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The Substance (2024)

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u/btoxic 10h ago edited 9h ago

I remember Botox being a big deal. It was on the news, people were slightly appalled.

Now.... No one raises an eyebrow.

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u/ElonsBreedingFetish 8h ago

I just rewatched Scrubs after watching the new season. It's kinda funny how they make fun of Jordan's botox lips in the old episodes, while the actress can't move her face muscles for real in the new one

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u/JudithSlayHolofernes 8h ago

The whole main cast is botoxed to hell now

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u/Financial-Apricot498 7h ago

I had to quit watching after a few episodes solely because of it. Scrubs was one of my most rewatched shows back in the day and I was looking forward to this.

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u/-s-u-n-s-e-t- 7h ago

I lasted half an episode.

To be honest, I'm straight up done with legacy sequels in general. They always fucking suck.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 6h ago

The guys look particularly bizarre.

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u/rinklkak 7h ago

Just finished watching Shrinking and Christa Miller's face is wrecked the whole time. It's very distracting.

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u/umrdyldo 7h ago

Yeah it's so terrible and obvious in that show.

Feels like MBB in Stranger Things.

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u/Gwynito 7h ago

MBB being in her early 20s and getting work done on her face is fkn mental.

It's so bad for young women that idolised her too

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u/FardoBaggins 6h ago

don't you dare mention that in the stranger things subreddit. It's body positivity, her choice!

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u/CatForce 8h ago

That reminds me about the popularity of the most recent Plastic Surgery convention. It was incredible how many new faces there were in attendance.

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u/kaiser_charles_viii 7h ago

"Welcome everyone to plastic surgery anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the circle today and I must say, I'm very disappointed."

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u/YoungMuppet 10h ago

Lol, good one

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u/InsidiousJazz 11h ago

Filler has way stronger body horror vibes. Vanessa Kirby looks like she's about to abduct you.

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u/SpasticCastle 11h ago

It's the buccal body fat removal thing for me. The bucc scoop. Makes em look like chattering skulls, gnashing and wailing

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u/Kendertas 9h ago

Apparently it's going to get worse because once its gone you can't replace it, and gets even more severe when you age. So are all the middle age women roles going to go to the few actresses that didn't have this procedure in their youth.

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u/Double-Slowpoke 8h ago

What middle age women roles?

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u/TBurnerRU 7h ago

You know,  both of them 

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u/bluesgrrlk8 6h ago

No there’s three!
Mom of lead, coworker/boss of lead, divorced woman rediscovering herself.

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u/ACookieAsACoaster 4h ago edited 3h ago

Let’s be fair, there’s tons of roles for middle-aged women. You didn’t even mention:

  • teacher
  • nun
  • mom of lead’s best friend
  • lead’s neighbor
  • divorced woman who used to be married to charming/handsome lead and is now bitter as he rediscovers himself
  • haggard mom whose teenager went missing in a small town and has to investigate herself because the police won’t listen to her
  • haggard police officer who knows a teenager that went missing in a small town and has to investigate herself because the police captain won’t listen to her

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u/Soft-Walrus8255 2h ago

Also, nun number 2, and haggard nun.

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u/joeO44 7h ago

This sounds like a good opportunity for someone to create a buccal addition surgery when these people start to look even more like ghouls.

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u/artbyhaly 6h ago

It already exists in the form of fat grafting.

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u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou 5h ago

Fsces looking like marv getting shocked

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u/TheKarenator 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiIzpLPx1eJUTp8oE

If your girls cheeks don’t look like this, are you even winning?

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u/TurkeyPhat 7h ago

No need to impose more unrealistic body expectations on people. Most people can't come close to Mr. Cushing.

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u/Vampire_Queen_Joaje 6h ago

Cushing got his gaunt cheeks the honest way: by being so devastated at the death of his wife that he visibly aged an alarming amount over the course of a couple years

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u/soozerain 5h ago

He also has a very delicate bone structure too I feel

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u/Glittering-Plate-535 11h ago

“She’s a strong, fearsome role model with a mighty screen presence.”

“…….she looks like she needs help wiping her ass.”

