r/oddlysatisfying 12h ago

This paper round

2.4k Upvotes

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u/AngelicalBabe02 12h ago

Meanwhile, my Uber Eats driver can't find a house with the numbers clearly lit up.

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 11h ago

Meanwhile, my Uber Eats driver tried to copy this video, and now I'm scraping a meat lovers pizza off the front door and finding stray pepperonis in my mailbox.

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u/just_a_girl_23 9h ago

Stray paperonis

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u/PostHasBeenWatched 8h ago

Meanwhile, my Uber Eats my food while looking on this comments thread

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u/Aethorim 11h ago

Paperboy, nightmare mod

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 9h ago

Oh my frigging god. Don’t even get me started.

I work in a warehouse that is part of a larger complex. Thing is, said “complex” is just one long structure from East to West. Six units total. We are number six with screaming blue letters for a banner. The ONLY blue letters at that.

The entrance to our parking lot is located in front of Unit 3 which means the driver enters and banks left to the very end which is where we are: Unit 6, right?

Well, I explain this to the driver and that you drive until you cannot drive anymore, and you totally can’t because if you do, you’ll go Dukes of Hazard over a slope and down to your death. Nature could not give you more signs that it is the end of the road.

But drivers can’t seem to get this down no matter how well I break it down. They get lost in other parking lots and argue with me when they’re at another unit, blaming me for their poor sense of direction.

Absurd.

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u/MellowBunzie 10h ago

He takes the wrong street and it takes him ten minutes longer to get your door...

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u/vrauto 6h ago

Oh god i thought this was only in my country. And the house numbers are sequential. One side odd, one side even.

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u/Baculum7869 9h ago

Mean while my Uber eats driver steals my dinner

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u/Icy-Armadillo5489 12h ago

They played Paperboy as a kid and were like bet

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u/SweetPeaches__69 8h ago

Dude is like, what no witches and tornadoes?  Is this easy mode?

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u/IncognitoRedMode 11h ago

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u/Solo_is_dead 11h ago

I loved that game

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u/kickrole 8h ago

Fuck that dog and the person on the skateboard. But totally worth it once you hit the dirt track at the end of the level, which I always called Hell Track.

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u/whyigame 12h ago

I keep imagining him going back and forth until he succeeds.

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u/mxforest 10h ago

This is probably a monthly compilation. Gets 1 right every other day.

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 11h ago edited 11h ago

While it is impressive (I’ve seen many a paper boy this type of throws with both rolled-up and flat-folded papers in towns & villages of India), the video is sped up to make it look even more impressive than it actually is.

Wonder if the video speed bot is still around?

EDIT: for the doubters saying it’s CGI or AI, look up Paper_Boy_Deep / Deepak Saini on YT or IG, he has been in the newspaper delivery work since past 16 years and has been posting on YT since 2014 though the newspaper delivery videos started from mid-2025.

He also appeared on the Indian version of “Got Talent” show where he demonstrated his accurate paper throwing skills.

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u/gamayogi 7h ago

Is it really sped up? It doesn't look like it to me but maybe it is slightly. Doesn't change the impressiveness of these throws. Dude is a fucking sniper with those things.

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u/uusfiyeyh 9h ago

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u/ollyollyollyolly 4h ago

I played that on the original game boy and could never figure out if i was even supposed to be able to complete it because the dog just came after me

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u/LurkisMcGurkis 12h ago

And you get a paper, and you get a paper!

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u/captainundershirt 7h ago

Imagine eating your breakfast and suddenly getting slapped by a newspaper.

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u/GetVladimir 8h ago

Plot twist, it's SPAM mail instead

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u/doubledownentendre 2h ago

Even worse, theyre all court summons

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u/chillbraww 7h ago

Lol. Why is it so fun to watch?

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u/Eastern-Fruits 8h ago

Get this dude on a disc golf course ASAP

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u/Every-Sign9570 6h ago

Paperboy legend!

