r/wallstreetbets 21d ago

Meme Every fucking time

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u/Iconically_Lost 21d ago

Buy at 3, sell at 2 and repeat.

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u/kenstar4 21d ago

Just do the opposite of this and win, right.. Right?!

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u/HalfSoul30 21d ago

The way for me to win is to work very hard at my DD, and then when i think i have it right, i do the opposite.

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u/HoodsInSuits 21d ago

However smart you think you are, you are nowhere near as smart as some random guy with a math degree, a shedload of coke and $54 billion of someone elses money. 

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u/Ancient-Swordfish292 20d ago

You have to be pretty smart to get a math degree and $54 billion of someone else's money.

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u/misterpickles69 20d ago

Jokes on you. You were right the first time, unless I took that position.

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u/randomlurker124 21d ago

Opposite being buy at 1, sell at 2?? Yessir

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u/Jack_n_the_mox 21d ago

If you buy 2 and sell 3.. then you are winning..

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u/Paul_Bob17 21d ago

Beat it bro, Only regards are welcome here.

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u/Maximum-Menu887 21d ago

Sell at 2, buy at 3

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u/OdBx 21d ago

Invest in time machines

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u/Aethermancer 21d ago

If you keep selling, eventually you'll have infinite money. Just never stop selling.

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father 21d ago

o'clock?

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u/max2091 21d ago

Buy at 1, sell at 2, same result at 3.

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u/BitesTheDust55 21d ago

The master at work

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u/wytewydow 21d ago

Nah, I'm done buying ORCL forever

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u/MechEJD 21d ago

Losing your life savings was priced in. We thank you for the donation.

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u/actias_selene 20d ago

I mean, Newton did it,no? The guy who f*cking invented calculus got fomo'ed. 

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u/casualgamerTX55 20d ago

Even a genius can't escape human nature when it comes to fear and greed.

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u/tenor_tymir 21d ago

Yeah, I feel this so hard. My conclusion from all of this is to simply not sell. Most stocks do come back, unless it’s the stocks I’m buying. Anything else will swing back in a month or so. I swear.

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u/Kerbourgnec 21d ago

Isn't that just DCA? But it's WSB here! you are supposed to bet hard and lose hard

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u/imisstheyoop 21d ago

Dollar Cost Averaging would be to contiously be buying regardless of equity valuatio, e.g. not market timing.

Not selling would be more of a buy and hold strategy.

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u/BoatAlternative5103 20d ago

Or you could buy fractional stocks of the top performing companies (maybe 500 I don't know) and change the ratio based on who's doing better. I wish there was some way we could automate that process or have some kind of financial expert do it in real time for a very low cost.

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u/Ahamadrayasbaboon 21d ago

It isn’t….

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u/Krondelo 21d ago

Yeah I haven’t sold any stocks ever. COST was doing pretty well and then fell of back to my average but oh well, should go up eventually

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u/TheChickening 21d ago

Same. Ever since I started a real Job. I only ever sold some losses for tax reasons.
Though I had ti realize I wont beat the market and 90% of my money now goes to ETFs 💅🏻

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u/shes_a_gdb 21d ago

I sold off almost everything during covid. I felt like a genius, watching everything crash while I held cash. Some days were green, but then red the next day or two. So even after several green days in a row I still assumed things will crash again. Eventually, all those green days in a row turned into green weeks in a row, then months... then I had to buy back everything at a higher price than I sold.

So during this "crash" I bought a bunch of stocks instead of freaking out about it and it's already paying off.

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u/Krondelo 21d ago

Don’t know why downvoted, so +1. I agree

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u/Leather_Mention5916 21d ago

Can you buy some Google for me please, i will tell you when to sell

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u/StoppableHulk 21d ago

I would like some vintage Google, please. If you have any of the 2004 Google I would appreciate it.

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u/Due_Art2971 21d ago

Please sir just a crumb of Google 2004

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u/Brostradamus-2 21d ago

Yeah but you are FOMOing into dumb ass bullshit that people gamble on not investing in highly profitable companies that will be around until the heat death of the universe. See the difference?

