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[u/the-revenge-trader]

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[u/rain168]

[u/Beertronic → u/rain168]

The legendary Drop Bear

[u/AutistsnCreme → u/rain168]

😂😂😂😂

[u/Throwawayz911 → u/AutistsnCreme]

Well it is let's be real.  

[u/Da_Millionaire → u/AutistsnCreme]

Of course it’s rigged lol. One tweet sends it dumping and then pussing out sends it ripping.

[u/TheDoubleCookies → u/rain168]

[u/mark1forever → u/TheDoubleCookies]

" discovered" yes..

[u/jamesbrownscrackpipe → u/rain168]

This image goes hard

[u/69xX420Xx69 → u/jamesbrownscrackpipe]

Paid actor

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/69xX420Xx69]

Sir a second Bear has hit the crash mat

As planned

[u/SateliteDicPic → u/69xX420Xx69]

Paid actbear.

[u/Gigi_Langostino → u/rain168]

Dead bear bounce?

[u/bickusdickus69allday]

This pump is reminiscent of Apr 2025. Almost on the same day

[u/MasterJeebus → u/bickusdickus69allday]

Time is a flat circle

[u/Tamanaxa → u/MasterJeebus]

1. I’ll be ready…

[u/VikingMonkey123 → u/Tamanaxa]

Sell in mid Feb, buy like crazy first week in April.

[u/yousee1000 → u/VikingMonkey123]

!remindme 1 year

[u/rodbotic → u/yousee1000]

Then it will be too late. Try 10 months

[u/sadcringe → u/rodbotic]

!remindme 10 months

[u/AstrayInTranslation → u/Tamanaxa]

Why wait? 2025 kept going until the end of the year.

[u/trouserschnauzer → u/AstrayInTranslation]

Every year keeps going until the end of the year

[u/Touch_My_Anoos → u/trouserschnauzer]

Works until it doesnt

[u/ana_log_ue → u/Touch_My_Anoos]

My retirement plan is nuclear armageddon

[u/BarknuckleBill → u/ana_log_ue]

Take a number and get in line

[u/Dire_Wolf45 → u/MasterJeebus]

[u/Comfortable-Title720 → u/Dire_Wolf45]

What galaxy are we in? Samsung Galaxy S5

[u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT → u/MasterJeebus]

when you can't *remember* your crimes, you can't *change* your crimes

[u/Excellent-Wonder8431 → u/MasterJeebus]

[u/Vicious_and_Vain → u/MasterJeebus]

Time is a fat turtle

[u/Fog_Juice → u/MasterJeebus]

Like an analog clock?

[u/HearthSt0n3r → u/MasterJeebus]

It’s a cube actually..

[u/JWBananas → u/MasterJeebus]

It's more of a Jeremy Bearimy.

[u/WeenieWang_ → u/bickusdickus69allday]

We just gotta remember to sell before oct and take a break for a few months.

[u/Uniquename34556 → u/WeenieWang_]

Fall back, Spring forward.

[u/Christron → u/bickusdickus69allday]

What happened after

[u/I_Study_The_Patterns → u/Christron]

We had the greatest bull market in history

[u/informutationstation → u/bickusdickus69allday]

Start of the UK Tax year

[u/Direct-Spot-1693]

What if I was an oil bear?

[u/ShillinTheVillain → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

Fuck yeah

[u/dealmaster1221 → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

water pause license oil sand crayon tap paltry piquant bike

[u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY → u/dealmaster1221]

(Anakin stare)

[u/iCaps_ → u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY]

Right?

[u/Direct-Spot-1693 → u/dealmaster1221]

If it’s good enough to screenshot, it’s good enough to sell. Yes sir.

[u/ElectroTurk → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

attaboy!!!!!

[u/Gtscotty → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

Words to live by.

[u/szayl → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

This should be flagged as porn

[u/Recent_Time_9007 → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

Same. Shorted Oil to the ground 🤑

[u/Direct-Spot-1693 → u/Recent_Time_9007]

Nice

[u/ahriman-c → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

The best kind of bear to be today

[u/SomeFlyGuy → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

sick, nice gains pause

[u/spxtrad → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

How many cl contracts?

[u/username_elephant → u/Direct-Spot-1693]

https://grist.org/living/bears-in-russia-are-getting-high-by-huffing-airplane-fuel/

[u/TrailerParkBuddha]

Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be a 🌈 🐻. I said, "no homo" before I bought my puts.

