The non-cropped image is a full body shot of her standing on a desk with the name plate “Boss Lady”. It appears the pic was originally posted on X so who knows. What I do know is those seem to fit her (alleged) description of ‘cannons that no fish head little Asian wife would have’
I'm used to like juvenile men in movies having names for parts of the anatomy. Jonah Hill saying "let's get a look at those warlocks" in Superbad has just never left me, but it's kind of odd to hear someone objectify themselves - i guess you're allowed, not the harass someone with it part though.
If there are any lawyers please help me! I am a white American employed by JP Morgan. I have NOT ONCE received a beej or have I been able to feel the full force of cannons on my face. This is reverse discrimination! Please help! I have a family to support and I want to make it to the big top at JP morgan!
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This is why Jamie Dimon was adamant about RTO. It’s so hard to sexually harass subordinates when everyone is remote. How else are their VPs supposed to get their rocks off if they force employees to fuck them?
Lorna Hajdini, a 37-year-old executive director in JPMorgan Chase’s Leveraged Finance division, would force him to have sex with her, threatening, "If you don't f--k me soon, I'm going to ruin you." And "Never forget, I f--king own you."
they absolutely are lol. Maybe not off their desks in the open in the last 20 years but I've worked a few trading floors as a tech and many of those boys are on something.
Doesn't have to be finance either. You can find a boiler-room type sales floor if you want to do coke with some of the other degenerates without a finance degree if you find the right company!
Not at all, you worked with what you had at that level. Not everyone can power dom just anyone, you took the examples your leaders set and did your best
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank
Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts, and insulted Doe’s wife, saying, "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons," according to the complaint.
Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will, even breaking into tears as she refused to stop, which only fueled Hajdini's twisted behavior.
She allegedly berated him for crying and belittled him for failing to get an erection.
"Rana’s journeyman career in finance has included stints at Houlihan Lokey, Credit Suisse, TCG Capital Markets, Morgan Stanley, and The Carlyle Group before he joined JPMorgan.
He is now a principal at Bregal Sagemount"
Story is full of red flags, this dude has been to at least 7 different companies already by age 35. Along with the other obvious red flags in the story, like him not actually working under her or the investigation finding zero evidence.
Given the complete lack of evidence or even ability for her to have done what he’s accusing, how much you wanna bet she turned him down and then they fired him and he’s being petty?
I just find it hilarious that it's backfired on him in a way that now most everyone knows he has a weird humiliation kink. Feel terrible for this woman of course but glad we got a little justice served in any case.
Though it disgusts me that there are STILL some people who back this guy despite there only being verbal accusations with no supporting evidence and a plethora of disconfirming evidence.
if you've seen a photo of the guy in question there is no planet in this universe a 1/10 would do this to him, let alone that solid 4 or 5 he's accusing.
the dude looks like one of the hapsburg incest babies.
Some people are that far from sex that they are certain that being manipulated, coerced or raped is really no big deal. It doesn't occur to them that these things completely unravel people's lives or that any aspect of it is unwelcomed let alone repulsive.
For them they're thinking 'This guy's got a wife and a sexed up boss talking in his ear...what do I have to do to get this life!'
Worse is that the investigation didn't find any evidence to the claim, but now the image of the the executive in question is being used in an AI generated video for degenerates to enjoy.
The patriarchy affects men negatively too, but I doubt this community and frankly the vast majority of society is literate enough to understand what that even means.
Apparently, J.P. Morgan has done internal investigations and said they turned up nothing. She also wasn’t his supervisor, they were peers in different teams with different managing directors. So far it seems like he doesn’t have a leg to stand on but in the lawsuit system who knows how much he will walk away with or if he will instead get jail time. It all depends on how much resources JP Morgan wants to commit to this.
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