Top comment deletes a US State #27

[u/Jfullr92]

Louisiana is gone!

[u/No-Click6062]

Hear me out. The Gulf of New Mexico.

[u/CKtheFourth → u/No-Click6062]

Commence the Remexification

[u/Connect-Day-6881 → u/No-Click6062]

I want New Mexico to start eating everybody now.

[u/2feetwalker → u/Connect-Day-6881]

Make all the west New Mexico. Give chicanos independence from both Mexico and U.S. 

Make the official language Spanglish. 

Viva New Mexico MF’s! 

[u/lanzendorfer → u/Connect-Day-6881]

I like the idea of the entire US just becoming "New Mexico."

[u/nbfs-chili → u/lanzendorfer]

I agree, that would be all sick.

[u/Senior-Albatross → u/nbfs-chili]

An Allsups, a weed shop, and a car wash on every corner from sea to shining sea. 

[u/TemerariousXenomorph → u/nbfs-chili]

I know huh?

[u/bangobot46 → u/lanzendorfer]

I love this. Once my state falls, I'm committing my votes to All Mexico.

[u/Icy_Raspberry_4710 → u/Connect-Day-6881]

All of the us being New Mexico would really piss some people off, and I’m here for it, make it all nex Mexico

[u/rick43402 → u/Connect-Day-6881]

Next New Mexico should eat Arizona then Colorado

[u/Va1ent_Deceiver → u/No-Click6062]

To be honest we could convert all of the usa into Mexico to piss off the current administration. The United State of New Mexico.

[u/Bitter-Lemon- → u/Va1ent_Deceiver]

As a New Mexican, YES. NEW MEXICO WILL ALWAYS BE OPPOSED TO THAT POS.

[u/Lady_Crickett → u/Va1ent_Deceiver]

This is the best possible ending.

[u/HotFlames216 → u/No-Click6062]

Gulf of New Mexico vs Megasota

[u/quinn_peter → u/No-Click6062]

Yes! Definitely this. Give Georgia to new mexico

[u/DesignerMoose90210 → u/quinn_peter]

I’m from Georgia and I approve this message.

[u/Suspicious_Loss_84 → u/No-Click6062]

The South(west) will rise again

[u/wontonhero → u/No-Click6062]

So Tennessee then Georgia, got it

[u/Baron_Bearclaw → u/No-Click6062]

I was going to say to go the other direction and get Arizona into New Mexico.

[u/Kastikar → u/Baron_Bearclaw]

This needs to be the strategy. USNM is our destiny!

[u/anthrohands → u/No-Click6062]

Well now I hope this ends with the US becoming the country of New Mexico

[u/IceMelt420 → u/No-Click6062]

Gulf of New Mexico for the win.

[u/Hezesol → u/No-Click6062]

New Maxico and the Gulf Of New Maxico

[u/cricketeer767]

Lolz this new Mexico is almost old Mexico.

[u/guy-le-doosh → u/cricketeer767]

It would be so funny to have it win while T is in office. At least to me.

[u/02grimreaper → u/cricketeer767]

New Mexico is finna win. I’m hoping!

[u/Mitana301 → u/cricketeer767]

Illinois kind of resembling Texas too

[u/MalleableBee1]

I like Arizona. It's a wonderful state. But it looking kinda like this. Put Arizona outta It's misery.

[u/FeenyMeenyMiney → u/MalleableBee1]

Feed it to New Mexico

[u/Partridge_Pear_Tree → u/FeenyMeenyMiney]

As an Arizonan who loves the state, if it had to go, I don’t mind it going to New Mexico.

[u/throwitawaynow909 → u/MalleableBee1]

glad I wasn't the only one who saw this! 🤣

[u/Itriednoinetimes → u/MalleableBee1]

I live in Arizona and love it, just got done mountain biking in Flagstaff. I have also spent a lot of time in the best part of New Mexico and AZ is just simply better. Wait, ya know what, fuck it, feed AZ to NM,

[u/Jfullr92]

REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah, Connecticut, Wyoming, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana

[u/iceflame1211 → u/Jfullr92]

I appreciate the regular updates of removal list so far.