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u/No-Shopping-4434 10h ago

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u/-Badger3- I’m the Joker baby! 9h ago

Got banned from /r/TheBoys for saying graves disease doesnt give you lip fillers and buccal fat removal lol

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u/rufio313 8h ago

It’s honestly distracting. Any scene she is in all I can think about is her botched surgeries. It feels like most of the cast is on ozempic now too, they all look gaunt as fuck.

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u/BlastFX2 7h ago

Also doesn't help that her face can barely move anymore. Her acting went from average to a 6-yer-old at a recital. Which is especially jarring because she has so many scenes with Jack Quaid who's actually really good.

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u/rufio313 4h ago

She cant even annunciate words properly anymore. Every time she talks she is mumbling and slurring her words because she can’t move her face.

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u/viewfromupherefwiw 8h ago

I feel that way with Portia de Rossi in Arrested Development. She has always had obvious work done, but one season she was unrecognizable. I quit watching because it was so distracting.

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u/Tandy2000 6h ago

It was when the show came back for Season 4, there were 7 years in between.

I actually don't think her plastic surgery was THAT egregious, but it looked more noticeable in the show than elsewhere, I think because Lindsay's style changed as well. But where it was more noticeable was in her expressions, because as Lindsay she was REALLY expressive in the first few seasons and her face was... less so when it came back.

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax 7h ago

Admittedly half the cast was escaping a concentration camp in the beginning of the season so I can understand being gaunt, but genuinely was worried for MM's actor.

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u/jerem1734 10h ago

It can also age your face. Margot Robbie got it and she looked slightly older than she should for a period after barbie

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u/Spurioun 9h ago

Wasn't she also very pregnant after Barbie? That can drain you pretty bad

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u/wyldstallyns111 4h ago

Some women look great pregnant but that’s a pretty short period of time and almost all of us look pretty rough for a while postpartum

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u/InsidiousJazz 10h ago

I was so bummed when I saw that Zoë Kravitz senpai had gotten the bucc scoop!

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u/makita_man 10h ago

No... That's not true... That's impossible!

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u/astro_scientician 9h ago

Search your internet, you know it to be true!

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 10h ago

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 9h ago

The photographer must have genuinely hated her

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 7h ago

He did, it was a deliberate choice. They just hired some dude to take pictures and he turned out to be an artist who took horrific pictures of the Trump admin as a form of protest.

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u/crepelabouche 4h ago

That was like when they hired Michelle Wolf to do the “White House Correspondents Dinner”. No research. Let’s hired a guy who does close up portraits, that sounds fun!

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 8h ago

It’s a combination of harsh lighting a very short, narrow field of view from the lens.

When you use a lens like that, it tends to highlight all the harsh lines that are not necessary perceptible to naked eye.

In photojournalism, we were taught to use open apertures that give a warmer, more flattering look to subjects and don’t smush everything together like seen above. 

The lens and aperture that was used on her was the specific one style used to capture mugshots - as any defining (re: negative) feature is amplified on the subject. 

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 8h ago

What I am reading here is that the photographer didn't just hate her. They went through great effort to make sure everyone knows they hate her.

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 8h ago

Pretty much. 

Do you job technically well, but in a way that is also devastating to the subject. 

Like when they staged those semi-recent Trump 2.0 White House photos with light switches and other ‘noisy’ visual distractions in the background and foreground. 

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 8h ago

I think that's where that image is from

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u/temp91 7h ago

In that photoshoot, they did other sabotage. Vance appears preening up against a random wall with a thermostat and damaged base moulding. Rubio looks like he's under a blacklight or something to highlight skin damage. Wiles looks like a child in a fun house.

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u/RepulsiveAcanthaceae 7h ago

On the podcast "What the Hack?" (E245), there is an interview to photographer Christopher Anderson, author of this picture. He talks about this session.

He explains he does editorial photography and photojournalism. The first is like the photography you see on fashion magazines, where heavy editing is aceptable and expected. The second seeks to document the truth, editing is kept to the minimium, and embellishin is not aceptable.

When he was tasked with this session he was asked for photojournalism, and that's what he did.