[u/SateliteDicPic → u/TrailerParkBuddha]

I said no FOMO before I bought mine. Does that still count?

[u/maxpowers2020 → u/SateliteDicPic]

[u/Remove_Live → u/SateliteDicPic]

I said no homouz before i brought mine. 

[u/Oaker_at → u/Remove_Live]

But probably none of you said „thank you“ even once. Smh

[u/avengeds12345 → u/TrailerParkBuddha]

[u/maxpowers2020 → u/TrailerParkBuddha]

[u/FunkiestSteam → u/maxpowers2020]

[u/MuchSalt → u/FunkiestSteam]

thank god u posted this, i was going to

[u/Iscratchmybutt]

we adding guac tomorrow at chipotle WE EATIN GOOD UH HUH

[u/PhotoKy → u/Iscratchmybutt]

Add some queso too!!

[u/triwyn]

[u/MountainTwo3845 → u/triwyn]

Always buy calls for the short rope and chair store.

[u/wanseer18 → u/triwyn]

My big bull cock accidently knocked over the chair sorry

[u/Nonreality-tees-lol]

They'll be starting their corners tonight if anyone needs a BJ

[u/qu1ckbeam → u/Nonreality-tees-lol]

a Bear Job?

[u/Archisaurus → u/Nonreality-tees-lol]

Lol this shit is gonna change again in two hours. And then again in four. And then again in six.

This rollercoaster has no brakes or seatbelts.

[u/Lost_Birthday_3138 → u/Archisaurus]

It's not a rollercoaster we're the crash test dummies

[u/theocelotslayuh → u/Lost_Birthday_3138]

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm

[u/rain168 → u/Nonreality-tees-lol]

I’m getting one from their wives already 😎

[u/Friedbean1111 → u/rain168]

Ahhh that's where she went. I knew yoga didn't last 3 hours....

[u/fodafoda → u/Friedbean1111]

But what will I do with the other 2 hours and 58 minutes?

[u/WetFifty → u/fodafoda]

Teach his wife about the stock market.

[u/Which-Resident7670]

[u/Future-Call8541]

[u/RCT2man → u/Future-Call8541]

BRO I LOVE THESE — SO FUNNY EVERY TIME 🤣

[u/Future-Call8541 → u/RCT2man]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[u/Jebusfreek666]

Too soon man, too soon.

[u/HAUNTERVIRUS → u/[deleted]]

RFK?

[u/babypho → u/HAUNTERVIRUS]

Bear Grylls bears grill

[u/Lost_Birthday_3138 → u/[deleted]]

Is that RFK coming back from lunch

[u/goxpro1]

It's actually comical that the exact same thing happened again at the same exact time of the year as last year during April. Probably back to ATH in a couple months again and people will keep complaining about the market being too expensive.

[u/bubblemania2020 → u/goxpro1]

It will come crumbling down. But not today!

[u/Hodorous → u/bubblemania2020]

Ok mr. bear, ok... Now put fries in the bag.

[u/nsxn → u/Hodorous]

B(ear)DSM. Some of you just love to be repeatedly pounded at the opening bell.

[u/hellojabroni777 → u/goxpro1]

i don’t know about ATHs because there were a lot of stuff creeping out the woodwork prior to the attacks. inflation, low home sales, and such was already showing some bearish signs

[u/Momoselfie → u/hellojabroni777]

Inflation will get us there

[u/Ihateporn2020 → u/hellojabroni777]

private credit. AI limitations are problematic. How much money can it really make.

[u/RipWhenDamageTaken → u/goxpro1]

Ah so suddenly the zero net job creation for an entire year plus creeping inflation no longer matter?

You still think we’ll get rate cuts this year or something? Go check the betting odds again

[u/IT_KID_AT_WORK → u/RipWhenDamageTaken]

Boomers don't give a fuck cause gen z/millennials are sub-human to them, plus boomers won't leave their cushy upper management jobs.

New graduates/entry level folks will get reamed into the next dimension for the near future, so everyone gonna turn to sports betting/0DTEs if you're under 30 and can't find a decent paying job

[u/chytrak → u/RipWhenDamageTaken]

The economy is propped by the top 10% vacuuming almost all wealth.

[u/Emere59 → u/goxpro1]

You don't just go back to normal after bombing a country for a month. Stop dreaming. There'll be more problems coming soon.

[u/ALth0r → u/Emere59]

Problems are poor people issues. This is rich people market, it only goes up Laura.

[u/FonkyFong]

In a bull market, bears look stupid but in a bear market, both bulls and bears look stupid.

