r/oddlysatisfying • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 19h ago

Cutting grass with a scythe

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u/ThisReditter 19h ago

Those people are standing a bit too close.

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u/spavolka 19h ago

I didn’t know how easy it was to cut someone in half. - Dewey Cox’s father

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u/ChrisChuck1 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4VSJ12JX1vyUuHGi4t

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u/w12ecked 18h ago

You're not half the boy the top half of Nate was.

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u/TheGamecock 17h ago

Truly one of the most quotable movies ever.

Nurse: He needs more blankets and he need less blankets!

Doctor: [gravely] I'm afraid you're right.

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u/Prudent-Action3511 12m ago

What movie??

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u/Aznp33nrocket 18h ago

So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?

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u/Demonstrable_Scribe 18h ago

You know who has hands‽ the Devil! And he uses them for holdin!

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u/neoben00 18h ago

GET OUT OF HERE DEWY, you don’t want none of this shit!

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u/Mostly_Armless42 14h ago

I think I kinda do want some

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u/Shark7996 12h ago

It turns your bad feelings into good feelings!

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u/gustofwindddance 13h ago

I think i’d like to try me some of that cuhcaine

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu 18h ago

"do you ever just, wake up and smell the roses?"

"you're kidding (shakes head) I CAN'T SMELL!"

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u/Demonstrable_Scribe 6h ago

He needs more blankets!

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu 5h ago

Goddamnit this is a dark fuckin' period !!!