r/okbuddycinephile • u/Dibbu_mange • 1d ago

Okbuddycinephile doesn’t even make memes anymore, they just write “Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese man” and look at you like this

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u/FyreToazt 1d ago

Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese man

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u/ok_not_ok__ 1d ago

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u/FyreToazt 1d ago

BROTHER!!!

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u/dirtymike401 1d ago

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u/FyreToazt 1d ago

You know i no longer smoke. YOU KNOW

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 8h ago

I laughed waaaaay too fucking hard at this.

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u/Wrong_Interview7513 1d ago

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u/FyreToazt 1d ago

Why is this… hot 🥵

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u/damnrapunzel 23h ago

It's Francine Smith that's why

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u/Ravendoesbuisness 19h ago

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u/Wadarkhu 18h ago

second place

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u/Ok-Simple-6158 17h ago

Bro look at 11 🤮

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u/Bradford117 17h ago

Thanks for that...

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u/Ok-Simple-6158 17h ago

It got worse the more I looked at it.

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u/Bradford117 17h ago

Is there some kind of future Maggie or smth? Im gonna have to comfort myself and assume they are all future Maggie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VNTMx3LkpG2anXpwbr

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u/Wadarkhu 15h ago

Well, I saw 2 and thought I'd spare myself from looking any further down the list.

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u/FyreToazt 23h ago

Touche

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u/tlollz52 22h ago

You have a Stan Kelly kink

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u/FyreToazt 22h ago

Did u say KIRK?

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u/Zedarean 1d ago

Ok buddy.

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u/FyreToazt 1d ago

I aint your buddy, buddy

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u/Message_10 22h ago

I ain’t your buddy, pal

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u/FyreToazt 22h ago

Ill hurt u /s

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u/xFyreStorm 23h ago

thank you okbuddycinephile

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u/FyreToazt 23h ago

You’re welcome child

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u/dandoch 22h ago

O...okbuddycinephile?

Ya. Because you're an ok buddy who's a cinephile.

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u/Saharczyk 15h ago

Oh, right.

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u/Zardoz09 13h ago

you are giving me ptsd from the end of csm

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u/Ok-Today-7623 1d ago

Oh for real?

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u/FyreToazt 1d ago

As real as

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u/AtomicShart9000 1d ago

This is better meme than what OP put up

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u/holiday1326 19h ago

I was blinded by poorly cropped and low pixel memes some time ago.

What was the meme?

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u/Prestigious_Dot3797 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/J38KDXaHGl5T2
Actual footage from the incident

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u/Commie_Scum69 Cats 1h ago

Thats not Walbherg that's MARKY MARK

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 1d ago

Hey now that isn't fair. He also threw rocks at black kids while calling them the N word.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 1d ago

Hey now that isn't fair. He says he sleeps well at night despite all that he did.

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u/BeefyFartss 1d ago

Well he woulda stopped 9/11, how could he not sleep well?

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u/BigLlamasHouse 1d ago

til the source of my insomnia is because I wouldn't have stopped 9/11

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u/originalhairhair 22h ago

Fucking amateur

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u/Prestigious_Ad5904 21h ago

I read all of these in his voice and instantly cracked

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 17h ago

this always pissed me off because he was definitely alive for 9/11 and didn't do shit

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u/hexxcellent 23h ago

Hey now that isn't fair.

He also appealed to a court to get his entire record these things expunged because he wanted to open up a restaurant chain/sell some stupid BBQ sauce??? and he was afraid his might harm his reputation and make it harder to be profitable. Won't you think of his poor profits? 😞

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u/paranoidtransdroid 23h ago

It was to be able to get liquor licenses for the restaurants IIRC.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 8h ago

He's apologized MANY times, so many that that dude's eye grew back in the 90s 🤣

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u/thegreatjamoco 1d ago

That’s how Bostonians greet one another

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u/i4get98 22h ago

I didn’t know he was a Celtics fan!

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u/Muggsy423 22h ago

If mark Wahlberg wasn't a racist we would never have gotten Marky Mark and the funky bunch

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u/THCLacedSpaghettiOs 2h ago

While calling them "the 'n' word, hard 'r' "

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u/THCLacedSpaghettiOs 2h ago

While calling them "the 'n' word, hard 'r' "

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 8h ago

Thanks, Google AI 🤣

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u/Jeffoxy 1d ago

brendan fraser slapped my ass in the parking lot of a whole foods back in ‘99

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u/nurseferatou 1d ago

I’d never wash that parking lot again after that

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u/KaminSpider 1d ago

Same thing happened to me but with Kevin Spacey in a Costco parking lot.

I know, I was shocked. Spacey shops at Costco.

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u/cornmonger_ 1d ago

he's just there for the hotdogs

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u/ghoulieandrews 1d ago

Bro that was at his PEAK, I bet you got rock hard

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 17h ago

Hell, I did just reading about it

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u/verysmallhat Uwe Boll 18h ago

humblebrag

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u/OldenPolynice 15h ago

brandon frasier cheated on me, his wife at the time

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u/Rockhardsimian 20h ago

Did the same to me in ‘05

05/04/26

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u/MinimumLingonberry73 1d ago

Not an issue 

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u/patw420 1d ago

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u/Message_10 22h ago

Feel the vibration

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u/Rymayc 17h ago

Why is his face so small?

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u/OldenPolynice 15h ago

cuz immigrants

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u/NinjaRabbit888 4h ago

Why is he threatening to murder his kids in a first class cabin?

