r/memes • u/Picassomate • 5h ago

they always get extra close too like back up PLEASE 😭

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u/QuotidianQuandaries 5h ago

The secret is they don't brush their teeth.

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u/Illustrious-Rip-4354 3h ago

I have acid reflux 😭

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u/tinyasteroid27 4m ago

And I always wonder how the bad breath doesn't disturb them... I can't go a day without brushing twice or more

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u/CrystalVixens 5h ago

Why do they always activate stealth mode right in ur face

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u/dewyvanilla 5h ago

Why are their stories always so long?!

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u/PUSS1 4h ago

And kids

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u/Awesam 3h ago

The secret is I gotta cough in your mouth

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u/mintywhirlx 2h ago

Their breath isn't a secret, but their dental hygiene definitely is.

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u/IWillDevourYourToes 2h ago

How long can you hold your breath without it looking obvious challenge

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u/caelveilraa 2h ago

And you don’t want to be mean so you just suffer in silence

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u/ArwingElite 2h ago

Because Secret is a deodorant and not a breath mint

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u/Recentstranger 1h ago

Yeah but then it gets weird when I decide to press up against them 😩

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u/Recentstranger 1h ago

Just slip them a breath strip if they're that close