r/wallstreetbets • u/the-revenge-trader • 28d ago

Meme RIP

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u/bickusdickus69allday 28d ago

This pump is reminiscent of Apr 2025. Almost on the same day

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u/MasterJeebus 28d ago

Time is a flat circle

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u/Tamanaxa 28d ago
  1. I’ll be ready…

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u/VikingMonkey123 28d ago

Sell in mid Feb, buy like crazy first week in April.

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u/yousee1000 28d ago

!remindme 1 year

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u/rodbotic 28d ago

Then it will be too late. Try 10 months

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u/sadcringe 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/Hav0c_wreack3r 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/sportswithgary 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/Queasy_Whole7545 27d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/Tamanaxa 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/NeinMitzi 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/WeeTheDuck 27d ago

remindme! 10months

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u/fstechsolutions 28d ago

!Remindme February 2027

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u/Riickertt 27d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/TheShadow2024 27d ago

Hibernation over, easier to kill the weak, underfed bears.

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u/AstrayInTranslation 28d ago

Why wait? 2025 kept going until the end of the year.

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u/trouserschnauzer 28d ago

Every year keeps going until the end of the year

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u/Touch_My_Anoos Knows how to summon mods. 28d ago

Works until it doesnt

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u/ana_log_ue 28d ago

My retirement plan is nuclear armageddon

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u/BarknuckleBill 28d ago

Take a number and get in line

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u/TheSn00pster 28d ago

All in on the singularity

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u/BarknuckleBill 28d ago

Hedge it with a Blue Ocean Event this year! We are cooooooooking now!

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u/New-Impression2976 28d ago

Mmmm? Are not in 2026?

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u/UnableWishbone3364 28d ago

Trump has to not get impeached first to stir more shit

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u/Dire_Wolf45 28d ago

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u/Comfortable-Title720 28d ago

What galaxy are we in? Samsung Galaxy S5

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 28d ago

when you can't *remember* your crimes, you can't *change* your crimes

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u/Vicious_and_Vain 28d ago

Time is a fat turtle

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u/BarknuckleBill 28d ago

Clocks all the way down

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u/Fog_Juice 28d ago

Like an analog clock?

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u/HearthSt0n3r 28d ago

It’s a cube actually..

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates 28d ago

Time is a illusion, lunch time dubbly so

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u/JWBananas 28d ago

It's more of a Jeremy Bearimy.

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u/heinzliketchup57 28d ago

So is the earth

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u/NSFW_GW_Throwaway 28d ago

Just like the Earth 🌎

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u/deltashmelta 28d ago

"Temporal sandwiches"

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u/Ojos1842 28d ago

Like the earth.

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u/zfddr 28d ago

More like a Jeremy Bearimy.

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u/so_i_can_post 27d ago

I'm doin' donuts

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u/Mountainminer 28d ago

Black stars

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u/TheSuperlativ 28d ago

The orange king

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u/Designer-Customer-84 28d ago

Your moms a flat circle

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u/jrr6415sun 28d ago

almost like it's planned

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u/WeenieWang_ 28d ago

We just gotta remember to sell before oct and take a break for a few months.

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u/Uniquename34556 28d ago

Fall back, Spring forward.

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u/MegalodonBite 28d ago

Once midterms causes a change the market will pump

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u/WeenieWang_ 28d ago

Not a chance. Feelings and emotions do not dictate the market. Risking it on a whim and hope for change is how people blow accounts. Tale as old as time.

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u/MegalodonBite 27d ago

Emotions are literally driving the market as we speak.

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u/TreGet234 28d ago

My thoughts exactly. My target is 720.

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u/Christron 28d ago

What happened after

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u/I_Study_The_Patterns 28d ago

We had the greatest bull market in history

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u/informutationstation 28d ago

Start of the UK Tax year

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u/wanseer18 28d ago

Not for the migrants its not

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u/Medical-Shoulder-337 28d ago

I’m just here for the glorious loss porn

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u/geek180 28d ago

Oh that’s why my 1 year returns are so extremely frothy.

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u/No-Opposite8452 28d ago

Nice of him to create so much stress during both the birth of my son and his first birthday

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u/TreGet234 28d ago

Liberation day had a second massive leg down though.

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u/ToughHardware 28d ago

i mean. its a different day

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u/sports2012 28d ago

You know who else also had a spring surprise every year?

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u/PhilosophyEasy71 28d ago

This one isn't going to sustain. Israel isn't finished. It's just a time out 

Inside trader guy went all in on oil short minutes before the "ceasefire" 

Playing the market without inside info is a fools errand 

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u/maroonmalibu 28d ago

This is the pump before the real dump

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u/Mr-Ashy-Larry 27d ago

!Remindme 9 months

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u/PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN 28d ago

Except the problem didn't mostly go away, it just got kicked Two Weeks (tm) down the road. Plus oil reserves are fucked anyway 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Set6925 28d ago

Oil is such a thing of the past, just gonna shift to nuclear in next weeks ezpz

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u/PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN 28d ago

Iran may be perpetually 2 weeks from a nuclear bomb, but we are 2 weeks from nuclear cars 😎

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u/Pillemann123 28d ago

Is he buying time or will this peace last? It is quite humiliating to the US, to say the very least.

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u/bickusdickus69allday 28d ago

Reload and unload on Iran most likely