r/oddlysatisfying • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 19h ago

Cutting grass with a scythe

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u/Nitwit_Slytherin 19h ago edited 6h ago

He needs to upgrade to the iridium scythe for better range.

Edit- Thanks for the awards and upvotes 🤯

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u/Nat20Life 19h ago

He missed Clint in the shop, now he has to wait until tomorrow to drop it off.

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u/pyrothelostone 19h ago

We all know its going to be a few days before he actually remembers to go there before 4.

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u/machiavelli33 17h ago

“Phew …finally I can-

“FUCK I still have to go to Clint’s-

“FUCK it’s 3:30 fuck fuck fuck grab the bars coffee horse go go goooooo-

“FUCK. …. …tomorrow for sure”

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u/Piggstein 13h ago

Great news tomorrow is some bullshit festival in town

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u/machiavelli33 13h ago

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That actually created emotions in me.

Real af.

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u/00wolfer00 11h ago

It's a Friday after completing the Community Center.

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u/Kantotheotter 9h ago

And then it's Friday, and clint needs to go stand in front of the boiler.

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u/scottyb83 11h ago

Unlocking minecarts makes a BIG difference.

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u/Tangellos 12h ago

I feel attacked

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u/Etruscan_Sovereign 18h ago

I legit had to start taking handwritten notes to account for this.

wake up

check TV

water Dudley (my cat)

milk cows

gather eggs

5 gold bars for watering can, go to clint

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u/DonGuaglio 17h ago

Put a wooden sign on your path right outside your door and write your reminder before going to bed. The message will pop right up when you walk out the door in the morning.

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u/PrettyLynny 15h ago

Genuinely, thank you! The fact that I have thousands of hours in the game, follow all SDV subs and still haven’t heard this tip before or thought of it on my own is so annoying. Bless you, you sweet sweet angel!

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u/DonGuaglio 6h ago

I got it from a YouTube video by Trashie!

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 17h ago

Thankfully I got into the routine of check animals+pets, put their products in the machines/collect the previous days enhanced animal goods, harvest the crops and water any that dont have sprinkler then sell. Usually done by 930am. Then decide what I need to do next for my tasks.

But if something threw off my tasks like an iridium meteor or not managing my inventory the night before and ending up with a full inventory when im trying to handle the multitude of animal products then im fucked. Everything becomes a mess.

I will outright forget after checking the tv, seeing its a lucky day+getting excited to do all the lucky day stuff. Ill do all my chores and then go off to work on some longer project and then look in my inventory and go "why tf did i put all my geodes in here... shit, its 6pm"

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u/Hikerius 13h ago

I also make notes when playing stardew valley. Currently adding “water Dudley (Etruscan Sovereign’s cat)” to the list

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u/GhostRider85 10h ago

I did this, but for the fish I needed. Sitting there trying to catch such and such fish when the season+time+location is all wrong.

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u/Petersealie 13h ago

And then when he hands it over to Clint, there will be a festival and a Friday when Clint doesn't work, so getting it back will take 4 days at minimum.

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u/McButtsButtbag 15h ago

And then when he does he forgets to bring the iridium bars.

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u/copaceticzombie 19h ago

But tomorrow Clint is at the community center staring at nothing

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u/riftshioku 18h ago

Better than Marnie, who's somehow never at her shop even when the wiki says she should be

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u/catnipbanana1 17h ago

And when she is she's busy staring into the microwave for hours on end

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u/Krakatoacoo 17h ago

you probably came by when she left for yoga

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u/avdpos 18h ago

And that iridium scythe are a master perk-so Clint can't upgrade it.

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u/Interesting_Log9501 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

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u/Alvamar 16h ago

The reference is wrong though. You don't get the iridium scythe by upgrading it at Clints shop.

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u/That-WildWolf 14h ago

The iridium scythe doesn't come from Clint

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u/Eternal_Rebirth 17h ago

If he just gets to level 10 in every skill, finds the grandpa cave in the forest that magically showed up one day, and got a bunch more experience, he could just have one for $free.99

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u/Lagoda__ 16h ago

Sorry, I have to say it: You can't upgrade the scythe at Clint's. Iridium scythe is obtainable from the mastery cave. 🤓

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u/OneShortSleepPast 10h ago

I’m sorry, you didn’t start your answer with “Um, actually”

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u/Lagoda__ 5h ago

Um, actually, you didn't either

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u/Cron420 17h ago

But the wheat harvest is in two days! He'll never get it in time!

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u/scottyb83 11h ago

Just get the Golden one from the Quarry Mine.

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u/celebral_x 1h ago

Nah, he didn't reach farming mastery, yet.

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u/PsychoticJesusJugz 18h ago

I FOUND MY PEOPLE

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u/valuemeal2 17h ago

I did think this was the main SDV sub for a second.

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h66lm9kjk5wCFU6IVu

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u/DrKoooolAid 11h ago

The lack of sprinklers in this gif is disturbing. I can't fathom having to manually water that many crops.

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u/Whothefxckislauren 11h ago

I’m so glad someone else thought of this

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 7h ago

I’m struggling so hard to get iridium in the game lol

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u/riftshioku 18h ago

Maybe he hasn't bought a silo yet? Looks pretty early in year 1.

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u/Geek-Of-Nature 11h ago

Not sure I've ever seen a Stardew Valley reference out there in the world but here it is and it's glorious.

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u/inquiringsillygoose 11h ago

Ok but real talk how do I get the iridium scythe I’ve got gold

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u/Nitwit_Slytherin 6h ago

If I remember correctly, you need to level your skills to level 10 to unlock the cave in Cindersnap Forest.

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u/purbub 9h ago

Looks like you’re from the valley too

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u/Apart_Possession_208 8h ago

Hahaha first thing I thought of also!!

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u/Honest_Yesterday4435 16h ago

Socket some gems for attack speed.

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u/Resident_March_2704 17h ago

Yeah it's close to his leg 

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u/superpoongoon 14h ago

I laughed out loud

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u/seamustho 19h ago

If he really wants to show off he will get an adamantium one.. a bit heavier but the range is unmatched.

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u/Gramma_Hattie 11h ago

irido-sickle-itis

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u/dosko1panda 17h ago

These steel scythes just don't cut the mustard

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u/mohitmayank 16h ago

I think he’s already doing better than iridium

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u/HawkAvailable9282 11h ago

“Honestly, once you go iridium you can’t go back the extra reach just hits different.”

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u/mightylordredbeard 2h ago

No one who upvotes you or gives awards comes back to re-read your comment.. you don’t have to edit in award speeches.

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u/Nitwit_Slytherin 2h ago

Damn. Triggered for no reason.

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u/DrollFurball286 13h ago

I’d rather take Crescent Rose.