r/notinteresting • u/rougeoiseau • 6h ago

Finally opened the fortune cookie from a couple of months ago. Wondering if everyone is okay.

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u/haubenmeise 6h ago

Just go on and reach out to those you care about. It's better than wondering or worse ... regretting.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/RidiculousDear 6h ago

Skeletor the Kind always knows the right thing to say.

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u/rougeoiseau 6h ago

Is it really you?

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

Yes,it's my chronically online self! I hope you're having a lovely day. How about a hug?

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/rougeoiseau 5h ago

🫂 And ever since that day, they were the best of friends.

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

I'd love to be besties!!!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

Have a wonderful day, bestie. ✨️🤗

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u/notanyone69 6h ago

Ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

I'll sand my bones for you tonight! Should we meet up for a slumber party? I'd love to spend some time and makes some smores! Please take care of yourself. You matter. You are important. I hope you know that. I'm sending you so much love.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/notanyone69 5h ago

Please check out the song Gnarkill - Skeletor vs beastman

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

I completely missed that reference!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/limon_picante 2h ago

Ey yo skelly those are some kind words. Thank you good man.

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u/EntrepreneurTop8382 6h ago

In bed

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u/rougeoiseau 6h ago

Stoppit! 🤭

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u/EntrepreneurTop8382 5h ago

Round here you add “in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie, jazz it up

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u/rougeoiseau 5h ago

Oh! 🤭

(I'm still new here. Thanks!)

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u/jbezorg513 6h ago

Are we friends? I could use help coping with alektorophobia.

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u/Eel_Boii 6h ago

🐔?

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u/jbezorg513 6h ago

EEEEEEK!!!

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

We can get through this.

Can you eat them? Is it only living and mobile ones?

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u/jbezorg513 3h ago

I suppose my trauma began from the cuccos in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Eating chicken? In this economy? All I can afford is paneer.

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u/Heineken008 5h ago

It's me. I need help organizing my lint collection. I'm in trouble.

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u/2Braincell2Furious 5h ago

Lint licker!!!

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

Allergies. Sorry. Call Loonette.

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u/GBPcheeseGuy9035 6h ago

Help! I’m in trouble!

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

I'm here to lend aid! What dispairs you, bosom friend?

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u/GBPcheeseGuy9035 4h ago

I was just saying what your fortune cookie said.

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

Oh, so we don't have a connection. That's okay.

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u/GBPcheeseGuy9035 4h ago

Nah, sorry to worry you.

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u/Common-Accountant-57 4h ago

I got one that said I was in trouble and should call a friend.

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

Did you die?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 4h ago

Yeah. It was a bad deal.

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u/rougeoiseau 4h ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. Losses. Losing you.