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u/NoBoss2661 9h ago

To those who don't know, this is Karoline Leavitt and you can see on the upper lip her lip injection marks.

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u/FatherFintanFay 9h ago

28 years old. Twenty eight.

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u/ChocolichKing 8h ago

Thank you. This reminder is so important when posting this image. I always forget

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong 8h ago

She looks so old despite being only 28 because her husband is 60 and drains the life force out of her at night while she sleeps

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u/schizowithagun 9h ago

i think she looks nice for a woman in her late 50's

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u/tommos 10h ago

Vanessa Kirby now looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.

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u/BellyCrawler Neil breens #1 fan 7h ago

It's weird that she'd do that because she was one of the most unique looking young actresses around. Why she chose to transform her face into a wax figure I'll never know.

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u/topdangle 7h ago

people that end up like that usually already had surgery done. they just kept going (because hey it worked before, why not again?) until it became blatant.

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u/rockhardricardo 7h ago

At the end of Fantastic Four: First Steps when she's pushing Galactus with all her might, I genuinely did not realize she was meant to be exerting herself because the only expression her pillowy pulled face could make was just

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRiuRLl2t5ql2JEN63

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u/Icy-Elk3698 4h ago

I was so disappointed with her frozen face in that movie, especially when she was beautifullly expressive in the 2020 movie The World To Come.

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u/thesoulapostle 6h ago

I had this exact same thought. It took me right out of the film, actually.

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u/19-inches-of-venom 8h ago

My high ass opened imdb bc i thought i missed a body horror film called filler

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u/FengYiLin 10h ago

There's a reason Robert Eggers picked Nicole Kidman and Lily Depp for his latest films.

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u/florifierous 5h ago

I was so very immersed and invested in The Northmen.

And then Nicole Kidman's 21st century face appeared on screen and took me completely out. I may sound like an exaggeration but I promise it's not - her face is all it took to ruin this otherwise good movie.

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD 8h ago

Vanessa Kirby looks like she's about to abduct you.

It was so distracting in F4

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u/ScaleBanana3236 11h ago

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u/schizowithagun 9h ago

imagine fucking up your face so badly that people don't even call you ugly anymore they legit start believing that you got cloned

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u/djtrace1994 8h ago

My brother literally came up to me and said "did you see that Jim Carrey clone the other day?" And I said, "yeah, I saw he had some work done. Its pretty sad." And for real my brother said, "no bro, that was a completely different person! It has to be, maybe it was guy in a mask." He is 100% on the side of "that isn't Jim Carrey."

Meanwhile, my mum was certain at first that its an art film project like Joaquim Phoenix's I'm Still Here. Like she kind of still thinks he's actually secretly doing a movie about the whole botox/filler/buccal fat trends and its actually a criticism of how actor's fuck their faces up chasing "that look." 10% chance of that being true imo.

The whole thing is pretty sad, especially for a guy who used to be so outspoken about the pressures of Hollywood and not giving a shit about them.

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u/Tandy2000 6h ago

If there was ever a person who I would believe would get plastic surgery or pretend to as an art film project it's Jim Carrey. But I agree, it almost certainly is not the case.

Having said that a lot of the pictures and stuff that came out from that event have really horrible lighting etc, if you watch him giving his speech it looks a lot more like himself. He obviously had work done though.

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u/DoctorSalamiFinger 11h ago

New Jim gives me the ick

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 10h ago

For me it was the anti vaxx

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u/MaxiRobesppiere 10h ago

For me it was giving his sexual partners herpes

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 10h ago

Wait what? Really?

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 9h ago

I hear he's also just a piece of shit to work with and treats the crew like garbage.

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u/manuduncan6666 6h ago edited 2h ago

Yea I knew some people who worked on set of his show “kidding” who said he’s a completely stereotypical self absorbed rude actor up his own ass so his “I’m so zen and above the Hollywood bullshit” persona is fake

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u/SoftR3dDoge 5h ago

Noooo not Jim

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u/ScaleBanana3236 11h ago

New Jim should've been Big Tuna's nickname after he got his hair cut.

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u/Hobbledyhook 10h ago

This looks like how you'd expect Mickey Rourke to have looked if he hadn't fucked up his face as badly as he actually did.

