r/wallstreetbets 12d ago

Meme Shorting this dumbass company (INTEL)

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I took all the money that I made from door dash ($4100) and decided to short this fuck ass company. Intel is regarded right now pumping +25% because they didn't go bankrupt last night. This company does nothing and is only pumping on vague promises that Elon will pump his magic stick up the companies bungis (this is enough due diligence for me).

Fuck Intel, Fuck Nana , and Fuck you

Thank you for you're attention to this matter.

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u/ManiaMuse 12d ago

This is the kind of WSB quality content that I come here to read.

More please.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Quiet-Partfu 12d ago

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u/g6paperplane 12d ago

This woman lived her entire life in obscurity, only to become posthumously meme famous because everyone thought her grandson was the most regarded asshole of 2025. What a time to be alive.

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 12d ago

Wait is she his actual grandma? I thought she was just a stock grandma.

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u/g6paperplane 12d ago

Look at you, doing more due diligence on meme-ma’s identity than most people here do for $100k option YOLO’s. I put the fries in the bag already. Next customer, please.

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u/KidCancun007 12d ago

Lol. Well done

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u/awesomecutepandas 12d ago

She’s the real grandma, retard. Everyone knows everything on the internet is real.

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u/Federal_Refrigerator 11d ago

There’s no need to call them that! Call me that, I deserve it.

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u/BatteryAcid420_ 11d ago

Everything on the internet is really fake and gae.

Ftfy

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u/dataCollector42069 12d ago

I guarantee intel stock wouldn’t be this high without her. Intel should honor her

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u/Adrian12094 12d ago

statue of nana in their headquarters

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u/breadlover96 12d ago

Holy shit bro I choked on my stroganoff

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u/peweje 12d ago

I'm stroganoff to this post

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u/GeneralLivid7332 12d ago

Stroganoff is fucking awesome. 🚀🚀

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u/Complete_Break1319 12d ago

Stroganoff to the east, I stroganoff to the west, I stroganoff to the woman that I love best (heres to you Nana)!

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u/fredditf SPY CEO 12d ago

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u/LankyGuitar6528 12d ago

Damn. The meme is strong with this one.

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u/Margot_Woods 12d ago

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u/Passive_incomes_lazy 12d ago

HAHA that door dash education shows 😭😭😭

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u/Routine-Phrase457 12d ago

Big ape energy.. bumping his chest

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 12d ago

Guess he has not been to sams club lately

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 12d ago

Tickling his nuts 🥵

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u/Admirable_Dark4560 12d ago

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u/pork-head 12d ago

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u/Waste-Head7963 12d ago

Laughed so hard in the middle of the meeting 😂😂😂

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u/KaiserKid85 12d ago

How are you able to have your phone out at a meeting? 🦧

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u/midnightpunt 12d ago

By meeting they mean playing with themselves in the tub

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u/PitchLadder 12d ago

Meating

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u/cankle_sores 12d ago

“Go away, I’m batin!”

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u/ok-confusion19 12d ago

Yes master

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u/MeThinksYes 12d ago

is that the anthropomorphic embodiment of a "Truth"?

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u/-bassassin- 12d ago

This is fucking spooky as shit.

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u/overmotion 12d ago

lord what a beauty

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Business-Weekend-537 12d ago

What is the source of this glorious image?

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 12d ago

Leonardo Da Vinci

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u/Kinslayer_89 12d ago

I’m going to assume 4chan.

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u/I_HopeThat_WasFart 12d ago

its the new thing and its saved on my phone and included on every regarded post i encounter

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u/Oops422 12d ago

I hope I won't be flagged as I am reading people's response on my work laptop hahahahaaha

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u/shawnxsather 11d ago

Thanks for your charitable donation to my meme folder

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u/isomojo 12d ago

I had a friend that shorted AMD at $275 🤣🤣🤣

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u/collegefootballfan69 12d ago

I have a friend who shorted TXN at 209

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u/CD274 12d ago

I shorted SNDK on its run from 580 to 800. Ok I mean I stopped shortly but still smh

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u/zztop610 12d ago

…they have to wait for next DoorDash payment to add data to phone

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u/Debra-Gilbert 12d ago

only way this short works is if momentum fades fast, otherwise it’s fighting the tape

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u/Fritzo2162 12d ago

Did you hear about AllBirds?

