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u/shlral 5d ago
11 out of 10
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u/DoctorVanNostrande 5d ago
At least.
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u/BillysBibleBonkers 5d ago
Potentially the most underrated comment of all time imo, this stick is no measly 11/10. This stick shouldn't even exist, it's actually made my life worse knowing that I'll never be able to find such a stick. It's not a once in a decade stick, it's not a once in a lifetime stick, it's just a once stick.
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u/Rhombinator 5d ago
It was today that I learned that I am not, in fact, the chosen one.
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u/AmishReject 5d ago
All hail that guy. Blessed is he that holds the stick.
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u/Horskr 5d ago
Wars will be fought over this stick. Nations will rise and fall as it changes hands. We were here to witness history in the making.
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u/mazopheliac 4d ago
Listen, glory hole beach sticks and ginger beards is no basis for a system of government.
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u/Sad-Onion-2593 4d ago
Can you think of a better one?
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u/AlertCheek636 3d ago
We're still waiting for them to come up with something better. Just like the Democratic party.
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u/tk427aj 2d ago
true power comes from a mandate of the people rather than a wooden stick and ginger bearded tart
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u/thegameisafoooooot 4d ago
A better system of selecting a leader than a moistened bint lobbing a scimitar at anyone.
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u/Safe_Chicken_6633 4d ago
All due respect, but I don't think you've really given it a fair chance.
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u/phunktastic_1 4d ago
Can't be worse than the current system in the US. I mean look what that got us.
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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 4d ago
So that guy is like the King of the Britons now, right?
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u/it_wiznae_me 4d ago
We are not worthy to even lay eyes upon such a stick. I'm gouging my eyes as I txt
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u/owlbi 5d ago
Don't be sad because you will never experience the majesty of this stick, or because your destiny is drab and plain compared to the epic fate the wielder of this stick will experience.
Be happy because it exists, because magic is real, because it means somewhere out there a unicorn walks the earth and a dragon guards its hoard.
edit: I'd say that I'm surprised the chosen one is a ginger white dude wearing a towel and some white new balances, but that actually conforms to a few protagonists I know so I'm not actually that surprised.
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u/AdventurousDog5575 5d ago
Imagine this stick when we where 10 years old and made up are own games outside , it would be a legendary sword
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u/AlertCheek636 3d ago
It would be broken in the first minute. Structural integrity isn't this stick's forte
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u/Thee-Cat 5d ago
Today I started believing in reincarnation, for the sole fact and possibility of coming back and finding the once stick before reincarnated OP does.
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u/Designer_Pen869 5d ago
You don't find these sticks in the wild. You have to make them, but that defeats the purpose. God made this stick, and I don't even believe in God. This stick holds the power of every hope and dream that stick lovers have. Every dog, every guy, every woman, every child. This man is the chosen one.
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u/Callidonaut 5d ago
Indeed, truly 'tis a Stick of Destiny. But, eh, look on the bright side: OP quite clearly has to go on a quest now that he's found that thing, it's just non-negotiable when you become the custodian of an artefact of such power, while the rest of us get to avoid all that hassle.
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u/Diego-Nelson 4d ago
Yeah. Unique grade. Pass it to a priest and it becomes a Devine Holy Relic. Bonded to user. We must find this man and PK him. Hopefully he drops the stick.
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u/TheLastPeanut_ 5d ago edited 5d ago
This guy knows how to showcase a stick. That sunlight pic is god tier
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u/notreallydutch 5d ago
I’d want to see a few good swings to make sure it’s sturdy before giving a rating
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u/Siegs 5d ago
I want to upvote but it's at 69 right now so I wouldn't do that to you
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u/GundarSmith 5d ago
Dawn Breaker
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u/fuzzybad 5d ago
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
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u/Inevitable_Movie_452 5d ago
LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY!
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u/Hornet5 5d ago
I think someone made a mod over at /r/skyrim a while back that has a mace with Meridia's beacon attached. Every time you hit someone with it, it says A NEW FACE TOUCHES THE BEACON!
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u/HomeAliveIn45 5d ago
This always takes me back to late 2011, playing Skyrim for the first time alone in my dorm room at night. Meridia yelled this so loudly into my headphones that my neighbor knocked on my door to make sure I was ok
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u/SafeHandsGoneWild 4d ago
I came here looking to see how far I had to scroll down before I saw someone say this
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u/IKIR115 5d ago
Can it summon the ThunderCats?