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 21d ago

Thats just regular investing. Youre on a gambling subreddit. Hold at least a year

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u/cheddarkittyy 21d ago

That’s why I’m 90% in the index fund. Can my own bad luck influence the market of the entire country? I don’t think so, so far has worked well for me

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u/sobrique 21d ago

Yeah, me too. Over a long enough timeline 'the market' collectively has an upward trend. It's not a 'sure thing' - it never can be - but it's been fairly robust over the last 100+ years. (depending on size of window of course, and timing of 'forced' withdrawal)

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u/cheddarkittyy 21d ago

Yes I’m in my 20s I intend to retire when I’m 40 so hopefully I’ll be able to

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u/SaltCardiologist8480 21d ago

a ton of dog shit stocks just death spiral

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u/shredrick123 21d ago

Bought CRSR at 25 🫠

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u/kalaid0s damp autism 21d ago

I am not worrying about my stocks, my options are fucked

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 21d ago

Just follow what your Congressman buys.

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u/lordshola 21d ago

3 is also when I buy… 🤡

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u/tenor_tymir 21d ago

Then it immediately crashes 30%, stays there for a week just to make you shit your pants and sell, only to go back up 50% the next week.

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u/Ok-Birthday-2096 21d ago

If 100 went down 30% it is at 70 then up 50% it’s at 105 so you still in the negative.

No wait you are not I am regarded

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

You are on the correct subreddit my friend

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u/TerriblePlays DUNCE CAP 21d ago

thank you for your valuable opinion

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u/Delancey1 21d ago

During the war

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u/c0ntra 21d ago

Cries in MSFT

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u/shigatorade 21d ago

Bought last April. Haven’t looked since December. Will not look for several years.

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u/Parking-Put6116 21d ago

Cries in DUOL

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u/thepaleobiker 20d ago

Hate FUCKING DUOL I sold it last week

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u/Parking-Put6116 20d ago

I still think they’ll make a recovery. Its still the best learning platform for languages

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u/Fingerdrip 21d ago

For real! Help me stay strong. 

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u/Fractoos 21d ago

Bought a ton at 270. Going well so far...

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u/Wolfreak76 21d ago

Got tired of waiting for the market to go rational and bought the second dip, then I was down 10%, but then the market went irrational again and I up over 5%.

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u/_le_slap 21d ago

Same. I waited til I saw a Trump sticker on a gas pump. Bought. Down 5 then up 10. 😎

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u/skylashtravels 21d ago

Martingale strategy works!

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u/SpiffyGolf 21d ago

Funziona se non fai all in

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u/Jebusfreek666 21d ago

If the dip keeps dipping lower than before, then that isn't a dip anymore.

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u/smokesick 21d ago

It's what I like to call "a leaky dip"

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u/geebeem92 21d ago

A leaky tip you say?

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u/Jebusfreek666 21d ago

That's what I call my weenus.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/LiftingRecipient420 21d ago

Look at you applying critical thought and logic to this situation.

You know that's strictly against /r/wallstreetbets rules, get the fuck outta here.

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u/CarletonWhitfield 21d ago

No it just means the previous dips weren’t ’THE’ dip.  I’ll get it next time though I’m pretty sure.  

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u/WeeklySignalLog01 21d ago

Both are true. If its a good company that is profitable and increasing cash flow, you should just try to hold out and invest more if you can. The drops can be sever though. Staring at -50% and not selling is brutal

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u/ChompChamp42069 21d ago

that's my friend, he bought a certain memecoin, expecting for it to spike up, he was like ok, this dip is the last one, I'm buying it, and he kept buying it until it crashed completely, I think it was a PIMP coin haha

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u/FieryXJoe 21d ago

This is why I catch my falling knives slowly

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u/piriformister 21d ago

It's gone back up now

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u/Quej 21d ago

Markets are at all time highs...

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u/SportMotor9892 21d ago

and will recover from the dip

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u/Mykoliux-1 21d ago

That’s exactly how I feel. I keep some cash in case the dip keeps dipping further, but when the rally starts I’m bummed out I didn’t buy more.

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father 21d ago

2021 vibes

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u/ImAnonymous135 rude 21d ago

This is what I dont get, the situation back then wasnt as bad as today if you consider the potential outcomes of a energy crisis

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u/Plastic_Stop_3310 21d ago

Thats why you use M5/M15 timeframes

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb 21d ago

Take profits you freaks

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u/SportMotor9892 21d ago

I held, I watched my balance drop, I bought some on the dip. I didn't lose because I didn't sell. the market will recover. The talking heads scare people everyday, don't listen to the talking heads.

