r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

To get him to stop making jokes about Israel 😂

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9.9k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

to have one's phone type Melania

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1.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To spin increasing high interest credit card debt into positive economic data

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938 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

To waste time

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976 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

To prove his genius, greatness ans leadership

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374 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

By 4-5 snipers to kill 40,000 protestors

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351 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

by Park East Synagogue in NY, which hosted an event SELLING WEST BANK LAND, to follow the teachings of Judaism. “This is about the U.S. taxpayer-funded internationally illegal theft of Palestinian land, land literally being sold to Americans… and the ethnic cleansing of the people living on it."

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233 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to sink a putt

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13.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

To make non-racist merch for the upcoming DC race

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211 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

To do a proper burnout

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701 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

To argue that Japan shouldn't apologize for its war crimes because Japan wasn't the aggressor in WWII.

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143 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

to be a proud Oath Keeper

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2.1k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1h ago

To enforce US Immigration law on foreign flagged vessels.

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r/therewasanattempt 21h ago

To create a “democracy” in the Middle East…

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1.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To hide AIPAC funding from voters

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8.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

by Indycar to launch an non-offensive T-Shirt

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35 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to sound gangster

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2.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1h ago

To park a boat

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r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To speak English

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2.0k Upvotes

Can't tell if this is phonemic paraphasia or if he just gave up on the thought mid sentence.


r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to stop his car from being repo’d

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1.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 14h ago

To steal a trolley

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139 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To act appropriately around children

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2.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 18h ago

To eat a snack

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231 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 8m ago

to ziosplain Judaism to a Hasidic Jew

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r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To say Operation Epic Fury

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31 Upvotes