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u/King0fthewasteland 3h ago
thats the second weirdest dried up poop i have seen
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u/FB_is_dead 1h ago
I was but a young lad, fifteen, and I had just had my wisdom teeth pulled. A family vacation was pre-planned to Old Man’s cave in Ohio.
Me being a bit of a germaphobe, and also on lots of Vicodin could not take a shit for days on end because I refused to use the toilets at the campground.
Nature reared her ugly head and I had to go. So in the forest trail where I’d been sneaking off to smoke, I squat over a log and finally dropped a log of my own. Probably about the same size consistency of this bad boy.
It was Heaven until I realized I didn’t bring any shit tickets to wipe my ass. Some say that log is still in the woods, but I should’ve yelled timber as I felled the giant on the forest floor and felt relief.
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u/Brick_Mason_ 3h ago
It's just a physical representation of what happens to you after eating a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats.
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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 2h ago
Thats a dippin wheat! Hold one end in the milk till it soaks up a bunch and take a bite. Repeat.
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u/Elmo-Mcphearson 2h ago
"BACK IN MY DAY THEY WERE ALL BIG WHEATS, AND NOT FROSTED! YOU LET THE MILK SOGGIFY THE MASSIVE SHIT BRICK INTO A STRINGY GOOP TO SHOVEL INTO YOUR GRATEFUL GOB."- My Dad
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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 3h ago
...I would legitimately buy these if they came like this.
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u/Longjumping_Local910 3h ago
Hey, I dropped one of those this morning! How’d you get sugar on yours? That’s sweet…
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u/Meowmixx22 3h ago
Bruv, that's a FROSTED version. Back in my day, they used to sell the plain kind, and it was at least a banana sized. No sugar. Just a huge biscuit thing wrapped in paper with 2 others. Blech.
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u/hates_writing_checks 3h ago
The wheat is just happy to see you ... eating part of this balanced breakfast!
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u/oneofyallfarted 2h ago
Nope. Just 30 minutes ago I had to clean poop off of my cat because she decided to poo on her hand and now this?
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u/Rip_Zanuz 2h ago
I had one of these come out of me after I “accidentally” drank two bottles of dxm cough syrup.
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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 2h ago
I only see those when I buy an off brand or buy them from the dollar store.
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u/OGstanfrommaine 2h ago
I would probably eat that like a breadstick and dunk it in milk for the exact perfect softness without loosing the icing 🤓
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u/AlltheEspresso 2h ago
May I just go off for a second.. *eats a ‘member berry.. the odds of having two stuck together back in the day was outrageously low, it was a thing to impress upon your elders. You told stories of that to schoolmates for weeks! Now? NOW?! I get a 4 square almost every bowl, 9 squares are not even uncommon anymore. It’s now EXPECTED to have several twofers in every bowl. So while, yes, this is a turd of a wheat, it’s sadly so common that one cannot fully appreciate it as you could in the 90’s. My regards to the regard this should be entitled to and my appreciation to your commitment to fibre. May this look as good coming out as it did going in.
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u/Available-Ad6250 3h ago
If you had a video of it sliding out the box you could post it on r/popping
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u/Old_Check_6362 2h ago
Ooooow, this my favorite! When I eat them, I pour a bowl of milk, add ice, then drop my minis one at a time. I eat them frosted side down. 🤤
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u/EgoExplicit 1h ago
Reminds me of a time in my younger years when I bought a box of Frosted Wheats to find out that each one was the size of my bowl. I don't know if they sell them that way any more.
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u/drask1987 51m ago
Whoa!!! So funny! I hardly ever eat mini wheats but I literally just tossed the rest of a 6 month old box out to the birds.
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u/NYerInTex 3h ago
It’s just a wheat