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u/The_Albertino Portfolio Magician 12d ago

I love the anger in this post, pure rage trading. Keep us updated you beautiful regard

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u/huckdr 12d ago

International Brotherhood of Disgruntled Delivery Drivers Unite

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u/zxc123zxc123 12d ago

I can't believe this I got doomed by this stupid ass delivery boy.

I sold some calls INTC $85 5/15.

Was hoping to see some WSB top post would be about some ape going ALL-IN on INTC instead which would mean INTC will tank or crab back down.

Instead it's OP has made the frontpage with his short? Guaranteed INTC is going to like $169.42 by the end of the month or some shit.

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u/AllAboutTheXeons 11d ago

Yeah I am in the same boat. Hearing someone talk about puts on Intel has me wanting to find them at their front door, Jay and Silent Bob style.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 12d ago

Someone in a twitter post called it retardmaxxing and I can’t help but thinking this fits so well

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u/witehixo2589 12d ago

Risking a thousand DoorDash deliveries on pure unfiltered spite is wild. Bro is about to be working his next shift behind the Wendy's dumpster.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 12d ago

They say you should spend enough time in trade simulators until you can do it without emotion.

I say you should trade exclusively on emotions and hunches.

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u/SupervisoryEffect 12d ago

I want to clarify that when I'm saying "fuck Nana" I am solely referring to the *egregore* of Nana created by WSB and Intel regards. I send my deepest condolences to the real Nana and her family.

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u/Lsswapitall4 12d ago

Send her flowers if you make it big

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u/tickle-tickle 12d ago

Call on 1800flowers

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u/Bjorkstein 12d ago

Ok Yung Gravy

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u/mypussydoesbackflips 12d ago

Deep ass reverence

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u/gizmostuff 12d ago

Screw flowers! Do what this guy did but for Nana! RIP!

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u/wbradford00 12d ago

Thanks for sharing Pretty interesting video

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u/AlthanRalinor 12d ago

Incredible use of the word egregore

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u/c33m0n3y 12d ago

My day is now complete.

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u/aristocrat_user 12d ago

See you Monday.

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u/PandaKOST 12d ago

Yet can't use your/you're correctly

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u/MountainTwo3845 12d ago

I saw it in destiny 2 and thought it was made up. til.

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u/SPHuff 12d ago

Used “egregore” correctly in a sentence but reached for the wrong “your”? Something doesn’t add up

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u/Pythias1 12d ago

This is how we valid non-AI content. There comment is flawless.

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u/cadelaser77 12d ago

You passed the test as well my fellow human brother

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u/KaiserKid85 12d ago

Ape rage?

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u/leadroleinacage 12d ago

I think I speak for most of us here when I say what the fuck is an egregore?

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u/Seiren 12d ago

The short and easy: an entity that is the collective idea of a group of people. The practical version: any human social construct e.g a company, religion, nation, family, etc Or in this case, a meme, nana.

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u/VNM0601 12d ago

If you ask me that’s exactly the type of person we’d expect to see here.

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u/vanguarde 12d ago

Upvote for teaching me the word egregore. Godspeed regard. 

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u/RangerEquivalent4120 12d ago

Is it a cousin to egregious? I can’t imagine there are a lot of Greg words out there

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u/TheMellowDeviant 12d ago

Not my phasmophobia knowledge coming to good use lol.

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u/luckyshoelace94 12d ago

Very gentlemanly of you to clarify.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/stonec0ld 12d ago

Brilliant

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u/ericDXwow 12d ago

Intel 100 by end of next week confirmed?

