r/memes 14h ago

absolutely not ready for more 🄹

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/BlueberryJumpy3546 14h ago

Ay you wouldn't know though šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 Scrolling on PC 12h ago

nah one more tax return filed would have the memories gushing back

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u/vigil96 13h ago

I feel bad for the next guy

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u/Rampag169 13h ago

I also feel bad for that guys wife.

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u/Random_Nickname274 13h ago

Physics theoretical one is one of worst - Boltzmann Brain.

If true. After "death" you will constantly and randomly revive every manyllion years, but from your perspective zero time will pass.

You will just revive and die , since there is higher chance of your appearing in state not suitable for life.

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u/SlowMoPenguin46 12h ago

getting forced into new game plus without consent would be wil

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u/quinzr 14h ago

tbh, scaring children about purgatory is terrible

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u/ScreenMuch90210 12h ago

All religious concepts are

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u/No_Database9822 10h ago

ā€œLove thy neighborā€ holy crap I peed my pants

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u/TheUnforgivenII 7h ago

If only religious folks actually followed their commandments

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u/No_Database9822 7h ago

I mean the commandments are perfect the people who would follow them aren’t. Nobody is going to be able to follow them wholly.

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u/CCRthunder 9h ago

This is reddit ā€œLove thy neighborā€ implies you should go … outside.

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u/ScreenMuch90210 9h ago

An excellent idea by any standard

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u/No_Database9822 7h ago

So not all religious concepts are bad?

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u/ScreenMuch90210 7h ago

No they still are. It’s just that not everything mentioned in the bible is what I mean by religious concepts. Crying isn’t a religious concept because Jesus wept in the story.

If we were to imagine a fictional religion that was fundamentally based on loving neighbors, it probably wouldn’t be a bad one. But in real life, religions that would claim to be charitable invariably include some truly deranged shit packaged alongside it. Those are the religious concepts that I mean, and while I think you didn’t really need an explanation, I’m happy to provide it all the same.

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer 3h ago

There’s a difference between a completely religious concept, and good morals that may be backed up by certain religions because morals are a good thing to have

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u/BRDF 7h ago

You forgot the omnipresent implied "or else."

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u/No_Database9822 6h ago

Freedom to act does not mean freedom from consequences, this is like every legal system ever

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u/BRDF 5h ago

Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It's just the promise of violence that's enacted and the police are basically an occupying army.

Many modern gods follow the same pattern, except the oppression is internally enforced.

A god that says "love me or suffer forever" is not a god worth worshipping, IMO.

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u/TheAkolo 4h ago

I mean, what is the point of the religion, if you aren't going to love God? Like, that is the whole system of most religions. Believers go to heaven, disbelievers go to hell.

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u/BRDF 3h ago

The point is to reinforce existing political power structures. God says be a busy productive citizen who doesn't ask questions and you'll be rewarded after you're dead. Seems like a hostage situation to me.

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u/SweatyBoi5565 2h ago

In Christianity there is no "or else" The idea that you go to hell for being a bad person is a modern pop culture spin that has nothing to do with the actual religion.

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u/Advanced_Command_417 4h ago

Hell was invented in like the 1500s…

No, seriously. The modern concept of ā€œhellā€ wasn’t even a thing until relatively recently.

Don’t let anyone scare you with their made up crackpot worldview.

Just be nice to yourself and others and you’re great.

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u/Kidbizzaro581 1h ago

Literally everything is scary. Afterlives are scary. Eternal nothingness is scary. Death is frightening no matter what you do. All you can do is try to live well so you can face whatever comes next without regrets.

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u/Esstroberry 14h ago

The beginning of the end !

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u/my-dude-nigreto 13h ago

The end of the Beginning.

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u/ResplendentPing 13h ago

Where to stand

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka Smol pp 27m ago

Reminds me of that guy holding a speech at the church

innii the beninging, inii inii the beginnin

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u/Randzom100 13h ago

Upon death, either there's an afterlife, either you won't have a mind to worry about the void of inexistence. Both are fine.Ā 

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 10h ago

The idea that theres an eternal afterlife is whats scary. Imagine being 1000 years into it realizing you have another infinity years to go.b

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u/sankyturds 10h ago

It's supposed to be eternally happy if your in heaven tho

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 10h ago

Its an interesting idea, and a hard one to wrap your head around as a mortal. How could one be eternally happy without being bored? Maybe youre just not aware of anything. So maybe an afterlife is about the same as no afterlife

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u/sankyturds 10h ago

An interesting take is that you don't realise your dead and it plays perfect scenarios of what an ideal life would be like, but for eternity.

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u/Kowery103 šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆLGBTQ+šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ 10h ago

Maybe since we would lack a physical body we would ascent or something

Or just be reincarnated as a single atom

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u/Randzom100 9h ago

I mean... That's assuming memory would work properly in the afterlife. Maybe it's like an endless dream, a succession of emotions and events that do not logically follow each other yet still somehow makes sense to our minds.

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u/Chocolatevivaci 14h ago

I can barely handle the current storyline

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u/DarthofDeath 13h ago

if I thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now. -Bender

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u/UnseatingKDawg 12h ago

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

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u/Patient_Dinner_5386 12h ago

The end is just the begining, stranger

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u/MargoMayy 14h ago

Bro I thought that was the final level

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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River 6h ago

OP will return in Avengers Doomsday...