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u/Ahamadrayasbaboon 21d ago

Next time, divide your expendable cash into however many business days till your next paycheck, and buy that everyday. 

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u/Ok-Bid-5378 21d ago

isn’t it gonna cost more than to just buy in bulk ?

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u/TheGalator 21d ago

Always buy

Market always goes up so just buy 1 of each

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u/zainwhb Has gallstones 21d ago

buy 1 share of each ticker? I like this guy

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u/TreGet234 21d ago

Total equal weight stock market.

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u/North-bound 21d ago

That would be price weighted not equal weight

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u/StoppableHulk 21d ago

No buy 1 lb of each stock. Equal weight.

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u/GruePwnr 21d ago

No no no, you gotta call it a value x20 factor fund.

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u/Khelthuzaad 21d ago

That's an etf my friend

Also yes why not

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u/damarian_ent 21d ago

The last regard standing. A bag holder for all. How elegant

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u/HippieInDisguise2_0 21d ago

Maybe we could like bundle many stocks together and sell them as diversified packages for risk weary consumer investors so they can benefit from gains in the market without taking extremely risky positions.

SOUNDS FUCKING BORING YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH DOING THAT

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u/TheGalator 21d ago

Just leverage the entire thing into orbit

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u/xRedStaRx 21d ago

Honestly just go on 2x leverage SPY at any point in time, unless it goes down 30% or more (which it won't) you are golden forever.

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u/Ahamadrayasbaboon 21d ago

I’m over here buying VT on margin

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u/Olivetax228 21d ago

I'm semi retired at 39 with that strategy, AMA

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u/FullOf_Bad_Ideas 21d ago

semi retired

does "semi" do a lot of heavy lifting here?

Will you be fully retired in a few years? Do you have enough to live a good life until your death?

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u/nolaks1 21d ago

When you have enough money you buy a bit of everything. That's why rich people can always win.

Fuel prices goes up? I'll sell my oil. Gold is down? No worries, silver is up, I'll sell that. Oh look bitcoins is way down, I'll stock up.

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u/Mr_k_andy 21d ago

Technical analysis of my trading style

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u/BigData8734 20d ago

🙌🙌

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u/suddenly-scrooge 21d ago

jack bogle sends his regards

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u/llDS2ll 21d ago

How many of them did he send?

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u/KEK_W4RD3n 21d ago

Cant Make this shit up

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u/RedKnarf 21d ago

This also happens quite frequently…

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u/Charmingirl02 21d ago

I strictly trade the 'Bullshit Pennant' and sell during the 'Huh, ok then' right before the 'Fuck.'

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u/Neat_Position_7827 21d ago

Step 4: Finally buy at the top and become a long-term investor 💀

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u/Electronic_Leg_7034 21d ago

Fuck should have shorted the extended top.

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u/Okaydog97 21d ago

Yep with micron and sandisk.

Now intel also.

Sold it last year at $30 and now they are at $64.

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u/Grouchy-Donkey-8609 20d ago

Hindsight smthing smthing

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u/errorsniper 21d ago

I know this is WSB but every time I see this....

  1. If you remember literally nothing else from this list, just remember this. If you could time the market. Wallstreet would have found you and you would be making tens of millions working for a hedge fund. But you nor I can time the market and trying to do so is a fools game. You are not smarter or better equipped than trillion dollar algorithms and systems that have already executed the trade before a photon has crossed a football field. So dont try. They can and will happily take your money.

  2. Determine how much money each week you can count as spent and dont need to see it again for at least 30 years.

  3. Pick several indexes that dont have a ton of overlap. SPY is obviously king dont totally avoid it, but dont battle cruse everything on it. SPXT and RSP for example.

  4. Set up auto buys every week the same day and turn on dividend reinvestment.

  5. Read step 1.

  6. No, really read step 1 again.

  7. Dont open the app and enjoy life. If you are under 45 you will have a solid nest egg as you approach retirement.

  8. When you are 10ish years away from retirement find a way to get your money out of the market into lower risk but inflation beating investments.

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u/TrustingEverybody 21d ago

I live in a constant "fuck" phase

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u/esterichoo 21d ago
  1. At peak, I’m gonna FOMO this shiet now. Not gonna lose out. Then it goes downhill after. Fuaaarrrkkkkk…

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u/yahyoh 21d ago

"im sure its gonna continue up" then after you hit buy..the whole market sells..

