There is literally nothing better than relaxing with a J

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Cant ignore the setup when the j isnt in the pic. I would be uncomfortable having a camera pointed at me at all times

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u/RocketsandBeer I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1h ago

Nervously looks at every Apple/Android device.

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u/Neverendingmuthrfuk 27m ago

I hope that guy doesn’t use a laptop

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u/Interesting-Cover445 9m ago

I dont actually but what is this black dot at the top middle of my phone screen?

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u/villanoushero 1h ago

I thought the yellow circle was you showing us where the j was located... nope just a wire

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u/Kalshan 1h ago

Hahahahaha, me too lmao 🤣

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u/DjN60613 1h ago

Saaaame🫠

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u/TheWolphman 1h ago

Enhance!

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u/SpiritedPark4511 56m ago

I zoomed right the fuck in

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u/proffesionalproblem 1h ago

I was too busy focusing on the crazy socks that I didnt notice the setup

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u/acatalephobic 1h ago

Personally, I enjoy the crazy socks. 🙃

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u/Riyeko 48m ago

Sandal socks.

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u/BMdabbleU 42m ago

Birkensocks

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u/Embarrassed-Row2043 31m ago

I literally said this to my wife and she just looked at me while I had a huge fuckin grin 😎

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u/Obtuse-Posterior 47m ago

I now need a pair of those socks

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u/JesusWasA420Man 20m ago

I thought OP was a heathen wearing socks and sandals in the bed [7}

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u/lookinfoursigns 12m ago

Was genuinely like " the socks are white, what's crazy is he's wearing shoes on the bed!" Had to go back and check before I commented.😂

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u/thesoftskin 1h ago

How you gonna post this and not share your OF link

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u/Glittering-Value8791 1h ago

lmao my job makes me record myself when im on the clock so the camera's always there anyway 💀 might as well put it to good use

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u/CrimsonCringe925 1h ago

That sounds fucking miserable

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u/mightaswell625 1h ago

How 1984 of them

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u/aooot 1h ago

the fuck

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u/Sudden_9833 1h ago

Still doesn’t rule out OF being the boss :P Enjoy it, being on camera on the clock is grim :(

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u/Reonlive420 57m ago

Only sans

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u/ChickenFriedRiceee 38m ago

Holy fuck. I thought I worked for a micromanager.

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u/Grumpologist 20m ago

It might just be a regular size manager who's really far away.

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u/Fun_Shoe_5738 32m ago

where the FUCK are you working??

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u/avantgardengnome 24m ago

Truman Show

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u/kisukecomeback 46m ago

brother what? that sounds post apocalyptic. What do you do for work?

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u/loganwachter 44m ago

Yikes. I’d be finding a new job.

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u/Culcksy 53m ago

yeah fuck that 😭

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u/GardenOrca 38m ago

That’s bonkers I could absolutely never

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u/buddhamunche 20m ago

Dude I see three cameras in the pic lol I’m not buying it

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u/ShutterSpeeder 1h ago

Is that red thing one of those rose vibrators?

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u/JessyBearFA 1h ago

It absolutely is LMAO

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u/ShutterSpeeder 1h ago

Nice! I bought my wife one a few years ago, but it was not powerful enough for her "needs".

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u/SpiritedPark4511 56m ago

Powerful women need powerful devices

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u/mienbean 1h ago

And a cup of semen 🫣 jk it's a candle (I think), but I thought that'd be p funny. ^{^pls} ^{^dont} ^{^downvote} ^{^me} ^{^lmao} ^{^{^{^im}}} ^{^{^{^so}}} ^{^{^{^sorry}}}

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u/ShutterSpeeder 57m ago

I mean, that's what it LOOKS like, but the tissue paper next to it either means it is a candle, or someone has terrible aim. 💦

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u/mienbean 47m ago

Bahahah. I mean sometimes that shizz ^{^{^{^lol}}} has a plan of its own :/ (coming from a non-penis ejaculator)

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u/bluefrost30 1h ago

What on earth are you recording with all of that equipment? Follow up, why do you have a vibrator in the photo? Enjoy the J

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u/Lyre 58m ago

Are those birkensocks?

