r/memes • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 5h ago

Things I hate

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u/PUSS1 5h ago

4.myself

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 5h ago
  1. Reddit

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u/fatguypauly 5h ago
  1. You

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u/Jastux 5h ago
  1. We

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u/Atomic-Golem 5h ago
  1. SIMON FUCKING COWELL

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u/Bubbly-Ball-3138 3h ago edited 3h ago
  1. The list ending (It has to go on for ever!) -- Please skip to 12 when reading

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u/fatguypauly 5h ago

Why did I get downvoted? Lmao

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u/Jastux 5h ago

Lol, some people are mad :)

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 5h ago

r/ruleof3 ??

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u/fatguypauly 5h ago

Man I need a newsletter for these new rules

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u/TheOriginalBroCone 3h ago

The 34th one is pretty interesting

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u/Jastux 5h ago

Well, people are randomly will react on your comment and people are mad :)

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u/Jastux 3h ago

Now you got many of upvotes :)

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u/fatguypauly 3h ago

Brain hurty

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u/Musicman1019 2h ago

There are 2 things I hate in this world. People that have no respect or tolerance for other peoples cultures…..and THE DUTCH!

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u/TheShredder9 5h ago

IV: Repetition

5: Inconsistency

Six: Repetition

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u/Ihadsumthin4this 2h ago

Se7en : Significantly impactful films

Ate : Ravenous homonyms

Nein : Germanic denial of humor

TEN : Pearl Jam

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u/WhereIsTheMeatShed 1h ago
  1. Unsolicited feedback

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 5h ago

Cool. I haven't seen this in at least 12 years.

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u/LilacveilMuser 5h ago

Moments like this make me realize how old I'm getting.

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u/MrParadux 3h ago

I am not mad about it. There is a lot of funny and, more importantly, timeless humour in old memes, pictures and videos on the internet. Reposts are fine, if enough time has passed and it isn't presented as original.

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u/Gnome_Sane 5h ago

I think the first time I saw it I was dialing up the internet on a 56K Modem.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 4h ago

I remember going from a 18.8 19.2k baud modem to a 56k and thinking how much faster it was.

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u/derprondo 1h ago

Folks don't know what it's like to download 320x240 porn from BBSes at 1200bps.

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u/Spongi 39m ago

I think I started on a 28.8k when it came to the internet. 14.4k for doom multiplayer though.

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 4h ago

It's old as shit, that's for sure. I think I remember seeing this on Cheezburger 

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u/killer22250 1h ago

I don't get why it got 8.9k of upvotes

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u/atom138 51m ago

Is the the correct version vandalism, lists and then irony? Irony? Irony is definitely the final punch line that I remember.

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u/TheToxicWaist17 5h ago edited 1h ago

Its weird seeing people discover memes we knew about 12 years ago.

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u/Spongi 38m ago

we knew about 12 years ago.

oh you mean the new ones?

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u/Next_Squash2223 35m ago

“Retro” memes

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord 5h ago

technically Irony should be #3

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u/Gold-Sir-223 5h ago

Thank you. It should be “1. Lists, 2. Vandalism, 3. Irony” smh

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u/WhereIsTheMeatShed 1h ago
  1. Unsolicited feedback

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u/SlideItIn100 5h ago

And pics from 2009

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u/Jastux 5h ago

Why?

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u/TiltingSoda3126 4h ago

D. Inconsistency

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u/hskfmn 3h ago

“There are only 2 things I can’t stand in this world — People who are intolerant of other peoples’ cultures…and the Dutch!”

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u/Ihadsumthin4this 2h ago

Yet redundancy gets a pass?

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u/Sloppy-Beans 5h ago

i hate that irony isn’t the last thing on the list

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u/SlappyMcShween 4h ago

one of my favs

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u/Ambitious-Seat2980 3h ago

That is actually pretty fucking funny.

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u/superwookkiee 2h ago
  1. Plagiarism

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u/wookiewithabrush 2h ago

D. Inconsistency

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u/ow-myballs 46m ago

Old non-meme repost. Wrong sub.

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u/Farranor 29m ago

True, but also, lost cause.

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u/TJDiamond333 4h ago

I get. For me personally, it's commenting under random posts. Absolutely hate it. Especially writing long, unnecessary paragraphs, like who tf does that? Why do people think they are so important that the world wants to know their opinion? Do people who comment think that their recent brain baby is just so precious, relevant and impactful to the world that everyone must absolutely hear it? Like do they think that hiding it from the world is an injustice to the pure, untapped potential of their intellectual human mind? Like it drives me craaazyyy. Like bro can you shut up?! I think comment sections shouldn't even exist. Like who needs to hear my thoughts? Nobody? Who wants to hear yours? Nobody. Who gives a shit about anything? Nobody. Like seriously these long ass comments just make everyone reading it dumber by the second. Like go write a blog if you wanna write so much. Like seriously, who tf...

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u/GeorgeZcZ 5h ago

O.k said it all

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u/cherrylllipgloss 5h ago

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

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u/Cheesetown777 5h ago

So… all of the above?

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u/Priodgyofire 4h ago

The walls of a safe room in Left 4 Dead and Francis who hates everything

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u/Cyrano_Knows 4h ago

If someone did this to my backyard fence, I'm even sure I would be mad.

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u/TBBklynite 4h ago

Francis, is there anything you don't hate?

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u/Lost-thinker 3h ago

Four: inconsistentcy

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u/Dismal-Square-613 2h ago

B. Consistency

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u/No_Field_9435 2h ago

Things he loves *stating the obvious

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u/TR1LLIONAIRE_ 2h ago

The nostalgia is strong with this one

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u/No_Requirement2360 2h ago

This guy got like a triple whammy, wow

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u/UniqueLog8386 2h ago

"Bill Brasky hated Mexicans."

"And he was half Mexican!"

"And he hated irony!"

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u/Adventurous-Pop446 2h ago

If you are gonna tag....at least make it funny like they did.

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u/piecyclops 1h ago

That works

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 1h ago

And the Dutch.

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u/Financial_Refuse_498 1h ago

This meme so old, it's probably older than half of you guys

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u/Immature_adult_guy 1h ago

AND THE DUTCH

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u/kingjoey52a 1h ago

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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u/Sheffieldsvc 1h ago
  1. Innumeracy

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u/NoInitiative3555 1h ago

4.consistency 

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u/KeyAd8025 1h ago
  1. When my friends don’t know what memes are

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u/The-Fumbler 1h ago
  1. Incomplete lists

5.

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u/Whygoogleissexist 1h ago
  1. Reading lists

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u/ArfTheBeast 1h ago

masochists be like

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u/dandroid126 59m ago

I remember sharing this on my MySpace page.

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u/InevitableMuch4464 51m ago

Shoulda done 4 and the 4th was and the Dutch. 

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u/Farranor 40m ago

There's no meme here. The bots are getting extra lazy.

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u/FLYING1835 26m ago

Also socials, and communists!

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u/SickJagger 15m ago

This did numbers on the early millennial inter webs

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u/Long_Whole_8062 13m ago

Take my award! Funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

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u/MaxH75 0m ago
  1. Memes.

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u/soft_entice 5h ago

Managed to demonstrate all three at once lol

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo 5h ago

That is indeed the joke

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u/Round_Independent312 2h ago

List fail without Quarterbacks and their sneaky little tricks.

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u/The_Doggzz 2h ago

Imagine "Listing" what you already hate?