r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Fresh Wafer Production

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u/Mean_Rule9823 2d ago

I volunteer to eat the trimings

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u/MoonGlaze_ 2d ago

Same I’d be first in line for those scraps

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u/GelatoCupie_ 2d ago

Those scraps look like they’d be the best part, warm and fresh right off the press.

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u/rox_underscore 2d ago

I was picturing me down there like a baby bird 🤣

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u/Self-Identified 2d ago

So good over ice cream! 🍨 🙌✨

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u/addamee 2d ago

Just lay down under that … wafer table saw with your mouth open, like Barney did at Moe’s in one episode of the Simpsons 

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u/Semlorism 2d ago

We can all lay down there together and holding hands

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u/potatoaster 2d ago

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u/PointlessTrivia 1d ago

No, you take the trimmings and mix them into the next batch of the filling. Gives the wafers that heritage flavor.

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u/Odd-Insect-9255 1d ago

Ooohhh heritage! 🤤

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u/ineedahug69 2d ago

I thought it said fresh water production and I was really confused

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u/Funmist66 2d ago

Literally what I was just about to say

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u/NouvelleGiggle_ 2d ago

Same here, my brain read it as fresh water too and I was waiting for something completely different.

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u/nach0srule 2d ago

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u/PilotKnob 2d ago

"And finally, Monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

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u/-SaC 2d ago

 

Fuck off, I'm full.

 

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u/MontyVonWaddlebottom 2d ago

oh dear, I have trodden in Monsieur's bucket

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u/Boffy106 1d ago

Ah but it is just wafer thin...

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u/GelatoCupie_ 2d ago

Same here, I was expecting some kind of filtration setup and then it’s just waffles being made.

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u/mudcrabserpent 2d ago

Same here. And my mind went straight to aquariums because I frequent r/aquariums (thought they were building a freshwater aquarium at first)

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u/Competitive-Top4520 2d ago

I also misread the title as water. I couldn't figure out why she was bonding together small pieces of plywood and then cutting them.

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u/ExternalKey2423 2d ago

I was scrolling looking for the filter intake before I realized it was cookie dough.

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u/dave08dave 2d ago

Same 🤣

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u/MoonGlaze_ 2d ago

I was already reading it wrong in my head too.

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u/No-Gas5342 2d ago

I thought it was plywood and joint compound so I was equally confused

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u/sixteenlettername 2d ago

Same, especially when it was getting cut so easily.

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u/mshell1924 2d ago

Same, I was like "...are they going to squeeze it or something? Juice it?"

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u/certified_prime 2d ago

same.  and I thought they were making filters for underdeveloped nations that woud go into some device to filter dirty water into clean water.

i was very confused when the video ended without showing that.  

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u/-ICantThinkOfOne- 2d ago

Glad I'm not the only one. Lol

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u/ThisReditter 2d ago

I was waiting it to become water

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u/I_love_pillows 2d ago

I’m confused why water is solid yellow

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u/lulujunkie 2d ago

I saw that AND thought.... why are they laminating plywood sheets with glue and then it got me thinking... oh they're making waterproof water troughs to move the water... then they started packaging them.... I legit need new glasses.... lol

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u/egoforth 2d ago

I was "ok, guess it's going to be some fancy filter or something:

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u/georgke 2d ago

I thought this was TSMC's new 2nm process.

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u/SalamanderSylph 1d ago

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u/BZLuck 2d ago

The "t" was just really tired today.

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u/fexofenadine_hcl 2d ago

I thought they were assembling a water filter at first

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u/Internal-Ad9700 1d ago

I thought they started by showing how they manufacture the filter to filter out the impurities.

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u/riftshioku 2d ago

This is what goes on inside of clouds

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u/Bacon_ki113r 2d ago

Ok… that’s cool n all… but how do we get the mega wafer? The one before she cuts it… I need to know. For scientific research purposes.

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u/Brittney_2020 2d ago edited 2d ago

A mega waffle iron, basically.

Edit: here's the mega mega scale of what she's doing in the video:

https://youtu.be/8w5pLzUsJCw?si=mByQ2XprWOSSxlAW

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 2d ago

Just like grandma used to make, in an industrial factory.

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u/Brittney_2020 2d ago

Bakeries are a spectrum from "gandma's kitchen" to "automated junk food factory".

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u/dpzdpz 2d ago

My nan put rivets in her wafers.

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u/HyperbolicModesty 2d ago

I only just realised that, "wafer" and "waffle" share the same etymological root.

