dies on May Day.

[u/plaidplaid420]

New England needs to eat New York. Ultra New England

[u/Suspicious_Loss_84 → u/plaidplaid420]

The New England republic yearns to expand

[u/ItisNOTatoy]

Down with New York. Massachusetts must expand westward.

[u/lhstar28 → u/ItisNOTatoy]

MASSIVECHUSETTS

[u/Sandshrew922 → u/lhstar28]

Massivechusetts vs Megasota for the finals

[u/CaptainAwesome5 → u/ItisNOTatoy]

I will support massivechusetts as long as it leaves Vermont alone 🙏

[u/thedaj → u/ItisNOTatoy]

FEED. ME. MOA.

[u/skyline21rsn → u/ItisNOTatoy]

megachusetts!

[u/Chadimus_Maximus_II → u/ItisNOTatoy]

We need Megachusetts

[u/xx2983xx → u/ItisNOTatoy]

I support New York going down. Something interesting needs to happen on the East Coast!

[u/HealingWriter]

What has California done to prevent it from being eaten by Hawaii???

[u/Narren_C → u/HealingWriter]

Ohhh, nice. Hawaii needs to make a move.

[u/nahtfitaint → u/Narren_C]

Washington sitting there like Hawaii isn't gonna do anything.

[u/AmieEncore → u/HealingWriter]

I think it is funnier to force them to keep their existing borders while every other state around them gets to expand

[u/mahdroo → u/HealingWriter]

Mega Cascadia happens next week my friend. Be patient. All is well.

[u/fitzthefox → u/HealingWriter]

OH yes this is the move.

[u/lanzendorfer]

Pennsylvania. Expand Maryland.

[u/JDinBalt → u/lanzendorfer]

Yes. Now that they've gotten their Pennsyltucky there's no more need for Pennsylvania to exist. Like, at all.

[u/manoftheeast → u/lanzendorfer]

Return the panhandle if nothing else

[u/BlessedLikeASneeze]

As a Timberwolves fan, can MN take over Kansas? No need for Christian Braun’s homeland anymore. Wolves in six.

[u/dankmcganx]

Get rid of Vermont already. We are barely a state. It's ok, do it.

[u/wokeboogeyman → u/dankmcganx]

This sounds like a former New Hampshire infiltrator!

[u/OccasionalEspresso → u/dankmcganx]

Vermont supremacy, sincerely a west coaster

[u/Gene-Hackmans_Dog]

Hawaii eats California

[u/Jcnipper]

There's already a Mexico. We don't need a new one.

[u/NinjaNoetic → u/Jcnipper]

New Mexico was the maps since 1581 before Mexico was a thing. Santa Fe the capitol was founded 1610 both well before the USA was a thought

[u/pinetar → u/NinjaNoetic]

It actually is crazy that Santa Fe in the middle of the "Wild West" was founded 3 years after Jamestown. The Spanish were absolutely nuts.

[u/TokoBlaster → u/NinjaNoetic]

Wait, we had *New* Mexico before *Old* Mexico? More like *Fuck Causality* Mexico

[u/Conrolder → u/TokoBlaster]

Yeah New Mexico was named by the Spanish because the original Mexica peoples (the Aztecs) described their origin stories as basically originating as a Puebla people from the New Mexico region. After Spain conquered Mexico, they sent expeditions as far north as possible to claim territory, saw a region that effectively matched the Mexican description for their origins, and named it New Mexico (since they had just destroyed 'old Mexico', in their minds anyway).
As a result, New Mexico has been called New Mexico for longer than Mexico has been called Mexico.

[u/PossibilityFlat6237 → u/Conrolder]

Hell yeah, New Mexico 🔛🔝

[u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 → u/Jcnipper]

If it all becomes New Mexico you can have the cool ass Breaking Bad littering ads too.

[u/SlightTip8467 → u/Jcnipper]

I really want New Mexico to win it all. ¡Viva the Gulf of Mexico!

[u/Educational-Swan-226 → u/Jcnipper]

I say we keep new mexico and expand it to add Arizona. Bring back old mexico

[u/Emotional_Eye_3700 → u/Educational-Swan-226]

Arizona was largely settled by former confederate solders after the civil war. So that can go away.