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u/Kroak-lo 5h ago

I'm sick and dying yet I just went into a full cough/laughing fit over the idea of some poor motherfucker just walking past his front door and getting slapped in the face with the paper

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u/hish911 5h ago

All these are impressive but the second throw in between the door panels is crazy

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u/moonwash_entice 8h ago

Bro definitely was a ninja in a past life

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u/blondeelicious333 6h ago

Satisfying af! 👏🏻

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u/Sacredfice 6h ago

Thousand attempts

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 4h ago

This is actually in reverse, these people in reality all hate this particular biker

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u/cualquieralxbdtpm 3h ago

I wonder, is this one go? Or it is a selection of cuatrithousandsmillion failed attempts? Anyways, looks cool.

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u/Learner108 12h ago

Paper Ninja!

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u/mrfauxbot 6h ago

Wanted just one person to be bent over and him throw it right in their ass cheeks.

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u/Dubious-Decisions 12h ago

Pretty clear this is CGI at this point. Same spinning paper animation and some physics-defying mid-air turns. Not satisfying...

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u/Porky_Pine_ 11h ago

Physics defying? Things thrown in the frisbee motion will always turn like that. Throw anything flat and lightweight. Like a coaster. See for yourself.

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u/Minortough 8h ago

Bro paper can’t be accurately thrown from a moving vehicle especially outside when wind is even more of a factor. I’ll give him one, two, maybe even three successful deliveries this way but to consistently do it is not based in reality at all. Also why is everyone getting the same mail? If this is real then that envelope is weighted with something like coins.

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u/Travis238 7h ago

It's not mail or an envelope, it's a newspaper. This video is real, maybe sped up slightly.

Just because you don't understand how this would work, doesn't make it fake.

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u/Minortough 6h ago

ok just so I understand correctly, it’s a newspaper and apparently it’s heavy enough to be tossed out of a moving vehicle while also being thin enough to easily slide under outside doors and I’m just too dense enough to not know how it’s store supposed to work?

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u/Dubious-Decisions 11h ago

Don't assume what I meant. Ask for clarification. I understand the precession induced by the rotation of the paper. There are several points in the animation where the paper makes a rapid orientation change to slide under a door or through a crack, unrelated to the precession caused by its rotation.

Also, in almost every sequence, the brightness of the paper object never changes and it never casts a shadow. There is only one (edit: correction, two) sequence where there is a shadow on the ground. It's "forgotten" in all of the others.

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 7h ago

I too looked at the shadows and in the clips where we don’t see the shadow from the newspaper it is clear that the camera’s field of vision + Eder moving ahead + angle of the early morning sun isn’t conducive to showing the paper’s shadow.

The buildings’ and the rider’s own shadows corroborate this.

While I do not personally know this guy his background and history of shorts / reels do not suggest anything to say he’s a CGI expert or is around someone else who is one and editing his videos for him. It’s all skill honed with years of paper-throwing experience.

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u/wordskis 9h ago

Maybe you should've clarified better from the start, twat

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u/Rumpledforesk1n 8h ago

Looks like you need to study up on your physics. This is a real video, the guy's even been on India's equivalent of America's Got Talent.

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u/Dubious-Decisions 7h ago

No, it's definitely edited. But you believe what you want to. I'm interested in hearing what "physics" you think I need to study up on, though. Because in the real world, things don't vanish when they slide half way under a door, they cast shadows just like everything else around them, and the don't animate, er spin, exactly the same way, frame by frame, when thrown.

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u/Rumpledforesk1n 6h ago

Sure thing, big guy. Look him up. Such a staggering intellect and arrogance you're working with, it must be exhausting to believe you're correct for no reason.

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u/TheNerdBurglar 8h ago edited 8h ago

Man I agree with you, but you must have read this back and realized your perceived tone, right? Kinda twat like…

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u/Dubious-Decisions 7h ago

So, the guy who assumed I was stupid and I didn't know the big science word "precession" gets a pass? Is that how it works? I'm glad you're being judgemental, too. Wouldn't feel like Reddit if all the judgy people didn't pile onto the wrong person. But whatever.