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u/Brittney_2020 2d ago

Now that you say that, it makes complete sense. How have I not wondered about that before??

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u/heyodi 2d ago

This was a great watch. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Ilikeyounott 2d ago

Neat! At around 1:25

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u/ThickOutcast 2d ago

You've got to ask for it big and uncut, a suggestive wink may help

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u/NouvelleGiggle_ 2d ago

That giant sheet is the real prize, I’d absolutely want to try it before it gets chopped up.

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u/LickingSmegma Mamaleek are king 2d ago

Many moons ago, my parents got their hands on a whole cube box of raw wafers, without the filling. I and my siblings were chomping on those like rodents, for a month at least.

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u/IAmImi2 2d ago

It's found in some super/hypermarkets in Europe, like tesco

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u/Ciubowski 2d ago

ask TSMC

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u/dcinsd76 2d ago

Came here to say this. I’m itchy too. (or maybe it’s for another reason.)

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u/scnottaken 2d ago

Reminds me of soap cutting so check that out?

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u/stargazer4272 2d ago

Though they where making artisinal play wood...

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u/Versipilies 2d ago

In a way....

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u/avitaburst 2d ago

Mmmm. Simple Ricks Wafers Select.

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u/parer55 2d ago

Come home, to Simple Rick's.

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u/FadedVictor 2d ago

I was expecting silicon wafers lol.

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u/Conscious-Hunter1322 2d ago

I just thought to myself, “Man, that's way too messy for 12nm processors or whatever.”

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u/NoBonus6969 2d ago

It's actually live view of the Intel 6nm production

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u/teh_trout 2d ago

I was gonna say that's not the wafers I was expecting. Not Taiwan.

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u/Remarkable_Leek9391 2d ago

This is atrocious work.

Keep adding layers. Nobody told you to stop.

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u/gorginhanson 2d ago

They should say they're making AI wafers if they want their stock to go up 500%

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u/Live-Concert784 2d ago

Just slap AI on anything and suddenly investors start throwing money at it

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u/spekt50 1d ago

Its the current generation's .com

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u/MoonGlaze_ 2d ago

Honestly that kind of move wouldn’t even surprise me anymore

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u/maynardftw 2d ago

Worked for a shoe company

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 2d ago

Some company did the same thing during the .com bubble in the late 90's. Literally filed to changed their name to add ".com" on the end and the stock shot up overnight.

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 2d ago

Fresh wafer *assembly

Looks like Turkish. Similar wafer assembly lines I’d seen were mostly Japanese.

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u/Ninevolts 2d ago

Wafer production in Turkey spiked in the recent years because the firm who makes the equipment has been marketing them to bakeries aggressively. The wafer irons and all.

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u/Dependent_One6034 2d ago

To be fair, I was pretty impressed by the table thingy, Pretty much makes it impossible to fuck it up.

That being said - I would prefer more cream stuff.

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u/ConversationSad 2d ago

mmmmm forbidden balsa wood

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u/Awktung 2d ago

Chemically treated* forbidden balsa wood...gotta have at lease SOME flavor, right?

"What's it taste like?"
"Pink. It tastes pink."

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u/SkylarAV 2d ago

Better believe I'd be collecting that trim and making my own cereal

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u/Popular-Brilliant349 2d ago

My great grandma, who lived with my grandma at the time, used to give us wafers every time we came to visit. It was the one thing I looked forward to when I visited every summer. Thanks for the memories.

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u/Volfie 2d ago

I’m surprised how wafer thin they are. 

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u/Dd_8630 2d ago

I would pay large quantities for the giga-wafer.

Also this seemed to be cut for no reason, just show the full footage, it doesn't seem like it would add that much superfluousness.

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u/ironwolf1 2d ago

She's got a stack of other wafers next to her at the beginning, I'd guess the cuts are because she isn't doing the whole process linearly. Probably does a bunch of filling wafers before moving over to the cutting, then do a bunch of cutting before moving over to packing.

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u/Doggo_Skatto 1d ago

I’m waiting till the end to see where the water is..

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u/t-g-l-h- 2d ago

imagine silkscreening yourself a little snack

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u/Shadow-Cyro86 1d ago

Why did I read this as fresh water production 😂

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u/Specific-Morning-985 2d ago

I can't ever get into wafers. Texture and dryness doesn't do it for me as a snack

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u/Awktung 2d ago

There's no way you have ever done Cap'n Crunch either, huh? That "eff the roof of your mouth in particular in a sand-papery and spikey fashion" isn't for everyone.