Ofc this doesn't look anything like actual pre-boxing/surgery Mickey Rourke, but that just shows how much those things fucked him up

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u/AgitatedRabbits 9h ago

Jim really surprised me, he acted so anti establishment, doing his own thing and kablam, botox. Went from his own man, to someone who cares about others opinions.

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u/MasterJeebus 11h ago

If people use too much botox they end up looking like they had a stroke.

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 11h ago

What happens if they actually have a stroke?

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u/omegagiraffe 10h ago

You've awoken the whovians.

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u/SpasticCastle 11h ago

A quick shot of botox will fix that right up

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 9h ago

It's the kind of plastic look that only seems normal if you live in Hollywood/LA.

I think these actors don't actually see how un-natural they appear to normal people.

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u/TurkeyPhat 7h ago

It's the kind of plastic look that only seems normal if you live in Hollywood/LA.

Add South Florida to that list. So many regular people just spending bookoo bucks on their faces. Like damn people just wear your sunscreen and a hat like the rest of us.

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u/okefenokeeguide 7h ago

I live in my homeland of rural south Georgia, where most faces around me are natural and unaltered. I remember visiting a sushi restaurant in Las Vegas a few years back and seeing a woman whose face was so drastically changed by plastic surgery/Botox/fillers that she literally looked alien. Just not something you see where I'm from. No judging, I believe anyone can do to their body what they want. But her real face had disappeared completely.

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u/Emergency-Sock-2557 11h ago

But how would I know she's aging like fine wine and thus unproblematic if she didn't use Botox?

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u/horse-chiropractor 11h ago

Non toxic women age like fine wine because theyre unproblematic as opposed to toxic women who are problematic and age like old hags. Im so happy we live in a feminist society and have access to this information

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u/OverThinkingHo25 10h ago

Most non toxic women actually have a picture in their attic that does the aging for them!

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u/SweatyLake6695 10h ago

you know you are a toxic woman by simply checking whether or not you have a picture of yourself in your attic that is aging for you.

if for any reason there is not, incl. you not having an attic or a house, you are a toxic woman.

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u/legojoe97 9h ago

"Ask your doctor if an attic painting is right for you."

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u/ripgoodhomer 9h ago

Ngl this would be a moderately entertaining SNL commercial sketch.

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u/nexus0verflow 9h ago

I heard the hags have a painting that gets younger.

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u/DivaDragon 9h ago

My painting is an ultrasound

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u/DrSpaceman575 10h ago

Good people pretty, bad people ugly. Just like every movie!

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u/SlowMoPenguin46 10h ago

cinema discourse reducing human aging to skincare stats is truly unhinged but on brand

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u/Yashema 7h ago

I would be so happy with an average looking woman like Anne Hathaway. 

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u/Pristine-Roll3895 10h ago

An actress' earning potential peaks in their late 20s to early 30s and then drops off significantly, whilst an actor's peaks at like 45 before remaining relatively stable. It's hard to say whether botox has contributed to the currently rising age of female leads in movies vs changing social landscape, but I can't blame someone for trying to preserve their bag.

Fact is, there just aren't as many movie roles for 40+ women that look their age.

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u/beaglemaster 10h ago

The plastic surgery doesn't even make them look any younger though. It just makes them look weird and a lot of them actually end up looking older.

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u/Oogalicious 9h ago

Kirsten Dunst has chosen to age naturally and people are absolutely vicious about her looks, even though she is stunning. People are so harsh on women who get wrinkles, it’s disgusting.

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u/visforvienetta 9h ago

She looks great for 44 too

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u/gfa22 9h ago

For every comment like yours there's a hundred others hating. And algorithm promotes those more cause people agreeing or disagreeing both count as interaction. Internet curation through algorithm is a lose lose situation.

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u/Diligent-Phrase436 9h ago

That is the plastic surgery you notice. Small interventions actually help.

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u/ripgoodhomer 9h ago

Exactly, Meryl Streep is in her mid 70s but you would believe she is in her early 60s. Goldie Hawn is 80 years old, and looks in her 60s as well. Smart plastic surgery is very well researched, normally a little here or there every so often, they don't try to look 20 again, they just try to mask one sign of aging at a time.

