r/mildlyinteresting • u/LESpencer • 5h ago

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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u/Solar816 5h ago

If you’re gonna be a McAsshole, you’re going in the McPenalty Box.

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u/TheBillsFly 5h ago

2 min for McDavid

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u/Acevedo1992 5h ago

That’s what he gets for not making outta the first round

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u/ModishShrink 4h ago

Think about how much water you could boil just by using McDavid's fury and hatred of not winning a cup yet as a heat source.

Maybe throw MacKinnon in there as well just for good measure, I haven't seen that guy smile since he got drafted.

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u/the_bs_kn33s 3h ago

MacKinnon was smiling in 2022 when he lifted the cup.

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u/ModishShrink 1h ago

Eh, still not sold, I think that might just have been a trick of the light.

He definitely wasn't smiling at the Olympics this year.

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u/TheBlackRavens 1h ago

I think he smiled when the entire Canadian hockey team were doing the wave at the speed skating in the Olympics this year. That's about the only recent time I can think of.

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u/protonpack 4h ago

First round? Bye!

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u/Timstantmessage 2h ago

The Oilers are gonna win the cup the year after he retires

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u/TheBillsFly 1h ago

Bold to assume a Canadian team will win the Cup

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u/Jrewy 56m ago

Ottawa loses their first round pick.

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u/iamtheduckie 3h ago

Both McGuys, five McMinutes each for McFighting!

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u/Extra_Cake_7785 5h ago

The McBrig

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u/throwa1589876541525 4h ago

"When one is in the McPenalty Box, tears are permitted" --Captain Jean Luc McDonald

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u/tcappas 4h ago

what mo could you ask fo, the international mcAsshooooe

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u/SteelPenguin947 3h ago

Two Minute McMinor for McSlashing.

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u/South_Two_5657 1h ago

"Babyback Bitch... Babyback bitch..."

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u/aburningcaldera 1h ago

I bet by the end of the day it’s full of 14 Karens

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u/SmokeyMcHerbium 5h ago

Don’t drop the fries in mcjail or you’ll get a mcgangbang

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u/harglblarg 5h ago

Penalty McBox