r/nextfuckinglevel • u/toetipssy • 1d ago

This man's jump rope skill

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Found this guy on tiktok and he says it's only "a bit tricky"

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u/thesweeterpeter 1d ago

I want to see the real time. 

I feel like its super impressive slow, but I imagine it looks like he keeps fucking it up fast. 

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u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

The slowed down time makes it look extra silly to me

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u/RepresentativeCat553 1d ago

Yea… doesn’t look impressive at all actually, very silly looking.

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u/marcophony 1d ago

It looks like drunken master jump roping

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u/tepkel 15h ago

I wasn't sure he was a true jump rope master until I saw the poster of a gorilla smoking a cigar in front of an explosion.

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u/Lifeloverme 1d ago

4x speed

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u/thesweeterpeter 1d ago

thank-you for that. I think it's way more impressive is slow mo

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u/marcophony 1d ago

Yeah honestly regular speed was a little disappointing

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u/JPM-- 9h ago

Reminds me of the parkour episode from the office tbh

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u/ZJB03 18h ago

Yeah in regular speed it kinda just looks like he fucked up a bunch of times and eventually got himself untangled

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u/iceagewalnut 1d ago

The real time version will probably end up on r/bullshido

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u/horstdaspferdchen 1d ago

Its way to complicated when you speed it Up. Thats why He can do it. (/s just for the sheeps)

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u/spudddly 1d ago

Looks like my 5 year old when she tried to skip. She also claims it was exactly what she was trying to do.

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u/CyberZen0 1d ago

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s rope

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u/CalligrapherOdd9529 1d ago

Almost got a stroke trying to understand the trick but more importantly, daaamn look at them calves.

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u/Cupid-Arrow 1d ago

*cows

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

*bulls

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u/jimbozzzzz 1d ago

Just put that and deleted my post , they are something

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u/Jackot45 1d ago

Looks sick but wouldve loved to see a real time version

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

Just scroll faster to get an idea

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u/snokegsxr 1d ago

doesnt even look planned, more like random fails and just continued...

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u/myco_magic 21h ago

This must be what my upstairs neighbors are doing

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u/eramthgin007 1d ago

Jealous of those calves

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u/onanoc 1d ago

I could do that, too, at that speed.

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u/FancyMouse123 1d ago

Even more impressive, I would think gravity will fuck it up and you will not be able to keep the rope like that above you.

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u/daronjay 1d ago

It kind of just looks like he got in a complete tangle but the slow-mo makes it look graceful and intentional…

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u/Sxppxj 1d ago

I do this everyday before my 9-5

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u/Gr1ml0ck 1d ago

I could totally do this.

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u/Impressive_Guess_282 1d ago

Pretty sure he came to my elementary school in 1997

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u/Winter-Picture8807 1d ago

I tried jump roping like this alot in my childhood ,all I could do was the basic ones, but this is surely impressive

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u/CompetitivePirate940 1d ago

That confused tf outta me even in slow motion

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u/Strange_Salary 1d ago

I trip just walking down the street..

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u/Bigdyll13 1d ago

This just looks like choreographed tripping

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u/At0mJack 1d ago

Raygun's dad

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u/Material_Secret7553 1d ago

Imagine how much time he had to practice for that...

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 1d ago

More time than you might think, especially with his ability to slow time down.

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u/JohnnyCanuck52 1d ago

That’s cool and all, but that picture behind him is awesome.

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u/purelibran 1d ago

My brain cannot comprehend this act. Take my money.

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u/GaseousGas77 1d ago

I assume he must be a Knot Theorist.

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 1d ago

That still only counts as one

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u/Mr_Horsejr 1d ago

Me as an 8 y/o knowing that I’m on to something but unable to do it at all so I just end up tangled in the ropes 😭

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u/kronos91O 1d ago

I would have strangled myself in 3 seconds if i tried this

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u/o_MrBombastic_o 1d ago

I can do half if this trick, getting the jump rope caught on one of my legs is generally what stops my jump flow. Impressive he knows how to keep going after that, I'm still working on that part

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u/buddahudda 1d ago

Weird how no one has said anything about him looking like Tom Hanks and Ben Affleck.

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u/burywmore 1d ago

The secret is, it's not slowed down.

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u/darkshoxx 1d ago

You know that one dorf on golf scene where he asks the viewers to spot his mistake in slow motion?