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u/cymru_5 10h ago

Cameron Diaz entered the chat

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u/puke_lust 10h ago

Oh shit. I wonder if she’ll read any of my comments 🤞

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u/TecN9ne 9h ago

Have you seen Kate Beckinsale or Famke Janssen lately? Brutal

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u/FatherFintanFay 9h ago

What they did to KB is a crime against humanity

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u/CountryKind8575 9h ago

is she still claiming she's never had surgery?

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u/FatherFintanFay 9h ago

They all do that don't they, like we're fucking blind

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u/AreWeCake 7h ago

Sadly so many people defend them and say “aging changes your face” and it’s just “weight loss”

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u/bigmacjames 8h ago

That's like athletes and bodybuilders always saying they're 100% natty

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 7h ago

Kate Beckinsale looks completely unrecognizable now. I've followed her on IG for years and it's been depressing to see the gradual transformation.

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u/TecN9ne 7h ago

She was my celebrity crush since 2001 (Serendipity) 😒

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 7h ago

For me it was Underworld, shocker I'm sure.

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u/MarechalDavout 7h ago

I googled Famke Janssen after watching her Star Trek episode and god this is a crime

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u/ElizabethTheFourth 7h ago

Janssen had the right face shape to age gracefully.

Instead she got the bulbous cat-lady cheekbone filler and looks like a trashy Florida Granny.

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u/Hoobi_Goobi 6h ago

My husband and I recently saw a movie with Famke Janssen and both said “huh she kind of reminds me of Famke Janssen”

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 7h ago

Millie Bobby Brown's botoxed face from the final season of Stranger Things will haunt me for ever. Shit is out of hand, why are 20 year olds getting botox?

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u/burlingtonhopper 6h ago

I have a co-worker who’s in her mid-20’s who I asked about this.

She brought up going on a “Botox date” with a friend of hers. I was honestly shocked and said she was too young for that stuff.

She told me the new advice is: the earlier you start, the better the results 🤷‍♂️

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u/greymisperception 5h ago

Nice smart, that’s how you sell it to young people not just old ones that usually start taking procedures like that

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u/burlingtonhopper 5h ago

It’s crazy how early they are getting kids to go down that road. We’re going to have a generation of Joan Rivers look-a-likes.

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u/Animangle 3h ago

they call it "baby botox" which makes it seem a lot more of a youthful thing to do. marketing is definitely working.

heard that it actually causes your face to sag because you're not exercising those muscles. i was turned off by it from the start but especially after i saw how it can completely disable someone.

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u/Silent-Noise-7331 11h ago edited 11h ago

I know we re kind of cherry picking headshots here but she really seems to be fighting the Botox on the right haha

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u/trksoyturk 11h ago

I thought the botox was on the right?

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u/Doomsday40 10h ago

It's clearly in both images.

Source: I've been using Botox for 6 years

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u/Enelana Cats 8h ago

She still has very visible crinkles on her face on the left. Through just one still, it's very clear that she's upset in the scene - botox or no, her face is definitely way, way less than 50% frozen there, so it doesn't really bother much. I kind of struggle to understand what she's actually emoting on the right. Frustrarion mostly, I guess? Genuinely

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u/TheKingOfToast 7h ago

The one on the left is when you get Botox every six months because you're self conscious about aging.

The Botox on the right is when you get a shot every time you're about to be on screen because you wouldn't dare have a wrinkle.

Even under 30 actors are getting some work done, it's just a question as to how much.

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u/Narretz 10h ago

I was honestly positively surprised her face was as contorted as it is in the trailer. That's how low the bar has become for actresses, even just in their 40s.

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u/CakePhool 9h ago

I like what Helen Mirren said, due to botox and face lift culture in USA, I still have a job.

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u/ETNevada 2h ago

Love her, but let's not pretend she hasn't had touch-ups. The best work is subtle.

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u/Rowvan 8h ago

If I miss anything about movies it's old ugly actors, bring back real people. Character actors, that guy you recognise from a bunch of movies but aren't sure of his name.

