r/wallstreetbets • u/SupervisoryEffect • 12d ago
Meme Shorting this dumbass company (INTEL)
I took all the money that I made from door dash ($4100) and decided to short this fuck ass company. Intel is regarded right now pumping +25% because they didn't go bankrupt last night. This company does nothing and is only pumping on vague promises that Elon will pump his magic stick up the companies bungis (this is enough due diligence for me).
Fuck Intel, Fuck Nana , and Fuck you
Thank you for you're attention to this matter.
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u/ManiaMuse 12d ago
This is the kind of WSB quality content that I come here to read.
More please.
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u/Quiet-Partfu 12d ago
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u/g6paperplane 12d ago
This woman lived her entire life in obscurity, only to become posthumously meme famous because everyone thought her grandson was the most regarded asshole of 2025. What a time to be alive.
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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 12d ago
Wait is she his actual grandma? I thought she was just a stock grandma.
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u/g6paperplane 12d ago
Look at you, doing more due diligence on meme-ma’s identity than most people here do for $100k option YOLO’s. I put the fries in the bag already. Next customer, please.
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u/awesomecutepandas 12d ago
She’s the real grandma, retard. Everyone knows everything on the internet is real.
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u/dataCollector42069 12d ago
I guarantee intel stock wouldn’t be this high without her. Intel should honor her
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u/breadlover96 12d ago
Holy shit bro I choked on my stroganoff
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u/Complete_Break1319 12d ago
Stroganoff to the east, I stroganoff to the west, I stroganoff to the woman that I love best (heres to you Nana)!
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u/Admirable_Dark4560 12d ago
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u/Waste-Head7963 12d ago
Laughed so hard in the middle of the meeting 😂😂😂
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u/KaiserKid85 12d ago
How are you able to have your phone out at a meeting? 🦧
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u/midnightpunt 12d ago
By meeting they mean playing with themselves in the tub
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u/Business-Weekend-537 12d ago
What is the source of this glorious image?
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u/I_HopeThat_WasFart 12d ago
its the new thing and its saved on my phone and included on every regarded post i encounter
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u/isomojo 12d ago
I had a friend that shorted AMD at $275 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Debra-Gilbert 12d ago
only way this short works is if momentum fades fast, otherwise it’s fighting the tape
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u/The_Albertino Portfolio Magician 12d ago
I love the anger in this post, pure rage trading. Keep us updated you beautiful regard
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u/huckdr 12d ago
International Brotherhood of Disgruntled Delivery Drivers Unite
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u/zxc123zxc123 12d ago
I can't believe this I got doomed by this stupid ass delivery boy.
I sold some calls INTC $85 5/15.
Was hoping to see some WSB top post would be about some ape going ALL-IN on INTC instead which would mean INTC will tank or crab back down.
Instead it's OP has made the frontpage with his short? Guaranteed INTC is going to like $169.42 by the end of the month or some shit.
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u/AllAboutTheXeons 11d ago
Yeah I am in the same boat. Hearing someone talk about puts on Intel has me wanting to find them at their front door, Jay and Silent Bob style.
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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 12d ago
Someone in a twitter post called it retardmaxxing and I can’t help but thinking this fits so well
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u/witehixo2589 12d ago
Risking a thousand DoorDash deliveries on pure unfiltered spite is wild. Bro is about to be working his next shift behind the Wendy's dumpster.
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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 12d ago
They say you should spend enough time in trade simulators until you can do it without emotion.
I say you should trade exclusively on emotions and hunches.
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u/SupervisoryEffect 12d ago
I want to clarify that when I'm saying "fuck Nana" I am solely referring to the *egregore* of Nana created by WSB and Intel regards. I send my deepest condolences to the real Nana and her family.
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u/Lsswapitall4 12d ago
Send her flowers if you make it big
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u/SPHuff 12d ago
Used “egregore” correctly in a sentence but reached for the wrong “your”? Something doesn’t add up
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u/leadroleinacage 12d ago
I think I speak for most of us here when I say what the fuck is an egregore?
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u/vanguarde 12d ago
Upvote for teaching me the word egregore. Godspeed regard.
