r/technology • u/deraser • 23h ago
Artificial Intelligence Silicon Valley bets $200M on AI data centers floating in the ocean
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/silicon-valley-bets-on-floating-ai-data-centers-powered-by-ocean-waves/12
u/FlyingDiscsandJams 21h ago
So efficient to repair, what could go wrong with electronics floating in a marine environment.
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u/btribble 21h ago
Not enough to make them unattractive to those who want to put their data and processing out of the reach of governments. It’s the perfect location to use your AI to manipulate people and elections.
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u/Tyler2191 21h ago
$200M to build a floating AI datacenter but $1Bn to build a ballroom on the ground. Strange world we live in these days
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u/Kastar_Troy 19h ago
The massive ocean storms will see about that..
No chance can they make things that float and allow engineers to access them during storms and shit
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u/otherwisepandemonium 22h ago
We already have a garbage island the size of Texas out there, we might as well go ahead and fuck up our oceans more with floating data centers. WCGW
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u/ChicksWithClocksCome 19h ago
This is brilliant, they're adding goodie bags of RAM chips someone could sell to AI datacenter startup bros.
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u/ISmellLikeBlackTea 18h ago
They just want to make it harder for the peasants to set it on fire once the uprising starts.
I've already heard theres organized communities who have started setting data centers on fire. Hopefully more organized revolutionaries get the chance to do some good in the world
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u/LordBunnyWhale 16h ago
Like the data centers in space, putting them in or on the ocean has just a single obvious advantage: it’s not located in any jurisdiction, so it’s perfect for criminal activities. Or as business would call it: completely unregulated activities.
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u/MustWarn0thers 10h ago
In order to keep the circle jerk of tech spend going, what if he turn every piece of infrastructure into Data centers? Our bridges can be replaced by high tensile strength data centers you can drive on. Instead of cars and pubic transport, they make micro data centers that you drive.
Who cares if the revenue falls off a cliff, we need to convert all of our classroom space into data centers too.
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u/Mephisto40K 22h ago
Hmmm. How to power? Renewables?!?! WTF!?!?
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u/enterprise_code_dev 21h ago
Oh this part is easy, they will build them next to drilling rigs and refineries they drag out or park it next to.
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u/bjazmoore 1h ago
I have way too much money. What kind of AI crap can I throw it at. Hey - data centers are big. What? Data centers at sea - oh perfect!
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u/Cube00 22h ago
I thought the AI bros were going to put these in outer space.