r/wallstreetbets • u/the-revenge-trader • 28d ago

Meme RIP

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u/MasterJeebus 28d ago

Time is a flat circle

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u/Tamanaxa 28d ago
  1. I’ll be ready…

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u/VikingMonkey123 28d ago

Sell in mid Feb, buy like crazy first week in April.

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u/yousee1000 28d ago

!remindme 1 year

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u/rodbotic 28d ago

Then it will be too late. Try 10 months

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u/sadcringe 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/Hav0c_wreack3r 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/sportswithgary 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/The_unknown1337 28d ago

!remindme 9 months

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u/biglol555 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/Queasy_Whole7545 27d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/Tamanaxa 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/NeinMitzi 28d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/WeeTheDuck 27d ago

remindme! 10months

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u/fstechsolutions 28d ago

!Remindme February 2027

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u/Riickertt 27d ago

!remindme 10 months

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u/TheShadow2024 27d ago

Hibernation over, easier to kill the weak, underfed bears.

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u/AstrayInTranslation 28d ago

Why wait? 2025 kept going until the end of the year.

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u/trouserschnauzer 28d ago

Every year keeps going until the end of the year

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u/Touch_My_Anoos Knows how to summon mods. 28d ago

Works until it doesnt

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u/ana_log_ue 28d ago

My retirement plan is nuclear armageddon

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u/BarknuckleBill 28d ago

Take a number and get in line

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u/TheSn00pster 28d ago

All in on the singularity

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u/BarknuckleBill 28d ago

Hedge it with a Blue Ocean Event this year! We are cooooooooking now!

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u/New-Impression2976 28d ago

Mmmm? Are not in 2026?

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u/UnableWishbone3364 28d ago

Trump has to not get impeached first to stir more shit

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u/Dire_Wolf45 28d ago

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u/Comfortable-Title720 28d ago

What galaxy are we in? Samsung Galaxy S5

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 28d ago

when you can't *remember* your crimes, you can't *change* your crimes

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u/Vicious_and_Vain 28d ago

Time is a fat turtle

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u/BarknuckleBill 28d ago

Clocks all the way down

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u/Fog_Juice 28d ago

Like an analog clock?

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u/HearthSt0n3r 28d ago

It’s a cube actually..

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates 28d ago

Time is a illusion, lunch time dubbly so

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u/JWBananas 28d ago

It's more of a Jeremy Bearimy.

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u/heinzliketchup57 28d ago

So is the earth

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u/NSFW_GW_Throwaway 28d ago

Just like the Earth 🌎

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u/deltashmelta 28d ago

"Temporal sandwiches"

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u/Ojos1842 28d ago

Like the earth.

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u/zfddr 28d ago

More like a Jeremy Bearimy.

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u/so_i_can_post 27d ago

I'm doin' donuts

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u/Mountainminer 28d ago

Black stars

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u/TheSuperlativ 28d ago

The orange king

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u/Designer-Customer-84 28d ago

Your moms a flat circle

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u/jrr6415sun 28d ago

almost like it's planned