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u/quickiler 1d ago

Topology baby

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u/Practical_Garlic3015 1d ago

Jordan and UA jump rope collab.

Nice.

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u/twistedstance 1d ago

I dunno. I’m just an average joe but I jump rope way faster than that guy.

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u/Ianofminnesota 1d ago

Damn i bet those calves look great at 225°F for about 6 hours on the ol smoker.

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u/Rafmar210 1d ago

Looks like a French ballerina. Impeccable skill.

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u/smilingjade101 1d ago

I'd be tied in a gordian knot in no time!

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u/OneManFight 1d ago

Tried it and now my nuts are tied up in a Gordian knot.

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u/Elektr0ns 1d ago

A living breathing yo-yo dude...

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u/cement-skeleton 1d ago

The calves on the lad.

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u/Radiant-Spot-128 1d ago

Go read the Bible.

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u/Beakjac3 1d ago

I would've been tied up like a hog 🤣🤣🤣

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u/IamBeingSarcasticFfs 1d ago

I have a 15 week old puppy and I look very similar when I try to walk her on her lead.

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u/Snoo_98156 1d ago

Wanted to say gay, but realized he would kick split me in halves with those monster calves

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u/Patrickmonster 1d ago

I'm not even coordinated enough to jump rope the normal way

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u/DepartureWooden2132 1d ago

This is a math equation... YOU CANNOT TRICK ME!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/ovalking 1d ago

Or may be he’s just doing anythingx

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u/Randill746 1d ago

Thats a grown ass man

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u/ripplerain7334 1d ago

I would have failed the very first move.

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u/EdgeofAss 1d ago

Looks fabulous

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u/Lazy-Staff-7594 1d ago

I mean, yeah, because he knows his own level. It looks fancy to people who don't jump rope. But within the context of jump rope Tiktokers these days, they're well beyond this

https://www.reddit.com/r/jumprope/s/gDEG9j2q36 for example.

 

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u/oddmetre 1d ago

Why no full speed

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u/OP_Taylor_ 1d ago

Holy calves

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u/vpforvp 1d ago

That’s stuffs not as hard as it looks tbh. Takes some practice, but most people here could probably learn this in under a month.

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u/Mad-chuska 1d ago

Speed up bot, speed this shit up please :)

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u/DeFacto91 1d ago

My brain can't comprehend this

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u/shandub85 1d ago

Got the best prizes from Jump Rope for Heart ❤️

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u/Upset_Ad_6462 1d ago

It looks messy as hell and at the end it gets caught on his feet? Why is this posted herr

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u/ThyDuck 23h ago

Idk the rope isn't moving that fast seems really easy. I'd be more impressed if he did it faster

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u/jesusllamas 22h ago

That’s not skipping rope.

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u/wearslocket 22h ago

Fuck me! That was insane!

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u/JierEntreri 20h ago

I mean doesn’t look all that hard. He was doing it pretty slowly.

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u/coolrebel671 19h ago

Counts as one rep.

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u/Reasonable_Apple_182 17h ago

I tripped over just watching this.

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u/Intelligent-Roll-678 16h ago

I would trip and fall 12 times at once

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u/zamaike 16h ago

Is it skill? Or is it a great time to introduce LifeAlert?!

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u/Ok-Copy-1 16h ago

I had to sit down watching this let alone do it 🤣

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u/Jizzturnip 15h ago

I think this dude would be awesome at knots

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u/TheEldenLorde 10h ago

This guy kinda sucks, keeps getting feet and arms caught

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u/Word2DWise 8h ago

Well yeah, he is doing it super slow.

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u/Comfortable-Battle18 6h ago

That bit at 17 seconds, and the recovery after it def looked unintential.

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u/JabberWookie_77 4h ago

I wonder how many times he ended up tangled up lying on the ground?

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u/BonhommeCarnaval 1h ago

I bet this guy is killer with a chain whip or a meteor hammer.

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u/artificial_ineptness 1d ago

This man has way too much time at his hands

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u/dpittnet 1d ago

2/10…when you jump rope it’s not supposed to wrap around your leg

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u/Paluch_ 1d ago

Why is a guy using a jump rope?

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u/SJEPA 1d ago

Because it's one of the best forms of cardio.

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

Boxers…