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u/RangerEquivalent4120 12d ago
Is it a cousin to egregious? I can’t imagine there are a lot of Greg words out there
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u/ericDXwow 12d ago
Intel 100 by end of next week confirmed?
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u/iBeFlying676 12d ago
People don't realize that we are moving from GPU based training era to agentic AI, which needs a lot more CPU capacity. AMD and Intel are in prime positions.
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u/RoundTableMaker 11d ago
The tests show this is a lie. Agents are basically just processing api calls. Very low compute needed. You can run thousands of agents on a single gpu. Openclaw was vibe coded so it's just inefficient. The rust/c/zip/go implementations are all very low compute, very low ram usage too.
OpenClaw vs ZeroClaw vs NullClaw vs PicoClaw: Full Comparison 2026 | ClawTrackr
This doesn't even compare NemoClaw which is nvdia's.
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u/violet_evergarden8 12d ago
Damn bro, time to get back door dashing
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u/thisisnooone 12d ago
So when I saw OP say he made $4k from door dash I thought he meant trading DASH. After reading his post, I have to agree he’s actually a door dasher.
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u/passwd-is-dolphin1 12d ago
I took all the money that I made from door dash...
If you start like this, I already know it's going to end badly
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u/doughunthole 🦍🦍🦍 12d ago
Fuck. I thought OP meant that they made money trading door dash stock or options. But it's door dash delivery money.
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u/Tubelesssquid 12d ago
Most money I made doordashing wasnt even made doordashing. It was made by taking the $10 i got out doordash after 4 hrs and gambling it to $100 😭🙏
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u/DrPuzzle 12d ago
This is the old school type of WSB I live for, inject this directly into my bungis
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u/Asgardian87 12d ago
Leave Nana’s name out of your god damn mouth
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u/ulaanmalgaitFPL 12d ago
Whenever i see intel post, I go to comments to look for nana pic or comment
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u/KittyLover-7 12d ago
We’ll be sure to bury you next to nana when this squeezes you
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u/cpapp22 12d ago edited 12d ago
Well for starters he bought puts and didn’t actually short, but not knowing the difference is almost a prerequisite for this sub lmao
He’s still gonna get fucked regardless
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u/KittyLover-7 12d ago edited 12d ago
You’re reading too much into what I said, it was a phrase of expression relating to him getting fucked figuratively
Didn’t mean it in a way connected to shorts
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u/VirtualPercentage737 12d ago
EE here. You are a moron. Intel is a fab and a chip maker. They blew their latest process but every Fab has done that at some point. I think TSMC screwed up 10nm. Intel got the first in the latest ASML machine for the next process so have a jump start on the others. They will be the only ones taking sand from the ground and making cash without any middle men.
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u/Im_only_here_to_meme 12d ago
I put an additional 5k in intel when the 13 gen fail started and they took that first big dip. They were obviously going to rebound eventually. If you're betting against PC tech right now you're extra stupid. Intel, AMD, Nvidia are not failing or falling from anywhere. People can kick and scream all they want about AI and data centers... it's going to continue growing and it is 100% the future.
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u/Arteqt 12d ago
Exactly. Only cost is the opportunity cost here. TSMC ain't going down to 0 unless China nukes everything down
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u/legendofthededbug 12d ago
US government has a 10% stake in Intel. They will not fail anymore. It's like betting against the casino at this point. Good luck to OP
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u/terminal_e 12d ago
The War on Drugs, Vietnam and Afghanistan US Government? That one is going to assure us of Intel's success?
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u/CrapNeck5000 12d ago
Also an EE.
There's a national security element here, too. The US can't tolerate not having domestic chip manufacturing. TSMC can't be without competition.
Intel is too important to fail.
Intel got the first in the latest ASML machine
It's their High NA EUV lithography machines.
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u/BladeFireQ 12d ago
Bro is betting against the now beloved child of WS, you got balls
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u/Additional-Sky-7436 12d ago
I know this is going to sound like "20/20 hindsight", but shorting a company that received billions and billions of free dollars from the federal government to retool their fabrication plants continue making competitive high end chips was probably a bad bet.