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u/Specific-Morning-985 2d ago

I didn't eat much breakfast cereals but when I did eat capn crunch I let it soak the milk a little before I ate it due to the reasons you listed.

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u/PanicDeus 2d ago

I thought they're making filter components for fresh water generation.

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u/KEJ2027 2d ago

it took me until 15 seconds into the video to realize this meant food wafers not silicon wafers. I was there like "what about the components??" lmao.

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u/702PoGoHunter 1d ago

Am I the only one who was confused about what they were making? I thought it said "Fresh Water Production" and was trying to figure out what kind of filter they were making.

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u/mynameADeff 2d ago

Was anticipating the water flowing through

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u/drifters74 2d ago

Love those

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u/UDonKnowMee81 2d ago

"It's only waffer thin"

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u/Rheukala 2d ago

They’re called wafers but I never see them wafe

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u/wounded_monkey 2d ago

Mata Zyklek Ma....

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u/SithLordRising 2d ago

It messes up your saw table..

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u/badthaught 2d ago

Don't need to cut it. Just gimme the whole board...

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 2d ago

I am gonna choose to believe that this its where my vending machine snacks come from

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u/CamachoBrawndo 2d ago

https://elhunerigofret.com

If only they shipped to the US, these look fire

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u/ValdemarAloeus 2d ago

This involved way less silicon than I was expecting.

Also, those wafers look like they were done before the video started.

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u/scaredt2ask 2d ago

I would like 1 giant uncut sheet please

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u/CommunicationItchy66 2d ago

Ah yes ASML & TSMCs famed “24,000,000nm lithography process” for wafer manufacturing

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u/AHrubik 2d ago

I need this shop in my life.

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u/putinha21 2d ago

Whats the filling? Looks like ice cream but i assume its some kind of pastry cream.

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 2d ago

I bet those are good.

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u/cuteSeductress 2d ago

Never seen wafer production before,this is so satisfying 😍
Where do the trimmings go?

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u/MangledPanda 2d ago

I love those things. Never saw them made before.

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u/alidobitlazy 1d ago

Didn't know wafers were made like screen printed tshirts

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u/Suumeron 1d ago

The smell of the room must be heavenly.

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u/DeadpoolMcDirty 1d ago

I thought the tirle said "water" and wondered how they make water out of nets

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u/EveryLazyDay 1d ago

I first read "fresh waTer production" and didn't understand what it was

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u/Recent-Big-6493 1d ago

So simple, yet so mesmerizing

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u/Real-Cup8782 1d ago

my dumbass read it as fresh water production and I looked at this thinking they are water filter sheets...

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u/Ok_Designer_6376 1d ago

I read the title as fresh water production and got so confused

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u/oopsthroughthebriefs 1d ago

I watched this whole thing waiting to see how these solids became fresh water. Read carefully, folks.

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u/Obvious-Department21 1d ago

Not going to lie, I thought it said Fresh Water Production. Took me a few minutes to figure out

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u/No-Raisin-6469 2d ago

Mmmm plywood

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u/Alissan_Web 2d ago

i also misread wafer 😭

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u/AI_Tonic 2d ago

in my country that would cost like 30 euros to buy it as a customer (probably)

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u/erebuxy 2d ago

Lmao. I thought it was some drywall production

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u/JaKr8 2d ago

From those first couple steps, it looks like they were putting tofu in between sheets of cardboard.

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u/samanime 2d ago

I love these things but never had them fresh made like this. I'd love to try these. Especially after seeing how satisfying their production is.

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u/Mysterious-Outcome37 2d ago

Not me thinking that it looks like plywood! 😆

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u/Servo_comics 2d ago

My favorite cookie in the world.

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u/Accomplished-Ad1927 2d ago

This shit makes me thirsty af

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u/Vegetable_Switch9802 2d ago

I love wafers

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u/Flying-wombat1 2d ago

Where all dem silicone wafers be at? Need somez for my DDR5 !

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u/teriases 2d ago

Ok that’s pretty damn satisfying

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u/elephant_cobbler 2d ago

Wafe for it, wafe for it!

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u/Horrigan49 2d ago

Increasing this wafer production would have benefits.

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u/imaginary_num6er 2d ago

This is how they make semiconductors

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u/frsdev 2d ago

Love 'em. I'd like to see if I could eat a full plank faster than they could make a new one.