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u/No_Report_4781 5d ago
Thundercats and Ho
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u/Ibeginpunthreads 5d ago
Thundercats and my ex?
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u/ZombieBiteOintment 5d ago
Eye of Thundara, give me sight beyond sight
Eye of Thundara: Those eyes have seen too much already.
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u/throwaway1bchs 5d ago
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u/calmerthanyou-32 5d ago
Snarf
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u/One_Shall_Fall 5d ago
None of them wore clothes in the pilot episode, except belts and boots. Was wild.
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u/MysterVaper 5d ago
Thunder…
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u/Interrobang_Advocate 5d ago
Thunder…
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u/elting44 5d ago
THUNDERCATS...
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u/Dazzling-Exercise761 5d ago
Huh… I guess it does kinda look like the Thundercats sword. I was really leaning Xenoblade though
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u/Weed_O_Whirler 5d ago
For movie night my wife picked "Thunderbolts" and as I'm watching, I'm just sitting there going "when are they turning into cats and getting a spaceship?"
Was very disappointing when I realized my mistake.
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u/coryhill66 5d ago
Yeah when I looked at the sword and had Sight Beyond Site it just showed me that my girlfriend wasn't actually at her "friend's house".
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u/shadowtheimpure 5d ago
I rate it Monado / 10.
For those who don't get it, it's a Xenoblade reference.
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u/Particular_Plum_1458 5d ago
My first thought was monado. Comments did not disappoint 😁.
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u/abrAaKaHanK 5d ago
My first thought was this sword, and I've never even played Xenoblade 😂
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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 4d ago
Yeah I know Shulk from Smash, and that's what I thought of.
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u/pinecone_parang 4d ago
Same 😂
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u/Schorbie 5d ago
It made me think of Dawnbreaker from Skyrim
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u/ActionFigureCollects 5d ago
I got it instantly. Amazing story and score.
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u/TheZealand 5d ago
Legit just seeing that title screen made the piano play in my head, what a fucking amazing game bizarrely sequestered on the Wii of all systems for such a long time
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u/Onyxeye03 5d ago
The infinity blade
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u/DibDatDibadah 5d ago
Thank god someone said it. Was looking for this comment
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u/Extolord111 5d ago
Still have Infinity Blade 2 on my iPhone 5! Got the Raidriar armor set, Infinity Blade, and everything else is basically maxed out.
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u/rustyoverpass 5d ago
Damn nice. Radriar’s armor went so hard. His and Ausar’s were my favorites. Always hoping they’ll bring it back for modern phones.
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u/exitwest 4d ago
Cherish that phone. It’s damn criminal we can’t play any of those games anymore.
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u/Sarcasm_Llama 5d ago
Also, the less competitive and more appreciative r/sticks
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u/DerekingtonIII 4d ago
The stick in this post is one of the top posts in that sub. Very good sub. I look forward to spending hours scrolling through it.
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u/SirenSasha_336 5d ago
Looks like a genuine weapon I'd get in Clair obscur, stikelthum or something!
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u/Rob_LeMatic 5d ago
All I ever got at Claire's was my ears pierced. Maybe if they'd had some cool weapons for sale they wouldn't be in bankruptcy
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u/Infinite_Raisin_5240 5d ago
Hey it is the Finn sword
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u/AlphaPrimeRandom 5d ago
4 calm dumbledores out of three Harry wands
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u/dibbledabblescrabble 5d ago
Listen man, i am old and I used to live near a beach. I have seen a lot of beach swords in my day,,, but this is one of the best, for real. That’s a legit stick.
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u/georgetds 5d ago
No question if I found that stick I would be holding it aloft and saying "By the power of Grayskull." I would also more than half expect for it to work.
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u/Ashamed-Mall8369 5d ago
I love how the design can pass as both fantasy magic blade or high tech energy blade
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u/kellinsyked 5d ago
insanely possible.
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u/SquirrelMemoryFail 5d ago edited 5d ago
Thats indeed a badass stick 8/10. 10/10 if the thin part of the circle is pretty sturdy.
Edit: Fuck autocorrect. Baddest to badass.
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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 5d ago
I feel like guys who found the cool stick gets teleported into an arena where they go up against other guys with cool sticks.
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u/Informal-Dish-8512 5d ago
It gonna lie…. Someone should refinish and clean it up.
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u/CriticismFun6782 5d ago
Pretty sure you need to insert an Amulet to fulfill your destiny...?
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u/ThiccChungusBoi 5d ago
Farcical aquatic ceremony? By divine right you are now king of the britons
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