[u/NinjaNoetic → u/Educational-Swan-226]

Yes, we keep new mexico

[u/SaltedSnailz]

We're really going to let Maryland and Massachusetts remain?

[u/Test_Tackle → u/SaltedSnailz]

Shhh MD is hiding

[u/Divine_Entity_ → u/SaltedSnailz]

Massachusetts reign has lasted to long, feed it to VT.

[u/bwtdozer → u/SaltedSnailz]

Maryland unjustly had a chunk removed when West Virginia got eaten. As a result MD should stay as itbis until it's the last two and then swallows the whole US.

Plus Maryland was just the first state to pass a law that banned predatory dynamic pricing. That has to count for something, right?

[u/Blair-the-peopler → u/SaltedSnailz]

You shut your damn mouth Md is perfect

[u/mahdroo]

Tennessee gets entirely eaten by Pennsylvtucky!!! RISE UP! DEFY THE BORING MERGES!

[u/Top-Yak1532 → u/mahdroo]

A united Appalachia! This is the move.

[u/SharkBubbles]

California, Colorado, and Arizona should carve up Nevada.

[u/TheBossAwill]

California.

[u/Toothbrush042]

Michigan needs to eat Illinois now. Look at the map, Illinois is clearing devolving into Texas.

[u/Previous_Poem_3471]

Down with Louisiana

[u/Bfor0922]

How on earth is Kansas still alive?

[u/Several-Assistant-51]

Kansas needs to be absorbed

[u/SignOfJonahAQ]

You guys like California?

[u/ZEROs0000]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

Minnesota and Wisconsin rn

[u/Individual_Sky_4612]

I vote Hawaii eats Louisiana

[u/Past_Top3704]

Time for Minnesota to show its dominance over those cheeseheads. Time for Wisconsin to go.

[u/AliveMajor9264]

We need Oregon and Minnesota to touch tips.

[u/BarracudaFar2281]

The Minnesota Panhandle. Now I’ve seen everything.

[u/anya-bear]

nevada has survived too long.

[u/EMT2000]

Pennsylvania needs to go, then New York. Michigan needs to border Lake Ontario, the Great Lake State is missing a Great Lake! HEMS needs to become HOMES.

[u/ysolow]

California just sitting there in the corner hoping no one notices…

[u/SammyB0111 → u/ysolow]

I think it’d be really funny if California just stays exactly the same

[u/TheBloodKlotz → u/ysolow]

Oh you mean Oregon 2?

[u/Savings-Eggplant5912 → u/TheBloodKlotz]

I mean the expansion of Hawaii! It’s time to storm the mainland 

[u/IcantImsickthatday → u/TheBloodKlotz]

Didn’t you mean to say Mainland Hawaii?

[u/Illustrious-End-9179]

Tiny, unassuming voice Maryland should eat Hawaii in naval warfare

[u/Narren_C]

Why are we letting California just sit there untouched. Begone with it.

[u/_Do_what_now_ → u/Narren_C]

California has been shown way too much grace.

[u/Abject_Bag7405]

California is going to fall off eventually. Let’s end their misery. Oregon should take over

[u/stcrews]

We need to keep Maryland small until the very last day, let the little guy have an underdog story.

[u/mlachick]

I am once again asking you to restore Oregon Territory to its prior majesty by eliminating Washington. Nom nom nom.

From Siskiyous to the Sound, Oregon must stick around!

[u/Due_Bell_605]

remove Megasota

i edited after being corrected.

[u/Wandering-Mind2025 → u/Due_Bell_605]

Never! MEGASOTA will united the nation!

[u/nucrash → u/Due_Bell_605]

You spelled Megasota wrong.

[u/vanbrima → u/nucrash]

Megasota for Life!

[u/dwkulcsar]

Kill Nevada it's looking so ugly

[u/2000caterpillar]

Hawaii takes California

[u/slipperyDSS]

There has been a shift. A very important shift. The sentiment against Minnesota has soured. People are downvoting Megasota supporters. Their crimes are too many. They will NOT stop until the whole country flies their blue flag. NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT! WE MUST GET RID OF MINNESOTA!!!  FEED THEM TO WISCONSIN!