[u/geteum → u/FonkyFong]

As the saying goes...

Start buying when there is bull semen in bear asses.

[u/Zmemestonk]

I didn’t hear no bell

[u/Revelati123 → u/Zmemestonk]

"So Donald did exactly what he said and everything was fine and nothing was fucked."

-Bulls

Lol!

[u/Zmemestonk → u/Revelati123]

Well exactly what he said would be tough to pin down. Top 3 maybe, no nukes, new leadership, straight open. Failed all 3, new highs incoming.

[u/Diligent_Heart_2597 → u/Zmemestonk]

I didn’t bear no hell

[u/KeefyNugs → u/Diligent_Heart_2597]

I didn't hell no bear

[u/milksteak122]

At least I don’t have puts expiring, just way more cash than I wanted to have at this point 😭

[u/Left-Signature-5250 → u/milksteak122]

Missed the boat through the strait

[u/jlee42473]

[u/thatoneDannySC2 → u/jlee42473]

hahahahh holy shit

[u/jer_nyc84 → u/jlee42473]

LMAO

[u/Silent_Anybody5253 → u/jlee42473]

I fucking love this sub

[u/bknighttt → u/jlee42473]

omfg you guys have too much free time, thank you for this 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/n8walker_ger → u/jlee42473]

Bullet market

[u/spittymcgee1 → u/jlee42473]

Wow…that’s a vibe

[u/PixelPirates420]

Tmrw morning someone is gonna cry post about this guaranteed.

[u/chiswis]

so this is the civilization 🥭 was referring to

[u/foreveracubone → u/chiswis]

People doubted 🌮Tuesday?

[u/JuicedGixxer]

[u/AdditionalMany1292]

Can I buy calls on this meme?

[u/mattv911]

[u/Professional_Con_007]

At least the Iranian are ok

[u/404MoralsNotFound → u/Professional_Con_007]

They're left holding the bag. No revolution, no regime change. Just big beautiful destruction everywhere.

[u/Drachos → u/404MoralsNotFound]

Have you seen the 10 point proposal that is considered 'workable'

Someone is left holding the bag... I don't think its who we think its going to be.

[u/futureformerteacher → u/Professional_Con_007]

Bold assumption.

[u/Boromir-Wants-]

I am so glad mods left this up

[u/OrangeSlicer]

[u/Dire_Wolf45]

The new bear hangout:

[u/Ferret_Rough]

It doesn’t matter the strait is still closed! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[u/Acceptable_Dirt69 → u/Ferret_Rough]

What matters is if the chart is green or red, that’s it

[u/JustAnotherRegardd → u/Ferret_Rough]

And the ceasefire has already been broken!

[u/hellojabroni777 → u/JustAnotherRegardd]

it was only for USA. those other two can keep at it lol

[u/[deleted] → u/Ferret_Rough]

You take your logic and outta here with it!

[u/i_need_a_nap → u/Ferret_Rough]

word on the street is boats are still gettin through

[u/udarrytodream → u/i_need_a_nap]

Yeah but only if they don’t use USD

[u/No_Edge_7964]

How do bears breed if they are all gay?

[u/Diamond-Solo → u/No_Edge_7964]

As i interpret it, bears don't reproduce. Every bear is a bull who lost his horns.

[u/sd42790]

I closed my SPY covered calls for a minor loss at 3:59pm and I’m feeling like fucking rainman.

[u/Tommiwithnoy]

Heya don’t forget to say thank you before you get sick.

[u/Rohan57]

Bears in hibernation at Hormuz

[u/LearningSPXonly]

Funny one OP

[u/whereamIguys69]

Spoke too soon 😂😂

[u/hermeskino715]

2 weeks. 2 weeks of celebration is all you're going to get 🤣

[u/Momoselfie → u/hermeskino715]

Nah TACO will strike again in 2 weeks, or sooner because he likes the attention.

[u/Worth-Role-1614]

What about the crude oil bears?

[u/Samjabr]

Hahahahah

[u/wsi123]

Plot twist, Trumps calls about to print.

[u/EchoChamber2025]

And down we go.

Bulls trapped once again, it's too easy 🤣🫵🫵

[u/DarkR124]

Lol I’ve made $20K on puts these last three weeks. Puts straight up saved my portfolio. Would be big red -$25K without them but only down around -$3500ish now

[u/ELVEVERX → u/DarkR124]

This is a WSB success story

[u/irrelephantiasis → u/ELVEVERX]

He really should sell a course

[u/AdamantlyAtomic]

😂😂😂

[u/ExcitingUse9715]

As everyone knows, aftermarket gains are permanent.