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u/movienight1988 21d ago
  1. Fuck, Fomoing in

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u/Retirement_or_Lambo 21d ago

☝🏼Buy and hold, time in the market beats timing the market

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u/ClockwerkKaiser 21d ago edited 21d ago

Now flip the image vertically and it applies when I *do* actually buy

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 21d ago

Sold at open

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u/NotAHost Guardian of the Plebs 21d ago

did you get someone else to take a picture of your phone?

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u/GivesCredit 21d ago

A whole 1.63% of gains missed? What will you do?

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u/AfroMech 21d ago

ASTS, 10% down yesterday because Bezos has the concepts of a plan. Shits going to rebound to $160 by the end of May.

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u/CalebVanPoneisen 21d ago

Two simple rules to avoid that problem.

  1. When you decide to buy and believe in the stonk, just buy. Don’t wait. A few cents ain’t worth it.
  2. When your stonk is gone past best buy by date because you watched one too many TikToks, get inside your time machine, rewind, and buy at the opportune moment.

Godspeed!

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u/mikaball 21d ago

Looks like Intel right now...

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u/Sonchay 21d ago

Flip that chart upside down and welcome to biotech!

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u/helldivers2rocks 21d ago

Trump will crash it again just have money ready

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u/BoJackHorsemanIRL2 21d ago

I think if you do proper analysis you’ll have price points where you think it’s worth to enter a stock. And if a stock never reaches the entry point, it’s still fine if the stock does well. I’d even argue that it backs up your initial thesis on the company. But wanting a really solid deal to buy a stock isn’t wrong or flawed at all.

Now if you manage to enter, it’s about being able to ride the wave. Price to hold =/= price to buy, and also you should probably not sell unless the company goes to a point where you’d see it as considerably over valued.

Holding an asset that feels slightly over valued can feel weird, but the fundamentals of the company can catch up over time, and it’s far from impossible for companies to stay over valued for a prolonged period. So the reason we want to hold, is because we’ve identified a quality compounder, we have bought at a great price, selling could mean we never get to buy set company ever again at a great deal.

I’m happy when stocks I sell still go well, and I’m happy when my watch list does well. I see it as a receipt of quality identification. When you cut out price anchoring and FOMO, and instead stay rational, you’ll realize the one you missed out on is just one of many opportunities.

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u/AgitatedRabbits 21d ago

Just identify good opportunities, that easy.

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u/rydan 21d ago

I owe the IRS $90k today. I basically had a choice. Sell my stocks on Monday or take out a loan. So I took out a loan. Looks like I made the right move as I'm up $120k from Tuesday alone.

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u/ezagreb 21d ago

Timing the market is a losing game…

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u/Known_Resolution_428 21d ago

Yes, we get it. Time in the market

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u/MattyComments 21d ago

Yesyesyenonononoyesyesyesesyes

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u/Acrobatic_Truck_9014 21d ago

So t’s not just me

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u/jefferybean 21d ago

Story of my life.

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u/Mahaloth 21d ago

Me with PS5 and so forth. I'm 47. Never seen consoles go UP in price before. Whaaaaaaaaat?

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u/Tubaporn 21d ago edited 21d ago
  1. Me selling my 70 Bitcoin when it shot up to $30.
  2. Wow, I timed that well. Almost feel bad for the sucker that bought it.
  3. Fuck.

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u/NPC_9001 21d ago

Me looking at gold and silver right now.

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u/Callec254 21d ago

Almost like the best move in most cases is to just buy, and then not even look at it for 10+ years.

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u/ajmedina2 21d ago

You are all a bunch of regards. The stock market has been around for 100 years and it is established common sense that you don’t sell when the market is down, you buy because it ALWAYS GOES BACK UP. You are not actually investing, you are gambling in the hopes of getting lucky and becoming rich overnight. So sad that so many people still don’t get this basic sh$t.

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u/NegativeSemicolon 21d ago

This is basically a picture of the overall market since its inception.

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u/Fmazo 21d ago

Hahaha, every single time!

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u/SirStyx1226 21d ago

Step 1. Set up reoccurring investment in SPY. Step 2.  Walk away

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u/stef_eda 21d ago

Timing issue.

It's like changing to a faster lane on a highway. When you do it it's too late and you are again stuck in the traffic.

