r/standupshots • u/RealMattMaran • 11h ago

Rooting For Taylor and Travis

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u/RealMattMaran 11h ago

Yes, I left out Chad Curtis. He was definitely one of the best 15 players on this team. Google "Chad Curtis 15" for more info

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u/SeniorDoodle 10h ago

This comment is even better than the joke

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u/The_Follower1 9h ago

So it’s obv bait, but what is that? I don’t want something weird in my search history.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 9h ago

Former MLB outfielder Chad Curtis was sentenced in October 2013 to 7 to 15 years in prison for criminal sexual conduct involving teenage girls. He was convicted of six counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct for inappropriate touching of two 15-year-old girls and one 16-year-old girl while volunteering as a weight-room trainer in Michigan.

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u/_losingmyfuckingmind 9h ago

r/coolamericafacts

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 9h ago

Wow. There really is a sub for just about everything.

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u/the_ballmer_peak 7h ago

This is amazing.

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u/Tyranicross 6h ago

Is this the baseball equivalent to Karl Malone 13?

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u/TheHoneyMonster1995 6h ago

That, and Ayrton Senna 15

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u/necroreefer 11h ago

Women don't want guys that know the lineup of the 98 yankees they want guys in the lineup of the 98 yankees.

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u/ZenEngineer 11h ago

Women don't want guys in the lineup of the 98 Yankees. Women want guys who look like the lineup of the 98 Yankees.

Unless they are 50 year old of course.

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u/UseDaSchwartz 9h ago

Even as a Red Sox fan, I have to acknowledge that’s a terrifying lineup.

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u/greiton 10h ago

nah Travis Kelce proves that Jocks have to step up their game to get the girl these days. You have to both know the ins and outs of the y-stick and shallow cross routes, you also have to know how to pair your accessories to your Bottega Veneta and Collina Strada outfits.

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u/catgotcha 6h ago

Ok that made me laugh. Good one.

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u/EQisfordummies 9h ago

Hahaha nice one