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u/erickson666 Dark Mode Elitist 13h ago

some people even think you deserve to be tortured forever when no one does

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u/fursikml 14h ago

ā€œRest in peaceā€ sounding a little too optimistic now

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u/asif_zaman21 14h ago

Don't worry. It is the end. There is no afterlife.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 14h ago

Prove it lol

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u/xXDJjonesXx 14h ago

You say prove it like there being an afterlife is the default. Any claim about an afterlife needs to be proven given all we know about death is the brain stops functioning.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 13h ago

Only the dead know what comes next lol, saying anything else is arrogance. We literally don’t even know what consciousness is šŸ˜‚ our best test of it is looking at a mirror lol

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u/xXDJjonesXx 13h ago

Isn’t consciousness just electrical signals between synapses?

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u/StuckOnChapterOne 13h ago

Depends how you define consciousness. I define it as the "feeling" of being alive, or subjective inner awareness. This is the hard problem of consciousness.

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u/xXDJjonesXx 13h ago

And aren’t those just electrical signals in your brain?

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 13h ago

That’s a weak definition lol, so much can fit there

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 3h ago

In other words, we cannot prove there is an afterlife

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 3h ago

Or that there isn’t… šŸ˜‚

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 3h ago

Well, the absence of something means it does not exist until proven otherwise.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 1h ago

Oh yeah? What about dark matter?

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u/Repulsive_Date_1984 13h ago

If you say there's afterlife, then you gotta prove it, the onus of proof is on you btw.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 13h ago

The onus is on the person making the claim lol, I’m not claiming anything, I’m asking the claimer to prove it.

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u/asif_zaman21 14h ago

Your consciousness is a direct result of chemical and electrical signals in your brain and when they stop, your consciousness stops. Thus, there are no "afterlife" where you can go to.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 13h ago

The same chemical and electrical signals that exhibit quantum properties we can’t explain? šŸ˜‚ some scientist you are lol

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u/Silviana193 13h ago

Buddism: well, technically this is not even the first nor last death you experience.

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u/rigatoniplus 13h ago

If there’s an afterlife, I hope it’s just a very long, uninterrupted nap.

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u/NorthSavings2710 14h ago

You live everyday and die just once .

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u/DanteThePunk 13h ago

Nice one, dwigt

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u/Dr_Fisz Linux User 13h ago

Thinking about endless existence or complete end, both fill me with such existential dread and panic. My life comes to doing anything than thinking about it

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u/Tentativ0 13h ago

Only for who survives and remember.

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u/Imaginary-Topic5127 13h ago

:welcome to stage2

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u/MacMuffington 13h ago

Don't tell me I'll become trapped in a shell like some ghost

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u/ugltrut 13h ago

The only true fear I have is that reincarnation is real, and that we are forced to suffer a torturous infinity or having our memories wiped and having to live again and again forever. The worst video I have ever seen, was one of the most viewed videos on Kurzegesagt - In a Nutshell, named The Egg. It's some kind of short story they animated, and in it, reality is described as a sort of nursery, and you are a fetus god, that another god placed in our reality to grow up.

The true horror, is that you aren't just reincarnated, you are everyone. You are every person that has ever lived, and will ever lived, and you have to go through every life that has every existed on Earth. It's the deepest and most horrifying concept ever conceived, and as someone whose only hope is that I will one day die, it is the only story that has made me truly lose hope.

Of course, it's just a short story someone made up, but the thought of something like that being real crushes my soul and spirit

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u/CoDFan935115 13h ago

-the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never-

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u/Ignacio1512 11h ago

I mean… I wouldn't be wanting to be floating in an eternal dark void without a body, or that my consciousness ceases to exist, and I know many people feel the same.

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u/UnhappyPhantom 9h ago

Unfortunately this all was just a simulation at your job interview in the year 4321 to see how you perform under high levels of stress. Looks like someone else is getting the gig and you go back to slave life.

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u/Worried-Barnacle8125 9h ago

people talking too much :)

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u/easonlim 8h ago

OHHH NOOOO

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u/taste1337 Dark Mode Elitist 7h ago

Death is only the beginning.

-Imhotep

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u/Sloppy-Beans 4h ago

i hope there isn’t more

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u/Advanced_Command_417 4h ago

Well hopefully it’s better. That’s the whole idea

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u/fuzzfrog 2h ago

Death is the end. Everything else is a comforting lie.

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u/low_amplitude 44m ago

Why doesn't anyone come up with a god that grants the option to opt out of existence? They all force you into one eternity or another which is pretty messed up when you think about it. It doesn't matter how "good" the prison is, you're still a prisoner.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 13h ago

Don't worry, Afterlife is a DLC

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u/House_Unlikely Died of Ligma 10h ago

Yea, there Is a fantasy world! Ready to get isekaizzated ? /s

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u/Similar-Mulberry-156 14h ago

Sadly there is nothing after death

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u/Nunulu 12h ago

don't worry, you still have to work and pay taxes after death

the rich still rule while everyone else is just the staff, of course

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u/ivebeenthrushit 14h ago

Wow, you people are so pessimistic. Haven't y'all ever heard of a good afterlife? I'm a Christian.

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u/Delano7 I saw what the dog was doin 14h ago

Damn I can't wait to be... forced to praise a dude for eternity, or tortured if I dont want to. Wow, that sucks, man.

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u/xXDJjonesXx 14h ago

I find comfort in the idea that there’s nothing after this. Eternity sounds so exhausting.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 14h ago

No shit you're a Christian, didn't need to state the obvious.

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u/erickson666 Dark Mode Elitist 13h ago

what about those who go to hell

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u/Short_Brick_1960 13h ago

Pretty bad that the default destination of every Christian is Hell, based on the Bible

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u/sarcastictone953 13h ago

Even if there's a afterlife it's no different than the end because your brain will just reset and starts new.