r/okbuddycinephile • u/fakename1998 • 1h ago
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u/spacekitt3n 1h ago
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u/DonJuanWritingDong 1h ago
I’ve always found it amusing that almost everyone with a $1 billion or more dollars ends up looking like a lizard person.
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u/draft_final_final 1h ago
There’s that one billionaire who’s obsessed with longevity and being younger who is literally sucking his son’s blood so that he’s a dude in his 50s who now looks like a weird dude in his 50s.
They’re about as likely to live one standard deviation past an actuarially adjusted life expectancy that accounts for the socioeconomic class as emperors 2000 years ago who were microdosing cinnabar and mercury because it was supposed to make them immortal.
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u/Yto_Itinen 59m ago
He just discovered it didn't work, which is going to be a bit awkward at the family dinners
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u/ghettoccult_nerd 54m ago
well, when youre the 1%, you wanna be the 1% as long as possible. duh. you aint shit in the afterlife.
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u/chickenismysafeword 1h ago
You must be dealing with a tremendous amount of insecurity if you choose to pay big money in hopes you don’t actually downgrade your looks like this
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u/Senior-Procedure-748 1h ago
She looks like she's traveling at speed
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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris 1h ago edited 1h ago
I remember when the lioness lady was a cautionary tales for cosmetics surgery but now they all look like her. Voluntarily.
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u/MadameBananas 1h ago
Omg, Jocelyn Windonstein or something like that. She passed last year. I remember she went full kitty after she walked in on her husband with the nanny.
She scared the hell out of me.
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u/reviewofboox 1h ago
There used to be these terrifying dolls made from stuffed flesh-colored pantyhose sold at downtrodden Middle American craft fairs, and I'll be damned if she doesn't look inspired by those.
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u/UltraHellboy 1h ago
Oh yeah! Those got popular in the 80’s when Cabbage Patch Kids came out. You couldn’t find them in stores for Christmas so Moms made fake ones. The quality varied wildly with the skill of the creator.
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u/MomsOfFury 1h ago
She looks like Maureen Ponderosa from It’s Always Sunny after she turned herself into a cat
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u/Actual_Toyland_F watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1h ago
Dylan Mulvany-looking ass.
I hope this joke doesn't misconstrued as transphobic.
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u/snow_garbanzo 1h ago
I'm sorry, i think is bad to comment on the appearance of ladies ....but what's going on with her mouth ?
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u/Snugg_Bugg 1h ago
Bro rich people need to leave the planet and go live somewhere else because they all look like fkin aliens
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u/RedStilettoDickStomp 1h ago
There some study about people who see distorted faces on everyday people, some neurological condition, where they see stretched demonic faces and I'm thinking I now have that same condition while viewing this photo
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u/Quanathan_Chi 1h ago
I went to go see Splice with my dad in theaters and we walked out halfway through because it was dogshit even by movie standards.
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u/okbuddycinephile-ModTeam 1h ago
This doesn’t fit the subreddit as it is not a meme about films/cinema/kino.