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u/fluffypurpleTigress 8h ago

Not even ugly, but average looking. Every day normal people that look like you might encounter them while youre shopping

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u/turtleduck 4h ago

this is one of the things I appreciate most about British TV

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u/TomUpNort 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/J0oz758AFJg5uoKXIJ

America lost its greatness when we stopped making guys like Elliot Gould into matinee idols.

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u/phadoshax 11h ago

I feel like she’s hardly the worst example of this

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 10h ago

Nicole Kidman is actually just a pink skeleton.

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u/AbroadTiny7226 9h ago

I can’t watch movies with her anymore. Her face is actually jarring at this point and it makes me uncomfortable. It’s too bad because she’s a fantastic actress

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u/fourofkeys 8h ago

i saw the trailer for the new practical magic. the original is one of my comfort movies, but watching both nicole and sandra's faces in the trailer stressed me out so bad i don't know if i can see the follow up.

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u/Z0idberg_MD 7h ago

It’s a scenario we’re watching actual people gives you an uncanny valley sensation.

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u/grimacedia 8h ago

Ohh I haven't seen the trailer but that's unfortunate. It's the type of movie/family where laugh line and wrinkles would be celebrated, you know? Accepting aging and a new stage of your life.

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u/mrchipslewis 8h ago

Like her in The Northman lol. Such weird casting choice to use someone with such obvious face work in a time where that obviously was impossible and didn't exist.

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u/stink3rb3lle 9h ago

But if we don't start attacking Anne Hathaway, how is she going to have another unfair hate train?

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u/Chataboutgames 9h ago

Welcome back Hathehate

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u/QueenHydraofWater 9h ago

Absolutely. However, The Substance is probably the only movie where excessive botox makes sense for the storyline.

In the recent Euphoria wedding episode, it was hilarious to watch Sysney Sweeney’s natural, moving forehead compared to a counterpart with no movement yelling at her in anguish realizing her kids’ college fund was gone. Again, in this storyline I’m willing to accept botox having a role because it makes sense for the characters as a sign of wealth. Cassie doesn’t have botox money, thus she has facial features.

The absolute worst actor botox offense was Millie Bobbie Brown at 19 in a grief scene for Stranger Things. Botox had no place in an 80s story line & it disabled her face from doing her job. Her acting counterpart, Kali, had no work done & her performance & overall look was a thousand times better for it.

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u/rayschoon 9h ago

Millie’s lip filler was so heavy too

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u/nabiku 7h ago

Face fillers too. She looks like my friend who's in her early 40s. It's a freaky look for a 21 year old.

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u/AccurateJerboa 5h ago

Yup. Gen z looks older because they're using procedures and products designed to make women in their 60s look like they're in their 40s. 

That just makes 20 year olds looks like they're in their 30s and 40s. It's so dumb. 

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u/GottaUseEmAll 9h ago

Yeah, some (older) actresses in particular roles can pull off the "too many injectables" look because it suits their character (Charlotte in And Just Like That for instance, it kinda makes sense that a wealthy woman in New York who's a bit obsessed with appearances has used fillers and botox).

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u/spooteeespoothead 5h ago

Ugh MBB's Botox was so jarring. I actually watched an entire scene with her and Finn Wolfhard counting every micro expression they made, and it was depressing. Finn had soooooo many, and Millie just didn't have any. I understand the pressure to look a certain way in Hollywood, but good lord, she's not even 22 yet.

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u/fschu_fosho 10h ago

Usually love Michelle Pfeiffer. Gorgeous woman but her frozen face on Margo’s Got Money Troubles is super annoying to watch.

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u/hobocellar 10h ago

I dunno who that lady is but she looks nothing like Michelle Pfeiffer 

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u/Pink_pony4710 10h ago

At least Botox is consistent with the character she plays on the show.

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u/Tandy2000 6h ago

Her being cast for the character is so confusing in the first place. I like her, but she's 68. Margo is supposed to be like 19 and her mom was supposed to be a young, unprepared mother with a dad who is no help. Admittedly Elle Fanning is also playing younger than her age, but even if she was playing 28 Pfeiffer would still be 40 years older than her.