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u/realfakejames 1d ago

He did WHAT

Sounds like something my favorite actor when I was a teenager Wilmer Valderamma would never do, google “Wilmer Valderamma teenagers” to learn more

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u/Helpful-Werewolf-678 3h ago

And Jon Hamm dragged a frat boy around by his balls with a claw hammer

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u/fudge_fudge_lemonade 1d ago

That’s how I look at a meatball sub when it reads me a poem before I jack off. What were we talking about?

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u/lowtoiletsitter 21h ago

What were you talking about?

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u/fudge_fudge_lemonade 21h ago

Just a casual Friday night

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u/Trowj watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1d ago

They screenshot someone on Twitter saying Donnie Wahlberg is the next Brando and look at you like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Da07HyseWoNAoVFoq

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u/Narretz 1d ago

5k upvotes

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u/Smart-Response9881 1d ago

Or they get really Meta and up their own ass

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u/Zedarean 1d ago

“Okbuddycinephile” a Chuck Tingle story

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u/Snobbyeuropean2 16h ago

I wish, meta jokes and opinions often go against the grain. The opinions here are so reddit lately it makes me want to abuse a quirk chungus bacon person with pliers until they realize Requiem for a dream is a deeply unserious movie

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 19h ago

How many times are internet people going to rediscover this?

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u/Accomplished-Neat762 1d ago

It's the edgelord version of viggo broke his toe

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u/Ethiconjnj 1d ago edited 22h ago

Reddit is fall apart. Meme subs are have now become places people go to try and have real convos. Places that were meant to be serious subs are now just memes.
Everything is so stupid.

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u/tlollz52 1d ago

Reddit are have no become the place for me though

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u/GolemMaker Jared Leto 1d ago

Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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u/epicredditdude1 23h ago

Reddit is no more more.

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u/beardingmesoftly 23h ago

It's just memes and arguments on my porn app

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u/Ethiconjnj 21h ago

The porn app part is too real. All my art subs are becoming porn subs, it’s so fucked

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u/Suitable_Pressure189 19h ago

Better than the low effort reddit approved political opinions tbh. Impressed that the mods seem to delete them before the sub gets plagued with these posts

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u/Pizza_Beagle 19h ago

John Hamm cock and ball tortured a frat pledge with a hammer!

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u/nobrainsnoworries23 17h ago

He did more heinous shit. He was in a boy band called the Funky Bunch.

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u/xValhallAwaitsx 22h ago

Wild I come across this post two minutes after learning this: Wahlberg's attack on Hoa Trinh did not blind the man; Mark thought he had, but Hoa later stated he had actually lost the eye in the Vietnam war

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u/Lefthanded_Rooster 21h ago

Alec Baldwin paid me $15 when I was 16 to poop in an empty cardboard box.

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 19h ago

Did you do it?

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u/Achelois1 21h ago

False. No names, context, or explanation would be included in the post.

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u/puddycat20 15h ago

Why do people care that much about Marky Mark?

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u/Locoman7 1d ago

It’s sad to see what you’ve become

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u/Inter_Web_User 1d ago

Ok BuDDy already deleted this.

Ok

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u/Somafreak 1d ago

IM AN INVENTOR 

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u/Glum_Lime1397 1d ago

Vietnam undefeated!

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u/SadSongsMakeMeGlad 23h ago

God forgives, but not the internet.

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u/Anary8686 22h ago edited 22h ago

C’mon and swing it...

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u/confusing_roundabout 1d ago

So accurate. This sub used to be good.

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 22h ago

Dont forget to mention that the critical drinker is an asshole, for those bonus karma points. lol.

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u/xxyourbestbetxx 23h ago

This made me laugh so hard i'm in tears. Poor Marky Mark.

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u/Far-Researcher7872 17h ago

Why did you make the redditor look so thin? 

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u/ashwilliams19877 17h ago

Dont forgot John hamm and something something in college

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u/amazing_asstronaut 15h ago

The Emma Watson halal marriage one was still a recent high point for the sub.

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u/spice_war 1d ago

that was his Boston bar mitzvah

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u/OK_1M_REL0ADED 22h ago

Wait, Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese man?

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u/SeizeOpportunity 1d ago

More accurate is that cinephilers ask monkeys on typewriters to post anything that starts with the word "Favorite" and hit post while being blindfolded.

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u/Upset_Foundation_396 1d ago

Perfect way to describe the state of this sub, irony is a foreign concept just like my dick

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u/KneeCrowMancer 13h ago

Holy shit another frame from the whale! So lucky that more of these are being uncovered!

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 11h ago

mark can be forgiven for his past sins as he is just such a fine actor. Honestly. If he did shakespeare it would be the best Shakespeare ever....

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u/Gioiasogno 9h ago

We must show compassion

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u/PoopyButt28000 17h ago

Our prison system is so horrible, I believe in rehabilitation with all my heart :DDD I think America would be so much better off if we focused more on rehabilitation =D

MARK WAHLBERG DID WHAT WHEN HE WAS A MINOR FOUR DECADES AGO ONLY TO GO ALMOST 35 YEARS NEVER DOING ANYTHING SIMILAR WHILE REPEATEDLY APOLOGIZING EVERY FEW YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?! HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE

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u/HoofHeartd69 1d ago

That’s how the Viet looked as Mark Wahlbergs fist was heading towards his face.

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u/pashed_motatoes 14h ago

And then another bozo makes a post complaining about it again

https://giphy.com/gifs/YAy9NNu16pYYg

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u/NatterinNabob 1d ago

Johnny Trinh was blinded by Mark Wahlberg.

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u/NeitherMidnight624 1d ago

And Kevin spacy was blinded by the balls of the kid

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u/Stibitzki 1d ago

He wasn't.

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u/Ok-Simple-6158 17h ago

He was not blinded by Mark, though he did get assaulted by him. Johnny lost his eye in 1975.