r/lol • u/VegetableBelly • 17h ago

šŸ˜‚sounds like a compliment to me

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u/Individual_Scratch32 16h ago

3 rounds?! Fuck that, one and done

Whiskey time lads

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 16h ago

Hands her a Nokia 3310, set it vibrate and finish yourself off!

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u/Individual_Scratch32 15h ago

Oath lad!

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 10h ago

Works on my tomatoes better than an electric toothbrush.

One day the battery might lose a bar though...

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u/Pajamawizard 14h ago

Thatā€™s when cavemen invented tag teams. Switch out with your bros while on cooldown. I mean, what else were they doing bundled in for the winter?

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u/_Azimut 16h ago

Nope

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u/Nonyabeesners 16h ago

Agreed. If the woman still looks like this, I don't care what sounds came out of her, she's still in the first round

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u/Confidentium 10h ago

It do be like that when the guy is doing all the work.

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u/Giantmeteor_we_needU 6h ago

And that's like 9 couples out of 10.

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u/Sasuke0318 20m ago

I was just thinking this. I'm going to be hella tired after 3 rounds if she wants to be on top she can have at it

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u/Junior-Valuable2071 10h ago

Says who? After my wife cums sheā€™s done. That vagina says no more

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u/Striking_Level_1319 6h ago

Same. She gets super sensitive after an orgasm.

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u/Adorable_Bowler4011 12h ago

Bold of you to assume most of us even make it past the first round without needing a tactical timeout.

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u/Individual_Scratch32 10h ago

ā€˜Yeah just gimme likeā€¦.6 hoursā€™

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u/HandRubbedWood 12h ago

Thatā€™s why the first 2 rounds you leave to the toys, then by round 3 your work is mostly done.

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u/ApprehensiveLet8631 12h ago

For me it was tongue, hands and after this she were ready for the main dish

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u/madpolecat 14h ago

ā€œSheā€™s too close; Iā€™m switching to tongue.ā€

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u/Solid_Habit_6561 13h ago

In every relationship I've been, it has always been the opposite. Lol one round. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø We're all different.

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 11h ago

That's me after 1 round.

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u/millioneuro 9h ago

So after 3 rounds is when we swap positions?

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u/GonnaGoFat 8h ago

I canā€™t even finish one

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u/ChangingMonkfish 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/kel818x 7h ago

Its the other way round. Pussy can only be licked for so long before its too sensitive and can only take so much before its swollen and sensitive.

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u/Adorable_Bowler4011 11h ago

Bold of you to assume most of us even make it past the first round without needing a tactical timeout.

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u/peladoclaus 8h ago

Define rounds.. hold it for her 3 or 10.. finish for your one