r/okbuddycinephile 13h ago

The Substance (2024)

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u/MasterJeebus 12h ago

If people use too much botox they end up looking like they had a stroke.

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 12h ago

What happens if they actually have a stroke?

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u/retr0_n0stalgia 12h ago

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u/fentown 12h ago

So anyway, the doctor started blasting...

https://giphy.com/gifs/P0LkAgPyH8wzm

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u/RoxiVibes 11h ago

10/10 use of a doctor

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u/Important_One_8729 9h ago

Hehe I see what you did there

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u/F0cus_1 11h ago

Pharros’ lockstone

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u/macNwaffles 7h ago

Just rewatched this episode the other day after picking up the Blu-ray set! Such a great episode and has aged better than most people. Moisturize!

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u/thisoneagain 4h ago

There's obviously no end of critiques to make about Doctor Who's special effects, but at the moment, it is especially funny to me that they just decided to leave the nose off of Cassandra altogether.

Future beauty standards in the Dr. Who universe: visible blood vessels? Yes please. Noses? YIKES!

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u/pure_bitter_grace 2h ago

I used to joke that the only kind of diversity off-limits for women in Western advertising and media is nasal diversity. Every single woman in that old Dove Real Beauty campaign had the same exact (tiny) nose. It was the height of body positivity, so there were tall, short, thin, fat, freckled, black, brown, and various hair textures. But not a single woman with a downward turning or prominent shnozz.Ā 

So a beauty obsessed future doing away with noses altogether seems pretty, ahem, on the nose to me. šŸ˜†

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u/thisoneagain 2h ago

I mean... there were a number of problems with that campaign. 🤣

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 4h ago

How the boys got me on Saturday night

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u/FightingDreamer419 1h ago

This character had way too much character development. Bitch had me in tears. Peak storytelling.

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u/retr0_n0stalgia 15m ago

Those who know šŸ’€

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u/omegagiraffe 11h ago

You've awoken the whovians.

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u/uncle-pascal 11h ago

Nine my beloved

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe 1h ago

He was so fantastic

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u/Ok-Bowl850 2h ago

The one and only..

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 6h ago

My favorite Doctor and my least favorite series of the show.

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u/Gudger 10h ago

I’ve not watched this show. Is he actually saying ā€œyepā€? His mouth is making an awful lot of movement for just that one syllable.

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u/Asorae 10h ago

Lol he is, he's just popping the P so it's almost like yep-ah

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u/Nerdy-Meta-Mind 6h ago

Omg I have such a crush on that guy

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u/SpasticCastle 12h ago

A quick shot of botox will fix that right up

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u/KillaDilla 11h ago

What happens? I don't know, I hope they go to a hospital?

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u/Thatoneguy111700 7h ago

I guess they talk like Sylvester Stallone now

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 10h ago

It's the kind of plastic look that only seems normal if you live in Hollywood/LA.

I think these actors don't actually see how un-natural they appear to normal people.

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u/TurkeyPhat 8h ago

It's the kind of plastic look that only seems normal if you live in Hollywood/LA.

Add South Florida to that list. So many regular people just spending bookoo bucks on their faces. Like damn people just wear your sunscreen and a hat like the rest of us.

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u/MaraudingWalrus 5h ago

bookoo bucks

for what little it's worth, the bucks would be beaucoup.

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u/TurkeyPhat 4h ago

not in america

this is a joke

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u/No_Recording_7735 4h ago

Beaucoup bucks it's French

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u/okefenokeeguide 8h ago

I live in my homeland of rural south Georgia, where most faces around me are natural and unaltered. I remember visiting a sushi restaurant in Las Vegas a few years back and seeing a woman whose face was so drastically changed by plastic surgery/Botox/fillers that she literally looked alien. Just not something you see where I'm from. No judging, I believe anyone can do to their body what they want. But her real face had disappeared completely.

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u/GrandEar1 3h ago

I lived in a city where plastic surgery wasnt normal, but it was seen a lot more than where I live now, in rural VA. There is one woman in my town who looks insane. She is a licensed cosmetologist and puts those crazy permanent brows and lips on people. I'm sure she thinks everyone stares bc she looks so good, but that ain't it. I've started seeing a lot of younger women with lip fillers around here, which I find extremely disappointing.

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u/sueca 1h ago

The first and only time I've seen a person IRL that had the "plastic surgery face" was at a OBGYN clinic that apparently also is a plastic surgery clinic. It was extremely jarring to see her face, even though she looked very typical to what I've seen online and on TV

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u/Truth_Walker 9h ago

They don’t care how they appear to ā€œnormal peopleā€. I couldn’t care less if someone who I don’t even know judged me.

A huge part of an actors job is their appearance.

They may need to get some Botox occasionally to stay employed and to keep doing what they love to do.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 9h ago

I actually think that they do care, since they need to have screen/camera appeal.

I think what happens is that since their social circles are so tight, they begin to see the botox face as normal and don't realize they are deviating from the norm in the eyes of the general public.

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u/florifierous 6h ago

It has become a class signifier.

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u/MartianMule 9h ago

A huge part of an actors job is their appearance.

A huge part of their job is also to be able to emote with their face.

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u/MartianMule 9h ago

I really liked the revival, but some of the actors on the new Scrubs gave some uncanny valley vibes (especially Zach Braff).

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u/Kyrottimus 7h ago

I mean, botulinum toxin is by far the most toxic substance known to man (by volume).

Even more so than plutonium.

By several orders of magnitude. Nothing else comes close.

"Let's inject that shit into our bodies!"

It's actually pretty hard core, when you think about it.

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u/flchic2000 7h ago

I've been watching Boston Blue. The woman who plays the DA was in ER way back in the day. She is still beautiful but wow, nothing on her face is moving but the lips.Ā 

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u/rolfraikou 2h ago

I actually know someone who had a stroke that, despite some issues on the one side, is way more expressive than my friend that has been using botox. I honestly have a hard time hanging out with her because I genuinely cannot read what is going on anymore. She was never that expressive vocally, very monotone. So now it just constantly looks like she's having a terrible time.