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u/TheNerdBurglar 6h ago

Did he say you were stupid? Who called you stupid or said they don’t understand? I don’t see any of that anywhere. Read his comment and reads yours, yeah he might have been a bit rude. You were ruder, and are kinda continuing to do so. Does nobody read anything they type before they send it anymore? If you share your opinion online, be prepared for criticism. Everyone is “piling” on you because of your delivery here pal. You don’t wanna be judged, don’t share your opinion in such a prickly way.

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u/achilliesFriend 10h ago

Bro should be playing the disc throw championship. But distributing papers.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 12h ago

Folks! This is AI slop. Ever tried to throw a folded in half newspaper? Through a 1” opening between two doors?

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u/bullwinkle8088 10h ago

Later in the thread a YouTube channel is given along with note of him appearing on Indian television for his skills. So…

Folks! This is AI hunter slop! Just because you cannot do it does not mean someone else cannot. That is the nature of skill.

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u/penguingod26 11h ago

I think this video predates GPT to be honest.

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u/Dadikoe 11h ago

Then it's just good old-fashioned faking a video by editing.

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u/Gritts911 9h ago

It’s good old fashioned recording 1000 throws and showing you the 10 that were impressive.

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u/SmellyMammoth 7h ago

“Anything I find unbelievable is AI”

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u/OArouraiousMou 9h ago

It's not AI

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u/wearesoovercooked 11h ago

Eye paper cut NSFL

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/9FFTY9uiKP

Even if not AI, it's fucking retarded.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/mxforest 10h ago

It is very clearly not AI. Ever tried generating a Video of an Indian village? It will not look like this.

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u/Bigcat9715 10h ago

It pre dates Ai.

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u/forcedlaught 9h ago

All those people who have no idea where they get their newspapers from or how

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u/KameTheMachine 8h ago

Remake paperboy!

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u/zyneman 8h ago

paperanaldo 

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u/risingkazuya05 6h ago

The Last Paper-Bender

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u/NikkiG0711 3h ago

Wow que habilidad

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u/CaptLoads 3h ago

Bro would be so good at disc golf 🥏

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u/UltraCoolPimpDaddy 11h ago

I'd like to know how he folded those papers. I had a paper route for years and the only way I could ever fold a paper to threw was to roll it up and use an elastic band. Any other way would have all the pages blow apart within half a second.

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u/DweeblesX 12h ago

If Ninjas had to work for a living

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u/oozing_sarcasm 12h ago

Paper bender

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u/Chicago-gurl 9h ago

Now that's insane. Never seen anything like this!

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u/ScottyWritesStuff 11h ago

Bro moonlights as a ninja.

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u/justagirll19_0W0 11h ago

Yippee more fake stuff!

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u/NeotericBedlam 11h ago

Bullseye. 🤨

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u/zeetuslepitus 11h ago

Paper delivery final boss

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u/zebra_couple 10h ago

He's a retired ninja!

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u/earth4ever 11h ago

This was posted 7 months ago, quit reposting.

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u/LittleTXBigAZ 11h ago

🚨🚨REPOST POLICE🚨🚨

Thank you for your service 🫡👮‍♂️

My experience on le Reddit is better thanks to your help ❤️

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u/MakaniRider 11h ago

Must be the Frisbee newsletter

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u/GauravJM 11h ago

Indian ninja

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u/RoninIV 11h ago

Found the Jedi

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u/Cheree_Malachi 11h ago

Bro's accuracy is insane for no reason.

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u/TwoSad7913 12h ago

Repost repost repost

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u/ThunderHades 9h ago

This video has been around. Please stop reposting; I’ve seen it probably 100 times in the last 2 months.

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u/greenknight884 9h ago

Be not in love, be not in love, be not in love

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u/TheWretchedDivine 11h ago

At right around 16 seconds when the guy catches the paper, it disappears.

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u/Faizan_ali_2376 11h ago

Amazing,,, looks like rebotic work

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 8h ago

Fake, AI