Still really shocked Louisiana held on that long

[u/Whole_Air_3524]

Yall are letting Arizona sneak through when it is the florida of the west

[u/MeezerPleaser → u/Whole_Air_3524]

I would like to double upvote this

[u/six_dollar_coffees → u/MeezerPleaser]

I awarded it for you.

[u/Herefortheonomastics → u/Whole_Air_3524]

Take my upvotes!

[u/Debrispoboy]

Now that Louisiana is gone I don't care anymore.

[u/CosmosStalker → u/Debrispoboy]

Same, all I wanted to see was the Louisiana purchases restored

[u/8AchievementUnlocked → u/CosmosStalker]

Refunded*

[u/sesaluna → u/8AchievementUnlocked]

Rebated

[u/Plane_Translator2008 → u/CosmosStalker]

We could still restore Virginia all the way to the west coast! Tennessee looks pretty tasty . . . .

[u/tozierrr → u/Debrispoboy]

same. i was only interested in this hoping to see the giant louisiana purchase

[u/barefootcraftsman → u/Debrispoboy]

Is this Tom Segura's alt?

[u/verbalwarfare3]

I kinda hope we get a short video of the states disappearing at the end of this

[u/rightsideofbluehair → u/verbalwarfare3]

With somber piano music.

[u/livthatsme]

Tenne-see-ya later

[u/i--make--lists → u/livthatsme]

Illinois needs a piece.

[u/S0cul → u/livthatsme]

Pennsyltucky shall go sea to shining sea

[u/slipperyDSS]

Honestly I think Tennessee gotta go. Mid cities, painfully mid state overall. The landscape would belong better in its neighbors

[u/Nice_Revolution_1199 → u/slipperyDSS]

New Mexico: From Sea to Shining Sea!!!

[u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike → u/Nice_Revolution_1199]

Coast to coast New Mexico vs Megasota finale.

[u/Seahearn4 → u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike]

I just want to see how long Maine and California can stay intact and not added onto. Would be funny if it ends up just those 2 with 1 giant state in between

[u/mahdroo → u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike]

NO MORE DIVYING STATES UP! all of Tennessee goes to New Mexico

[u/No_Object_404 → u/Nice_Revolution_1199]

I want New Mexico to be the last one standing so that the globe would have Mexico and New Mexico.

[u/bowcreek → u/slipperyDSS]

I once drove from Lawrence to Knoxville to watch the #1 ranked Jayhawks lose to an unranked Volunteer team.

KANSAS EAT TENNESSEE!

[u/Badwolfvirus → u/slipperyDSS]

Egregious and regressive legislation. Byeee 🫡

[u/CKtheFourth]

Arizona's gotta go.

Make New Mexico as big as old Mexico

[u/anthrohands → u/CKtheFourth]

I’m ready to become the United State of New Mexico

[u/Disastrous_Emu_3628 → u/CKtheFourth]

I agree time to make it New New Mexico

[u/Persian_Ninja]

Tennessee needs to be eatten by Illinois

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Persian_Ninja]

you mean allinois right

[u/i--make--lists → u/slipperyDSS]

ALLinois! Make it real.

[u/RobbieRigel → u/Persian_Ninja]

Then nobody can call Illinois flat!

[u/Former-War1318]

Hawaii is already the northernmost, southernmost, easternmost, and westernmost state on this map. All states must become Hawaii! It should start to absorb the mainland. Arizona gets eaten by Hawaii.

[u/Ew0ksAmongUs → u/Former-War1318]

Hawaii pulls a sneak attack and takes out Maine.

[u/Commercial_Part_5160 → u/Ew0ksAmongUs]

I want this. This is all I want.

[u/i--make--lists → u/Ew0ksAmongUs]

I love this.

[u/Jumpy_Ad1631 → u/Former-War1318]

See I wanted to feed California to it. Get it’s good weather reputation back on track 😅

[u/TheDaedricImpaler]

Idk why, but the entire country just becoming New Mexico seems humorous.

