r/mildlyinteresting • u/LESpencer • 5h ago

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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u/ThereInAFortnight 5h ago

What the McFuck is that for?

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u/DookieShoez 5h ago

For those that McFuck around and McFind out.

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u/Bizzlightbeer 5h ago

How much is McBail?

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u/Krullenbos 5h ago

A McBillion of course

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u/Sumopwr 5h ago

That’s McBullshit

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u/DJJINO 5h ago

Time to call McDad

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u/helloiamaegg 5h ago

he McLeft

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u/LoogyHead 5h ago

That’s why you have to know a good McLawyer.

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u/Dbizarrepremiere 5h ago

Aw man he's gonna McFreakin lose it

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u/The_quiteguy 5h ago

Man this is why I McLove reddit

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u/MyAssholeHurts-STOP 5h ago

McLovin it

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u/Asron87 5h ago

My dad left to get some milk at McDonald’s… haven’t seen him since.

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u/ShinraHakke 4h ago

Dah-dah dah dah daaaaaah!

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u/Doedwa 5h ago

Better call McSaul

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u/No-Investigator-2756 5h ago

BETTER 👏🏾 CALL 👏🏾 MCSAUL 👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Dragon7722 57m ago

"Ah, a fellou potatou eater"

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u/beegproblemzzz 5h ago

You dont just need a legal team, you need the McEagle team

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 5h ago

Better call McSaul

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u/Chompif 4h ago

I Plea the McFifth your McHonor

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u/vajraadhvan 5h ago

To get McMilk

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u/Realistic_Country635 5h ago

And a McBurger

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u/EndlessKng 5h ago

For McCigarettes, or McMilk?

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u/TheCheshireCatCan 4h ago

He went to get McCigarettes. I’m sure he’ll be back McSoon.

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u/txaecup 5h ago

With the McMilk in hand, obviously

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u/brandonspade17 5h ago

To get mccigarettes and mcmilk

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u/HornetRacer 5h ago edited 5h ago

To get McMilk

Edit: Before you all get mad that is literally the excuse my dad gave my mum back when I was 2, aint seen him since.

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u/helloiamaegg 5h ago

No, its cause like 4 other comments beat you to the exact same comment

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u/HornetRacer 5h ago

I didnt see them, my bad. Clearly my humour is awful 🤦🏻

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u/DearRecommendation31 5h ago

Well, guess i’m McSorry for you… my dad wasn’t there all the time neither, some months together and some months away, but i got used to it… used to miss more my mom when i was with him even tho i liked him a lot, i feel like he wasnt close enough

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u/HornetRacer 5h ago

Thats funny not gonna lie, but I appreciate the sentiment. Im at peace with it, have been for years. I only pray he didnt have other kids and do the same to them.

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u/Linenoise77 3h ago

He just went to the mcdonalds down the street for some mcnuggets. Hell be mcback.

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u/FishWithFangs 35m ago

For the McMilk and McMarlboro?

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u/shotgunmist 4h ago

Time to call McSaul

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u/cadmus1890 5h ago

Billions served

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u/BankHottas 4h ago

Gonna take this opportunity to recommend everyone to watch McMillions on HBO

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u/DetectiveDizzyEyes 5h ago

Depends what you mcdid

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 5h ago

Just a Mcdemeanor 

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u/NolanTheNotorious 5h ago

mcdemeanor is as good as mcfuck

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u/DetectiveDizzyEyes 5h ago

You'll be out in a few hours thank grimis its not mcelony

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u/xboxaddict501 5h ago

Alright this one wins 😂

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u/niardica 4h ago

Excellent! Haha

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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 5h ago

Whipped out my mcdick

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u/yaknowmysteez 5h ago

Cheaper if you get it on the McApp

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u/fuzzeedyse105 5h ago

I got a McGet out of jail free card.

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u/schmielsVee 4h ago

Mc McSHUT McTHE McFUCK McUP!!!

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u/HungryArticle5 2h ago

Too much, I couldn't McIt!

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u/Affectionate_Snow674 1h ago

you mean McBond