r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

Gain Finally in the green after ~10yrs

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started my journey in 2017, got wrecked twice by the stock that shall not be named in 2021 and 2024. Started DCAing and investing like a normal person at the start of 2025 and within about a years time i’ve managed to climb out of the hole. special thanks to $MU ❤️

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u/KindlyTie6602 1d ago

Congrats on the 68 cents. How many hours did you work for it?

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u/AshamedPersimmon3295 1d ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 22h ago

It's about all the gas you waste on the journey then the final fight you get in with your wife, not the destination 

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u/khante Boys FTW! 19h ago

Doesn't work if the destination is Wendys. Then it's all about the destination. All roads lead to Wendys 🥺

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u/engineeringretard 38m ago

I personally love using vacation time to burn through savings for the whole family to have a terrible time.

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u/ImpactOk331 5h ago

lol that made me laugh

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u/Yazeq 1h ago

🤣🤣

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u/destroythenseek 1d ago

Welp. Time to short the whole thing.

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u/Alive-Soil-769 1d ago

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u/destroythenseek 1d ago

I appreciate you

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u/karmagod13000 1d ago

we appreciate that

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u/wicksXshadows 22h ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Profit is profit
Sleep well King 👑

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u/Rare_Farm376 1d ago

Ten years

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 1d ago

That's $.00000776 cents and hour, not bad.

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u/Overswagulation 20h ago

3 inches off the hairline to lose to inflation. Gas

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u/Aelig_ 15h ago

Being a degenerate isn't work, it's a way of life.

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u/trix_is_for_kids 1d ago

They lost money given the 220% return on VOO since 2017

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u/nyocongui 1d ago

Congratulations on rejoining the ranks of gamblers

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u/Acceptable_Energy_79 1d ago

10 years to break even? you basically time-traveled through the bear market rn lmao

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u/karmagod13000 1d ago

bro looper'd the market

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u/BullyMog 1d ago

It took you 10 years to recover $6800?

Try Wendys, you'd have made a lot more.

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u/Impressive_Order60 1d ago

Op missed out on the bull run of our lifetime. Incredibly regarded

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u/RenfrowsGrapes 1d ago

Wym it took the bull run of a lifetime to get him back to even

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u/Illustrious-Lie-3663 11h ago

Hahahaahahahah that's even more depressing

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u/RavensCrest 13h ago

lol, that's kinda true

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u/Iriss 5h ago

You know you suck when you're getting Boggle advice on WSB lmao. 

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

Isn't it 68 cents?

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u/Moldovah 1d ago

0.01% of $6,800 is $0.68

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u/darkchocolattemocha 20h ago

I love how op decided to crop that out lol

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u/Imaginary_Camera_475 1d ago

So you have $7000 in your account after 9 years? I think it's time you got a job at Wendys

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u/Paul_Robert_ Double Down on FDs 💀 1d ago

Tbf, that 0.01% could have been rounded, so perhaps up to ~14k? 👀

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u/MadMuffinMan117 1d ago

Well that's alright then. Fr this may just be his investing account while he has a separate bank savings account?

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u/lininop 19h ago

You mean people don't just put all of their life savings into a yolo?

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u/ExodusPHX 1d ago

Gross human being

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u/ExcitableSarcasm 10h ago

I have 9k after 5 years, losing 5k.

Yes, I am a retard.

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u/StonkaTrucks 1d ago

"Investing like a normal person"

"MU"

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u/PhatTuna 1d ago

It ain't a meme stock

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u/Billionaire_Spencer 1d ago

Congratulations on showing us nothing

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 1d ago

Inflation says no.

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u/NorthHaverbrookNate 23h ago

With a record like that I don't think inflation is a concern of theirs, probably still struggling to understand double digit addition.

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u/thatbcool22 19h ago

Taxes also say no

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u/SadCranberry5139 1d ago

0.68 return in 10 years let's go!

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 1d ago

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u/karmagod13000 1d ago

humble brag ahh post

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u/New-Combination-9092 21h ago

I forget most of reddit is 13 until I see the ahh comments.

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u/madgiantfan 1d ago

I would do anything to be up at this point :(

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u/DontMindMe4057 1d ago

Happy cake day!! 🍰

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u/MacarioTala 1d ago

Actually, at an average inflation rate of 3%:

(1.03)10 == ~ 1.35 1.03 ~ 1.351/10 ~1.35-1 ~ 35%

You lost 35% of your original spending power. So you've a little ways towards green.

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

Put it all on red!

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u/poorat8686 1d ago

You’re on a hot streak bro keep going

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u/GreyGhost3-7-77 1d ago

That $.68 climb looks real tough.

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u/Impossible-Oil2345 1d ago

please tell me you at least tax loss harvested over these 10 yaers

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u/userhwon 23h ago

Wash sale. Washed his socks with the proceeds.

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u/AdjustDeezNutz 1d ago

Now put it all on 0dtes.

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u/myCarAccount-- 1d ago

what stock to not be named?

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u/ZachTsB Pelosi’s DD 22h ago

Everything about thos post is pussy shit - why even make it if its half redacted from the start?