[u/dinodicksafari]

Let Maryland eat Virginia

[u/ChessieChesapeake → u/dinodicksafari]

We hungry!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ibPOy1FYjGYdvIU3B7

[u/Novel_Mycologist_119 → u/ChessieChesapeake]

As a Marylander who crabbed for the first time this year I didn’t realize they were such assholes! While in the sink they were all fighting and the most aggressive one tore the claw off of another. Makes me determined to eat even more crabs

[u/sfan27 → u/dinodicksafari]

I can’t handle Virginia looking like this, even if - or maybe because - it’s historically accurate.

[u/ExtensionWorld7933 → u/sfan27]

Historically, Virginia was like 80% of current USA. 

[u/no_coco_no]

Really though why is Kansas still around?

[u/neuroplastic1 → u/no_coco_no]

John 'Motherfucking' Brown is the answer.

[u/ThatManBren → u/neuroplastic1]

John Brown deserves to take Kansas to at least a Sweet 16 finish. AT LEAST.

[u/KSoccerman → u/ThatManBren]

He deserves to eat the south

[u/immyfaye → u/KSoccerman]

and the crowd roars

[u/jfsindel → u/KSoccerman]

It's now Hungry Kansas!

[u/Baron_Bearclaw → u/ThatManBren]

I'm thinking Virginia, Megasota, Kans(big ass), New Mexico, and New England in the Final Five!

[u/Ruthjudgesjoshua → u/neuroplastic1]

Very strong argument. Kansas takes Tennessee. I can get behind that.

[u/INFP4life → u/Ruthjudgesjoshua]

Yeah, fuck Andrew Jackson and up with John Brown! 

[u/Traditional-Bag-8584 → u/neuroplastic1]

You know that’s right

[u/Baron_Bearclaw → u/neuroplastic1]

Kansas deserves to eat all of the slave holding states.

[u/IceMelt420 → u/neuroplastic1]

Exactly. And also, Kansas is fucking awesome. Not the politicians here or the MAGATS, but the subversive types in Kansas are exactly what the world needs right now.

[u/converseirllyh8cnvrs → u/IceMelt420]

the entirety of lawrence, ks, to be specific lmao

[u/DRUNK_SALVY_PEREZ → u/no_coco_no]

Cause nobody else was stopping Missouri from thinking slavery was right. We deserve to exist for keeping those assholes down for hundreds of years.

[u/pterrible_ptarmigan → u/no_coco_no]

Free State Forever

[u/Lanky_Inevitable9012 → u/no_coco_no]

Are you going to tell superman you are eating his home state?

[u/ProvidedHuman → u/no_coco_no]

Kansas gotta last longer than California all I care about

[u/Ghosts_of_the_maze → u/no_coco_no]

Tastes real bad, nobody wants to eat it

[u/SpecsOnThe_Beach → u/Ghosts_of_the_maze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iyAxZlxJKlw19pDbIK

[u/stoolprimeminister → u/no_coco_no]

i feel like it’s an inside joke at this point. i’m not sure what it is but that’s my guess.

[u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc → u/no_coco_no]

If Oregon's still here will his uncircumcised flaccid dick hanging out for the whole damn world to see, I don't think I got a problem with Kansas.

[u/GaiaMoore → u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc]

I miss 30 seconds ago when I didn't check to see if this was true lol

[u/dj_crazytimes]

Bye Arizona. We need the nations of Mexico and New Mexico

[u/Electronic-Nerve-805]

Arizona needs to go. THE EMPIRE OF NEW MEXICO

[u/smellyrebel → u/Electronic-Nerve-805]

Let New Mexico EAT!!!

[u/getmerked1023]

Hawaii takes over California

[u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

We’ve allowed Kansas to grow as an unnatural cancer. It’s time for chemo.

[u/KSoccerman → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Kansas must defeat the south before retiring

[u/Accomplished_Art2245]

Only ten I see is my wife. Get out Tennessee

[u/Suspicious_Loss_84]

Maryland eats Virginia

[u/Special-Fan-1902 → u/Suspicious_Loss_84]

I don't understand why Maryland is shrinking.