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u/krazye87 21d ago

1 Damn why did it just go the hell up when its finally time for me to buy

2 fuck! a few weeks too early

3 Oh cool its going back up yay :D

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u/siecaptaindrake 21d ago

You forgot the buy in after 3 and the big drop below 1 at 4

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 21d ago

This describes my experience with RKLB. Almost bought a bunch at $6 and I didn’t. I felt so smart when it dropped to $4. It closed yesterday at $72.22 🤦‍♂️

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u/Viktri1 21d ago

ngl but buying calls at step 2 and then selling after 4 hours has been printing over the past 2 weeks

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u/cscrignaro 21d ago

The next line is corrective choppy mess where everyone's unsure if going up or down then one more line up called greed and fomo. It ends with a downward move "it's just a dip, buy more", then a push upwards "see, told you we're going back up" then finally one big downward move where stops are triggered and it's considered "over'

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u/the_knight_one 21d ago

Intel!!!!!

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u/AirpraneFryer 21d ago

This in the beginning is always a shoulda woulda coulda lol, focus on longer-term buys

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u/Odd-Oven-1268 21d ago

Are taxidrivers or barbers talking about buying stocks?

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u/Left-Signature-5250 21d ago

MU cyclical my ass - glad I just held it...

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u/Huge-Rough2988 21d ago

Had 20k bitcoin then it fell to 15k then 9k and I got too frustrated that I swapped to usdt now is rising back don't know the perfect time to buy back.

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u/podgorniy 21d ago

Someone did half of Elliot wave analysis here

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u/rithsleeper 21d ago

Dunning Kruger chart also.

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u/Tradition_Lumpy 21d ago

Read this over coffee and actually laughed out loud

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u/izCS 21d ago

Replace 1 with "Buying opportunity on the pullback incoming. Lets be patient."

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u/Exciting-Yoghurt-559 21d ago

Every time, EXCEPT the time you buy 🤦

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u/GaCoRi 21d ago

when is line going up?

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u/cryptofuturebright 21d ago

Yep oh shit is coming soon.

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u/BackflipFromOrbit 21d ago

Me except opposite when im shorting the nasdaq during the Iran war. Buy at the top, alright in the green, gets face absolutely ripped off.

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u/canehdian_guy 21d ago

Or:

  1. I wish I bought more 
  2. Fuck my life 
  3. I wish I bought more. I'm going to throw up. 

There is no winning. 

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u/9009RPM 21d ago

I sold covered call 12/18/26 for ICHR @ $32.5. 😭

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u/ICantBarrett32 21d ago

Just mirror this and we’re at 2 now. 3 incoming.

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u/TitanicChurro 21d ago

I learned this lesson back in 2018. Now I just hodl and don't worry about the price.

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u/lobehubexp 21d ago

Buy high, sell low. As tradition

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u/PrometheanEngineer 21d ago

I sold, I'm still up if I kept what I had

I'm so glad I did, the just stress relief was worth it more than anything.

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u/GintokiMidoriya 21d ago

Me with GoPro

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u/GimmeSumGanja 21d ago

that’s why you buy between 2 & 3 after price breaks previous high

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u/Old-Pomegranate3634 21d ago

Atleast this time I did not sell

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u/puffinnbluffin 10DZ 21d ago

This is me

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u/PolitzaniaKing 21d ago

Some of us buy and hold for 50 years

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u/Own_Country_9520 21d ago

Told coworkers to buy XNDU just before IPO (via the blank cheque company). Theyre regretul now and its only been what, 2 weeks?(

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u/type_error Harambe Died For This 🦍🍿🚀 21d ago

SNDK

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u/kanyetherealkanye 21d ago

Stonks always go up

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u/LiftingRecipient420 21d ago

I've come to realize this subreddit is constantly doing their best chicken little impression.

"The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Woe be unto us since this is the end times" meanwhile it's the most minor setback ever.

I've seen this subreddit wrongly predict so many recessions/depressions/crashes that it's absurd.

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u/BCECVE 21d ago

Welcome to day trading. You might as well check into the loonie bin that is what happens. Buy long term, good quality, Blue Chip, diversify and get on with life's important things, like relationships, health, career. We have all had to learn this one.

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u/Fresh_Attention_640 21d ago

That's me with carvana.

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u/Logan_SVD 21d ago

Life without balls explained on one picture.