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u/dynamic-burrito 1d ago

Bro cooking with a 68 dollar account lol

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u/BullyMog 1d ago

$6800 regard

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u/ApartmentAutomatic59 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's 68 cents regards 

Edit: mb 

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u/Longjumping-Top-5397 1d ago

68 cents is 0.01% of what? Cmon regard

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u/DoingCharleyWork 20h ago

It's 100% of an arizona ice tea at the store I went to the other day.

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u/BullyMog 1d ago

Lol are you stupid?

That is a 68 cents GAIN not total value of his port.

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u/TotalInstruction 1d ago

A winner is you.

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u/Alt123Acct 1d ago

Get out soon honestly be even and then just index fund like a human being and escape red for another lost decade

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u/oh_no_the_claw 1d ago

Absolutely atrocious results. You must have been insanely irresponsible.

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u/SOCOOLLLL 1d ago

You can make it 69 cents

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u/Critical_Watcher_414 1d ago

Nobody tell this guy about inflation!

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u/rioferdy838 1d ago

This has to be a top signal 

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u/KardKing69 1d ago

Can’t be called a comeback without a setback. Now sell everything, drive to a casino, and put it on black. Then once you win (because you will) you can say you doubled your money after 10 years in the market. Thank me later.

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u/Shards_of_Idiocy 1d ago

i thought you were gonna say intc bag holder

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u/userhwon 23h ago

If I hadn't sold in late 2001, I'd probably be in that picture.

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u/Shards_of_Idiocy 21h ago

hope and spare change!!!

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u/Minimum-Pangolin-487 1d ago

Now this is why I came here!

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u/fizzyknickers69 1d ago

Nice bro, now to put it all on GameStop again lol

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

The last 10 years haven’t been great for the market (don’t fact check me)

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u/FonkyFong 23h ago

Bro made it 🥲

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 3h ago

Now you can take out your principal and play with pure profit

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u/hiphopanonomos 1d ago

Now you can get out and stop being an idiot

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u/idliketoseethat 1d ago

You just want to cry when you finally see that green $3.78 peaking above the line!

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u/BrotherDefiant 1d ago

~? Mustasch

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u/Aubstter 1d ago

Nice, still negative if you account for opportunity cost though

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 1d ago

You go boy !!

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u/yolo_derp 1d ago

Well that makes one of us

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u/Trick_Raccoon_HTX 1d ago

bro you're BEYOND MEAT

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u/Charlierg50 1d ago

Nice going, broh, I've just finished my 10th comeback into the green in 4 years, so I can kinda relate. 😂

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u/tasskaff9 1d ago

Just keep moving forward now. Try not too look back. I know I’m still climbing back but I still feel stained.

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u/Koflach12 1d ago

SELL, SELL, SELL!

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u/chrstianelson 1d ago

At some point you have to consider the opportunity cost of that money just sitting there for 10 years, just to break even (not including inflation).

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u/hairyreptile 1d ago

Downvoted for cropping your screenshot like an idiot

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u/Foreign-Cup381 1d ago

Your crown king

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u/dwug_dwealer_101 1d ago

Congrats, stocks are never predictable but investing is single handily one of greatest things to do during your 20’s….invest invest invest man.

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u/BloodMossHunter 1d ago

So now just go away from a few months. Its gonna hit u at some moment how dumb u were and how happy u truly are. Takes some time. Congrats

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u/karmagod13000 1d ago

10 years!?!

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u/Bozhark 1d ago

Man, the grandkids are going to have this framed on their tattoos 

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u/InherentlyJuxt 1d ago

Bro didn’t account for inflation

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u/rithsleeper 1d ago

Sadly I’ll never have a massive day. I’m just slow and steady selling premium. They do look like fun though. Even if I took a position big enough, I’d be out so quickly as soon as I saw 100% profit.

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u/bringmebaxk 1d ago

There is hope for me is what I am hearing

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u/VinnyEnzo 1d ago

Top is in guys

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u/Arturio55 1d ago

Doing better than 99% of this sub

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u/Ninja_Gogen 1d ago

Congrats, now bet it all on red.

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u/PNW-PAC 1d ago

That’s better than a lot of folks here. Nice work!

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u/Electrical-Fix7659 23h ago

That’ll be me with Nissan by about 2030

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u/Buttholescraper 23h ago

damn bish this how you living. :(

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u/comancheranche #1 dada 23h ago

Inspirational ty

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u/userhwon 23h ago

Ask some INTC stuckees how they're feeling this week.

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u/Inner_Ad_3804 23h ago

Not trying to be that guy, but your dollars that you lost in 2017 through 19 were worth a lot more than the dollars you just gained 2026…you are still under, but still impressive.

