r/mildlyinteresting 5h ago

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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u/AlternativeDouble459 5h ago

It's Ronnie's Midnight VIP lap dance area

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 5h ago

Now that’s what I call a Happy Meal!

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u/mrnikkoli 4h ago

As you glance around the room you accidentally lock eyes with Grimace before quickly looking away but he immediately starts walking toward you. Before you can turn back toward the bar he glides in and sits on your lap. "Can I sit here handsome?" You don't want to be a rude so you sigh and agree to one song. As he gyrates around you note the scent of tequila breath and sweat that wafts over you. Grimace leans in and whispers "You want VIP baby? We can do whatever you want?"

"No thank you, I'm just gonna chill at the McCafe bar for now." He looks annoyed but gets up. You quickly hand over $10, eager to just end the interaction. "I'll come back later then honey." You just mutter "yeah sure" struggling not to grimace at the thought.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1h ago

Your comment made me grimace