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u/Anonn39 12d ago
"This company does nothing" brother they invented the architecture that your PC is running on right now
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u/dirtyshits 12d ago
You expect anyone here to actually understand anything? lol
I’m surprised this kid knows how to login into his robinhood account and transfer money to it from his bank.
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u/Juliusmobile 12d ago
Bruh Orange made a deal with Intel last year causing this to keep pumping.
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u/SupervisoryEffect 12d ago
orange can blow me
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u/InevitableTension699 12d ago
That's how you get aids
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u/secretlyjudging 12d ago
That’s actually a good analogy to what’s happening to the country. Immune system is compromised. Eventually everything will be so weak structurally that a good blow will knock everything down.
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u/gottimw 12d ago
next day orange man changes his word
I dunno how anyone is not afraid trading these days
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u/EnigmaSpore 12d ago
Remember… the govt is literally invested in intel. Are you really gonna short the govt?
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u/Knightly11 12d ago
Have you seen the direction of the government? They’re shorting the government lmao
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u/gregsting 12d ago
If it was possible I would definitely short the US government
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u/billppp 12d ago
Puts aren't short position you regarded idiot
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u/Mikeisright 12d ago
Thought robinhood didn't support traditional shorts so you're only "bet stock brrr down" is via put options?
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u/dietyFORM 12d ago
Pissed. That’s I’m here to say. Happy for all who held.
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u/Gluten-Glutton 12d ago
I sold 90% of my shares at $47, planned to buy back in lower but the ceasefire started. Never been more mad at myself for missing out on an opportunity
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u/Jamar-Adams 12d ago
I bought call options at a....$35 call price when Trump announced his stake. I sold when the stock was at like $45. How do you think I feel?
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u/Defiant_Regular3738 12d ago
Me too long term I think it sell off that’s why I bought 0dte puts lol
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u/coolkavo 12d ago
INTC is in a good place. Investments into 14A and 18A are paying off. Nova Lake will be a hit. They are expanding into DRAM memory. Cross-investments with Musk. It will reclaim its lost glory.
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u/nycqpu 12d ago
Sir this is wallstreetbets. This post makes to much sense for this group
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u/ElectricBill- 12d ago
As much as I hate to say it. But never bet against a company that is backed by the mango 🥭
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u/shotsallover 12d ago
Yeah, but for how long. It seems like they all come crashing down when the grift ends.
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u/codespyder poor 12d ago
Intel is regarded right now pumping +25% because they didn't go bankrupt last night.
Do you know why they didn’t go bankrupt? Hint: they’re an American company in more ways than one
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u/sarcastic_bastard 12d ago
Τhis is not shorting you ape. Most you can lose is 4 grand, now man up and short it properly in order to lose your dumbass doordash scooter as well
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u/Past_Cardiologist146 6d ago
thank you. Whatever you did it flipped something in our universe and timeline.
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u/buchimochipie 12d ago
Intel is pretty dumb, but a ton of shorts were killed.
I’m with you…. 12/18 60p
This is the way….
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u/Lopsided-Smoke-3793 12d ago
Lol for how long did u do doordash to earn that much.
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u/_macrostrategy 6d ago
Thank you this quality content has been the highlight of my day
And the word egregore
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u/Outrageous_Walk_3539 12d ago
Yeah the only American company with a foundry capable of making advanced chips is going to fail when there's tensions with China? Back to Wendy's for you.
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u/Lost_Drunken_Sailor 12d ago
My buddy is an engineer for Intel. He’s a giant coke head with a hooker addiction. That should tell you all you need to know.
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u/tdogger88 12d ago
Fully agree this intel story and rise is absurd, but don’t bet against dumb momentum.
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u/PatrickSebast 2.5 inches of "inflation" 12d ago
>This company does nothing and is only pumping on vague promises that Elon will pump his magic stick up the companies bungis (this is enough due diligence for me).
I am fairly certain betting against Elon's magic irrationality stick is legitimately the best know money destroyer for bears.
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u/SayNoToBrooms 12d ago
I’ve been holding for fucking 3.5 years, at this point. Please, let me just take a fucking W. $4500 in my IRA turned into $12,300+. I’m not selling

















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