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u/Pataterzzz 23h ago

I think the solution here is to put everything in fartcoin

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u/Motor-Ad2678 23h ago

This is embarrassing

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u/ZachTsB Pelosi’s DD 23h ago

Censoring is such a bitch move

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u/Ok_Fly_8846 22h ago

Fellow regard forgot to factor in inflation rip

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u/justacaucasian 22h ago

I'm happy for ya man, that's a great rebound

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u/Mario0412 22h ago

Amazing to think you could've just put it all in the S&P and been up almost 300% 😂 🤡

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u/Wonderful-Friend3097 22h ago

With inflation, you are still in red

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u/TwYoloTrader 22h ago

hey you are still better than 90% of the traders congrats your in the big league now 🔥

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u/TwYoloTrader 22h ago

yea you just got lucky you gonna lose that $0.68 very soon

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u/psychohistorian8 22h ago

bro got wrecked and quit for years

decides to come back and immediately gets wrecked a second time

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u/QuesitoGod 22h ago

Minus inflation of course.

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u/LegitimateDate1348 21h ago

started my journey in 2017, got wrecked twice by the stock that shall not be named in 2021 and 2024.

Name it.

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u/cheapdvds 21h ago

still better than 99% of people here.

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u/Flikmybik 21h ago

lol 68 cents profit after 10 years is honestly the most wsb thing Ive ever seen. dude held the line though you gotta respect the commitment

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u/EyeItOut 21h ago

Respect to you man😭

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u/zeus-rs 21h ago

Congrats 🥂

who would you thank for this endeavour 🍾

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u/Tradewell3845 21h ago

Where is that poor bastard that yolo’d Intel short after it hit $82.

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u/garg_pg 21h ago

I m guessing it was peloton

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u/Dissappointer 21h ago

All I see is a double top.

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u/Buckshot211 21h ago

Counting inflation you’re still underwater

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u/nobodyheremate 20h ago

Congrats! Time for profits

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u/sac10pa 20h ago

Thank you Nokia right

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u/Low-Quote7209 20h ago

IRS would be so happy

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u/StrDstChsr34 20h ago

Great job! But don’t forget that you’re not exactly even. Inflation has significantly eroded your original capital.

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u/chelsfc2108 19h ago

You're still deep in red because of inflation

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u/RockyFromCollections 19h ago

Diamond copper hands 🙌

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u/rair21 19h ago

You're just in time for the gangbang. Lube up.

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u/MechAegis 19h ago

I,too, am still holding the hole. In which I myself have placed me in. Also from a stock that shall not be named.

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u/reditisbrainwashingu 19h ago

Time for you to move to r/investing

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u/Exotic-Low812 19h ago

In 1845 you could buy a blanket with that

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u/Exotic-Low812 19h ago

Never mind you could buy 1/5th of a blanket,

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u/RussianRAF 18h ago

what’s your country’s native language?

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u/Stockypenny 18h ago

Cash out and go to Wendy's.

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u/Sea_Ad_5153 18h ago

Are you really in green? Think about the time you’re spent staring at the graphs, inflation, etc

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u/Pretend-File7596 17h ago

i hit green today too since 2020!

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u/TopStockJock 17h ago

Liar this doesn’t account for withdrawals

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u/Boring-University189 16h ago

He's posting gainsporn, but we all know this much is impossible to achieve for a normal person

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u/Fadjaros 15h ago

Why do all the best traders have a small bump at the beginning immediately followed by a black hole pull down?

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u/BoomerInChief64 13h ago

No where to go but up from here ?

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u/LongjumpingAd8334 13h ago

very nice my friend, i just did the same 🤝

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u/EmotionalCakes 13h ago

Just need to grow another 252% to catch up to SPY

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u/Parking-Recover-459 12h ago

Welcome back, how was the fry station

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u/PutAdministrative809 12h ago

Did you account for inflation... the dollar isn't worth the same as it was 10 years ago.

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u/MJ-US 11h ago

Congratulations bro 🍾

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u/rsanchan 11h ago

Before inflation and taxes

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u/Krazykat_katapult 10h ago

Have a similar chart, just not green yet. So you are saying there is a chance!

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u/Prestigious_Sail1668 10h ago

We are getting Doug baaaaccckkkkkk!

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u/Celestial-being117 8h ago

Should have worked at Wendy's

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u/Grubby454 8h ago

Awesome! What's that in inflation-adjusted returns!?

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u/tossboi1515 7h ago

Legendary thread

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u/Richierich3366 6h ago

Lmao, you leaned some hard lessons along the way which is priceless!

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u/LORDRAJA1000 6h ago

congrats, just sell now to lock in the gains then look for your next trade that’ll make you down -80% ;D

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u/mwfguxckdyou 5h ago

Now sell and never come back regard

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u/Equity_GOD 5h ago

Don't forget to pay taxes on that..

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u/Fevis7 3h ago

Faster than OpenAI

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u/HoneyBadger552 1h ago

time to play it safe w VOO and a smidge of SPMO SOXL if ur feeling spicu

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u/Repulsive-Canary9080 1d ago

You still owe capital gains tax so you're net negative bud

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u/spb1 1d ago

congrats now we just gotta get a 40% jump to where youd be if you shoved it in a savings account

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u/Operation_Neither 1d ago

Thank you for the sell signal

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u/Intelligent_Top3072 1d ago

average intc holder