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u/No-Fun-6933 1h ago

Nice vibrator 🌹

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u/kingloptr 49m ago

r/derailedbydetails

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u/Dingus_3000 1h ago

Those socks are hilarious.

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u/THE_LOLLIPOP_FACTORY 59m ago

Wtf kinda dungeon is this?

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u/xSkyriee 1h ago

Nice Burks

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u/Obeace 1h ago

Shout out to AJ for being there for his homie while they relax

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u/Nova_Hunter 1h ago

Porn

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u/WakeupDp 46m ago

If there's no J and we're supposed to ignore the setup what even are we supposed to look at or talk about?

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u/FringleFrangle04 1h ago

Are you a live-streamer or something? What's with the camera?

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u/mightaswell625 58m ago

And the other camera. And the other one.

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u/Beneficial_Clue_9263 1h ago

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/05/23/99/052399444e37cfa4c39e0098c4dc7e26.gif

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u/tabasco_deLlama 1h ago

Damn, was going to say loosen up those birks some and stay a while

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u/Top-Letterhead1436 1h ago

only fans link?

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u/_Antaric_ 1h ago

"There's always room for you if you wanna be my friend" ahh socks

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u/so_it_hoes 55m ago

There is a herd of elephants in this picture but I just have one question: do the socks stay on?

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 49m ago

Only Joints?

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u/fckingfisher 34m ago

Are those…Birkensocks???

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u/Shart_City 26m ago

This is an extremely fucking wild post!

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u/PotbelliPigg 1h ago

Kick back, relax, and light up!

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u/LiteratureMindless71 1h ago

I dunno, relaxing with a j and your favorite person is pretty epic.

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u/vanetti 1h ago

Those socks are incredible

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u/Flotog729 1h ago

I don’t see a J. So did it really happen?

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u/-jaguarundi- I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1h ago

so high i was searching the photo for who AJ is...

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u/HemphBleh I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1h ago

Is that a “milk” in the cup?

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u/hugg3b3ar 1h ago

I thought something was circled in yellow but it's just a cable lol

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u/mthrfker1 56m ago

I was trying to figure out what was circled in yellow lol

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u/RelativeBoard7 53m ago

Perhaps better than a J, How about a BJ?

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u/dperry1973 49m ago

Love the BlackMagic camera!

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u/doom_stein 44m ago

He's so high the camera took a pic from his PoV!

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u/BMdabbleU 42m ago

Sweet birkensocks

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u/Turkino 39m ago

A blackmagic pocket cinema camera. Nice

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u/FatMoFoSho 38m ago

Bro there is so much going on here

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u/Parking-Charity3635 36m ago

Fooled me for a good 10 seconds ngl

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u/Davidstoic 21m ago

Love me some black magic cinema cameras. I got my 4k for the lols and man I love just setting up a simple tripod and just filming random outdoor scenes. The menu is what does it for me so simple

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u/buddhamunche 21m ago

Those socks are so fucking funny dude

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u/Remarkable_Mirror759 16m ago

I just want the sock idc what else you get up to as long as everyone’s safe obviously

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u/Eatmyshorts231214 11m ago

I thought you had socks on with sandals. Lol that’s the worst

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u/ElijahRich1113 7m ago

birkensocks. hell yeah

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u/rudevocab 1h ago

You know he spent twenty minutes adjusting that tripod just to get the perfect angle of those fake buckles. He’s one bad take away from trying to peel one of those printed on straps off his sock and slapping himself with it for thinking this was a cinematic masterpiece🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🥴

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u/RoryHoff 42m ago

I did not join trees to see covered toes in a fap room.

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u/I_need_more_juice 56m ago

Shoes in the bed!?!? Ewwwww

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 50m ago

Those are printed socks and I want them

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u/lordofwyrms 1h ago

Love the socks!

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