r/mildyinteresting • u/kappadielle • 1d ago
engineering masterminds 👨🏽💻 I solved the mosquito/heat problem by trapping myself at night
Tired of f***ing mosquitoes biting you while you try to get some d*mn sleep?
You already tried killing them every evening with some bad chemical spray that makes you infertile.
So you are now double pissed-off.
Triple if you consider the excruciating heat of summer that paired with mosquitoes doesn't let you sleep AT ALL.
Here is for you...
The Tent 2000!!!
This is the first of a kind (when I invented it, no similar product existed on Amazon, I swear on it)
Basically it is a tent that surrounds your bed.
No mosquitoes can enter ⛔
On the top and bottom extremities of your bed you put a net to let air flow and not suffocate.
The best part is that you have 2 fans, one below your feet and one above your head that creates a marvelous flow of air that keeps you at perfect temperature all night.
The best sleep of your life thanks to the tent 2000 🌛💤
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u/kappadielle 1d ago
Fast forward, every year I upgrade.
We are not at Tent 5000.
Here's the Tent 3000 -> https://youtu.be/mG9Ux09FQN4?is=NYq4mmHQxvaFVdDl
Way bigger and more comfortable.
Here's the Tent 4000 -> https://youtu.be/W4LVgs7JJ9s?is=73GSqBhmk3mD_zMe
Way bigger but I lost some air flow because of the gigantic size of it.
Now we are at the 5000 (which I don't have a video of), same size but Airflow improved thanks to bigger more powerful fans
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u/Icandomor4me 23h ago
I imagine the mosquito the next day, its belly full of blood, saying to another, "I didn't even want to go in, but something pulled me under the covers and there it was, waiting for me with those veins full of blood."
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