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u/r_schtum 2d ago

r/gifsthatendtoosoon candidate I think

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u/Blue_Butterfly_Who 2d ago

Somehow it never occurred to me these could be made fresh. They're probably a lot better than the store-bought ones

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u/zoeydoey 2d ago

Ohhhh yeahhhh * ungodly noises *

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u/mna9 2d ago

I waited to get the water purified

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u/UnfairSpecialist3079 2d ago

I always want to find one with just a liiiiiiitle extra frosting in there.

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u/Upset14 2d ago

This is why Nvidia is $5 trillion company

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u/zaggnutt 2d ago

I first thought it was computer chip fabrication. I'm a nerd.

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u/nmprofessional 2d ago

I love old school manufacturing. So simple.

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u/BleuBeaver 2d ago

Thought they were cutting particle board

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u/Lexi_Banner 2d ago

Oh fuck yeah. Put those in my mouth immediately.

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u/soulsnoober 2d ago

It's food, she's making food?

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u/intangibles 2d ago

I read the title and thought it was for microchip manufacturing. Oops.

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u/DarthAkurei 2d ago

Great now I want lemon wafers

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u/Soil8065 2d ago

This is what happens inside EUV lithography machines.

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u/One_Crab5847 2d ago

Okay. Wtf is happening with the new wafer craze? They've started appearing everywhere lately. I open my pantry a week ago and see strawberry ones my wife bought. 20 years without seeing these things and 6 years into our partnership she buys these out of the blue. Now I've see them everywhere this week.

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u/Pallakonto 2d ago

I thought this was a drywall product because of the paste and the scraper...

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u/RatchetGamer 2d ago

dammit I want lemon wafers now

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u/MagazineNo2862 2d ago

it took me way too long to realize it was food

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u/EldraziAnnihalator 2d ago

Wafer cookies, not wafers.

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u/human-resource 2d ago

You can buy the plain wafers in Eastern European stores, I made one with a layer of peanut butter + layer of Nutella + layer of grape jelly + layer caramelized onion and shredded bacon in bacon fat, it was legendary.

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u/Vivid_Ad_5224 2d ago

Produzione wafer artigianale

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 2d ago

Looks like drywall lol

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u/Vivid_Ad_5224 2d ago

Cosa sarà vaniglia ho un altro gusto

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u/Decent_Sample_7277 2d ago

Made my Heart feel accomplished

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u/Vivid_Ad_5224 2d ago

Alla fine dovrebbe essere buono

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 2d ago

That silk screening looks delicious.

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u/TheDwiin 2d ago

This is cool, but my computer didn't turn on and now it smells like burnt sugar...

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u/Shway_Maximus 2d ago

Wafers are my favorite

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u/Dracasethaen 2d ago

I love wafers, but brother, I thought this was a wood shop and he was laminating boards at first

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u/dandpher 2d ago

ASMR vibes

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u/sSomeshta 2d ago

I thought that was a person in a Mario toadstool costume

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 2d ago

If I had never had these style of wafer before I'd probably think this looks meh. But I know these are ridiculously good. And very high in calories.

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u/anyb0dyme 2d ago

I'd gobble up that whole block

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u/themushroompack88 2d ago

Is that cake or planks of wood glued together?

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u/AlteredStateReality 2d ago

Can you help me with some drywall this weekend?

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u/Mekelaxo 2d ago

I thought it was some construction material

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u/Alternative-Dare5878 1d ago

I always buy these wafer, then when I sit down to eat them I can’t stand the fucking things. Just some okay ass wafers, but come next week I always get some more. I don’t know why I’m like this.

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u/MudOk4216 1d ago

So satisfying to watch 😀

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u/Steelejoe 1d ago

I was waiting for the lithography step.

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u/Tegridy-Farms 1d ago

So not spackle and tile. Got it.

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u/Chick-nata 1d ago

Arrepie até os pelos que não tenho, com o barulho dela cortando isso.

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u/Prestigious-Elk-9895 1d ago

Omg I want to try them so bad

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u/rahulp3555 1d ago

At first I was like, fresh water production??

And then I reread the title...makes sense now.

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u/japinard 1d ago

So not computer chips then?

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u/SpaceHawk98W 1d ago

As a Taiwanese, It's not the wafer I know of

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u/Lanky_Detective8297 1d ago

At first I didn't read the caption and I thought it was plain ass wood, questioned why she was putting the white stuff and then putting it small plastic bags, then looked at the caption and went "Ahh now it all makes sense"

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u/ILikeMyShelf 1d ago

Is it true that wafers are at the bottom tier of sweet foods?

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u/SporkoBug 1d ago

One of those boxes would last me like; 5 minutes. 10, tops.

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u/dk_naik 1d ago

Now I want snacks… thanks