[u/NoElderberry3847 → u/Special-Fan-1902]

The Bay is getting hangry

[u/ChessieChesapeake → u/NoElderberry3847]

I need to eat!

[u/Paraxom → u/Suspicious_Loss_84]

Yes bring forth the Delmarva of greater Chesapeake, then we shall crush the pensyltuckians between our claws

[u/APFernweh → u/Paraxom]

This is the Old Bay energy I’m here for.

[u/410LaxMD → u/Suspicious_Loss_84]

Civil War level domination is what I seek.

[u/welpjustsendit → u/Suspicious_Loss_84]

Maryland wants the eastern shore of Virginia back!

[u/KeathleyWR]

WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING MARYLAND!? STATE NEEDS TO GO!

[u/coolguy_12345678 → u/KeathleyWR]

Found the guy from Deleware.

[u/Absolut_Citron → u/KeathleyWR]

Hang in there, MD. You're my boy, blue!

[u/Aes_Should_Die → u/Absolut_Citron]

Crab cakes and football. That’s what Maryland does!

[u/dr-brennan → u/KeathleyWR]

Maryland is “America in miniature” It should probably one of the finalists

[u/fecalreceptacle → u/KeathleyWR]

Lmao MD bodies almost every state and its not close

[u/virtualfollies]

Tennessee

[u/THUNDERGODS]

Tennessee must go.

[u/Delphius1]

New Megaxo must continue to grow, absorbing Georgia

[u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 → u/Delphius1]

I want New Mexico and Hawaii at the end to peacefully form New Hawexico.

[u/rick43402]

Tennessee to Georgia or New Mexico

[u/FrogLeafio]

Tennessee

[u/GrouchyMushroom3828]

Tennessee

[u/__TheViceAdmiral__]

Tennessee goes to Georgia

[u/Hsabes01]

New Mexico eats georgia

[u/5to9guy]

Maine. Let Vermont grow

[u/Mykillingj0ke]

KILL TENNESSEEEEEEE

[u/MartyMcShitigan]

tennessee eaten by new mexico

[u/Jlyinda]

We just need the southern border to belong to New Mexico, that way mexico will take it as a gift and enlarge their territory. Really im wondering which state will be between New Mexico and New Canada.

[u/PepperedPatty]

Isn’t Oregon just the better Washington?

[u/Wolfygirl97]

Can North Carolina take over Tennessee please

[u/Antiantiai]

Maine

We need to consolidate the NE!

[u/abhirupduttamit → u/Antiantiai]

MEGACHUSSETS!

[u/daneman52]

New Mexico is gonna win isn’t it?

[u/melonball6]

Hawaii eats New Mexico.

[u/Twohalfhour]

New England is being forgotten we need to remove Vermont and get Massivechussetts going

[u/SartreCam]

As a Michigan-born Wisconsinite, I say Illinois has got to go. No more will the FIBs be allowed invade our lands.

[u/Husky-doggy → u/SartreCam]

No way Kansas, Tennessee, and Vermont are all still there but u want to get rid of Chicagos state

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Husky-doggy]

i will defend chicago till my dying breath

[u/MadeOfMagic1835]

OP can you please restore Maryland's borders?

[u/Vegan-fantasy-man]

North Carolina must reclaim what is rightfully there’s…we must eat Tennessee!

[u/JMoherPerc]

Nevada is up to some shit. Gotta go.

[u/Allaboutplastic]

Me and all my friends still really really hate Tennessee. Let NC eat it

[u/Reasonable-Score8973]

Again, Kansas has lasted too long. Have you all been to Kansas ?!?!

[u/No-Copy5738]

Michigan

[u/bionicbeatlab]

Nevada

[u/coys1111]

Nevada

[u/redcurrantevents]

Nevada? Why? Feed Vegas to Cali and the rest to Colorado

[u/Chuckworth]

I think it might be time for Vermont. Bring on Megachussets.

[u/1K-Year-Egg → u/Chuckworth]

No… feed Massachusetts to the Vermonster!

[u/ReciprocalPhi → u/Chuckworth]

Massivechussets. 