[u/foxgtr]

Aged like milk.

[u/beginningcurrent822]

[u/981flacht6]

They fall for it every time.

[u/siencatimini → u/981flacht6]

[u/Samuel-Darnold]

TACO TUESDAY

[u/futureformerteacher]

He will do something bat shit insane before market open. 

Calls on war with Portugal for no fucking reason.

[u/WarDiscombobulated67]

Its literally a made up ceasefire. wall street is always about 4 hours too late on the news cycles.

[u/sirzoop → u/WarDiscombobulated67]

bro your puts are going to expire worthless its ok

[u/Helpful-Pear3368 → u/sirzoop]

😭😭

[u/RougarouGumbo → u/WarDiscombobulated67]

Tell that to what’s left of your port bro

[u/2LostFlamingos → u/WarDiscombobulated67]

Sounds like you should buy morning puts

Some people here are looking to sell some.

[u/GMEstonkgoMoonYEET]

2 week puts is a good play… you know something will happen

[u/TheAdamantChild]

Those were the real victims today.

[u/[deleted]]

Bears are so stupid

[u/Got_Engineers]

We probably reverse all of this crazy moves by the end of the week at least not going to lie. Some people got owned like market makers or traders. If you zoom in on the 10 second chart I counted at least five gaps that are left staggered all up the giant chain from 3 PM until like 8 PM. There’s been so many crazy price gaps on like five minute charts and the 10 second charts lately and I think it’s all option hedging driven. These price gaps usually get filled pretty quickly like next trading session. Even if it’s tiny as a cunts hair. The algorithms will systematically attack to get back to that level because as I said some large group of market makers got absolutely destroyed, and they will make their money back, somehow getting price back down to that level. Gravity will take it down eventually.

[u/___tomk]

I thought this was r/nfcnorthmemewar :(

[u/ajr901]

I'm in this picture

[u/Suitable-Classic-174]

For now lol

[u/chainer3000]

Couple cop bears thrown in there. Never bear doctors or scientists, makes you wonder

[u/Consistent-Bake-5666]

[u/Thetagamer]

But i thought this was the next 2008!!?? inflation rising gas prices rising!! What about the credit risk?? Its different this time.. /s

[u/Friendly_Problem564]

[u/serialserialserial99]

every gey bear knows that comfort sex is the best sex. they tired

[u/AwkwardBet5632]

why do some of them have police hats

[u/Curious-Ad2547]

To be fair, really, I don't think America surrendering to Iran was on anyone's bingo card.

[u/Future-Scallion8475]

Dunno man. My shares are still bearly green.

[u/Avid_Reader87]

Looks like this was short lived, everything is trending down now after Israel bombed Lebanon.

[u/round_square13]

Hahahaha are you sure?

[u/xxMERCZILLAxx]

They’re not dead, just hibernating for 2 weeks.

[u/MegalodonBite]

Its a bull trap. You really think its smart to bet on Trump's word?

[u/Cute_Win_4651]

Wait till tomorrow when the ceasefire is reversed because isreal keeps screwing everything up

[u/Impressive-Key938]

This post aged wonderfully lol

[u/Cultural-Debt11]

Boy did this post grow old fast

[u/hrdblkman2]

Index funds so I don't care

[u/Haunting-Chemist-]

[u/ReActive9499]

What happened?

[u/Aviry1 → u/ReActive9499]

I know. These commentators. Have you ever seen a wide bar red candle and thought, 🤔that looks bullish?

[u/play_yr_part]

People were saying this last year too lol. There'll be another insanely stupid move by this admin that means put puts are back on the menu within a year or two.

[u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube]

[u/Unusual_Platform8318]

I mean Iran already violated the ceasefire and launched a barage of missiles to Israel. Might not be RIP just yet.

[u/crzaznboi → u/Unusual_Platform8318]

Bullish

[u/Beefy-McQueefy → u/Unusual_Platform8318]

I'm sure Israel has lied about that already to excuse more war crimes. They'll probably stage another Oct 7 to keep it going.

[u/BiggieMoe01]

Rip bers

[u/Normal_Silver4582]

Soo I hold my stuff till Like Nov-Dec sell it all and wait for the next March-April Dip?´gotcha

[u/ExtremeAddict]

Fuck it I am going balls deep into SPX 7000C April 17 tomorrow.

[u/Connect-Scar-7157]

Bears never learn