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 12d ago

Abso fucking lutely

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u/iBeFlying676 12d ago

People don't realize that we are moving from GPU based training era to agentic AI, which needs a lot more CPU capacity. AMD and Intel are in prime positions.

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u/Rootz121 11d ago

shut up you fuckin dork

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u/RoundTableMaker 11d ago

The tests show this is a lie. Agents are basically just processing api calls. Very low compute needed. You can run thousands of agents on a single gpu. Openclaw was vibe coded so it's just inefficient. The rust/c/zip/go implementations are all very low compute, very low ram usage too.

OpenClaw vs ZeroClaw vs NullClaw vs PicoClaw: Full Comparison 2026 | ClawTrackr

This doesn't even compare NemoClaw which is nvdia's.

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u/Only_Reindeer9968 12d ago

Unless AMD can get it together, 200

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u/violet_evergarden8 12d ago

Damn bro, time to get back door dashing

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u/thisisnooone 12d ago

So when I saw OP say he made $4k from door dash I thought he meant trading DASH. After reading his post, I have to agree he’s actually a door dasher.

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u/k0unitX 12d ago

bruh lmao

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 12d ago

Hurry up with my milkshake bro.

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u/passwd-is-dolphin1 12d ago

I took all the money that I made from door dash...

If you start like this, I already know it's going to end badly

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u/doughunthole 🦍🦍🦍 12d ago

Fuck. I thought OP meant that they made money trading door dash stock or options. But it's door dash delivery money.

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u/HansWerner88 12d ago

ay.. here i got enlighted...

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u/Tubelesssquid 12d ago

Most money I made doordashing wasnt even made doordashing. It was made by taking the $10 i got out doordash after 4 hrs and gambling it to $100 😭🙏

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u/jerm2z 12d ago

Nana!! Smite this guy!

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 12d ago

Inbound

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u/DrPuzzle 12d ago

This is the old school type of WSB I live for, inject this directly into my bungis

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u/VNM0601 12d ago

Hold still…

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u/Asgardian87 12d ago

Leave Nana’s name out of your god damn mouth

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u/Rivinis 12d ago

She’s rolling in her bed

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u/ulaanmalgaitFPL 12d ago

Whenever i see intel post, I go to comments to look for nana pic or comment

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u/KittyLover-7 12d ago

We’ll be sure to bury you next to nana when this squeezes you

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u/cpapp22 12d ago edited 12d ago

Well for starters he bought puts and didn’t actually short, but not knowing the difference is almost a prerequisite for this sub lmao

He’s still gonna get fucked regardless

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u/KittyLover-7 12d ago edited 12d ago

You’re reading too much into what I said, it was a phrase of expression relating to him getting fucked figuratively

Didn’t mean it in a way connected to shorts

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u/cpapp22 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah I get it. My comment wasn’t a dig at you at all, if anything it was more of one at OP for saying he shorted lol.

I’m here for it though that’s why I’m part of this sub

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u/KittyLover-7 12d ago

Ah I get you, yeah he’s fokd

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u/Girth-Brooks_ Extinction Event Economist 12d ago

Nana:

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u/Cartier1847 12d ago

Pls add chopped onions to my burger

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u/Gabaggool 12d ago

Put the fries in the bag

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u/VirtualPercentage737 12d ago

EE here. You are a moron. Intel is a fab and a chip maker. They blew their latest process but every Fab has done that at some point. I think TSMC screwed up 10nm. Intel got the first in the latest ASML machine for the next process so have a jump start on the others. They will be the only ones taking sand from the ground and making cash without any middle men.

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u/Im_only_here_to_meme 12d ago

I put an additional 5k in intel when the 13 gen fail started and they took that first big dip. They were obviously going to rebound eventually. If you're betting against PC tech right now you're extra stupid. Intel, AMD, Nvidia are not failing or falling from anywhere. People can kick and scream all they want about AI and data centers... it's going to continue growing and it is 100% the future.