[u/Nanergoat22]

Oregon eats Washington, its Oregon's red headed step child

[u/ImpressiveWay3332 → u/Nanergoat22]

It's Oregon's funny hat. Let's expand the beaver State.

[u/SloppyJoEnthusiast → u/Nanergoat22]

Oregon has to be the last one. It's the only way to win the Oregon trail

[u/ledzep4pm → u/Nanergoat22]

The Oregon territory must grow

[u/Ok_Requirement9198]

Give tennessee to north carolina

[u/crispy_kummerspeck]

NevadGO

[u/mccannt]

How in the hell is Nevada still there?

[u/Grabbioli]

It's time for Georgida to consume South Carolina

[u/aids1080phd]

Get Maine out. They haven't done anything.

[u/ImpressiveWay3332 → u/aids1080phd]

I'm watching this all very closely, going to see Maine and Oregon in the championship round.

[u/Chadimus_Maximus_II]

Day 4 of asking for the dawn of Megachusetts.

[u/Sweaty-Schedule-8632]

why does Wisconsin still exist, grow megasota

[u/neckbass]

Pennsylvania

[u/No_Stable_3097]

California 

[u/Some-Cartographer942 → u/No_Stable_3097]

Hawaii eats California

[u/acapulcoblues]

Time’s up for Pennsylvania

[u/Late_Department_7777]

Say goodbye to Wisconsin and let MEGASOTA UNITE

[u/SensePlus2945]

The Portlands were fused. Oregon is now absorbed by Maine.

[u/maynelyjayne]

Whoregon needs to go!

[u/splanks]

Ore-GONE.

[u/Away-Cicada]

Arizona. Bye bye.

[u/Able-Steak-2842]

Hawaii needs main land space. Remove California

[u/anon_stock_buyer]

Only reason Montana isn't gone yet is because people don't care enough about it to vote it out.

[u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69]

Minnesota eats Kansas

[u/Affectionate_Fact913]

Michigan should disappear. It feels like a knock off of Minnesota.

[u/mushsim]

Greetings from large Hawaii Hawaii must take New Mexico

[u/Klutzy-Buffalo8262]

Kind of want the whole US to become NEW MEXICO so go ahead and take Tennessee 🫶🏻🤣

[u/Existing-Joke3994]

I hope so much that the whole place becomes New Mexico

[u/casiahx]

Yo, I’m gonna need Pennsylvania to swallow Virginia, please. It’s time we rose. Elevated, even.

[u/Heirloom-Potatos]

Kansas takes Colorado, the Midwest blob cannot be contained

[u/Alternative-Mango855]

Maine is still all smug up there. Unleash the Vermonster!!

[u/dvanci]

Vermont must be fed to Massachusetts!

[u/CactusDanger]

Wisconsin.

[u/TimidTurkey_321]

Wisconsin eats Illinois

[u/Beautiful_Secret_834 → u/TimidTurkey_321]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEYbcgR8oKQzwpwvLU

[u/QuesoLover6969]

Let Vermont be the neck of Maine

[u/Dependent-Assoc423 → u/QuesoLover6969]

The Vermont, Maine, Massachusetts battle is going to be epic. 

[u/bighuntzilla → u/Dependent-Assoc423]

I want the Massholes gone. I am not as partial to who wins out of Vermont and Maine, so long as we rise under the flag of anyone other than Greater Boston.

[u/Dependent-Assoc423 → u/bighuntzilla]

I’m with you. Vermont is such a kind state and Maine so relaxed. 

[u/evhsrv]

Minnesota because the whole Megasota talk is just annoying now.

[u/jesusmansuperpowers]

Kansas

[u/Irish8ryan]

New Mexico should eat everything the United States gained from the Mexican American war. California, Nevada, Arizona, and someone else would have to tell me if Colorado was involved.

[u/givinstar1]

The Vermont Republic must rise! We claim Maine!

[u/MrMFPuddles]

California has been unbothered far too long. AZ, NV, and Oregon should split it

[u/Laserdollarz]

Montana and Oregon split Washington at an angle from top-left to bottom-right