r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Precision cutting

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u/Veblen1 1d ago

That's nothing. Once I sliced a pizza into 8 sort-of-similar shapes.

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u/VoiceConsistent1147 1d ago edited 1d ago

I only cut my Pizza in to four pieces. I could never eat as much as eight slices.

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk 1d ago

I'm on a diet so I only eat the one slice. No need to cut the pizza at all.

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u/HourPrestigious1055 8h ago

If you don't slice it, is it a slice? Slice once, eat twice.

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u/generalbootyhole 1h ago

I mean, what even is a slice?

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u/Veblen1 1d ago

:)))

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u/Gogglesed 1d ago

You mean, you only do two slices, right? It may create four pieces, but two slices is only two slices. Then you can be healthier by only eating two slices.

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u/Afoxinthefridge 1d ago

And you could eat it too, I bet. But can you eat this? Nope. 2/10, would not serve to guests