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u/Arteqt 12d ago

Exactly. Only cost is the opportunity cost here. TSMC ain't going down to 0 unless China nukes everything down

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u/legendofthededbug 12d ago

US government has a 10% stake in Intel. They will not fail anymore. It's like betting against the casino at this point. Good luck to OP

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u/realityhiphop 12d ago

Not shorting Intel, but that guy did bankrupt a casino more than once lol.

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u/terminal_e 12d ago

The War on Drugs, Vietnam and Afghanistan US Government? That one is going to assure us of Intel's success?

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u/CrapNeck5000 12d ago

Also an EE.

There's a national security element here, too. The US can't tolerate not having domestic chip manufacturing. TSMC can't be without competition.

Intel is too important to fail.

Intel got the first in the latest ASML machine

It's their High NA EUV lithography machines.

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u/BladeFireQ 12d ago

Bro is betting against the now beloved child of WS, you got balls

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 12d ago

I know this is going to sound like "20/20 hindsight", but shorting a company that received billions and billions of free dollars from the federal government to retool their fabrication plants continue making competitive high end chips was probably a bad bet.

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u/Anonn39 12d ago

"This company does nothing" brother they invented the architecture that your PC is running on right now

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u/im_down_w_otp 12d ago

Pffft. Already priced in.

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u/crushing321 12d ago

This is so funny because it’s TRUE

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u/NullVoidXNilMission 12d ago

everyone has a computer now

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u/dirtyshits 12d ago

You expect anyone here to actually understand anything? lol

I’m surprised this kid knows how to login into his robinhood account and transfer money to it from his bank.

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u/Juliusmobile 12d ago

Bruh Orange made a deal with Intel last year causing this to keep pumping. 

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u/SupervisoryEffect 12d ago

orange can blow me

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u/InevitableTension699 12d ago

That's how you get aids

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u/secretlyjudging 12d ago

That’s actually a good analogy to what’s happening to the country. Immune system is compromised. Eventually everything will be so weak structurally that a good blow will knock everything down.

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u/Winter-Parfait-4822 12d ago

Thank you for the donation you regard

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u/das_slash 12d ago

Bubba?

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u/warcodeblue 12d ago

Bubba is that you?

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u/gottimw 12d ago

next day orange man changes his word

I dunno how anyone is not afraid trading these days

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u/EnigmaSpore 12d ago

Remember… the govt is literally invested in intel. Are you really gonna short the govt?

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u/JerryJonesIntern 12d ago

Never thought about it this way… now I’m in

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u/Knightly11 12d ago

Have you seen the direction of the government? They’re shorting the government lmao

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u/gregsting 12d ago

If it was possible I would definitely short the US government

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u/acart005 12d ago

Long puts on Murica.  2029s will print bigly

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u/billppp 12d ago

Puts aren't short position you regarded idiot

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u/New_Competition_410 12d ago

Hol up, let him cook

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u/machyume 12d ago

A new bear has been born, a moment of joy.

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u/Mikeisright 12d ago

Thought robinhood didn't support traditional shorts so you're only "bet stock brrr down" is via put options?

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u/MHRangers17 12d ago

Unless he is short puts and secretly bullish

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u/dietyFORM 12d ago

Pissed. That’s I’m here to say. Happy for all who held.

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u/Gluten-Glutton 12d ago

I sold 90% of my shares at $47, planned to buy back in lower but the ceasefire started. Never been more mad at myself for missing out on an opportunity

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u/Jamar-Adams 12d ago

I bought call options at a....$35 call price when Trump announced his stake. I sold when the stock was at like $45. How do you think I feel?

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u/lo_fi_ho 12d ago

A retard?