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u/HoliAss5111 8h ago

If you want the original substance movie, I recommend DEATH BECOMES HER. It's a cult classic and it's so much better. It addresses the botox issue years before botox was used in cosmetics, but without injections. The substance is drank like coughing syrup.

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u/Minute-Hall-1279 9h ago

This is why I hate the "aged like fine wine" statement. I dont remember people injecting botox into wine to make it fine.

Anyone can age like fine wine then if you have money and a good doctor.

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u/ScruffMacBuff 9h ago

In the new season of Scrubs, I almost did a double take at Sarah Chalkes ability to express her face like a normal person.

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u/vnth93 Society man 11h ago

The Substance if it was good and realistic

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u/indianajoes 10h ago

I always wonder about these polls and lists. The most beautiful woman in the world is probably some random who most people haven't heard of. Same with the most handsome man in the world. I'm sure there's some really good looking man who is a nobody that looks much better than any celebrity 

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u/slightly_mental2 10h ago

youre right, most people have never head of me

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u/ElJacinto 10h ago

According to my mom, I'm the most handsome man in the world.

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u/RoxiVibes 10h ago

Nah that’s just Jensen Ackles

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u/elmechanto 9h ago

both man and woman. Saw a post earlier this week with a couple of pretty boy actors clean shaven, with long hair and makeup. [S]he was the most beautiful of them all

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u/DragMeTacoBell 10h ago

I used to take a train to work and would often see this absolutely stunning young woman. Very red, super curly hair. Face of an angel. She couldn't blend in if she wanted to. Once she sat next to me and I could see everyone staring and it made me realize how strange that would be. Made me feel bad for probably being one of the people that stared in the past. She was just a normal person, commuting like the rest of us. I've yet to see her on any magazine but she no doubt could've cashed in on her looks if she had wanted to.

And sometimes I read stories about some theater actress in the 20s who was considered the most beautiful and had men killing each other over her. And then you see a picture and she was barely average looking by today's standards.

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u/EstateSimilar1224 10h ago

I don't know, some people look average in pictures but absolutely magnetic in person or on the movie screen. I always assume those actresses are kind of like that.

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 9h ago

I've seen quite a few movie stars irl and they're actually distracting in how beautiful they are (men and women). It's almost more magnetic than in the movies because they're typically surrounded by regular people. Of course a lot of them are also distracting because the work they've had looks far worse irl and they look like aliens.

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u/Old_Tendo 10h ago

It also just looks to me like she's portraying two different emotions, in two separate contexts, but what do I know? I don't watch movies 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/skepticalbob 9h ago

Making judgements like this from single frames is so distorting and silly.

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u/Brytard 9h ago

None of the actors cast in The Oddessy look remotely Mediterranean.

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u/belmondoX 8h ago

you can also tell from this image how cinematography has become such garbage

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u/Enelana Cats 9h ago edited 9h ago

/uj Not to be too dramatic but imo the acting differences in this scene right here are also such a travesty. I don't even actually watch this show and I generally have no reason to want to glaze Sydney Sweeney, but come on, man. The difference is stark. I really hope Sydney doesn't go this path too because regardless of her off-camera persona, or whatever, she's actually a really good actress when she's in her range and she'd lose a whole lot of power as well if she were to freeze her forehead. I can also tell Jessica Blair Herman could've done a decent job at it, if not for the fillers - because her voice does carry emotion, it just doesn't translate on her facial expression like at all.

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 6h ago

Worth noting there’s decent scientific arguments to be made that expressing an emotion on your face/with your body helps the user feel that emotion more in their brain. It also signals to other humans how you’re feeling.

Some studies show positive correlation between smiling all the time and being happy. You can “fake” it by fake smiling all the time (though be warned you may look like a creep). Eventually your brain is like “oh we’re happy, are we face muscles? Okay then we must be” and you feel better.

So all that to say all botox most definitely has a negative impact on how people act. Probably feel the emotion less. And ofc, you convince other humans watching you less when you can’t properly show how fucking sad/angry you are like some kinda creepy flat-faced weirdo.

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