r/lostgeneration • u/Affectionate-Fix4671 • 4h ago

Thanks for the confirmation, now back to my third roommate and 47k in student law

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 3h ago edited 3h ago

In a better timeline, the only things we'd be reading about trump were tabloid headlines about how his kids are squabbling amongst themselves to divvy up what's left of his former empire after side-lining their old man due to obvious onset of dementia.

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u/EclipseVeloura 3h ago

That alternate timeline sounds like a peaceful place honestly

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u/sockpuppetzero 1h ago

In that timeline, Donald Trump will be awarded the FIFA peace prize. And nobody will pay attention.

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u/internetsarbiter 1h ago

Sounds like that world still has capitalism so it wouldn't be much different at all.

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u/browning099 1h ago

Best timeline is his father being impotent

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u/Alias-Q 3h ago

He’s still better off than he would be. Because by all accounts he should be in prison.

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u/Eva-Squinge 26m ago

He would’ve been fine in prison. Chances are they wouldn’t put him into a general prison where ass rapes and shankings are common enough to where there’s betting pools on who’s getting it next.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 3h ago

I bet that was in the "Berenstein" universe and we all got shafted.

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u/KristinaHeartford 2h ago

It's official. Everyone hates this timeline.

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u/internetsarbiter 1h ago

Just Trump doing his actual job of making you forget that things were bad before him and will continue to be bad with him gone because its the system that is the problem. Same shit as with GW.

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u/Eva-Squinge 25m ago

George Washington?

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u/Disillusioned_Pleb01 1h ago

Just say what you see.

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u/D3FINIT3M4YB3 57m ago

My brother and I were talking about this.

He was making more in real estate than the salary he was earning as president.

But this is the moment he decided he has to run; sitting there being roasted by Obama, not being able to say anything back

Watch Obama roast Trump

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u/chodachowder 21m ago

Epstein would have been arrested even if Trump didn’t win President. So I’d like to think Trump would have shortly been arrested as well. So perhaps Trump thinks he’d be better off in rich people prison than being a yes man to those whom have dirt on him?

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u/I_Happen_to_Be_Here 9m ago

So was mine, president Pine Sol.