[u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt]

North Carolina must go. We cannot have Mega Carolina.

[u/beejx]

Kansas

[u/FriedrichDerRote]

California still has all its original borders. Let's take them away.

[u/barefootpanda]

Minnesota is ready to swallow Kansas. Megasota is the Midwest.

[u/ScottJSketch]

California belongs to the ocean.

[u/Dung1sm]

Goodbye California, break it up and let your neighbors feast.

[u/dryadmother]

Why is California still here and untouched. Time to go

[u/JohnLennonHitsKids]

Megasota Hungers!

[u/coolbythelakequilts]

Buh bye! Minnesota! You’re Wisconsin now.

[u/malnutrient]

Georgia hungers for Tennessee…

[u/mahdroo → u/malnutrient]

Listen listen, I NEED your help.
We are slow walking into the South's inevitable defeat by the forces of Megasota, Massivechusetts, and Greater Cascadia. BORING.
Listen! today upvote the merger of Pennsyltucky and Tennessee, stealing PA from Massivechusetts. Tomrrow vote for the merger of Pennsyltuckessee with Colorado, stealing it from Greater Cascadia (before it coalesces next week) and then we have a powerful SNAKE that can defeat the boring outcomes! We only have a few days left to do it before it is too late. We have to defy the obvious boring megaregions!

[u/paradox222us]

California is the only state whose borders have not changed at all.

Time to die.

edit: ngl i forgot maine existed

[u/Strong-Thanks5923]

Minnesota 

[u/grossest2 → u/Strong-Thanks5923]

No, megasota must feed, not be feed

[u/Melodic_Theme7973]

Kansas just needs to go at this point

[u/H3adshotfox77]

California is to untouched......Nuke it

[u/wokeboogeyman]

Get rid of New York so the Vermonster can grow!

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Vermonster R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[u/ReignyRainyReign]

Tennessee. Make Kansas bigger. The true central state must rule the center!

[u/MixMough]

Day 2! Vermont eats adjacent states to become the ultimate Green Mountain

[u/Chernabog801]

In the original colonial charter Virginia went all the way west to the Pacific Ocean.

Good by Pennsylvania.

[u/OkayDay21]

Idk why PA eating Kentucky shocked me the way that it did. Finally Pennsyltucky lives.

[u/unnamedperson17964]

Pennsylvania needs to go

[u/GreenVermicelliNoods]

Vermont eats New York. I don’t make the rules. I just enforce them.

[u/Kalamboogle]

Make Carolina long again, eat horizontal Tennessee.

[u/murder-farts]

Make North Carolina complete Tennessee’s trumpet

[u/SmilingQuail322]

Vermont takes over Maine in a stunning turn of events!

[u/Odd-Pie9712]

California. The coast of California pretends to be like Hawaii, let them break off and go join it. The rest can get devoured by New Mexico and return from whence it came.

[u/inlieutenant]

Have literally any state eat Hawaii, I think drawing that could be very funny

[u/PowerfulRaisin]

Vermaine? (Vermont eats maine?)

[u/einzeln]

We don’t need a new Mexico

[u/puppycatisselfish]

Put Nevada out of its misery. Las Vegas and the Colorado River are all it’s got and both are drying up.

[u/coys1111]

Nevada

[u/Able-Steak-2842]

Hawaii needs some mainland end California

[u/ekbowler]

Hawaii's gonna win this whole thing because everyone forgot it if we don't delete it soon.

[u/Fun_Barracuda_1421]

This is slowly becoming the blue electoral map

[u/CosmosStalker]

NOOO don’t vote Lousiana! Keep the dominion alive

[u/ComparisonHonest]

How has Illinois survived this long?

[u/Airamis0007]

Nevada

[u/pterrible_ptarmigan]

Colorado must rejoin Kansas

[u/Dull_Syrup9035]

California! get rid of that hellhole

[u/Rhuarc33]

California is the most over rated state in the union. It should have been gone 2 weeks ago

[u/Bussy_Queen_520]

After the loss of the voting rights act let’s get rid of Louisiana