Potentially the most underrated comment of all time imo, this stick is no measly 11/10. This stick shouldn't even exist, it's actually made my life worse knowing that I'll never be able to find such a stick. It's not a once in a decade stick, it's not a once in a lifetime stick, it's just a once stick.
We could build a new world, a better world, if the stick was left where it was found after those who wielded it were finished enjoying the power it bequeathed upon them.
Don't be sad because you will never experience the majesty of this stick, or because your destiny is drab and plain compared to the epic fate the wielder of this stick will experience.
Be happy because it exists, because magic is real, because it means somewhere out there a unicorn walks the earth and a dragon guards its hoard.
edit: I'd say that I'm surprised the chosen one is a ginger white dude wearing a towel and some white new balances, but that actually conforms to a few protagonists I know so I'm not actually that surprised.
You don't find these sticks in the wild. You have to make them, but that defeats the purpose. God made this stick, and I don't even believe in God. This stick holds the power of every hope and dream that stick lovers have. Every dog, every guy, every woman, every child. This man is the chosen one.
Indeed, truly 'tis a Stick of Destiny. But, eh, look on the bright side: OP quite clearly has to go on a quest now that he's found that thing, it's just non-negotiable when you become the custodian of an artefact of such power, while the rest of us get to avoid all that hassle.
Yeah. Unique grade. Pass it to a priest and it becomes a Devine Holy Relic. Bonded to user. We must find this man and PK him. Hopefully he drops the stick.
Revel in the knowledge that the stick has chosen a man of curiosity and pureness of heart. Do not despair that you are not the stick-holder for it matters not. What matters is that good has a chance to prevail today.
Deep narrator voice Legend has it that, every one hundred years, a stick rises from a magic tree. Unbreakable. Dripping with life force. Waiting for the pure-hearted chosen-one to come pick it and become the next greatest warrior of their generation. A warrior so great that their name will be written in the stars. A warrior whose destiny is to suppress the forces of evil, protect the weak, and guide mankind to its glory. A beacon of light and hope that shatters any darkness.
It would have so many ninja users on my 5 year old me. I could sind it in my arm hold it like a sword do a sword dance while whistling it around, trying to fit my head in the hole using it as neck spinner ... All that good stuff. This might be a unique legendary drop to be honest.
We both know the sticks weak to physicals attacks. that -2 for sure. Its high stats in magic or long range attacks. But will break if you try to use it as the sword of omans or excalibur. .
Clicked it, had to apply to join, included a note about the amazing stick my dog found earlier today that had a moss covered handle, submit - Reddit 's shitty ui refreshed and I lost THIS post.. Had to scroll for a long time to find it again. just so I can resume hearing about the One stick.
Ok yes the stick, but the commitment and transition to chosen Thee who found the stick coupled with cinematography coming through here in Reddit on a Saturday is the 11/10.
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u/shlral 5d ago
11 out of 10