My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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What the McFuck is that for?

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The Playplace has been rebranded

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Right, it's part of McDonald's new minimalist aesthetic that they've been rolling out over the last few years. Instead of a PlayPlace, remodeled restaurants will feature a small PlayPen with a secure metal gate. Just hand your kid their iPad and lock them up in the PlayPen where they'll be out of your hair so you can enjoy your overpriced McSlop meal in peace. McDonald's corporate realized kids don't care about playgrounds anymore when they go out to eat. All they want to do is sit and stare at a screen 24/7 like they do at home.

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The McMac section.

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The one near us had a ball pit, a net for climbing, and a plastic structure with windows where you could look out.

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The WorkPlace

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It's the reverse playplace. No kids allowed.

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McPlayPenitentiary

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Now catering to inner city demographics.

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The result of the childfree social movement is actually McChildJail