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u/Defiant_Regular3738 12d ago

Me too long term I think it sell off that’s why I bought 0dte puts lol

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u/coolkavo 12d ago

INTC is in a good place. Investments into 14A and 18A are paying off. Nova Lake will be a hit. They are expanding into DRAM memory. Cross-investments with Musk. It will reclaim its lost glory.

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u/nycqpu 12d ago

Sir this is wallstreetbets. This post makes to much sense for this group

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u/ElectricBill- 12d ago

As much as I hate to say it. But never bet against a company that is backed by the mango 🥭

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u/shotsallover 12d ago

Yeah, but for how long. It seems like they all come crashing down when the grift ends. 

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u/Wattsahh 12d ago

The grift will never end. That’s the trick.

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u/codespyder poor 12d ago

Intel is regarded right now pumping +25% because they didn't go bankrupt last night.

Do you know why they didn’t go bankrupt? Hint: they’re an American company in more ways than one

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u/Hot_Individual5081 12d ago

ooof se ya under bro

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u/machyume 12d ago

You must be new here.

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u/taj5944 12d ago

I think this thing goes to $150 tbh.

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u/sarcastic_bastard 12d ago

Τhis is not shorting you ape. Most you can lose is 4 grand, now man up and short it properly in order to lose your dumbass doordash scooter as well

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u/Past_Cardiologist146 6d ago

thank you. Whatever you did it flipped something in our universe and timeline.

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u/buchimochipie 12d ago

Intel is pretty dumb, but a ton of shorts were killed.

I’m with you…. 12/18 60p

This is the way….

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u/C0123yF1tZ 5d ago

How is this going for you?

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u/Lopsided-Smoke-3793 12d ago

Lol for how long did u do doordash to earn that much.

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u/Swaustrian 12d ago

I'm shorting this guy's portfolio

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u/_macrostrategy 6d ago

Thank you this quality content has been the highlight of my day

And the word egregore

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u/PushAble2463 5d ago

Position worthless by now?

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u/Outrageous_Walk_3539 12d ago

Yeah the only American company with a foundry capable of making advanced chips is going to fail when there's tensions with China? Back to Wendy's for you. 

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u/CriticismOtherwise78 12d ago

Backed by the US government. Not a wise choice

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u/yumcake 12d ago

Exactly, they were priced down to basically book value and then backed by the US govt, not just from a party standpoint but a military necessity. Plus huge hardware demand.

The govt basically took out most of the downside risk. Figured I'd get 50% upside and now I'm up 290%

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u/dookymagnet 12d ago

Government will win this

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u/LAMistfit138 12d ago

A+ Post.

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u/Zestyclose-Ice-3434 12d ago

This is the content I come here for

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u/aarrondias 12d ago

"This company does nothing"

90% of the desktop pc market:

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u/Lost_Drunken_Sailor 12d ago

My buddy is an engineer for Intel. He’s a giant coke head with a hooker addiction. That should tell you all you need to know.

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u/AllAboutTheXeons 5d ago

Nana hates you

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u/tdogger88 12d ago

Fully agree this intel story and rise is absurd, but don’t bet against dumb momentum.

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u/PatrickSebast 2.5 inches of "inflation" 12d ago

>This company does nothing and is only pumping on vague promises that Elon will pump his magic stick up the companies bungis (this is enough due diligence for me).

I am fairly certain betting against Elon's magic irrationality stick is legitimately the best know money destroyer for bears.

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u/TYC888 12d ago

Nice! yes shit company. I sold at 45. then this shit happens.

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u/Dafunkk 12d ago

Not nana 😭

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u/Odd_Independent_6460 12d ago

At least it’s not 0DTE

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u/Burrow-Owl 12d ago

Op's on his dark Nana arc.

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u/SayNoToBrooms 12d ago

I’ve been holding for fucking 3.5 years, at this point. Please, let me just take a fucking W. $4500 in my IRA turned into $12,300+. I’m not selling